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3 Z OWE Short Stories Retold. Bill Adams Threat MY HEALTH 6 a ale “stopping at a London PEE SS TS TE SIE tere : SE Se ea ce : mar T" Wie awt to be fut" | To Lydia E, Pinkham’s Veg- Nowa: that the dues wet nae ranking ; Will the Germans bl d. Descending two flights of stairs, he é aes ; tneta tit te talk eam tay pees oe pet he. fhe ith this dashed hotel 7” i ? be able to affect And leed the men to viktery, \he growled. “No Bear ek et eae ' With sure and sertin hand.”” |, Washington Parl, uiee ealland no elevator running 1 Well Shipments to ¢ see, sir,” si id. @ Cc di They xe goin to put me in the rainks fered el ported and w il ord anada ee] my wil— i e, | to cel ‘or safety. ama! err ane hati sartnn | nervous spells and , ejaculated mi . Twas, on mai i! ‘ i Ta vi ned. ‘ # alking |No, ir,” the b me learn to dri! Now what ee fule has ee this trick istake ? : see, sir, you don . mai great | : i Us It for, tua i fellesy? make meso nervous: AE y kno wots at staik? ( | ‘ eae : erything to pieces SMOOTH DIPLOMACY T've got sum ennemes, thet’s sure; But never dremt thet wun * a sosick In carrying on diplomatic relations “Kyd s0 forgit wot's due to me maik me hold a gun ! ess I kno who it was now, Bs Eydie, He 2 )nkt lodge’s annual banquet till four o'clock ‘ani ae morning. Tint cttriten it Gaon, | youtor dl ha i fa casi ven kneel The avowed intention of the Germans to sink on sight any vessel found within well-defined regions gives us much food for thought; able and sores at a fearful rate down in the th oe nagar atone if esses fale “Why do nalMatter ish,” the banqueter called ayceask toad . Cee : : eye rep rte Regen ole oa é here's two hat racks down and the severance by America of relations with the Germans al- To tie the Kizer’s hans. aia ©. Pinkham remedies.” ane ready further complicates matters. T, STOPIEL, Moore Avenue, a Pp ae ota think Posi at keen | Syecnin con Pack, Titzols ae " = ee téaghel and oe in eer 2 t thay’ll id . bef tha: di rs jut, dear, you've gol ‘wo hats, . . . hay gannct walk fe fay. | tree female Coublen nervoumess, baven't yout’ Hang one on each rack If the Central Powers can fulfil their submarine promises then sup- cache or the blues could see the let- 44 come oni up to bed I know you're . : Nog by, Jugful 1, Thay Kin sersh || PGE yates suotamrellby Loe A oe plies of many kinds will be affected. My. cities Bath they bust, dia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound. But nary thing thay'tt find, becos eet ; Mee olen Pit eraila: tut, If you have any symptom about which SOME COLLECTION BOX a “ 3 : Sr pair ced you oul Mints Lee, ents to tthe | se inte Amevlean chore, deve This country would probably find it almost impossible to obtain wunt find me a bit of use, E, Pinkham Medicine Co. (or “eelaing the wind" a dalle : . hay" Rn Mass, for elf mies cee 'toe ak gious pane, desribes as some col | | further supplies of woollen goods for outer clothing, as practically ft durn me, I wunt fite, beni Oklakoms. Tt a member of the eon all of it comes from Great Britain, and with the United States al- ge med are Se emt : : - ; : coats, Fk re pae pene. em mito EDS ANI (3 csi a e . most certain to be embroiled, the supply which they might divert If thay wunt give me proper raink,, Mr. W. Crookshanks and Miss FE. |%&! (Ciisskbigisse cocina cake ill f : , ¥ rit pat em in w fix, Sr visited friends at Eth Se scnee : to us will be needed for their own armies. : Thay kant blaim me if thay don’t win And ag i'll tell e Gi i Plum : spent |the xX passes, it awa. ‘i x S . But if thay leeves me ‘tere ‘amunth, |a day last week with Mr, R. 5, Ham- watchman’s rattle, and a kodak takes The entry into the war of the United States—how it would disturb ‘They'll led Ah wae 40" tales ilton.—Miss Olive Grieve has return-|bis portrait. sas ' : San " : is: conditions here! Coal dearer, textiles dearer, many articles of food y8_wos a loyal m: i Ks 1s.