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|The South Marysburgh Mirror 14] Druella Acantha Malvina's Column Gem Of The Month - That someone does not say much is not a sign that he or she has nothing to say. Do you have old medicine that you want to get rid of? Do not flush it down the toilet as they go into our wa- ter supply. The safest way is to take them to a pharmacy that is part of the Medications Return Program and they will dispose of them safely. A local priest and local pastor stood by the side of the road holding up a sign that read, "The end is near. Turn yourself around before it's too late." They planned to hold the sign up to each passing car. "Leave us alone, you religious nuts!" yelled the first driver as he sped by. From around the curve they heard a big splash. "Do you think," said one clergyman to the other, "we should just put a sign up that says ‘bridge out' instead?" 1If a los- pig es its voice, is it disgruntled? ry do croutons some in airtight packages? After all, it's just stale bread. 3. When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say? 4. Why is a person who plays a piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a race car not called a racist? 5. Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites? 6. Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things? Tis the season for rhubarb! Rhubarb Bread 1 1/3 cup packed bown sugar 2/3 cup vegetable oil Mix the above together. 1 egg beaten 1 tsp vanilla 1 cup buttermilk or sour milk Combine together and add to above. 2 1/2 cups all purpose flour 1 tsp baking soda 3/4 tsp salt 1/2 tsp cinnamon 1 1/2 to 2 cups finely diced rhubarb 1/2 cup chopped nuts (optional) Stir into batter. Greas X 4" loaf pans and divide batter between the two. Bake at Sibet 350 degrees for about 45 minutes or until bread tests done. Tt was a cloudy rainy, day at the cemetery. The deceased was a little old lady who had devoted her entire married life to nagging her poor husband. The graveside service had just terminated, when there was a tremendous burst of thunder, accompanied by a distant lightning bolt. The little old man looked at the pastor and calmly said "Well, she's there." Exit line - Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is a husband. Pat’s Jams Jams Chutneys Relishes Diabetic jam also Gift Baskets available from $10 Ready-made or made to order Wedding favours Visit our jam house! 113 Morrison Point Road Phone 476.6929 Gentle Yoga with PIERRETTE ryt500 Every Wednesday and Friday at 9.00 am Call to register 613-476-5500