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Listowel Standard, 6 May 1904, p. 7

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"magne is nine times a king, twice Wfe of Margaret Van O "ONE THING as WELL, « "(a "FRANKS OP ca ae as a k in The 'True Secret at a Remarkable TRYING Hs "Best TO MAKE pom SR office in New York, and Success. _jafter hard work and close applice- PEOPLE HAPPY, Dr. Williams Pink Pills*for Pale RRS : tion a ga People do only one thin ut they| Stories of Pretty Romances From business world. do that one thing well. That is the All PB. vee LUnassuming manners secret of their success. 'They actu-}. arts © lar in society, and therd met Miss ally_make new -blood; just that" and World. Stone. Count and 'Countess Berold- no more. But good blood is the ere From the grim cell of a New York jingen will live in Now York; where . lice station diseases are caused aimlessly into the air. by the Anaemia, paleness, pim- . cro! wee sete continent, over mountains, lakes, and sidney negara ite backaches, sidcaches, plains, it fle Far over the trom neural gia, mervous troubles, rheuma- pent and the special secret ailments ahd women--these anada, of Ass boia it found its mark--the heart ro a ee Canadian farm e| Pret Florence Pilgrim, an 18 year old New York girl, singer in the Brick church in avenue, but lost her position through due to bad blood. sometimes Inugh at the idea one little medicine can cure all these | discases--but they forget that they were all caused by one little trouble--bad blood. 'The fool- ish people are those who take a dif- ferent medicine for every syimtom without thinking of the one nies at tho reot of them all. Dr. Williams Pink Pills strike ut blood and. nothing else. They the veins with new, strong, rich red could no longer keep the gaant wo of hunger from their door Florence, Brown Pang seg through her mother's dry goods store from a credit customer rested and, having no friends, went to jail. Every day the aged woman walked from the cheerless room at. 301 West brief | Porty-third street to the Tombs and confirming "the above statements '-- inalf her scanty jail fare for her mo- John. Craig, Kells, Ont., says how Cupid fired a dart'|h Tr Bran some strong proof Of levery day the fair:girl prisoner gaved | to make a fortune SO HAPPY SHE HAD TO TELL. Clara Sk teage', of Mamaroneck, N. Y., kept her marriage to Herbert Foshay n secret for-two _--_ and then told it because she so. hap- py that she a all her frien to know it. and Werbe re marricd on Apri "3, "1902. ona the saceret, were forgiven, and keeping house in a New York fat. ase of appendicitis started a manne in "a lives of Miss Blizabeth Lam omg Gainsboro re and stock gr: is completely cured "of, a Jongestand- Lumbago, 2 he-has in, case ninde a states for the baaedt of the public, in» which be gives the en- tiro credit for the cure to Dodd's Kidney Pills. ba his Statement Mr. For "years: I fered { x wenty suffer; rom Lumbago. will with all» its worst sym tom: pwins it Bin possible to bear, Sqoriee with an irritation of the derste f New York and George H. TRelchers of Brooklyn. Miss ! Brenderstein, who is young aod pret- | ty, Was a nurse at the German hos- jital and was herself attacked by, appendicitis. Dr. Reichers performed the operation which saved her life, and, having saved it, she gave it to | him to guard forever. Otto Ruckler, a brave cuirassier in | "I was paralyzed and had no power | Vhe I had to be! Dr. Williams aud to seems | nm it became known thet mother and daughter were kept from starva- | ition by the daughter' s sacrifice the itables were turned in the girl's favor. :The charge against her was with- i drawn and the girl was release The newspapers printed her: Pink Pills my neighbors like a mirecle.' Miss Blanche " porent, St. i the curo Edmond. nate chills cough and was daily growing Weaker. of Dr. Williams; and | a jfe in love with Florence. Hoe w the judge New York and fehicoingh him offered marriage to the for her mother. Mrs. John MeKerr ae» I j girl and a home T., says:--"For some years 1 The judge so far has refused to was a great sufferer from the -- ail- lay the part of John Alden to bi the lives of so|Canadian Miles Standish, but it many women miserable. J never got hnot certain that love will not find a anything to relieve me until JT began | way. using Dr. Willianis Vink. Pills aud | they have made me feel ike a uew! yz person, \ A BOX OF CIGARS. etiord J. Mundy of Brooklyn, N. Y., didu't b his