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E MISERY. Is Denounced by a f hotel w slabs and gat Detlboye a gue Sand or put ct his Mat with- ‘gins meta, a large see- je hotel pablle is sated with dors of marble hal w ihout,” Acad coni- ed “sty he fo adie most seople who , et wise to the part of many u ‘i to s¢ - oh the re ier tinsel ‘accept tol w rate out Women as Vegetarians. uady yas gout before she adopted « h diet. Since then her sur- ra. neh pew eanu’ avoids and all otties alcoholic bever- fa other well: known women fk others See SMheart—The aeuees little all the world If she would only regard 's cost enough to bring "d be all right if she'd vice from me. for out. creature on fine girl, but e talks too right, thanks ite 2 ‘ Pr! She's like“ the know why she appears so usband Was N asked the gas col- “he wered the woman; asked the an replied thought- ‘i 1’ looking for him nteen , and he hasn't turned up yet. Tou eavel about n good de eal, and if pon, man who I though d ma ia Pretty ood usband tell him ill awaiting and send him ae Breaking It Gently. Bimpkins always tnd when it devolved the news gently of Jones’ drowning to the bereaved Mrs. Jones him much paper, ink and per- spiration before he sent the following: cannot bathing suit waa way xf jones was taude the Imperishable. “Do you think it a wise thing to wads boy away to college, Binks?! it “m0¥e boy life than n of oppor. htiestion of replied Binks him independene “But mii Tome ne Inlughee NOW nltogether, ” said Bi inks, “He away from She home bol na Dut the ‘touch’ goe: “Teaches ie out of ouch h is bol a Ds patiied Rip- we are n tis indved tlhe Piobably True. hman shipped as one of 1m ie’ measion in 5 ‘iether he found himself” the it 0 Hitt le Ll “ah,” TOW. ee " Jasi I bet I dine a Jeniay f pacneadn't, tak, » sterrin’ in ba a 2 in yer howl watch ¢ Outlook. a. were ir cold Jast evening,” young man to the girl h cule “Wi ane he added anx- at's the outlook for to- to-night,” came | | | bred person will begin to talk about | n MAN, STUDY YOUR HAIR! Then reste vee Comb it Study the crowning pa is, to those t hose bea up sities their hat ha’ ids hare pu: niehad hair usually use 9 buckaback towel for the delicate proc. ess of parting the hair, but unless one has the peculiar requirements it is not worth while t z Men with 3 should not pull their bair down over their brows, and men whose foreheads WHEN SHE IS AT THE ALTAR A Bride’s Thoughts Are More Apt to Be Ridiculous Than Beautiful. A question ever interestiny men’ is “What about, stood at the altar’ | and the minister’married you to the man of your choice?” Cl orris after investigating n that ays that much r satisfactios lates all a feoutifel thoughts at Hs church ere simply drowned in oil. [. A NOBLE REt RED MAN. He Was Nee the Stat Stately Chiof Wolse- y Expected to Meet. Lord ares was Stationed in Can- ada many years ago. On one occasion spent a boliday In the wilds, build- should now call the “back was sou after bis arrival J the ntry, avd as the mean: mmu- nication were still somewhat ig | tive be bad never seen an Indian and was: te anxious to juake the ri Some pee int chaplain of the house of Atoeacrather lengthy eae by the into the house while the chaplain was SOME NORMAN RELICS ppeal. THE NORMAN UNDERCROFT stare NOW OPEN TO THE PUBLIC. ta Inded n of the GEA aniiig hay eatin eared he | Repository of Many Famous Historia house of meprbonitnes The incident Re Is the Only Surviving ecurred many years ago, 0 ae have || Part inster Built by Ed- forgotten the names of ! ward the Confessor—Fragments of “One day the journal inte roar \ Together—Effigies of Monarchs. are beginning to work vite their locks down. quietly slipped down toward your oe on each side, len If you bring it up In sings and w toe e wi | merely. look like climbing vin never really have the free P| easy homelike appearance that ought | 0 be of all natural hair. e than long eaunah to make ure that the b ‘oing to be a boy before it hastens oft. It ea part of | self soon