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|The South Marysburgh Mirror 11] Druella Acantha Malvina's Column Gem Of The Month - Usually by the time a person says, "To Make A Long Story Short", it's too late. Apparently I did not proofread the Church Bulletin as well as I had thought when I prepared it. Imagine my surprise Sunday morning when I read the announcement about our coffee hour: "Please come down to the basement and say hell to the pastor." Easy Banana Split Cake (No Bake) 1 1/2 cups graham cracker crumbs) 1/3 cup butter melted) Mix the above together, press into 13x9" pan, freeze 10 min. 2 pkgs. (250 gr. each) cream cheese softened cup sugar Beat cheese and sugar until well blended.carefully spread over crumb crust 14 oz can crushed pineapple, drained Spread over c ream cheese mixture Slice 4 bananas and arrange over pineapple 2 cups cold milk 2 pkgs. (4 servings each) vanilla instant pudding Beat for 2 minutes. Stir in one cup of thawed Cool Whip Spread over banana layer. Top with another cup of Cool Whi Sprinkle with one cup chopped pecans for gar- nish. Refrigerate for 5 hour or ovemight. Just before serving, 2 more sliced bananas may be arranged over the dessert if desired. Makes 24 servings. Old Words - New Meanings Arbitrator (a’r-bi-tray’-ter) A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonald's Avoidable (uh-voy-duh-buhl) What a bullfighter tries to do. Baloney (buh-lo-nee) Where hemlines fall. Bemadette (burn-a-det) The act of torching a mortgage Burglarize (bur-gler-eyes) What a crook sees with Control (kon-trol) A short, ugly inmate Counterfeiters (kown-ter-fit-ers) Workers who put together kitchen cabinets Eclipse (ee-klips) What a Cockney barber does for a living Heroes (hee-rhos) What a guy in a boat does Want to get exercise? Deep water running can give you the same cardio benefits as an intense jog, minus the wear and tear on your joints. To be effective you have to raise your knees and pump your arms energetically. (Reader's Digest) We had been on the road for 15 hours en route to California and were looking for a place to spend the night. At four different hotels we were told "Sorry, no vacancies." Heading back to the car my seven year old asked solemnly, "Mom, are we vacancies?" s sickness is by WASHING YOUR HANDS OFTEN. Most contaminated surfaces are: Home Outdoors Work kitchen sink playground equipment phones dishcloths escalator handrails keyboards towels shopping cart handles elevator buttons Did you know coffee can be a weather predictor? When you fill your coffee cup, before adding milk, note where the bubbles are. If they float toward the rim of the cup, you can expect clouds and stormy weather. If the bubbles float to the centre, fair weather is on the way. SINCE. 1925 MINAKER’S AUTO PARTS (MILFORD) LTD. Phone (613) 476-4547 Milford, Ont. Fax (613) 476-1565 K Specializing in Hard-to-Get Paris New and used, for cars and trucks 1920 models and up Paul Minaker Randy York Closed Thursday Afternoons and All Day Sunday —— el idge icnic tables desktops bathroom doorknobs portable toilets garbage cans (Reader's Digest)