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South Marysburgh Mirror (Milford, On), 1 Apr 2006, p. 9

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The South Marysburgh Mirror FE TL A EAH EE SR Ret Ee PU gL pis Seo LO 4 SL 10) rg rt rE i Seder Senility - Cont'd from page 5 save Medicare costs, when you drop dead, you're dead. A person could not be saved with heroic medical measures. I wouldn't make all the people beautiful, I'd have the full range like today. Skinny ones, corpulent ones, shapely ones ugly ones, forgettable ones, beautiful ones, smart ones and dumb ones. That's what I would do if I were to create the human race over again. I'd have to add some indicator of age so a seventy year old person who is only a few days from having the sun set on his railroad wouldnt trick a young person into a relationship. Maybe a mole on the hind end would pop out on each birthday. Yeah, that would do it. This is a good plan. Old people would no longer sit about complaining of the hospital service, their latest operation, and commenting on the sickness of their peers with ill-concealed gratification. They'd stop griping about how young people behave, because they would still be physically young. They could dance to the latest awful music, and wouldn't have to go to bed at ten o-clock. Young people would stop griping about how old people drive, and how we don't understand them. Well, that's it. A formula for the design of human beings that would solve a lot of problems. With my plan, the only thing that would change would be our minds, and that's probably a good thing. - George Underhill Pat's Jams Jams Chutneys Relishes Diabetic jam also Gift Baskets available from $10 Ready-made or made to order Wedding favours Visit our jam house! 113 Morrison Point Road Phone 4766929 SOUTH BAY UNITED CHURCH SUNRISE SERVICE SUNDAY, APRIL 16™ AT LITTLE BLUFFS CONSERVATION AREA SUNRISE AT 5:30am LIGHT BREAKFAST TO FOLLOW AT SOUTH BAY CHURCH HALL EVERYBODY WELCOME Letters to the editor are welcome. Express an opinion, publicize an event, submit an obituary, in memoriam, letter of thanks, etc. Our mailing address is South Marysburgh Mirror, Milford, ON, KOK 2P0 or by e-mail, smmirror@sympatico.ca. Letters must contain the author's name, address and telephone number. The Mirror reserves the right to edit, condense or reject any letter. NEW PARTS FOR TOYOTA, HONDA, MAZDA, SAAB, SUZUKI, VW (INCLUDING NEWER DOMESTIC), DELIVERY AVAILABLE. SPECIALISTS IN JAGUAR, SAAB AND OTHER QUALITY AUTOMOBILES. RICHARD COPPLE SOUTH BAY 2763 COUNTY ROAD 13 RR#3, PICTON, ONTARIO TEL: (613) 476-8074 FAX: (613) 476-1550 Website: www.longrun.com E-mail: info@longrun.com IMPORTS INC.

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