—! a ct RECEIVED NO HARM z almost unprocurable, and a radical revision of our present mode of Until thay kollered m: ouple jut how the fast chans I kin git iast week,—Miss Ella Coghlin A certain. clergyman: was.» much Vik thi dh fi je jine the ennemees, Face at Wate beusreNcADE, fM? |erleved to find his special services for living an absolute certainty. The raising of large armies would put Gosh | Want the Halies sware and Daabeirand darchca wath bot : ee ays Soe Vee ue Mace [Set when, as uss, ne we an unusual strain on their population and money, and the effects kno I hev rui Ross and other friends left for their | onty ¢: the meetin; : é % : ann “fn eyes tostayalanns and liom at Calgary this week. Biss | really ‘chink they ought to come,’ would be felt in scarcity and higher prices. mhra givin me s gun 1 fm ‘Thos, Crooks Woe Meee ee i ent " Mea : x % z Mt ait ehay tke Bill be “glad ¥ er Sin oh bas! |oossolinely, “laee’ teem, ‘Look af When we said some time ago that “events in 1917 promise to be My granfur, he wun Waterloo. weck#-Mr, Georg : at he, I goes to all 3 : ay 3 ° Yad TEN fite like he, uuner nephew, i sez, "an wot ‘ari even more wildly sensational” we were indeed very close to the mark. Cog! v they do sien a about krisis! This in wun i li t git of ; n Friday eS : kag ties i apa ea the way | Phe Epworth League of the Methodist a Anticipate your wants before goods advance again. From Riger Kross to Dove hus met at M i ir. John Fewin pari agg talon eresting paper ‘The S oei4 chans the Halies hev— on medical missions was ave en. And thay must taik it kwick— week league meets:ati Is, hand the jobb and pay to me, Or else I'll maik em sio! Ladies Winter Coats Just at 4 Price— Hog For Service Ohslmers, Marningtoti, ha for ‘service a young Berkshire’ hog, fi “ a —A very enj i as spent by |q eu, 2 5 s 2s Rrcniea, ties u ind e No,” sald’ the old e m Thompson's strain n by the Women st bs - par! ym here, on the program sale ie ba rian quilt. i iy whi R : ies ie be ee fe i i le KNEW BY INTUITION ‘ ite ocks S pe. le BEL wd casasraketen ine hues aly : Men’s and | : ’ BRED TO LAY given by Mrs Walter Ta e wind all weel ie powe: Ladies New ’ Gitte oe tet aot inenseat ff the. prouram’ the remainder of the [fects t et hid : : Boy’s Overcoats evening was spent in games’ and|pretty well exhausted, Spring Suits— candle interes indergariner said h P Reduced : s. ----4—--—— jost enthusiastic man ‘Childre eauce pie. pate oe A TYPOGRAPHICAL ERROR eee ees —Taken into stock already. Porshe chal f th A A. compositor temporarily out. of thi z or the balance. of the season, ED. HELM, Hesson § work accepted a j n heehee eee jo you thik We are able to show you too good investment—purchase an over P, 0. Address — R. R. 1, BRITTON sa sak rand the children joyfully answered, suits and, as usu |, we have coat at less than wholesale and a tee Sika woer en ee prin pas Coarse ae tke best value at $12.50 great deal below next year’s whole- Bid = “hig: sobre ss 3 . ever shown—equally as: good sale price. See our assortment. ‘5 don, sir, the needle is a typoeraphical DIDN'T, DO THINGS BY HALF as last year’s $12.50 suits. Ontario's Best Business College | error. it should have been a noodle.”| junt Mandy's busband hes just died ee Price range-of suits $12.50, ° ——+———— and she had purchased a very com: lew Goods CENTRAL CARD OF THANKS plete set of mourning garments, in all fi $15.00, $18.00, $20, $22.50, BUSINESS COLLEGE |: was showing. them to Eliza, who was | in all lines $25.00 and $30.00. We wish toXthank: the many neigh- |expressing great admiration’ One thing | will be on eigh- 1 STRATFORD, ONT. bors fo oa eb of kii cs - SA hat Fah Bie display. Eggs $2¢; Butter 35¢; Lard 20c 0) r vhen she |'Wher unt Ms i i 4 when I mourns, I mourns. ihe me graduates are > demanc - —_—— e+ acs SUC RES UNHAPPILY PHRASED D. A. MéLACHLAN Principal FAND TRUNK ® RA LWa\ they were discussing at the EN G EK L N D SO N er oa % ent Admiralty