enough the best you can Before combing your hair y ae left by my ti more alk together all ove | ots peated to send oue'or two him, as there was an dncanip ot a very far away. t last one morning Lord Wolseley was informed that a chief had called bridegroom’s up, the aisle on my ‘to see him. With his mind full of the Hews. hat t conventional Indian, man of: com a manding pres ayed in all the Saeore meh 10+ | glory of paint raiieteuiieras heeagaals eb lit sipped coutslle bia make fom thie Phenomenon / bie acqualntanee ved a 5 rude shoc! d k when be found a wizenei tered frock gentleman dressed: in coat aud ancient eee er, the tonishment and Bias al at. stifled his a mel the seal host ‘ou should though horribly bored at the ee get acquainted with the Br Reis my freshly Sant chatter of the tink who had of your face he 3n carpet been Io the service of the Hudson Bay | ere’ ould kk y it up as much Sate thought in- fairly fluently. aible. Ws beter to look like a er hat’s like 9 o fill a us to get rid of his duste onday morving lam re on the a iate os i of as b twenty-tive cent sci ratched: aiitees ball on-a rae ing his noe ina Ener "pl lace. My Sins: out of bis on ket , fearing be night. bel » but my mind | might be eromety Insulting: his visitor, But if your face ts of a long, gallop- presented it to ing a oe oa encourage your ir flufi St close to erlgntien inclines to run up to not sureed your hair around in imitation m tree thatch. Rather fluff it up Tadeeliapentlt 166 teat kone spFing paw tops.—Homer Croy in Delines UNCLE SAM'S: DOCTORS. | Rank and Pay of Pi jovernment Ser sam employs more Hee 1,000 his 1 ee then Toes physicia ese ‘Ccetord ei ester evenly di- vidio let ween the ipealeal corps ab the ment, | ‘How I crushing mine to pai bra) ain jover’s rainy eyah’ away train the ofl to meet the bishop’s bowed his head reminding. bowed my head cad n the w: She paused a 1 ae td Nese fully, felt the edges and then said: “Can you mak” it half dollar?’ THE WET RAIN. Are Several Varieties, and All Have Their Whims. in principally composed of water, but it should not be confused with mining stoc Rain always comes on Sunday after- noons and wash days. eee was amazed and stupidly And I was bee en married changed to any day | k, systematically or indis- a ees but the rain will come. Sunday afternoon, bowever, cannot be changed to n. ‘Tbe. rain will hold off until you are e mo= she sighed, os d bis poe rose like the day. ‘The latter ee in looked at it care- | any other afternoon. | praying. He looked through the draw ers of his desk in a hasty manuer and et hustled to the side of the chap- me eep on praying,’ be Breed, ear. vest. a ‘We can’t find the journ r. Ch ana was so startled et he Peaitecea in bis ment he Beemer bead still Jower aud ay. The usual time der ‘oted to prayer in the house is about Members began to shift un- y on their fee to ches, and, instead o ds in reverence, they looked at the ieee pleadingly. ‘Tbe speaker evi dently bid been informed of the ditt culty, and. realizing that the business of the hou ue not proceed without the jou be was willing the mem- ed soni get sore of prayer, Af minute praying sre Ree Mane signs of getti ous. He knew the members were ee t ting restive, and he looked solid ae down to one t stop,” : | haven't onus “The preact ne led the clerk. ‘We dia not stop until be D the ree ous Bes under bis arm, ‘Ame: chaplain, with a sigh of rellef, | and the speaker prompt: ly ordered the clerk to read the jour- | nal of the precediug day’s business.”— Washington Times. RAILROAD TRACKS. If You Must Follow Them, wale Out- | side, Not Between Th ‘wo men, one young and et other grizzled with middle age, al corps of th i a were walk- Cie foe sis caine fee a His Good eS ee ready to go driving, and then the word Ing beside the Falirond track in a Bos ovelong to. will be passed along the pation health service. 