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Tue NAME MEANS NOTHING TO ME, AND T'\\ POSITIVE THERE'S NO FE ON ANYONE NAMED BESSY, WHY TH' BIG CLOTHES WELL, SHE KNOWS HER w|F SHE GETS ONE GOOD PIN ON HER NOSE ?P DIET WILL BE ATHING SNIFF O' POPCORN AT -- O'TH PAST... TH' 6HOW / Mechanical Heart Kept three scientists kept it nine hours on a mechanical Twenty dog; since testing began last year. Eggleton added this was the first time the natural heart had been completely removed for the experiment. Eggleton and two brothers Francis Fry, hope device so that it to the life of a whose heart has worn or broken down, It is a twocha pump slightly larger than the natural heart--which is run on batteries, NEWS IN BRIEF MOON ATLAS MOSCOW (AP)--Soviet scien- tists are compiling an atlas of the moon, featuring 30 photo- graphs taken by Lunik III, the camera-carrying space satellite that surveyed the hidden side of the moon last year, CHANGE TRADITION JAKARTA, Indonesia (AP)-- Instead of ch gne, official used a pot of coconut palm juice to christen the first Indonesian. built naval vessel, a 147-ton sub- marine chaser. PEASANT CO0.0PS TOKYO (AP) -- Communist North Viet Nam has established 34,585 agricultural producers' co- operatives, Radio Peliping re- ports, It said 55 per cent of the Jonsant families are participat- 8. SHIFT TO CITIES TOKYO (Reuters)--Young Jap- anese prefer to work in the cities, says the ministry of agriculture. It reported that the farming pop- ulation decreased by 460,000 be- tween April, 1959, and March, 1960. Majority of Japanese leav- ing Yiages and farms were un- RUSSIAN COMPOSER BUENOS AIRES (AP)---Argen- tina has decorated Igor Stravin- sky, the Russian composer end conductor, with an order of merit, He was here for two perform. ances at the Colon Theatre, FREE ENTRY WARSAW (AP) -- Czechoslovakia have visa requirements for travel by Polish and Czech citizens in the two Communist-ruled countries. CHOLERA OUTBREAK GENEVA (AP)~The first out- break of cholera In Afghanistan since 1030 has taken nine lives, the World Health Organization recently, FORMOSA TRADE TAIPEI, Formosa (AP)~In a move to attract more Industry to Formosa the Nationalist Chinese government has enacted legisla. tion granting a five-year tax hol. iday for mew firms and facilitat ing purchase of industrial sites. SMALL REMINDER LONDON (CP) -- A pocket BRICK BRADFORD NO, I'M A BACHELOR! TO WHOM I$ VES! 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Voc, Work lights sepetont. k" 1s being manufac. tured to help motorists avoid the 10 shillings' surcharge on park- ing meters, It buzzes an alarm after one hour, and is made by the manufacturers of the parking meters, SAVES DISCUSSION LONDON (CP)--While readers wait for an unabridged version of D. H. Lawrence's novel "Lady Chatterly's Lover" to be re- leased, a book store here dis. plays a notice: 'Regret we haven't got it either over or under the counter." RIGHT NUMBER LONDON (CP)--Although the prime minister's secretariat has left Downing Street for the Ad. miralty building, switchboard op- erators still announce they are "10 Downing Street." They say it would confuse people if they changed it, SUB CROSSES ARCTIC PEARL HARBOR, Hawail (AP) -- The nuclear submarine Seadragon arrived here Wednes- day after a 45day east - west crossing of the Arctic via the North Pole. The 8,800-mile voy- age established a new 'North. west Passage" for submarines. SETS PRECEDENT LEEDS, England (CP) = The Methodist church has appointed its first colored minister in Brit. ain, Rev. George Pottinger, a West Indian, has taken up his post here. STUDY POLICE AYLESBURY, England (CP)- Four police officers from Libya have been attached to the Buck- inghamshire police force to study British police methods and jue dicial procedure, % SALLY'S SALLIES