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[12 |, The South Marysburgh Mirror Druella Acantha Malvina's Column Gem Of The Month . The best nightspot is a comfortable bed. ‘wo women were talking at the supermarket. "Horace and I have been together 10 years now and he makes me very happy. So I don't mind giving him what he likes even if it is more expensive." "Well, with my Benny I have no choice. He's just plain fussy," her friend replied. Then then continued to fill their shopping carts with premium cat food. Creamy Rice Pudding with Maple Syrup Cook 1 cup rice till tender. Drain. Add 1/2 cup maple syrup and 3 1/2 cups milk. Bring to a boil. Mix 1T cornstarch and 1/2 tsp salt in 1/2 cup cold milk. Stir into above mixture and cook gently to prevent cur- dling. Stir often for 40-45 minutes till thick and creamy. Beat 2 eggs, 1 tsp vanilla and 1/2 tsp cinna- mon in bowl. Stir a little hot rice mixture into egg mixture then stir into pot of rice. Serve warm or cold. Fresh out of gift ideas, a man buys his mother-in-law a large plot in an expensive cemetery. On her next birth- day, he buys her nothing, so she lets him have it. "What are you complaining about?" he fires back. "You still haven't used the present I gave you last year." Pat's Jams Jams Chutneys Relishes Diabetic jam also Gift Baskets available from $10 Ready-made or made to order Wedding favours Visit our jam house! 113 Morrison Point Road Phone 476-6929 ———_—_—__—_——_——— During a Sunday service, the pastor asked the congregation for their intentions. He heard the usual requests to pray for sick people and the acknowledgements for those who helped when a parishioner died. The somber mood was broken when the last intention was heard. A woman stood up and said, "My granddaughter turned 16 this week and received her driver's license. Let us pray for us all." Nail Health - vertical ridges may appear in your fingernails especially as you get older. Don't worry about these. Horizontal ridges or nails that curve downwards could indicate diabetes, heart or lung disease. An elderly woman and her grandson, whose face was sprinkled with bright freckles, were en- joying a day at the zoo. A local artist was deco- rating children's faces with tiger paws. A little girl in the lineup said to the grandson, "You've got so many freckles, there's no place to paint." Embarrassed, the little boy dropped his head. His grandmother knelt next to him to comfort him. "I love your freckles. When I was a little girl, I al- ways wanted freckles. Freckles are beautiful." The boy looked up. "Really?" "Of course," said his grandmother. "Why just name me one thing that's prettier than freckles." The little boy thought for a moment, peered intensely into his grandmother's face and softly whispered, "Wrinkles." Exit Line - Trouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earning his salt that he forgets about his sugar.