The following text may have been generated by Optical Character Recognition, with varying degrees of accuracy. Reader beware!

| How Many People UTR (ITRYCH (7 | RTT Financial Needs? You only need one. At Edward Jones, you'll get personal service from one investment representative who can help you with all your financial needs. 8 Stocks, Bonds, Mutual Funds, GICs, Treasury Bills i Personal line of credit* § Safekeeping of financial assets 1 Direct deposit and money transfer services * The personal line of credit is only available on certain accounts. Contact your local investment representative for more information. Lorraine Knight RR.3 Picton, ON KOK 2T0 476-0371 www .edwardjones.com 'Member CIPF Edward Jones Serving Individual Investors ACCIDENT PRONE - Continued from page 5 seat." Hughie, knowing full well he was in the right and the woman in the wrong, indignantly replied, "I have a ticket for J - 11. Thisis J - 11." This bothered the woman a little, and she screamed, "Get the #3@& out of my seat before 1 punch you in-the mouth." Poor Hughie. He paled, and with rightfully felt fear, gave up his seat. There was quiet laughter from the surrounding men. Not too loud, mind you, for fear this woman would hear it and let loose on someone else. "These are just a few of the incidents. There were many others. Hughies golf cart rolling into the pond and tipping over with a clients golf clubs in it, Hughie selling his car and discovering he had lost his wedding ring in it, 'Hughie launching his boat while it was still tied to the car, or slamming into a sofa with his car on the Autoroute. He Becoming "Countified" -Cont. from page 4 when 'the big cat' was placed in the water for the very first time was yet another indication of the friendliness of our neighbors who had turned out in numbers to cheer on a local boat builder. Talking about "cats," even our dogs have got in on the act as they look forward to receiving their dog biscuit from the gas bar attendant as "mum or dad' fill up with gas. What is it I wonder, which will change me/us from a city suburbanite to a person from the County. It will be difficult if not impossible to hide my Scottish Accent (obtained in the first 24 years of my life)... but there again I don't really know if there is a strong "County accent to gain." Worship in local churches is one area which I do not have to spend much time learning, having come from a country pastoral charge near the big city. Perhaps I need to follow the example of our two dogs. For them, grass 18 just grass and a tree is a tree. Accept it as my new surroundings; learn to love it, which I do, and continue to thank God for each and every day which 1s sent to me and the opportunity to sample yet another batch of home made jam or one of Alice's great country eggs. - Pastor Ian NOTICE All enquiries regarding use of the Milford Town { Hall should be directed to Freda Spice at 476-8003 was just accident prone. I don't know why this happens to an unfortunate few, but it ...damn, I just spilled coffee on the keybrud. I h#pe it doe&#n't wrec( my cOnt$SER. - George Und% E*H(&& Editor's Note: Were hoping Mr. Underhill will have his computer keyboard repaired before next month's deadline. NOTICE There will be a Fair Board meeting ~ atthe Milford Town Hall at 7:30 pm Tuesday, Sept. 11th Everyone Welcome