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\ =. for her affairs 'w ae {Pe TTT Li o street." A The King Laughed And Forgave Him Charles the Besond was not dab bed The Merry Monareh for noth- ng. here wes nothing he ay better than a good pén and he « ~ wive se mush as he took, It was Charles' sense of humows that brought the Earl of Rochester back into févour, after he had fallen from grace, He was continually ,»mubbed by the King and his court- . "fers but refused Yo leave the Court and bury himself in the country . Ont¢ day he sauntered into a gar- 'den where the King was entertain "ing. Charles did not see him: and was replying to someone who hed been praising the Roy! Kindness of heart, : ; = "The King," said Charles, "should be ihe father of his people." HY Quick as a flash eame the voice of Rochester from behind him: "But surely, sire, not all of them!" For a moment there was silence and Rochester's face hung in- she balance. Then the King threw back his head 'and roared-with leughter, Rochester was forgiven. Charles Lamb was very fond of punning, although, with one prise exception, his puna were not of the 'best. He had a verbal fight with a tex collector whose name was Win ter, Dercribing the argument, he _ seid: ' "Nis_ name be Winter but Mh methods are summary!" The puns that eome out, Hke an astor's line, 1)ghi en the eue, ase slways the best. A certain muesieian had-snnoyed the great Sir Arthur Sullivan by playing a wrong note. Taken to task for M, he excuped himself by saying he had mistaken the note owing to the fait thet - someone had squashed a bee on the score. i) "Then you should have played 8 » bee-fiat!" retorted Sullivan.' It was a theatre eritic who over- heard that a young actress, famous ! 'wealthy men, was thinking of aceeptisig 'a part o . a Shakespearean produétlon: Some- | "ene asked what part she would: ? and the eritic 5 bei or Sydney: Smith's famous pun ae ,. unintentional. Me was ehairman at hy meting. where one of the speak- Jo ers was a missionary, sdon to go owt to a eannibal country. "I hope you will agree with the natives," Zydney ~Smith-said-- ok TE » Flotsam was responsible for am- pr ether good one. A friend of his who was a doctor, bought a large house in the. country and admitted he could not think of a really suitable pame for it. "Why not call it Bed- side Mator?" suggested Flotsam. At least one pun has achieved im- mortality, although the author of it is unknown, He was referring to the new-fangled - motor-car, and sald "that it divided the world into two-- the quick and the dead. while ea the other side of the pond, [ had visited various distributing gress, held ow eheese in the quality and continuity * now it js only ie pre-war pe SWISS PRESIDENT -- Dr. -- Max _E. Petitpierre- has been -- elected fo succeed Ernst Nobs at the head of the, Swiss Confeder- ation. The new president, pie- tured in his office in Berne, has the formal status of prime min- - ister and his period of office is - one year. Dr. Petitplerre js a member of the Radical-Demo- crrtie Party, | - 2 i ----- Zealous Scouts "When a Scontmaster asked his boys whether or. not each had done * his good déed for 'the day, three members admitted they hadn't. "In that case," tliey were told, - "leave this meeting and don't re- rn until you've lived up to our 835 mitts of one good deed a day." lalf an hotir later the boys re- turned, dishevelled and flushed. "I did my good deed, sir," the first scout said. "I helped an old lady cross the street." "Me, too," ~ added the second; "I helped the same old lady cross the street." "So 'did 1," chimed in the third member, "Do you mean," the Scoutmaster. demanded, "that it fook three of = #you to help oné old lady 'cross the, sirect?" TH The spokesman for the trio low- ered his head. "Yes," he replied. "You see, sir, the old lady didn't want 16 cross the . tieh production of tht amount or fifteen per Only factured in any these two only million pounds. * In" 1948 the ( ported slightly per person, an eonsumption is "wmounting to 2 person, So it i ¥ the British Marketing and Merehandising of to the International Dairy Cenadien eheese has built favourable reputation over thers, .Me sedd, in a market which may well be expected to take more of N we cin asessure the buyers of a of supply. The farm cheese industry in the United Kingdom has declined until becairae of the drift away from: farms. of the young folks who ordin- arily would make the product, and aleo because of the big demand for fluid milk over there. When she figures are all in Bri- ~ yoar just ended is expected to be around 56 million pounds, or about one-half of pre-war production; and fem production. . + two types Cheddar and Cheshre--were manu- was available, So that, all in all, domestic production was only a small part of the total British re- quirement of something like 408 | Hon pounds of cheese, as compared . with 328 million pounds during the pre-war year of 1938. Before the war consumption wae nine pounds pounds during the war. At present pounds; on the basis of- 4 ration anything like their former cheese: eating habits, they're going