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THE OSHAWA TIMES. Fridey, July 31, 1959 1§ | -, 4 ICANT | en = = ClbEetze] | PORPOISE HITS Sins ae bo B.. Sinden: 2 | JPEN (3) 5 LI PLEASURE YACHT i MATTITUCK, N.Y (AP)-It was a pleasant cruise on the calm waters of Long Island Sound--until a giant creature burst from the depths and in- vaded Edward Jacobi's 25-foot yacht. Jacobi was at the helm, zip- ping along at 20 knots, when the creature flung itself through the windshield below the flying bridge, landing in the cruiser's cabin. There was a racket below like rT ", a rroom brawl. Jacob yy 5 WELL, EVERYBODY'S A HILLBILLY f---AND TVE TAUGHT BEACON-HILLBILLYS . figured his cruiser had been in- SURE, SKEETER, BRING 7 WELL 1 | OF A SORTH I WAS BORN WAY FROM BOSTON... KNOB- HILLBILLYS FROM or vaded by a shark, so he stayed EEFIE MAE OVER AND TLL MR.GREENS, UP IN THE SHENANDOAH HILLS, 30 SAN FRANCISCO... CAPITOL-HILLBILLYS oy at the wheel. RY T0 TEACH HER / EVEN BEING | | qo 4 spiel. ON-A-WINDY-HILLBILLY -+eALL KIA 4 i i save is wars JB woo te red | ~~ LR | rs sims fie uoive Goated ? Boudin B @ q (STUBBORN, EFFIE DOESNT for a peek. His unexpected' i Phe" : Y \ * J > p ' guest was a 400 - pound por A STUBBORN ts - AE - agi HILLBILLY UL HILLBILLY? . * : D8 oN, / 4 1 poise. playful and harmless © f But the propoise's playfull- ness cost it its life--and all but wrecked the cabin of Jacobi's craft. Bunks, benches, glasses, bottles and pictures had been smashed. JULIET JONES MUGGS AND SKEETER J 2 commenti 1] [You mean (HEAVENS, = - 0 N (YOULL LIKE THE COSTUME | 7 IT IBN'T#/ J) THEY NEVER I MADE FOR THE ne] ( MADE THEIR | MASQUERADE, OA CY - | Te VERY DIGNIFED/ TRIED TO HAVE Bild IT AUTHENTIC! WN VEE NT or DONALD DUCK SALLY'S SALLIES "I now, To THROW | | pe 1 A DROP, YOU 3 eo , {Sa ) HOLD THE BALL ; ee : \ 7 wausT remain, [7 MAG REMEMBERS A T. bil TO TELL THE MAN 0 WHO WANTE TO BUY HER THE LONE RANGER ! 3 \ g | Fl . 1 " {x TAKE BACK if L fe \ MINING STOCK? B ib b 1 /4 ; " HW po wt, 4 "It's & puzzle to me, too; but they go through married life without a cross word" m7" wee {i } WA THAT 2, bell aor, nes SIRENS! 1 HAVE Togo Dn TO GET To T™E out of his car. ss POLICE | RINKERS CLEANERS RA 5-1191 "The Best In Town" SECRET AGENT X9 Going on Vacation ? Pun | With a GOODWILL USED CAR... You'll Have ERNIE GAY'S] HOME PLANNING DEPARTMENT FREE ESTIMATES & BOOKS N23 GRANDMA OL' ..