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The Oshawa Ties Published by Canadian Newspapers Limited, B6 King 5 Poge 6 Wednesday, © CIR 4 E., Oshawa, Ont, 1960 Ontario Fruit Finding Bigger Market In UK. A new market is developing over in Britain which will no doubt make the Ontario fruit growers Peaches and eherries are now finding #4 place In British seem to be popular The Ontario several fruit shipment nappy homes and the government and producers sponsored a two-and-a-half of fresh peaches to the London Food Fair last They were quickly bought up and now arrangements are heing made to ship another two.and a-half tons this week To enhance this new British mar ket for our agricultural products, the Ontario government plans to appoint Lon of tong month A permanent don, England, to deal with the lems which might arise between the exporters of Canadian products and the British representative in Pron agricultural importers, He will trouble-shooter and have a thorough knowledge of our Ontario agrieultural products Now that Britisliers are being empted with some of our fresh fruits, perhaps an Ontario representative stationed in London could also create an interest in canned fruits and veg- etables, which could keep our exports up during the winter months when e no fresh fruits available, the Guelph Mercury suggests Ontario has an established mar ket in Britain for cheddar cheese and Ontario expects to sell 20, 000,000 pounds of cheddar cheese in this an increase of 6,000,000 pounds over last is BErVe Uk a we na tohaeco ritain Year year, I also hoped that tobacco sales will in crease to 40,000,000 pounds this yeu compared with about 25,000,000 pounds during 1959 Coal Industry Report Id more Whatever eon! mining marginal importance can be maintain er exists that trary thal a than hopes are h industry of Canada whatever belief its should be a in 01 maintenance al An ar level national ob receive no of thi jective encouragement carried from the report Commi sion on Coal, a study wut b Mr, Justice 1, ( Star notes, My, Justice Rand Rand, the Montrea up continuance of subsid nut on Maritime f is 0 no an tered basis, and in the LI where coal mins impot tance, concurrent the production men hardship of further In place of the fr ol to the Canadian ight-rat { tribution rallways des. gned to coal put on a competitive footing in the Central Canadian ket with U.S to mine operators is advocated Part would take the form of a so called basic subsidy, calculated to keep minimum mining activity going on, part to be pald only to certain pro ducers in the Maritimes under the name of a social subsidy, would en. mars coal, direct assistance courage uw reduction in output suffi It would the beginning for & that ended to provide ta local needs he clent assured In ten. year period deadline being in. incentive for dey pment of alternative possibilities of ploymen I'he subvention is paid on freight arving, in the case of Nova from five to six dollars he social bonus would to a maximum of four dollars, mount a material discouragement to long-dis tance competition I'he Lhe in Government Implication that report outline a change vill render Its concussions dis the principal beneficiary impalatable, no doubt, In Lime region ne present But the support arrangements, continuing deterioration in the industry exposes their inaffective nature in the face of economic facts of life, the Star argues, What is being devoted to an obviously Ineffective ex- pedient had best be employed in forms conducive to realistic permanent ad. justment, Remembering Numbers Most people have trouble remem bering telephone numbers, and the multiplication of those numbers makes the greater strain on memory that much Noting the need to develop some sort of system for remembering the numbers with =a of strain, Felicia Harper's magazine that the changing of into known as logomorphism minimum Lamport suggests in numbers words device Cll De win . game and an ald ft N describes the method thus My Ome nemo ne is 6681. Ko i to difficult LO memorize or even to repeat accuy ately = It usually comes out 6881, It can, however, be immutably fixed by own number reason seems he the story of the missionary who went to a small island inhabited six cannibals, Nothing heard about him until & message was transmitted by drum slek ate one only further 0) Was semaphor: SIX I'he number 942% sugpest he somewhat exotic mnemonic of a coy German girl with an imperfect com The Oshawa Times TL WILSON, Publisher and General Manager € GWYN KINSEY, Rditer ne Oshawa Times comt a The established 1871) and the Whith n oe (w LT) ' 3 holiga excepts " Gazette and ablished shed daily i statut The Canadian Prams, Aug nd the Ontarie Pre w he Conadian Prema is exe gation of ail to, Ontaria: 840 Catheon Street Mont -" PQ SUBSCRIPTION RATES driers in ie. Brooklin Bort Qunawa, Whitby, Ajax Perry P arg Broug Greenwood, KX ter, Fontypoe veo, By mall ¢ f "e ¢ side reiene delivery areas 12.000 elewhare 15.00 pe Average Daily Net Paid as of April 30, 1960 16,999 mand of English who, on being asked