1 mplete arm brother hi currents of the alr, and double order ‘gab Aeeanst. heriy Mags ay medical corps includes 444 medical of- miss yo catrend aid-curauluécailic be Gorrie’: station, The younger stepped between ficers in addition to the medical re- away, will you he rails. “Better walk here,”: he ad: i x o4 fy from the west d. “It’s better walking.” me corps, mind nt corps, < cts) gale Aso in the morolng, when 00 leave | oNo led the old ee, I never generat with the ran of gna fe. Pin oe sine eran leo my, 420 | Were faci the detion fa whh fains-or (Orat: Mectenants. with ate Seer be the pennies she flr sky ety Aer reas Se on," sald. the middie rank, pay and allowances of officers of | 31a" cain ed bees As Jah Ma VE aac a ras a Fallroad engineer . ai’ eaid Bx. Le ex- wait until you leave the office and toes corresponding grades in the cavalry | pected to hear some this | get you. Incidentally it will tuck ae eee 'S good nature. “What does | few ‘grip an nd rheumatism germs into % \y je lowest rank held by m f dot to touch her front hair when | Out syste a railroad track when there ts a aes Pa uegtenant The she has cutle nh er fron ha on the | Ralu is goed for the crops, but why possibilty of walking anywhere else. Tiedical aaah gets $2 F table to rae 5 id John to the as- ne for a crop 1s bard to un- a law stopped all trains running 66. Sect jonished Mr. Lovelong. and this was Sunday coiesralea tess Sate i Hears the end cee ae Rain vever brought fame te a0 one Voslaneas te It's the taloptehive tain aud toeinte So A0C Se oa pla ae of the Name “Bloodhound.” || except Noah. Probably on the day the | sure he's taking ali:-tna Sprbeauttp ie Fears he feeeives an inerease of 10 per > bloodhound was first known in 800d began he watebed th last pleale a aha tent, or fire years’ service, Sate England es party drive out of town in a bus, shout: | jer hie Vee cine 5 er ten | the English on ac. ig sarcastic things at him through the | railroads from intimate conection we ith Hid tre ston Blood, ‘but be- | dust em. His advice was the advice of a is pure breeding, the same | ‘There are several varieties of rain, | man who knew. E 2 aks cafe. pares bred, pure e one mos pular with the erence of major miss 000 per year, blood or pidodea none He ead tipek acer fu Diyas Bde pad “ biel obits wi be whieh with 10 per ded for each | introduced in England by that good cago New risa = five years! service, Devotnes $3,600 aft-| sportsman William the Conquerer. scciecnethien erty and nobody er ten years’ service, $3,900 after Aes Lense hie was" sxiowh? in" eanes as ihe : Spon then, 80. teen ie s' service he $4,000 after | St. Hubert and in the eighth century reap eneesro®: ard! tweiity fylea The ‘wonthly |'a-the Blemish hound: ‘The: “Good mornivg! rected the young | read of men killed. Hes oe idntanant: colonel, colonel and | feal English bloodhounds in man ip the threadba thoroughfare of the brigadier general is $375, $416.66 and| before those sent over by Hdwi ‘The pS dare aronet ta hts way. At $500 respectively. | Brough to the New York dog show in plush chair, they were on t ai In addition to thelr salaries, | a PL RS rte gt Pa Re mere eee thik you have the advantage ae became soothes by ap are furnished with comfortable guar {tho hen sported sehariangy tapi Cas young man,” he said distantly. ach of two trains and stepped in tera‘nnd the keep of two hors s tree, | Rechaperad eW hy. teat yoh Tetlember. aie alc? [tout of que Geihe ether Rud totais: Chelate Ai: shotasae | 1 an eoke tee years ago you told} Occasionally something is to be gain- Brikes.- New Otleaia ines Demnoerac| Save, Rigas j me it s ever Bai broke to come | ed in distance by taking to the rail. sarc “Seo here, Mr. Binks, the young | ®found ai | oad instead of the public highway. Bald Eagle's an you sent to da that plumbing | ‘be iplilignnle- penned & bederoiene awe mial feels that be must do mong birds the home oC the bala | | work at my house was a new and in. | smile. | this will be wise always to walk be: tie is perhaps the most striking, pos- | ©*Pe “So 1 did, my son; so I did. Here is| side the tratk and never on it, It sidly becaus majesty of the | sa very good and | the oxaveit aries oe you.” | may not be quite as good w: walking ae Uist Italie “Te nipeale ta the uneiana- ,, What Was wrong | he you mg aD ee te - not likely to suffer regrets 1 ton. Built of huge sticks loosely in- iia an | bosp ston Traveler. y en and situated on some loft, and inaccessible ioasg Rill) the bones | mercury aa 970 ly | a ve imtattinee I <i nea The Coffee Shrub. rule, the coffee shrub first flow- | of the eagle's victims scattered round- | inexperie m ¢ asdiatance. 