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|The South Marysburgh Mirror 14] Druella Acantha Malvina's Column Gem Of The Month - Flattery is like chewing gum. Enjoy it, but don't swallow it. Easy Cheese and Ham Soufflé 8 eggs, separated In large bowl whisk together 8 egg yolks 1/4 tsp each saly & pepper 1 cup milk pinch ground nutmeg 1/4 cup chopped fresh parsley 3 T. all purpose flour Stir in 1 cup shredded Swiss or Cheddar cheese and 1/4 cup chopped ham. In a separate bow] beat egg whites until stiff peaks form. Fold into egg yolk mixture. Pour mix- ture into oven proof dish. Bake in centre of oven at 350 degrees for approximately 30 min. or till mixture is puffed, dark golden and top is firm to the touch. Two elderly gentlemen met on the way to the funeral of one of their long-time buddies. The deceased was thought to have accumulated. much wealth. On the way to the cemetery, one old fellow asked the other, "How much did he leave?". The other fellow replied, "All of it." A few peculiarities of the English language: 1. Two longest one-syllable words - screeched, strengths. 2. No word rhymes with - month, orange, silver, purple. 3. Dreamt is the only word that ends wil 4. The only four words that end in "dous" - tremendous, horrendous, stupendous, hazardous. Pat’s Jams Jams Chutneys Relishes Diabetic jam also Gift Baskets available from $10 Ready-made or made to order Wedding favours Visit our jam house! 113 Morrison Point Road Phone 476-6929 ————————————————————————————_=__ News from Medicine - Smoking during pregnancy can ham the baby in ways that extend far beyond preterm de- livery or low birth weight. It causes changes in brain de- velopment that can last a lifetime. Prenatal exposure to nicotine is known to alter areas of the brain critical to leaming and memory. (Reader's Digest) A couple was having some trouble, so they went to see a marriage counselor. After several visits, the counselor said he knew what the problem was. He stood up, went over to the woman, asked her to stand up and gave her ahug. He tumed to the husband and said, "This is what your wife needs every day." The man thought for a moment and said, "Okay, what time do you want me to bring her in tomorrow?" Some simple home remedies: 1. If you are choking on an ice cube, simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat. 2. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink. 3. For high blood pressure sufferers - simply cut yourself to bleed and reduce the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer. 4. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxative. Then you'll be afraid to cough. 5. Drive carefully. It's not only cars that can be recalled by the maker. 6. If you lend somebody $20 and you never see that person again, it was probably worth it. Tail Ender - I have never killed a man but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure. NOTICE All enquiries regarding use of the Milford Town Hall should be directed to the County offices at 476-1159