for a date answers: Nein for tonight [t should be noted for the benefit of those who tend to cavil that the logo. morphism need not be perfect; it musigonly identify the number I'he 2282 requires that Cunesar's death scene be padded by having him identify two old friends among the conspirators before his eye on Brutus then says: tu, et tu!" fixing the number with unforgettable drama number fall Caesar l'u, Similar numbers need not pro related logomorphisms, The 2242 1s brought to mind not by any reference to Caesar but by in. voking the image of a set of Siamese twins who, on deciding to study the ballet, go to a costumer to order the appropriate four leg holed garment: A tutu for two duce numoben Visual imagery of Consider of any Kind is the number a scoutmaster most helpful 0418 in the context vho tries fq with but on finding that his troupe organize a parade NUS 8 composed exclusively of drummers, ries plaintively Ideally the should not mly be etched on the mind but tied to 118 particular subscriber, as in the case of a lady who, immediately after her divorce from an extremely unpleasant ipouse, was assigned the number 8428, ingularly felicitous comment on her {ree 'O for one fife!" number fortunate state, Equally apropos the number belonging te an ami: ouple who serve delicious food, but drink, and a To recall their num or, 4425, one has only to remember the need to forefortify oneself when going to their house for dinner wever more than that le veak one wil Certain numbers seem $0 star nt tk \ M1 moved ta won ¢ the telephoné company subliminal o subscribers and then them, Con sider the poignant description embod A n 2621 of a chondriacal acquis who wide In always being ddministers some sort of Rorschach test t the natenes numbers to the number nypo takes sick ntance oo 00 wan ~ a rz 2 INSIDE YOU VISITING FIREMAN - Do Not Multiply Troubles Of Sick By BURTON H Have vou ever FERN noticed Mb how nring ou nm wy Fach da Hannah nie sickness friends of hospita to Helpful x buddies among Lhe With Capistrano s Doom after on The from past ¢ You're athlete's foot got oul of Voice authoritativel month hundred are chalked up voll reco ny uo following the € Voice o ton f cll The Voice dwells ol ne vallow, the slekbed vel ory dela Voice kno t's learned perience slek-ahed becialst (ei) hand, bul the reminds you Poor Mi same thing days, poof! of him ANOTHER Almost as gloomy faced teeth-gritting chap who solemnly hand on your shoulder safely on your elbow U feminine and I know it's Just got to take i Lhe Bo-and-bo had and after That only VAS the end GLOOM.CARRIER is the long Rear Up place his or more you're explain gh, hut ol've What's cally tough It nh to le "re atening him VeRr do Hs teeth, millimeter alter millimeter, just ou' ve KOU a pinochie game with the gu nthe Fionn » next Poon yrs Next come i Tha Old vhit But hi Show Them Some Old ¥ f Fight knoe fake he doe I# ou've not van got vorried! Ail you to doctors? Tiw company that sent mal checkup? Most demolishing palion self-appointed that Ie I'he urses?' oun Im are the bal medical storm through hospi Wave hoek troop of expert tal lobbies every afternoon alter wave ol these od corridors, s vard their w lost veeping through Caving n of thous and rooms and ake a twisted wreckage onfigence ands of Uitle doubt EXERT DIAGNOSTICIAN With one sweeping gaze Magh Eye diagnoses than your doctor could alter days of examinations and tests into the more REPORT FROM U.K. Strange Workings Of Official Minds By M, MeINTYRE HOOD Special London (Eng, Corespondent to The Oshawa Times LONDON The longer main in England the more | be come impressed by | range workings of the minds of many of the councils and other official bodies In thig country. They are continually coming up with deck slons which create situations which 1 do not think could be duplicated in any other country except perhaps under a dictator ship Here 1s a case which Wustrates Just what I mean. Down in Ken sington borough a well-known res taurant owner, Peter Evans, has opened a new eating-house. Ahove his new premises, he erected a sign which exhibits his Hrm's trade mark, It is a huge fork, 28 feet long, and his intention was to have it {lluminated at night CHURCH ORJECTIONS But that sign ran afoul of ot ficialdom. Tt so happens that this new restaurant is next door to the entrance of a church, the Church of §t Mary Abbots. Im mediately one of the church offi clals registered a complaint That is the sign of the devil sald you can't put it there In due the complaint went before the borough council After due deliberation It gave its findings, The sign would have to go, It said The sign is inappropriate and injurious to amenity having re. gard to its position The counell therefore lodged an official complaint to the next higher authority, the Ministry of Town and Country Planning That august government depart ment has on its shoulders the re sponsibility of deciding whether the sign can stay in its position or will have to come down APPEAL LODGED Peter Evans, completely wy stified by all the fuss over his