1tis'a value about It, it gives a proper setiey to oHatange re had all his tools with | able tittle pamphlet I wrote during my | ers in its third year and then bears the stern and sava; of its | him when he came and never left the spare time eae ‘How to Be Broke | only a small crop of fruit. The fifth builder. Here the eagle ube sn. | Job until he had finished it.” and Happy cago News. | year is usually the time Ne the first preme, and here Fear after yeur he and | eee | considerable yield. In Java tree gath his ate rear their young. This is | hdted . Flowers: ‘sian Shawis, Sine ecnge Are: ade. annually, ‘caled the | the aerle from which be can sean the! - Rosebuds boiled’in' sugar and made The “shal” of Kerman—when F | early,” the “chief’ the “after wine countryside and, like the robber | into preserve are caten by Arabians, | Wd “sbawl"—is made ot oats bale. | Fors" but only the second is of great pros: a old, levy toll on all who pass | while in China candied rosebnds and | Like the carpets, the shawl patterns | importance. The flower enjoys but a his | jasmine flowers are equally popular. | are learned by heart, and the work is| Very ephemeral existence, as the set- The common. yellow. lily grows | even finer. Children also do this work. | ting of the fruit generally takes place in marshes and ponds is utilized by | it ts estimated tbat Kerman turns ont | Within twenty-four hours, and the pet- this 1 hear about | the Turks as the main ingredient of ‘orth of shawls, handmade, | 9/8 Wither and fall off almost tmm Ci he fs right.— Backlotz—What’s M | | | ne ' ay the aisle “Pardon ine, Kl the in- Gividual who had just ater into the | little towv as be entered the grocery | store, “but is there a chicken raiser |. P? ere ?"* % | aisle ui “Why doo't you take an ax?” sates the village Talleyrand. “A razor will | loge its edge if yon use tt on a chicken,” | Sarin ik { “Brothe: Well Fed. . The Barmald—Your dog is getting | * OMe did. And why? So he could be “ello, Jobont bases full, mum."—~ very fat. Wha | easing ae it with a benevolent and | pumalo Mr. McPherson? when we are passing | BY —— eet sling Fe: him: ke reg'lar sang se {hp cotribation: wate. whenever 1 dro ra sa Seep enaneend His Big Bill. a bise Ae Eat: Mw A. — How long is this lease of “q Right and 9. ’ It requires something of a hero to he is wrong and a good | mily man to give up when | pupil 1c h foot tank, “Tt was: The Stationer. move up to the front a ae Me erictenn ingui sible r voice called Phere’ 's a fat man wedged in Tite who head,” ‘sputiere| the a many flowers are used for flavoring. Strategy. The conductor put his head through th jon a hasty move up ied, promptly: reliey thet |S apa for gute lied th here | “Il am for getting you,” replied the and the situation was | ote youths 'andapat's ete i'r 80? ive you that eediiiimennrsionine Truthful. thought you wasn't over mm, couldn't n't over your head when ee asked era replied the smart at- ad been’ pillled: ute of” the tet is the stingest member this chore ever ha a? fn agreeable conserve. Candied vio- | @ year. ‘The Sivest product ts @ dr cou ets. are common in | Fra | | while {m Roumania and Bulgaria | DAttere. 9 rieb color effect, made espe- | cially for the governor of the province, who wera it as a robe of honor on the Persian New Year's day, | oy He Got Her. ‘8 80 spo since you salle upon me,” said she came down oe the piste outs in the ered ‘that 4 was beginning to think you were for- ined. called tonight. Can | bave you?" J jeal Crisis. “Johnnle, do 2 you understand what is | t he | meant wy aq one Biiet to ran? Hotel Clerk—What Jeane? Guest—The 1 Just gave you the money tor.