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~NAMELY EF A BACHELOR HAINT FIT TO RUN, HE KIN APPOINT A'PROXY"!! on tee eg eg 40 bey wy uy Speman Simin; pone 44 ISA! WWD TALK ABOUT THE LITTLE IRONIES OF LIFE~MY BOSS 16 VAL WINSTON! AND WE'VE GOT AWORKING ARRANGEMENT, / 7 DURING OFFICE HOURS, HE'S £& THE BOSS. AFTER HOURS, WERE STRICTLY INDEPENDENT PERAT, EN T0 GO FOR THE _, SAME GIRL~ Y THE OSHAWA TIMES, Thursday, October 30, 1988 29 Depicts Trip Through West MRS, R. C, HILL good made a trip to Western Canada with Joyce Graham and her 'cole ored slides at a showing in the Community Hall Saturday night, Rev. P. eril was the chair. Mrs. Lorne Thompson rendered AND LINK DISLIKED EACH OTHER INTENSELY] AND TALK ABOUT IRONY ! THIS 18 IT FOR SURE! ROGER THANK YOU, SIR. ID BE 7 WHIPPLE IKE You of Spins De DELIGHTED TO COME / TO HAVE DINNER WITH US AT MY HOUSE TONIGHT Ui Ort Sy nmate. Ine World ghts rasaread IM REALLY GETTING LP IN | THE ORGANIZATION, HAVING, DINNER WITH THE THE LOSE RANGER MUGGS AND SKEETER JULIET JONES . and Mrs, John Hamilton, Mr. and Mrs. Lewis Swain, Herb Swain, Mrs. Oakley Carley, Mr. 'land Mrs. Clarence Marlow at- tended the funeral of Mrs. James Swain of ||Sunday. Mr. and Mrs. Roy Taylor visit- ed Mr. and Mrs. Garnet Murray Sunday and attended Oakwood Valentia ini Lindsay . 12 | == 80 YOU LET THE Ie NOW THAT TRY AGAIN! B LIGHT, WELL anniversary, points of the United Church charge next Sunday at the usual hours, and baptismal service will be conducted at Blackstock at 10 'a.m. |W.A, MEETING | St. John's W.A, met in the pare lish hall Thursday evening with 18 present. Meeting opened with a hymn followed by devotional by Mrs. Graham. The treasurer gave a favorable report and reports were read os the results of the Variety supper, a deanery officers' report of ARE YOU AT HOME? T508, King ¥erlures Syndicate, loc. Word ria reserved SECRET AGENT X9 "THIS AMERICAN, PHIL CORRIGAN, SHOT TWO OF MY MEN AND CAPTURED THE THIRD! T WisH I ¢ COULD TAKE HOSTAGES! / 50, THAT IS THE AMERICAN ASENT SENT HERE TO : INTERCEPT AND TLL MAKE IT MY PERSONAL BUSINESS TO DESTROY HMw. _ Langfeld. An offer of a gift of a stove for the kitchen from Mrs. Carter was accepted. Members were reminded te bring in their thankoffering boxes and it was decided to hold a ba- izaar in November and to hold euchre parties through the win. ter months, the first one to be held Oct, 30. Roll call was answered with @ donation for the bale. The next and all winter meet: ings will be held in the after noons. NEWS BRIEFS | ! E BIG! GIVE BIG TO THE COMMUNITY CHEST 230 Ki PHONE RA 5-6651 NG ST. WEST THIS ADVERTISEMENT SPONSORED BY CLIFF MILLS MOTORS LTD. BUT YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND, THOSE THUGS THAT JUMPED US WHEN WE CAME IN MUST WAVE BEEN THE ONES WHO KILLED POOR TURKEY. THEY WERE AFTER U "GOOD NICHT, MISS TAJ MAHALI! I'M CLEARING OUT OF HERE, FROM NOW ON TLL DO'WITHOUT YOUR HELP. Syndicate, Inc. World rights reserved. YEAH! HAPPENED WHEN I KICKED THE FELLOW WHO WAS COMING AT ME WITH THIS KNIFE, GOOD HEAVENS! YOU CAN'T E, LET ME GET SOME BANDAGES. ROY ROGERS CANINE GUARD | BRANTFORD, Ont. (CP)--Twe Services will be held in all four the Deanery meeting at Newcas- ' tle Sept. 25 by Mrs, Graham, and - eting in Port Hope by Mrs. - dogs now guard the apple . crop at the federal agriculture department experimental farm by or fences," sald an official, TOMATO CAPITAL LEAMINGTON, Ont. (CP)--The PMAKE SURE (6 ALL RIGHT JUNIOR IN OWPER- UNIOR IN THE POWDER YOU GET HIM IN | RIDIN' MIM, WITH YOU IF I RIPE TRIGGER )| SHAPE FOR THE MISS DALE / IF YOU FOLKS'LL EXCUSE ME, I'LL TAKE A NAP/ I PON'T FEEL $0 HOT! STOMACH ACTIN' UP AGAIN! |< [T THOUGHT 12 NEVER GET T AWAY Fi tomato capital of Canada. "(SALLY'S SALLIES [WELL,LETS GET STARTED, DAISY BRICK BRADFORD NEW SATELLITE |S TO BE PUT INTO ORBIT AROUND THE MOON WITHIN THE HOUR! ] L | MAY WE COME BACK TO THIS LATER? I WOULD LIKE TO GEE THEM LAUNCH Thar MOON SATELLITE FIRED INTO YOUR WISH 16 MY COMMAND, MY FUTURE KING! THERE, THE «OR THATS WHAT THAT LAUNCHER LOOKS LIKE! WiLL BE SPACE THAT LAUNCHER! "The movie wasn't anything like the book. was wrong with the book!® SUBSCRIBERS RUSTY RILEY HELLO, OPERATOR, ++ OPERATOR! i NO USE..LINE'S DEAD.., THAT CROOK MUST'VE CUT THE WIRES! _ DANNY FORTUNE LITTLE ANNIE ROONEY « AN' WHEN I WAS THINKIN', *IF YOU CAN'T TRUST KIND OLD MR.MC NAB, WHO CAN YOU TRUST 2*~ AN' I' GUESS, I STARTED HAVING NIGHTMARES / FELL ASLEEP [ om - WHAT STORY OF pyr HE WANTED SILVERBELL'S RANCH 27 I DONT THINK WE NEED TO THINK ABOUT I~ HIS PLAN FELL THROUGA AND ITS OUT OF OUR HANDS! Oy DANN ERRIUNE, MAN OF THE WORLD MISTAKING TRUE LOVE FOR NONSENSE / INFLAMMATION OF CHARACTER. 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