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[The South Marysburgh Mirror met with dis- approving silence. Painting wind turbines on aban- loned and ruined silos to get people used to the appearance of windmills was universally panned, as were like suggestions. But, really, who would object to the red cedar as the township tree? I think it is, actually. A township vegetable is a good idea. The local food movement encourages even tiny vegeta- ble gardens. I don’t know what vegetable it should be as I’m not fond of vegetables. Maybe lettuce. A person can always use lettuce. Just don’t make it zucchini or we‘ll be buried in them, or broccoli because that vegetable, while good for you, is one Utah Continued from page 4 of the least likeable. Well, except for lima beans. Finally, we have things like “Take a kid to work week” and “Dental hygiene week.” I’m thinking a “Do nothing at all week.” I’d be good at that. - George Underhill SANTA BROUGHT ME A COMPUTER, Computers, computers Do not compute Every order I give It does refute Blank, stare from the screen It is almost obscene As I hit escape For the twentieth time Losing my text and wonderful rhyme ‘The book for dummies..I can’t find Help, search, edit Edit I’ try then will try to save But even the printer says no ‘The mouse won't obey It just wants to play ‘The teacher says It gets better each day I'l surf the net for a little while Maybe there..I will find a smile ‘The inbox beckons, in I go Even that is ano show ‘The rom won't budge Back, to file, search, edit ‘The computer gods Ate hard to reach Onfy a machine but makes me screech I have found a computer guru Who will help me tell the machine What to do.. Here is a warning When you come to my house You might find me crying clutching the mouse Orin the recycle bin, Looking for what I deleted Alas! Clear on the screen It is now safe to turn off your computer I crawl to bed, my soul feeling bled ‘The morning will come, with hope in my heart Find the button that says!! Push here to start. Pauline Winkle, /04