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30 -- PORT PERRY STAR -- Tuesday, July 7, 1987 It's just down 'n dirty in the sexy race Things are getting down and dir- ty as the countdown begins to the last few days of politicking in the Sexy Man Sexy Woman Contest. Winning the contest, as everyone knows by now, is not a matter of be- ing sexy per se. The Sexiest Person in Scugog Township, the one who goes for glory, the mountain among men and women--will be the person who raises the most money. All the money raised goes to the Scugog Chamber of Commerce, which in turn zooms directly back into our community for all sorts of worthwhile endeavours (ie. Port Perry's streetlights, Canada Day fireworks, the Santa Claus Parade etc. etc.). "You'd think with all this money going towards such a good cause, the community, that the Sexy Man Sexy Woman nominees would be . more, how shall we say, "'community-spirited" whilst collec- ting votes (a penny per vote). Not so! Why, the politicking going on in this township is more fun than Watergate! More cut-throat than a good Monopoly game! More com- petitive than the Olympics! Contestants are out on the streets full force, bugging everyone they know (and don't know!) for votes. But it looks like their persistence has paid off. Chrystal Menzies, Sexy Single Female nominee, must have been doing a lot of canvassing to come up with the lead in the race (as of Mon- day morning, July 6). Chrystal, who offers the friendly smile behind the post office counter in Port Perry, has collected an amazing 29538 votes (that's $295.38). Nick Rensink, a well-known local builder, has been "building" up votes in a remarkable way, since he was nominated in the Sexy Senior Male category. In second place so far, only a few votes behind Chrystal, Nick has collected $222.52 (22252 votes). Roy Walker Smith is maintaining a loose third position with $110 (11000 votes), but he told the Star he's holding some back until the last minute, just to keep his competition (in the Sexy Father category) guessing. Roy, by the way, isn't the only cup 'EM HA WATTS PO BOX 2140 STATION "A MSW HY SEED COEDS ENS 0 GND § GED § GED S ND 0&0 With this coupon you pay only Es i B3 This coupon is worth 75C off the retail price of one package of ALWAYS Maxi 30, Thin 30, PLUS - $3.79 with .75¢ Coupon Valid only at BRUTON'S I.D.A. DRUG STORE, Port Perry. HA WATTS, Box 2140, Stabon "A"; Toronto, Ontario, MSW TH) Enter opposite #39 on coupon debi shp Limit one coupon per family purchage. Coupon expires July 31/87. Ne 8 Me RS Sf S08 8 0 60.384 S$ A 5 w iy Cress PUMP oom dispenser With this foupon. you pay only *1. 49 Limit one coupon per purchase ENTER OPPOSITE #39 ON COUPON DEBIT SLIP S 9.99 on the purchase of one Ultra Pampers SM66/ MR54/MUAB/LE32/LGP28 or Pampers SM66/ MDAB/LGA3 or Luvs Small. 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Several nominees have con- fessed to this game including Deb- bie Jones, nominated in the Sexy Service Club category because of her work for the Chamber of Commerce. #m, Debbie, so far, is ahead in her ~ category, but her only competition, also a member of the Chamber, is crying foul. - Bill Barr, a measly $14 or so behind Debbie, is trying his best to win the category, as is Debbie. The two of them, as a result, are offer- ing the most fun and the most politicking of the entire contest. Bill, you see, has been accusing Bethesda Reach Women's Debbie of doing all sorts of nasty things--namely, stealing his ballots from Stedmans and putting them in her own ballot box down at Lake Scugog Lumber. "Debbie Jones is a crook!" he blustered around the Star office Monday morning, huffing and puff- ing in fake outrage. Debbie, meanwhile, just laughed when she heard this. "I think the thing that bugs him Is running against a woman," she said with a hearty chuckle. As to the accusation, she replied, 'No, I am NOT stealing his ballots. A mother does not have time to be sneaky. I think it's funny. I lave it!" Speaking of sneaky, she may not have time to roust his ballot box, but she did have time to drop a balloon bouquet off on Bill's desk at Sted- mans, with the not-so-subtle message VOTE FOR DEBBIE writ- ten on it. This undoubtably riled Bill to new heights of anguish. Meanwhile, other candidates are going about their fundraising in other ways. Joy Werry (Sexy Single Female) and Cathy Olliffe (Sexy Professional) combined forces and held a car wash at Dennis Anderson Chev Olds last Saturday. About 15 drivers had their cars washed and donated to the cause, while