cigars by the 'box Mrs, apa a padington, St Mary's | pe Riri not have married Emma. River, N.S., 8 was a cripple | yoajy nger, a petite brunette eniployed in a cigar factory at Lancaster, Pa. | from seuititinn. until A -- bing ' She wrote her natne and address on Dr. Williams Vink the shes and Pains hase ett me yt I a Tittle note, asked the finder to Mr Mw "Gook axmevbon N.W. TF. rite to her, and -- it _-- the ays :---"Dr, Williams Pink Pills eur- 'hottam layer of cigars, in a Lox. That was last suinmer. ni Ve! kK orysip | ed me of a severe attack of erysipe And ; hidden in the 'box an 3 ; _ Mr. William Holland, Sarnia, Ort. of cigars, i ' piled high on rattling trucks, says :--"'T suffered for two years + mee Coe from kidney trouble. To tried many r:hont in freight cars to -- medicines but got nothing to help, *0r carted acrors the Brooklyn me until I teok Dr. Williams Vink re, and finally landed in a little Pills, and after using them 'shop in Mast avenue. a month every bit of the trouble was ! John Mundy happened to buy this | one. partienlar box. lt was until What Dr. Williams Pink Pills have, he had smoked his wa i »laver that he found the note. ands of others--they will do for yo Of course, he wrete to her. What if you will give them a reasonable young = wouldn't "take a dare" trial. Sold) = oby medicine dealers like tha Tie sent his photograph everywhere, or by mail from the and asked = hers. Her photograph Williams Medicine C Srockville, (care in urn, an etters passed Ont., at 50 cents a box or six boxes pack end phan Finally John we for $2.50. to Lancaster to see Emma. He found . 'her the only daughter of a widow te She was young, pretty, agreeable, NINE TIMES A KING. loa and = she liked him. Their first meeting ended in an engagement, Emperor Francis Joseph of Austria !and now they are married. And she is the most betitled monarch in the snail t obiect to his smoking in the world. Without his impcrial crowr-- | hous which is the identical tiara of Char rle- | 'Thore was a tendcr romance in the | Yhisen who died a few days ago at Columbus, oO. \She died an otf maid becatse her fa- eo a grand den ' uke, on cite a prince, four times a "ma c | oI | On the kaiser's army, has recently served j thirteen days in jail because he loved his maijor's cook, Otto's courting Was done in the major's kitchen, where between kisses he fed himself generously with the rich viands = in- tended for the major"s dinner table. The fester 'diseovered him and a court martial followed. --_--_4------_ ADVICE 'TO MOTITERS. stomach be "Keep your litle ones eh appy cian of world wide reputation, nm nother who followed this advice-- Mrs. Albert Hoisvert, St. Claude, iy proves the truth of it. She _*" faith in ve the greatest i Raby" s Own VYablets for young chil- | ri roshe and I always keep them in the house. Both my littl ones were | rrowbie da with constipation and sour j stomach. Tablets lan they are well ;Once in a while I oo give them a j dose | Lo prevent the trouble coming | back.' If all enaiata mothers fol- is edvice there 1 fewer cross, peevish, sickly babics in the These 'Tablets are guaranteed to contain no opinte or harmful arug. Sold by medicine dealers juvery where, or sent by mail at 25 jeents a box by writing The Dr. Wil- 'liams Medicine Co., Brockville, Ont. i QUITE SIMPLE, boar! an ocean steamer a gen tleman wished to help a lady, who iwas of an inquiring mind, to compre- hend the 'principle of the steam-en- | wine, This is how he cleared away jth Steg ite: -- Why. you see, ma'am," guoth he, s just one thing foes up, and then cisother , and then i niakes That's what they call the hydraulic Lately ig It's quite simple when you know zaw me, I never cndenetond it be- fore! But, then. I never had it pro- | perly explained,"' replied the fair list- a ------4----_---- ; Bewara of Cintments for Caiarrh grave,' multitude of his ther didn't like her sweetheart, titles as count and so forth is past |Thomas 'Tonje They were be- | that Contain Meroury. enumeration. The total of his titles throthed, but twenty years ago on | 8s mercury will surely destroy the senso of sovereignity and nobility exceeds a \his death-hed, her father, as a dying | 3) els and completely derange the hun . In_ addition, as King of request, begged his daughter to give tha prneoes, pea a on pty Hungary, he bears the title of "Most up her lover. She promised, and | should neve DO ous ept on p Apostolic," whfch is one of the four kept her pledge Neither she nor | eer Ue one froin reputable physicians as honors bestowed by the Pope. Were her sweetheart ever married. © They lta" he "iguot "you an 'possibly derive the sovercigns of Murope to meet in remained sweethearts, but E Rete | ro m them Eull's Catan rh' Cure, man- si naa Siar resgeaerd ae! the the wishes of a dying man leo ! La ~ no '.