trade-mark, has lodged an appeal against the complaint, whioh means that there will be a fll scale departmental inguiry Meanwhile, the owed to stay In Hs § on his eatinghouse he A lowed to Muminate it h As he sat at lunch in the res taurant over which all this up heaval has arisen. Mr Evans said "1 thought some Kk of They quite now the {eter dt Say 1 am determined ww at alght a I re he he his Course gn 15 yosttion first it was all But, it isn't ws about it up, 1 am at joke ser SER 8 nd od Are here ( have it lit had planned." to Phere Is one sidelight whic may have some significance when the appeal Is heard, The huge fork on top of the restaurant three prongs. One authority has pointed out that the devil Is usually pletured as carrying a with two prongs Mr, Evans, naturally that the fork Is Just trade-mark for his has no religious all, he says It all sounds like a tale invented by a satirist who was anti-bureau oratie and anti-ecclesiastic. But it lant, It is true. It is happening here in London QUEEN'S PARK nan fork points out # suitable business, It significance at KU fhe Eye Quire "Is there anythin You know you don't sympathizes as it Wn Clog Wrong' have to hide tell mi I on't hundreds of pec leaves, he ng whether voi every the Kye wonder told ie hme reall you your thing! Then ean't ie 1 ha doctor h buddy who needle hut knows about modern medical treatment, He'll listen to all you sympiom, th the studied ser medica pro wre's the ravenous from an enema tube everything ousness ol a #choo fessor Then he hombshell "Are Know yhat he's drops his therapeutic YOU Bure ou doctor doing? Old Doc treatment ever worked! today prescribes this treatment and you should see what wonderful eures he gets Before your buddy exits, you're about ready for a faith healer So-and-8o gave up thi ears ago; hardly 'Now he new SOMETHING FATALY Most devastating Is the Wale All ISIE you'r with nods and mourniul faces gin to wonder whether It merely appendicitis when read thelr eyes "Poor guy! And he was 50 nice, too! Even a real friend can put his foot in his mouth and kick you below the belt when he reports the latest goings-on. You can feel his barbs "You should see all the good times you're missing! Just yes: terday, the old gang had the big gest brawl ever! Just about everyone was stoned! "Too bad you had to miss it! We'll probably never have an other one like it." RIGHT WORDS You don't have to be like any of these when you visit someone who's lll, It's easy to find the plght words when you're visiting somebody in the hospital, Simply say what you'd like to hear if you were in his place, For the most pant ably want to do the talking, In side the hospital he's had new adventures, met new people and conquered new problems HOMESPUN PSYCHIATRIST A good visitor 1s a good listener A friendly ear is worth a million vitamin pills it's nothing less than a homespun psychiatrist, Bilen hours knowing You be was you nrougt surrounded he'll prob Annexation Vote Said Meaningless Hy DON O'HEARN TORONTO Chairman J, A Kennedy of the Ontario Municipal Board finally said something that should have been sald long ago in giving his Welland annexation decision He pointed out that a vole on the annexation held by the Town. ship of Crowland was meaning less so far as the board was concerned He pointed out there was ne legal authority either for the vote or for the Board to take it into caisideration That in annexations the legis lature had entrusted the final decision to the Board, to be made alter a thorough hearing And that though it could order a vote it could do so only in the municipality applying for the an nexation order NOT AWARE First of all t may seem su prising that municipal officials as in the case of Crowland, wou! nol be aware of this This something, however tha NOL surprising to anyone wh has been close to the municipal ties from here The Ignorance of municipal aw and procedures that is often displayed by municipal leadership i amazing if not shooking SEEK BALANCE Secondly Surprising nunicipalities that de have M this type bother with Bevery annexation hat voles them there W what can be looked on as a loser, The underlying reason for an nexation is to balance the tax base In every group of municipalities there is one that will have a higher ratio of industrial assess. ment than the others, And the taxpayers in this munt. cipality are naturally going to vote overwhelmingly against an nexation or amalgamation. Therefore such a vote can't be a factor of any importance ONLY WAY There is a question here where the obligation of leadership lies. If everybody lived in the same municipality where he worked annexation might not be absolute ly necessary--though it would still have desirable features, However when a great number Mf workers in an industrial muni. cipality live in an adjoining "dor nitory" area there must be some orm of union For the dormitory ides the schools and other ex pensive services while the in dustrial area has the prize assess ment Should not the leadership in the richer area point this oul to its people and