—New York Press, ter wim when A Settler. Young Wife—What do you do when she husband. gets cross and wants to “Wife (with Lttelnga unt read him or two of leg Tet used to welte tp to e befor were ie tank next 3s Pe higher" cs of ste in point of i e- ately. A coffee estate tn full fower is a very beautiful sight, but its glory is very soon past.—Westminster Ga- zette, A Witty tion. At the time when Thaddeus Stevens mber of t for his uncertain course on ya ques- Cs and who confess never estigated a poiut. under ducuelonr ait finding himself neutral asked one day for leave of absence. “Mr. pane said Stevens, “I do ject. but to suggest an the eS member need vot this ee io he can easily yar ee with him: Few Wits. Him—I was confused for a bit, I.con- fess, but it tool only a moment to collect my wits. —Yes? it couldn't @ any longer than that. 3 Cleveland Leader, Go o1 M “I can't say I've pee told als never tell a man a bigger lle than I think he'll betieve."—Uitsburg 8s also arranged for hi accordance with her husband’s rank. foing tho ancien The Norman Underersft, which nd- Oe y been rot isa range of five - by vie removal le inl ited a the south: send ‘of tha Chapel: of the Pyx, and the been au dividing wa reed wi eohitecniss ‘al be: have chee: Sudden by the masses old sane and other rig which i One it has og littered. = t Wee ste Beho vol short “nt ee ihe elo ata to aynutasion, the by it is aout ft Chapter shies divide the U g 35 of the ward visible. n the north curious appearance. On slopes inw! the ¢ ning SSS Mod ‘for ‘arbvall altar image. villa buttreased“One\vof the maggie “ eontaii ain ay or The eleventh c i but sufficiently complete clear actel t of the Underero! is not known. in Paes result. of the ohne t wide. is three ou are aot s—not altogether intac seers emia auties, of with of ate heir and 10 Tock Jnder. or an and iginal ene It at it was Hey oe a sc! boat ioe haps, the the novices Some relies which have been found n various p the Abbey have been collected the Undereroft. Among the stones which were brought t to lig! t waa fitted nee ther es bes south end chamber as a_ tentative tion of three arche of the old ar The three and one of ra su cupee ed boss reconstru at oe c sah har ses of the oid “chapel of ‘St oats erine. ‘The oden Jacobean pulpit of ise yitedad ii rio preserved in the Undercroft. Most interesting of all, however, are several of the old wooden effigies of kings and queens of England, which it was the custom at royal burials to carry: upon fir T without the peas of Wales Some of the figures are ci large blocks of woo: separate limbs That of James I. tis suppo: sed. o s origininl: ostutae. © ‘The also to low wooden hemia. skull of Anne THE COLD TUBBING, First Rate In Its Way Thing as a Bath, without joints; ited partly grin ere is e seen a portion of the hol- But Not the Red many people seem to. prid eee nas being well-bathed indi iduals on the ground that every morn they jump for a shor ub of cold water, Ast Youth's Compa le to perform thir 365 days in the year and yet t eal ‘purpose of tht those ti Pat toe: young a water pass over To be re thar the millions of of which the skin doe Aas pores, he cold shower or plunge is excellent y for to whom It is suited and vigorous, whe ge does: fot mean merely letting e eally aan pak hae area Sea yy means its work for the io portant of the scavengers of the system, but cannot @: it to do its prepa if its myriads of tiny which piratior is the. time, whether sensibly a er is largely veh of ‘omin; tnsensibiy. 16 this pi is checked ‘the. wile. producu ers debe sucks he system, with the result aba ihe Gibee aFeuistak a asked) to a, double duty ; Sania inded of ai out a vi ‘yavteye9 be arth some- bath that Asio: led for, This bath the soap and water wash. Roath Wnt Bares gs _ Ants and the Weather. in perfect working” really should.