--: nee, a oy is ec ' e co mh + cu yi 7 Tole Francis Joseph--alik by | ARGUND TIT WORLD, tea blot aa mu cncting, ireetly ures reason of his hereditary prestige and Somewhere on the Atlantic the ih sas yon pad 2 Hous Cuteren Cure of representation of the ancient lsteamer Kentmere is carrying Capt. ¢ en | internally and Sade in Toledo, Holy Toman Empire. "TY. FE. Bruce and ose bride on a hon- recite I. J. Cheney & Co. Testi- evmoon voyrte that will last oll the + 'a : on --+----- world around. Capt. Bruce is Bh | bottle. ie Druggists. Price, 75e per "vears old and recently cross the Take Hall's Family Pills for consti- USE FOR BALLOONS. 'ocean on tho White Star liner Tew | alee ae The French naval engineer, Renaud, jt ca _ peg to ana pore Way | Talk is cheap; otherwise the aver- calls attention to the fact that a cap- probaen age as ne tees es 4 at 'age wife would soon bankrupt iher tive balloon rising a certain Uke dock he aoa & smile from 1 husband. Agnes Sheriff, oa pretty widow of 3 height may be employed to discover the presence of rocks beneath the sur- face of the water Iivery sailor knows that in certain parts of the und the stecrage stewardess. The smile was not intended for him, but he sought -- obtained an introduc- tion The sea shallows can he detected in a ed hi ame lca ane on by the coloring of the water. Fron panied him pe a theatre, bai. in certain heights tho are are eins the evening he proposed. The next still more plainly foe Toatonce _ {morning she accepted him, and they from the hills surrounding the. e- oe married ying sane day. Ca Hed trance to Brest. Fr » this it fol- sara i gpa a The m | Jows that from a carnive balloon at merchant service, on the oral a certain height above the surface j permitted him to take his bride ' ' See P| _v ' especially in waters containing many i ayage to: Tlonglong. Pretty Morgaret Hofiné ister, 1 years old, living in Jersey City. clop- ed with William Dartels rather than j;leave him forever. She told her mo- jther she was going to a munsquerese (Party. She was married the same levening and wrote the following let ter to her mother: "I love Will more than I can make lyou understand, and he told me that ti ian't auarry him he would go 'So submarine rocks and tortuous chnan- nels, shallows can be located with the eye, and better still through photo- graphy. | a ---- SOAKED IN COFFEE --Until Too Stiff to Bend Over. k coffee I often | LOVE IN FIVE LANGUAGES, Love has a language of its own in every clime, and it has taught a oung widow at Geneva, , four other languages be 8 0 old, wen the habit of drinking ! never touched coffee since an? the result has-been that I have been eakively cured of all ny stom- ch and nervous trouble. ' mother was just the samo wo all drink Postum now and_ had other coffee in the He died in Paris, eo for two years and we are all she married an Englishman. | killed in a railway accident, married an American, "IT have "A neighbor of mine a great coffee | inker, was troubled with pains in! her side for years and was an invalid.! years. Whe ce Sho was not able to do her pos | europe, but fell in 'wie with a hand- and could not even mend clothes or' some Russian on the steamer. They | anything at all) where she would were n ied ' 7 have to bend forward. { she tried 4 AcE Oh Sa See Went -- te . 2 ; ssa to live. The Russian died of to do a little hard work she would typhi, and the four times widow ro- get such pains that she would have | 14, to her former home at Mil to lie down for the rest of th . ea e day. persuaded her at last to stop be ii married her childhood play- mate. Six months later he, too, 'was killed in the mountains. That was three years young woman ae who had grievod for five husbands sy ; clared that Cupid should tempt her a sind ean the machine|2° more, but she finally. succumbed and she never Roca! the least bit of |t0 the pleadings of a German, -- and Ppain.in her side Rolla act _she has got is now his wife. _ well coffee was pe age of Count Alexander cause of the ols trouble. Beroldingen * Austria nd Miss *T could also tell you about scver- Margarct Stone of New York is a been | Sure enough ove match, even if he is