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The South Marysburgh Mirror] | Druella Acantha Malvina’s Column You're getting older when every move you make becomes a joint effort. A police car pulls up in front of Grandma Bessie's house and Grandpa Morris gets out. The polite policeman explains that this elderly gen- tleman said he was lost in the park...and couldn't find] his way home. "Oh, Morris," said Grandma, "you've been going to that park for over 30 years! So how could you get lost?" Leaning close to Grandma so the policeman couldn't hear, Morris whispered, "I wasn't lost. I was just too tired to walk home." For the medical laymen - definitions of medical terms Antibody - against everyone Barium - what you do when CPR fails Botulism - tendency to make mistakes Coma - a punctuation mark Congenital - friendly Enema - not a friend Enteritis - a penchant for burglary Fester - quicker Fibrillate - to tell lies Genes - blue denim slacks Genital - non-Jewish Grippe - what you do to a suitcase Pathological - a reasonable way to go Paralyze - two far-fetched stories The farmer's son was returning from the market with the crate of chickens his father had entrusted to him, when suddenly the box fell and broke open. Chickens scurried in all directions but the determined boy scoured the neighbourhood scooping up the wayward birds. Hoping he had them all, the boy reluctantly returned home. "Pa, the chickens got loose," the boy con- fessed sadly, "but I managed to find all 12 of t " "You did real good, son," the farmer beamed. "You left with seven." Exit Line - Temper tantrums - what you should keep to a minimum so as not to upset the children. Pat's Jams Jams Chutneys Relishes Diabetic jam also Gift Baskets available from $10 Ready-made or made to order Wedding favours Visit our jam house! 113 Morrison Point Road Phone 476-6929