only strive to see that there is a fair dea Or should it fight question tooth and nail There is no real question, of rourse, for an enlightened leaden ship area pro the whole OTTAWA REPORT Building Industry Vital To Canada By PATRICK NICHOLSON The fet 16 yesrs of bumper harvests tor Canada's speculative bome-bullders have come to end, This was the gist of the timely warning given to the Ca- nadian Association of Real Fetate Boards last week hy Hon. David Walker, minister of public works "Central Mortgage and Housing Corporation reports thet the num ber of completed new houses re- maining unsold has risen in most cities, and that the vacancy rate in rentsl housing in ell major cities is higher than st any other time since before World War 11," the minister told the Resliors in convention Seven years ago, thie columm reported that Canada had s short ogee of 700,000 homes, secording to official estimates, The follow fog yenr, 1954, Conads enjoyed her first 100,000house year as our home - construction industry hit thet new peak. In the intervening seven years, a total of B75,204 new homes have heen construcied across Canada, substantially aided by the great building hoom stimulated by the Diefenbaker government in 1068 and 19% when over 200,000 homes were bullt But 3,000,000 citizens have heen added to our population in those SEVER Year or estimated 760,000 new families, Bo, If that earlier estimate of our need was acourate, there must still he a sociological demand for more homes, although the empty houses suggest that the economic demand hes dried up BUILDING POLICY SHIFT The minister explained that his statement thet unsold and un rented homes are increasing in number does nol mean that "every Canadian household now has & satisfactory dwelling." On the eontrary, he added BY-GONE DAYS 10 YEARS AGO Bouth Ontario Plowing was held near Ashburn 40 plowmen participating event an Ma with ove nt Roger G. Conant, who ated from Osgoode Hall i law office in Ajax grand opener Oshawa Sea Cadets held . House" and demonstrated ous activities "open vari Oshawa Teacher played host to the teachers of Lindsay, A tour of the local chools was made, also a tour of the General Motors plant lostitute Harry the new CRA Picken was president of Photo Arts Club at the Mrs, Frank Rogers of the Brooklin Public was elected president Southern Ontario Teacher fute principal School of the ' Insti Members of the ment and the 46th and Lt.-Col, BE, ¥. Bastedo and LtCol, M, E, George, command ing officers, respectively, Joined in manoeuvres at the Oshaws Alrport Ontario Regle Highlanders William MeNelll, Roxborough avenue, won five first at the Chrysanthemum show of the Osh awa Horticultural Society Anumber of "no Py g signs were placed around the elty on the erder of the eouncll, 14 production of building meterials 80s to sium clesrance offered by the government stem from precisely the opposite convie construction industry is the On-site building snd utilities in the together employ 250,000 workers, In addition, every new home creates & demand for an average of $2000 worth of furniture household equipment, Thus even 1060's more modest construction program of 100,000 new homes is leading to the sale of $200,000,000 in furniture and furnishings which in turn provides some 40,000 jobs Thus it is important to the wel fare of the Canadign economy that the construction industry should be kept in high gear, Our government, and especially Hom, David Walker as our minister in charge of Central Mortgage, the fairy godmother of thet industry are alert to the challenge thus presented REBUILD OUR CITIES A buyers' market in housing has developed," Mr, Walker told we audience of realtors (what & horrible word!), "Bit this has re siltant implications for govern ment pol he added This policy, he suggested, will take the form of encouraging the rebuilding of the slum aress now to be found in the heart of most of our major cities. "During the long period when the capacity for building was lagging behind demand, many squalid areas in cities from coast to const had to continue in Mr. Walker stated The Implication Is certainly that government policy will favor plans to tear down hie outmoded firetraps which roast children to new use death and shame our communt ties, and lo replace them with modern homes fit for Canadiens to live in. It is to be hoped that these homes will slso be 118 for Canadians and thelr visitors to look st, which cerisinly cannot be seid of the rash of unarchitecied breeding boxes whieh have been allowed to grow like unsightly bentnik beards sround our cities, The welcome economic angle of this new program suggested by Mr, Walker is that it will seve our finenciglly over - extended municipalities the cost of new ronds and services which new suburban subdivisions impose, ET in the heart of HENRY HUDSON Howe! ] from @ tori § terminale, Bw pm Ne wvillatle to greets. | | J Hudson Hotel V5 Wen TT best, Wow Yelk ® Oho $4400 THE FASTEST GROWING ALL.CANADIAN LOAN COMPANY 17 SIMCOE ST. 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