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SATURDAY, MARCH 26 BENNETT CERF Try And Stop Me OMERSET MAUGHAM recalls his elation when Sir Edmund Gosse, dean of English critics, wrote an enthusiastic review of Maugham's. first novel, Liza of Lamberth, in 1897, Until he died some 30 years later, however, Sir Edmund never saw Maugham, who by now had written "Of Human Bondage," "The Moon and Sixpence," and a half dozen great play hits, without patting him on the shoulder and murmuring, "Capital piece of work, that 'Liza of Lambeth.' How smart you were never to write anything else!" * * * Alexander Woolcott and Heywood Broun, who met often at parties, but disliked each other thorough- ly, were once fellow-celebrities at an autographing party in a big Cleveland department store. Broun was photographed holding a copy of Woolcott's book, in his hands. "Why don't you hold your own book?" scoffed Woolcott. Broun answered softly, "My books are all sold out." * * * Athens is the seat of the University of Georgia, and Dean John Drewry assures us that only three real troubles plague the good citizens there. For the undergraduates, it's sex. For the graduates, it's ath- letics. And for the factulty, it's parking! * * * "Who says I'm growing old?" demands Red Skelton. "I still chase pretty young girls! The only difference is that now when I chase them, I can't remember why I started chasing them!" ONTARIO TODAY "Any friend of my wife is a friend of mine." "My husband never chases other women. He's too fine, too upstanding, too decent, TOO OLD." Today's Crossword ACROSS It means "the rest is silence' for awhile. (4, 2, 8) Pretty well off, and a fast finish. (7) Picturesque effect of the fash- ion expert who has a degree. Turn brown--when the glass goes up? (5) Typical of the calf shown by a massive alderman. (4) He is more concerned with Zhovter perhaps than verse. 4). One whose part, said Collins, Johnson knew too nicely. (6) This sort of court-martial takes a lot of beating. (8) Its occupant is most unlikely to: want a lift, (8) Often it is his aim to clear a bar. (6) Long or short, they are essen- tial to the punter. (4) The girl is mine and an artist of repute. (4) Such is the portal of false dreams, (5) A noisy lot, but possibly many tip.(7) "Then -- the action of the tiger" (Henry V). (7) One must know the ropes to do it. (4, 3, 7) SOLUTION ON PAGE 22 2 It might be auctioned, though rl Ww © ONO U1 A WwW hardly in a sale-room! (9) The kind of company one might style showy. (10) It'll take a month shortly to start a paper of this size. (6) To play him is just devilish, (3, 5) Be back on the black! (4) Old noble from Neath (5) This takes twelve months be- fore coming to a bad end. (7) Yet such justice doesn't in- volve strict measure. (6) The right lead will supply the answer here, (10) Variety of sea pigeon that might be dangerous. (9) It's descriptive of corporal de- liveries as it were. (4-4) A straw hat. with a pound in it--that's fishy! (7) Not the profession of Mr. Jingle. (6) The local district seems to. hove some degree of equality. He must be a real fiend, the pry feseor who holds me back. Crusty, maybe, and ¢ bit acid too. (4) PAGE SEVENTEEN JORDAN VALLEY RR Here is a medium-dry table wine with the fresh, delicate taste of a white, and the robust character of a red wine, The colour is clear and subtle, a gay rose-pink. And, happily, the price is a modest one dollar for a charmingly versatile wine you can enjoy anytime, or with any food. Served lightly chilled, Jordan Valley Still Rosé does more for a sizzling steak than a wooden platter, and more for the fun of a party than crazy hats or a dozen games. Re JORDAY VALLE! | Jah | 'i la ROSE "taive ory Pink yamine wine Jordan Valley Still Rosé is so reasonably priced, you'll want to keep it handy for drop-in guests. A bottle serves 4 or § people. Try it tonight--no permit required. GET IT AT YOUR LOCAL LIQUOR STORE OR JORDAN WINES STORES IN TORONTO, OTTAWA, TIMMINS. IN TORONTO : FREE HOME DELIVERY of 3 or more bottles PHONE EARLY LEnnox 6-1105 JORDAN "WINES 1802-R