a cont and penniless and she Amcrican heiress. The count's fam- ily dutes back to the thirteenth al other neighbors who cured by quitting coffee and using Boats in its place."" N ven by Postuin Go,, Battle © 'h, . Look in package on ea book, "The Road to Well-|an Austrian. regiment, but vi sj differing widely do- | the Mexican border. tury, and he himself was an -- in en jeave that country bocaune of = quar | Winard's Liniment Relieves Neuralgte When o man admita that his wife is un angel it's safe k him how long he has been a widower, ----_ tines over bate Years | t Mre. Win Sey P has toen by millions of resothe laa) for t dren while t ing. Iisoothes the chill, + ice apres aliaya pain, cures inne and bowel and fad sie nty-tire cen Bold "Tanager throughout the id. ie 'sure pee ask for Mna, WIS4LOWs SOOTHING Sraur." 2-04 A political ring jbut like any other end. Minard's Liniment forsale everywhere a " a NRAIN WELG HT. The intelligence of a man is stated to be in direct proportion to the weight of his brain. M. Mathicga, jan eshte of Prague, i becon into the matte Having first ascertained that the ante brain weighs on an average 400 grammes and the fentate -- 1,200 gramines between the ages twenty and -sixty, he has eee the following statistics, based on the study of the brains of 235 rsons, in their occupation and intellectual culture. "The weights ;of the brains: of the different people lane ealculated in granunes. Day lIab- lorers, 1,400; workmen and unskilled j Inhorers, and watchers, 450; business men, 1,466; physicians and professors, 1,500. , has a beginning, ring, it has no _ WORLD'S LARGEST FENCE. The lon a ad that which has been by the ie Cattle Company along It is seventy- it fenes in the world is} erected spin "At times I was entirely prostrat- and was for woeks unable to 'anything whatever, and aiead the services of my fam amily to assist me jin dressing and erie from a chair to the sofa. '] tried doctors anit "medicines, but got no benefit till, on the advice 7 ° | eighbor, I ¢ ° Doaa' 8 Kidney Pills. After tho first {box I noticed an improvement, and | when ad taken six boxes every 'symptom of my trouble had vanish- | ;e Like Rheumatism, Lumbago is caused by Uric Acid in the blood. Sound Kidneys take all the Uric Acid out of the blood. Dodd's Kid- ney Pills make sound Kidneys. Only a fool man would deliberately make an enemy by gucssing within in the Englinh language to cnable girl properly. to describe her first beau wad 2 --Has th yan xotiocias 41 r centres grown ed comsden? Are you threat- encd with nervous prostration ? Socth American Nervine we ante "s corrector, m: ae of nerve force, ay consitutioa, builder ne lady says: '1 owe my life to i." --84 off 9 nd on, until 12 "But when do "Oh, Igo Ah! "Yes, T sleep, o'clock on Sunday you get your uroaktast? Y dd down to brenkfast about 9." "Ah! then you go back to bed." "No, to church.""" Heart Disease se Relieved In SO s Cure for tho 9 minutes, and speedily effects a cure. i ne penne remedy for Patton, Short pnt of Breath, Smothering S , Pain in Left Side, oA all symptoms ar " iseased Heart. One dose coavinces.--83 "Goodness!" exclaimed the nervous visitor, "'what vulgar little hoodlums those -- boys are out there in the st treet "IT can't see them,' said the |hostess, -'i'm rather near-sighted, | vou know." surely you can hear how they're uting and carry- on. i eee but x can't tell whe- Shiloh's Consumptio: The Lung Cure Ti is guaranteed to cure, -If it doesn't benefit you, the druggist will give you your money back. Prices: 8, C. Werrs &Co. 203 2c. 50c. $1 LeRoy, N. ¥., Toronto, Can. ESE P- the most distressing More than half the battle in cleaning greasy dishes is in the soap you use, If it's Sunlight Soap it's-the best, 6B > The frankness with which a' 17-year- old girl refers. to herself as an old aids only exceeded by the frankness with which she denies it ten years ater. =] Mincrd's Liniment Ci Cures Burns, etc. Many a girl's "popularity ig the --_ sex is due to a that ec has SOOT: Lever's Y-Z (Wise pi Disinfect- ant Soap Powder dusted bath, softens the water and disia- ts. "Judge," wailed tbe prisoner, "can't you give me a little time to think this thing over?" "' <li iy," replies: the magistra "Six montbs."' a What's the Trouble 7--Is it Sick Headache? Is it Biliousness? Is it Slug- work--Don't resort t Agnew's Little Pills, i conte for 40 will work wonders for you.