«WALKIN'® UP AN' DOWN YEAH, HE PROMISED T" DO SMOKIN' HIS OL' PIPE AS PHONE RAndolph 9 0 J 12 , HOBO JOE IS BETWEEN TH' ROWS / IT WHILE I FIX HIMA LUNCH/ HE SLOWLY WALKS BACK b I FINE! THE ADMIRAL WANTS ; OUT IN YOUR AN' FORTH,IS AS GOOD AS 14 53 ALBERT ST. TO BORROW HIM FOR A LITTLE 3 AN INSECTICIDE SPRAY/ J | JOF WE'VE GOT OFF NEW ? 1 = FOUNDLAND, A SPECIAL PLANE WILL PICK HIM DOING HERE IS PRETTY IMPORTANT! SUBSCRIBERS THE TIMES OSHAWA FOR MISSED PAPERS AND OSHAWA'S FINEST TAXI SERVICE PHONE CANT ENTER THE DRECTOR 16 \ [JP GET YOUR GAS | HE'S TALKING 3 UNITED TAXI THE TIME-TOP UNTIL | LEAVING HIS SHIP, GUN READY, | TO SOME OF THE i IN CHARGE OF ¢ BRICK SIVES US = / KRIS! HE WONT BE J PAM/ WELL MARTIANS ! HE jondit RA 5-3541 AFFAIRS WERE! A ! THE ALL-CLBAR! RY ASED Wi EEE YX , PE. less oul) HAVE DONE HERE! MOOD IF NEED It you have not received .your pe ~~ CN = BE! Times, phone your carrier first. J If you are unable to contact him by 7:00 p.m. "GRANDMA © 1969, King Features Syndicate, Ine, World rights reserved | 1 SUFFERED A GREAT LOSS, TOO, JANE! \ | RAMON WAS LIKE ASONTO ME!+BUT 1 SUPPOSE ONE OF TELEPHONE UNITED TAXI CALLS ACCEPTED BETWEEN 7 7:30 p.m. Only BRICK BRADFORD ' : 3 Vix sees 1o Me YOUR GREAT 3 INSECT TIME t L END OF COURSE I'VE BEEN : i TE 50 PO0SEY~ 0] LOTIA INE ACK WITH | | THEIR MORSE WHILE THEY WE , BIG UNCLES COULD FIND ALOT IS HERE AGAIN | WHAT MAKES YOU THEM UPPITY OUTLANDER | | HAD THE BAYOU BONE OF BETTER THINGS TODO WITH THINK THATT THINK LUMBER COMPANY YY v THEIR TIME THAN LOAF AROUND 8 We carry @ complete supply of T™ BETTERW Wl = : J MAKIN MEAN CRACKS ABOUT 88 ; A LITTLE KID #/ ® KING BUG KILLERS AND FUNGICIDES NIAGARA BRAND INSECTICIDES AND FUNGICIDES HOUSEHOLD SPRAYS WEED KILLERS MASTER FEEDS a ~ ! OSHAWA FE TB WASH HE § i ro rc] ™N YOUR LIFE'S k Church St., Dil RA 3.2229 FREE CUSTOMER PARKING chewing MADE EASIER satisfaction through be sure it's CLASSIFIED DECORATIVE % | | WRIGLEY'S|| ADS co WRB B\TNG 1 [FEAST Shh ar, \| Ves sammsan mx (F || SPEARMINT || Te seis evervier prob CABINET lems quickly. YOU WITH MY GUN 4 OUTSIDE THE STEER {| | 1} Ed STAWPEDING ) R ! ! ; -- y a | Canada's Favourite. RA 3-3492 HARDWARE | ROGERS, BUT ca By BBall oo | FH 20% OFF | Wl Eg : ; eB : Millwork & Building Supplies LTD. 1279 SIMCOE ST. N. RA 3-4694 LITTLE ANNIE ROONEY YET, AS THE BARD 6AYS, "THERE ARE | | IF 1 CAN KEEP THE KIDS MORE THIN®S IN HEAVEN AND EARTH, | | A LITTLE SCARED, IT MAY HORATIO, THAN ARE DREAMT OF IN PREVENT THEM FROM YOUR PHILOSOPHY 2, [T I8 POSSIBLE BECOMING TOO THAT EVIL BPRTE LURK NEAR US INQUIGITIVE. READY TO POUNCE ... - ROY ROGERS