Joy and Cathy acquired sore muscles. Nick Rensink, however, doesn't have to wash cars to get ahead. Nick merely asks for votes--actually, he demands them, from everyone he bumps into (it's impossible to say no to this gentle giant). Rumour has'it he was collecting votes at church on Sunday. Whatever their method, con- testants had better get cracking, as time runs out on Saturday at 3 p.m. Epsom and Area News by Jean Jeffery The Bethesda Reach Women's In- stitute enjoyed a wonderful supper & evening entertainment at Cullen's Gardens last Thursday. Some were particularly interested in the new addition. We were pleased also to have Mrs. Ben Den Boer & her mother as guests. Mother is visiting from Holland. Everyone in the com- munity is invited to the picnic at the Broadway home Sun. July 19th at 12:30 noon. This is organized by the W.I1., but everyone in the communi- ty is invited to join us. Julie Ashton accompanied her grandmother Mrs. Ruth Ashton to the C.N.I.B. picnic at Oshawa on Monday. On Sat. the Rev. John & Mrs. Hill of Langley, British Columbia visited Don & Stella Asling & wished to be remembered by their Epsom friends. They had come east to at- tend the-marriage of their youngest son. Bill & Velma Huggins & Alvena Jeffery of Orillia visited their brother Gordon & Mrs. Jeffery for tea on Sun. afternoon. Verna & Stirling Jeffery of Ux- bridge were guests for lunch on Sat. at the Jeffery home. - Last Sun. the Stearman family got together for a family picnic at the home of Walter & Elva Kerry. Elizabeth & Earl Taylor & Ray visited Margaret & Sean Sevier at their new home in Newmarket on July 1st. We wish this young couple many happy years in their new home. Last Thurs. night Lois & Harry Elford held a family dinner for John _ & Dorothy Simpson who are visiting from Moose Jaw, Saskatchewan. In attendance were: Earl & Marie Wilson, Floyd & Grace Evans & other family members from this area. Joanne & Andrew Archibald of Udora visited with their grand- parents Earl & Marie Wilson on Friday. Congratulations & Happy An- niversary to Paul & Shirley Baster. It can't be the Magic '25' can it? Also our best wishes to Cathy Baster who was one of the Ontario Students at U.S.S. Mr. & Mrs. Neil McLeod of Sunderland visited Mr. & Mrs. Ross Evans on Sun. evening. Mr. & Mrs. Ray Munro were at- tending a wedding in Sudbury over the weekend. At the Graduation exercises at Epsom School, our congratulations to Kori Lane, winner of the Jeffery That's the official cut-off time for accepting votes/money. A booth will be set up on Queen Street near Emmerson Insurance amidst Festival Days activities, and it will close up at three sharp. To make things even more in- teresting, Thursday at 5 p.m. is the deadline for nominations. No one else can be nominated after this time. It is also the last time people's tallies will be made public. After Thursday at 5 p.m., it becomes a guessing game so nobody can come in at the last minute and write a che- que to win. Speaking of winning, the grand prize for the biggest fundraiser, the Sexiest Person in Scugog, is a gift voucher for $350, to be Spent] in local stores. ; Of course, the community is the real winner of all this Sexy stuff. The more money we raise in this contest, the more our community will benefit. Institute Begin award for effort & determina- tion; to Stephen Parish, winner of the Tony Goslin for Sportsmanship; Nicki Van Kessel the Literary award from Bethesda Reach Women's Institute. Also the outstan- ding students of the graduating Grade VI class, Dan Mahlberg, Stephen Parish, Nicki Van Kessel, n Denna Lovering'& Sara Hawker. We are very proud of Epsom School pro- gress & hope it will continue for many years. Special Melanie Bruce, daughter of John & Margaret Bruce who graduated from Toronto University with Honours, Bachelor of Arts Degree in Drama and Exceptionality on Human Learning. We have great hopes for your future and we hope they all come true. Our congratulations to Mr. & Mrs. Jeffrey (Butch) Bailey on their re- cent marriage. They plan on mov- ing into their new home in the near future. ALMOST NEW SHOPPE Port Perry Plaza 985-3018 We have now added ... SEWING MACHINE REPAIR SERVICE SINGER -- WHITE -- SEARS -- KENMORE -- ALL MAKES COMPLETE OVERHAUL re 1995 29.95 30 YEARS EXPERIENCE -- 6 MONTH WARRANTY ON ALL REPAIRS A ----------------E----------------c ------ Men's Sport Jackets "Men's Pants Men's Suits $10. to $20. $5. to $8. $20. to $25. $8. to $12. -- STOCK ARRIVING DAILY -- Fantastic Buys in All Family Clothing congratulations to- en