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1e South Marys 19] J What are the odds of this happening? A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her. Suddenly, she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket towards the man. He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back. "Oh, I'm so sorry," the woman says as she pops her eye back in place. "Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you." They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they go to the theatre followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest dreams and he shares his. After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her place for breakfast in the morning. They had a wonderful, wonderful time. The next moming, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The guy is amazed. Everything has been SO incredible. "You know," he said, "you are the perfect woman. Are ou this nice to every guy you meet?" "No," she replies... "You just happened to catch my eye." ef Mifford, Bistro Try Our New Fall Menu ! Featuring local lamb, beef ribs, venison, halibut, heirloom tomato pasta, and root vegetables ike you never had them before, also there's a new decadent apple dessert... Open Fri-Sat for dinner and Sat-Sun for bunch. Menus at www.milfordbistro.com Reservations: 613 476 0004 Warmly welcome! Reflecting on "I" - Continued from page 13 contemplate. Friends, there is wisdom in the past, food for the present and inspiration for the future. - Pastor Ian. Walker's Greenhouse Mums and Fall Bulbs for Spring Blooms! Hours Open 9 a.m. to 5:30 p.m. - Monday to Friday 9am.to4p.m. - Saturday & Sunday County Rd17 1km East of Milford Phone 476-1118