announcements, y i ¢ R ) W. D. WEIR’S LIST OF WINTER r ‘mey" said one men Properties F For Sale!] +oyuRS Piet heds ned “The Store with the Stock” MILVERTON © man am gittin’ his just deserts at #1100 Wil, buy a good, tra Vs ing, 1% coe with Addition ti || SPECIAL fares now in effect to fg} }48™ acy ames Brown, R.R, 0 : it. Milverton. h rolin is PIGS FIRST $16 Wil, oie Toten brick house with hard and soft, water, 1-5 acre and to Bermuda and the West The following briet and pointed dia- stabling on Temperiace 8. re ae ss i ene a Bo, TF storey frame |} RETURN Limiy May 31, 1917 Pr olpacritiole to my a Et Tu Brute ? | Grain Much Better Filled “rang with 1% storey kitehen on |} Liberal Stop-Overs Allowed Ser cade butane ee Tendon Byectalsr J atoaane pt ter, Ontari Ge seid, mum, : A , Dorchester, Ontario. erie shed, stable, pig ee For fall nore writeto how it’s agoin’ to hurt ‘em.’ ixty-five million bushels of grain iris eS Hen ‘nouse, plenty of small. fruits bet Vege Sen ; ie are every year being turned into beer. “I. use onto, ae » Sirah k 2 0 Eee EL aR RS AE rasa snetlaiaid “Preservin' de trees would be easy? pounds of sug 3 supply Spring. with v Bie 3 esulte, MAKE YOUR DOLLARS ee, 100 acres, frame house, flat] i ¢ pap, Phone No, 1, Lacal Agent ff sald Uncle Eb a e jen ma 5a = sa ) By 3 acres of sod, sahd in’ t Re ‘ ri nk jounds a: (of wl foe, iy A iquor trade. To put the ma while in mi 7, Mor: ridenns iam tease LET way, three, Villon acres We applied the fertilizer 200 poun gion. Be, teres ep 3 — SEER elena the to th to the balance of tae ed to s tation 9 ie i Ms toe Gomtrieble awreiling try : SSCSSGCEPESB h ¢ oat beste S AT THE FRONT. good esnae: flowing spring into alcoholic liquor. These acres ter | throug! sel) would enough wheat : i: ead me if you want to i RY | | whore it ce so we red, ant s . A ‘oes ae dwellii farm, RC A und"? ‘ime ‘of cutting the grain seeme t wi om: ‘your welling or farm, It ; } “iid gan |much better filled.” BUY ; : 0 ~ Pees + Pwd) Desig ene to dn with DOMINION OF CANADA COMMERCIAL i snd ete by celal mie il, ‘Then somewhat ‘strangely it GOOD FOR 25% GAIN ena - i nto say; — ‘Wheat, new Bee AN ylbee fe. Catalogue: of Garden, ow no tectotal cranks. We do ee W. ADDY, Ethel, Ontario, li personal habits—hygienic “phi is to certify that I purchased THREE-YEAR ‘ Fruits, Garden Tools, etc. or non-hygienie., On inatters of health some Homestead Bone oa Fertili+ A let them judge for themselves, All we/zer las Spring from your agent, Mr. SPECIAL. —We will also ay is tthat when it is certainly a ques-|J. K. dun’ well antistied AR SAVINGS GERTIFICATES send you free a packet (value 0 sho: id may be a| with it, -T used it on our oats and I) . [{ “0 STE™ 15¢) of our choice : . would have had 25% more 2 ‘ ie I f ‘ : a $$ 25.00 FOR $21.50 Giant Flowering ies of wheat and sug coal a+ 50.00 “ 43.00 Carn ti al 30 BUSHELS WHEAT ON POOR J w 109:09 86.00 arnavion allow the depletion of our man- LAND INDIVIDUAL PURCHASES LIMITED TO $1509. - Giant Flowering Camation This carnation is a great favor Penareda oe tevcarnde ee mee ke ae ee a ~ ites i fesgrant and the plants do well outdoors. ‘Transplanted into poten the CD [eaningy Seling dad moving beer’ who |, 2 beat abou S00 a t! FOR FULL PARTICULARS APPLY AT ANY BANK early fall they bloom profusely. from October till « he end of May, Extra Fi se FSi A OR ANY MONEY ORDER POST OFFICE fs axe casily propogated from them by cuttings, “pipings” or layering, pea? “I Hear that Laura’ eBgagemént to e * FINANOE DePanTMe Send for our catalogue and learn of our other valuable pose 18 the youre, minister. + Write Michigan Carbon Works, De- JAN. 9, 1917 OTTAWA Se eit was ok and_ particulars yes, she 5) He ase jealous and so untai ms their He tead Be Black Darch & Hunter | Seed | Co., Limited, LONDON ny 3 SE es ae ae ee es Saeean to go motoring withsome|' Sold in Milverton by N. A, Zimmer- Oe @® other man he would pray for rain.” jman and George Hopf. > 4 8 \