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es Druella Acantha Malvina's Column Gem Of The Month - Don't depend on the rabbit's foot for good luck - it didn't work for him. One day a wealthy 75 year old man was shopping in an upscale boutique with his young knockout wife when he ran into an old buddy of his. Eyeing the curvy blonde bending over the counter to try on a necklace, the acquaintance asked, "How on earth did an old geezer like you land a wife like that?" The old man whispered back, "It was easy. I told her I was 90." BCC RRC RCN WNC ON NN NNN NNN NNN ANNAN NANA NA NEN IS ISS 0 EU EGU EUNEOEN ENERO ENBNUGNEEOEEIOENONTENNINENNENENE Cinnamon Apple Cake Combine together - 3 cups all purpose flour 1 3/4 cups white sugar 1 T. baking powder 1/4 tsp. salt In large bowl beat together 4 eggs 1 cup vegetable oil 1/3 cup apple or orange juice 2 tsp. vanilla Add dry ingredients and beat till smooth. (Batter will be stiff) Toss together 4 large apples peeled and sliced 1/3 cup white sugar 2tsp. cinnamon Spread 1/3 of batter in greased tube pan. Cover with half the apple mixture. Repeat layers ending with the last of the batter. Bake in centre of 350 oven for 70-75 minutes until done. Cool 20 minutes in pan, remove to rack and cool com- pletely. If desired, dust with icing sugar. SINCE 1925 MINAKER'S AUTO PARTS (MILFORD) LTD. Milford, Ont. KOK 2P0 Phone (613) 476-4547 Fax (613) 476-1565 Specializing in Hard-to-Get Parts New and used, for cars and trucks 1920 models and up Paul Minaker Randy York Closed Thursday Afternoons and All Day Sunday : When the wealthy woman entered Heaven, St. = Peter gave her a bicycle to ride over the golden : streets. Pedaling along, she saw her maid go by in a * Cadillac and her gardener driving a Rolls-Royce. = Very upset, she went to St. Peter and asked why her = maid and gardener had more luxurious : transportation than she did. : St. Peter explained, "The kind of transportation you = are assigned in Heaven depends on how good a = Christian you were on earth." * Two days later she returned to St. Peter and she : was laughing. "What's so funny?" he asked. = "Yesterday I saw my pastor going by on a pair of roller skates". (SNF I 0 fs av ay INOUE OP NNUO GNU R ERE] I SAAN USSSA ESERIES ERB BIENNNNNNIBEREENBUBNEIINROAO ONENESS News From Medicine - Researchers have found that over-the-counter pain relievers-Ibuprofen and Naproxen - may dissolve and even prevent the formation of plaques that are believed to kill brain cells in Alz- heimer's patients. This may have side effects such as in- testinal bleeding, but they're excited that it could lead to new drugs that will be effective in preventing or slowing this disease. (Reader's Digest) More Dueling Proverbs (1) Silence is golden BUT The squeaky wheel gets the grease. (2) The best things come in small packages BUT The bigger, the better. (3) You can't teach an old dog new tricks BUT You're never too old to learn. (4) Strike while the iron is hot BUT Haste makes waste (5) Hold fast to the words of your ancestors BUT Wise men make proverbs, and fools repeat them. (SS HAN PRONOUN UNH OOO NNR RUNB ED . : . ° ol Io ol io . . ol : ° ° nl Io = . = ol : . . : = o i Debug Computer services (613) 476-8721 Open 9-5 Mon-Fri Ask for Pat or Steve debugcomputers@hotmail.com