---85 "Pa, why do they call whisky an eye-opener?" "If you take enough you will gee things you only dreamed of before now MINARD"S LINIMENT will cure Diphtheria. JOHN D. BOUTILLIER. French Village. Know MINARD'S LINIMENT will cure Croup, J. FF. CUNNINGHAM, Cape Island Know MINARD' S LINIMENT is the best remedy on cart OSEPH A. SNOW. Norway, Me. "Sometimes," said Uncle Eben, "a + ives hiese'f credit foh bein' re- signed to fate when he was simply settled down to bein' good an' lazy. To to yon that'fr Chase's Zoe Ointment te a certain and absolute care for cack and every form of echine. vita fogan Bites, the man vo qoama im ontals in tre D daily press d ask your nel yn: sors what spite dl "chink orit. "You can use it art rot ours joney cured, (ca box, al il or EpMaNnson, Bates & Co.. Toronto, Drs Chase's Ointment RED SNOW. This is a phenomenon which is fre- quently observed in the P onally been met with r tending for eight miles which wero covered with red snow of a brilliant hue, and sometimes as much as 12 t careful. examination scope revealed that it was due to the resence among the snow. of a ve minute plant, which has been called by Sir William Hooker Palmella ni- 8. 1--28 . THREE POWER SCHEME. Building Warships in Britain, France, Kussia and Germ aie. ce secretary to the admiralty i the British House of Commons rece jy stated that the new sto rl in the navies of Warious countrics during the past nine years was: Tonnage. costs 8 oxepee 933, 147 i = Britain 239,9 show that whereas has constructed ships f 983,147 tonnaxe, tho three « _ ers have buiit vessels of * ton ec. Thus reat Brit: sraccalis adopted a three-powe standard as the basis of awed effici- ency, It was pointed out wy BE. Robertson in a subsequent debate on the navy Paes fe that the cost to Great Bri- ain of building these ships was £70,- 000,000 and to the other three pow- ers £82,000,000,. a Great Britain had, therefore ded to the fleet to an extent would have cost the other ae £9 10.000 00D Deena nine These. Mantes Great Britain ' = whi a vali "Age softens all things, docs it not?" 'Yes; there's no fool like an old fool." YOU CAN'T BE ATTRACTIVE. An Offensive Breath and Disgus ing Discharges, Due to Gatrk, -- Millions of Lives Yearly. 's Catarrhal Powder Belleves in 10 Minutes. throat Ba setae te td in the i Catarrh. It gives relief in .ainutes and banishes the disease like magic. 28 4 se Dr. Agnew"s Pills. 409 Doses to Cemts. A solicitor, who was remarkable for the length and sharpness of his nose, onco told ao lady that if she did not immediately settle a matter in dis- pute, he would file a bill against her. "Indeed, aol said the lady, 'the no necessi for you to file our is asity bill, for I am sure it is sharp enough already. Endorsed by the Justice of Peace - Chronic Liver and Stomach Trouble Thor- - oughly Cured by Using Dr. Chase's Kidney-Liver Pilis In every home there is moro or less suffering as a result: at Pye ino derangements he digestive Because 'Dr. Clinse's emg: tsectied re Chase's Pills for what they have done for m r. -D, Holmes, Justice of © the Peace for ' tizem in every sense of the word, in fact, I have pag him from boyhood up and can say I believe him to be truthful and fonest."' Act directly. on the Liver, Kid- v- | the and activity of these» or- gans, thorot ¢ tem, purify the blood of poisonous _im- | pian and set the digestive organs er. Chase's Kidney-Liver Pills all Potatoes, Poultry, Eggs Butter, Apples Let us have your consignment of any of these articles and we will t you good prices. THE DAWSON COMMISSION co, Limited Market and Colborne Sts, TONG! Chicken m Loaf gh ven Loaf cap be served for Lunc a For Daint Luncheons" There is nothing" eto Tomting and satio- Ther il us ways Libby' © Pearieas Drs ried B Be eel, vetted ai Be Sted Ham Libby' S (Natural Flavor) Foo oducts y First-Class Crocer Pails, Wash Basins, milk Pans, & r Can Su INSIST ON. GETTING EDDY'S. for 0 Make Good Things to Eat." Libby's Atlas or the Wald see postpaid for fiveoc stamp 3. , Libby, McNeill & Libby, Chicago, U.S.A. LOWER BETTER A PRICES QUALITY WORD MAKING. $10 in one prize for tho. greatost number of worde. $10 In two five dollar prizes for the next onuent lists. $10 in five two dollar prizes for the smaller lists. We will pay these prizes for the 'best lists of English words made out of the three words': "MASSEY - HARRIS WHEELS." Litters to be used in answers onl as ti above words. ene closes ah ae pene, ay goth. nendin your list to-day. Write for our new "Silver Ribbon" Booklet. 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