to need 8 whole lot of tonnage from gome- " Pay As You Drive -- The coin meter system of meeting pay- ments, used sucessfully on relsigeratos and television sales, has __spread to auto sales. Lila MeCauley, above, shows how the meter plan works. Drop a quarter in the meter; the gadget felensed enough gas to the earburetor to keep you going for a - spell. When your next' quarter Js due, a Joud buzzer sounds a . warning. Every eo often a collector comes around for the quarters. For emergency use, four slugs a month are supplied : ler, ; rn where--and a large part of it might FARM FRONT "well be from here. : A LJ * * ha ; 9 : But, - according to Dr. Derby, vhere are a few .things that will Sm need to have our attention if we, ies = ------ -are--to out in on this great poten- Foirly rr. oe ie tial cheese market to any vastly sirly emsoura was news Relic. : aH the Ceamal Ontario | Weressed extent. sosemekers Assosietion in an Foi one thing he found, from obdress by Dr. M. A. Derby, Chief actual inspection, that the break- ry_Produets_for the. Dominion | --goricern to the Canadian cheese epartment of Agricihture. Dr. | yede The headings in our cheese . = Wed. reasadly . returned. from. |. -yoyen-atso seed attention, as many at Stockholm, and, ssatres ju the United Kingdom | qyulture to enforce more strictly the from Caneds, the sogulations under the Dairy In- 0d Mates, Austrade and Naw | dustry Act under which the veneer +- lnd--aee- Hored; | m cheese boxes must be not less WwW a intended for export will double, rather than single wiring. = * * * future--but only price me OK, and frequent complaints - of those *® * does not want cheese weighing more than 90 pounds, and would about a quarter of even prefer them five pounds ak. This is partly age of boxes is a matter of serious were seen that were very rough in finish, and showing bark. He said that steps have already been taken by the Department of Agri- than one-fifth of an inch in thick-- 'ness. And next season all cheese - require While on the other side he heard about Cana- * dian cheeses being too heavy. Some exported - weighed 112 "pounds. The United Kingdom trade lighter than that for easier hand- * Ld of cheese for the - rind formation. > * - A ¥ not more than ten ined, boxed ms described, cent would be of * as of clieese-- open crate, real quantities; and firm and dry. -when surplus milk. * * * Inited Kingdom im- more than 352 mil- * the box, and the contents the ends will be ventilated. d this rose to 14 A Ra down to about 64 ounces weekly per.. 8 easy to see that ever get back to view to eliminating the cause, 7 23 . 4 5) Finishing Touches--Wenzel Beck, refugee from eastern Europe living 'in Frankfuft,. Germany, and his son put the finishing totiches on their latest ship model-- 'ont in a swimming pool. make their.shi Arkona'--before testing it Father and son worked 300 hours to ip seaworthy, using just their hands and a few tools 1 : £ ; : : o' - ling ling. * > x = Another beef. was about our eheese® being too large for the _ boxes they're 'packed im. This gauses them to go short on proper ventilation with resulting excessive _mould growth, dampness -and-faulty=-- Many Canadian cheeses exam- were found spongy when pressed with the thumb, in decided contrast to - those from New Zealand, in the These latter showed - some. slight mould, but were very - In addition, with cheese packed as tightly as ours, it is almost im- possible to _reméve the box with- out breakage. This is particularly 80 when the cheese is higher than get squashed from .piling. The trade "feel, and rightly so, that the top of the cheese should come below the top of the side of the box, so -that when thie cheese are turned, Examination of Canadian cheese for quality found that, on the whole, the original grade was pretty 'well maintained on flavour, There was, however, some complaints of de- fects, presumably caused by heat- -- img, and these complaints are being studied by the Department, with a days, the wrestling was--just--an-- _.garding a subject that has "been \ IXBITC 1C - After a lot of argument, in which was generated, the birghérs of Toronto, by 4 small majority, have 'decided in favor of Stinday Sports, Now, before the Provincial Leg- dslature gives the Wo-ahead -signg); : kt might be mildly interesting to speculate on just what lovers of athletics, and in what branches of thereof, will attempt to cut in -on the promised jackpot. **' u * * * "I'he Whatzis I'heatre should do all right," said a friend of our fhe morning after the balloting, naming « a certain Toronto Temple of "Art {where a line of show girls, very ° Nightly bandaged, forms the regular piece de 'resistance, or main dish. ae we say in that dear France. $:: P) * We looked at him in mild amaze- ment and inquired just where the: Whatzis - Theatre = could possibly figure in a purely sports picture.. "Simple enough," quoth our friend. "All they got to do is stage a bout between a couple of these dime-a- - dozen wrestlers, That would make it an athletic event. 'Then there'd be nothing to prevent them tossing iin their regular show for free, wottld there?" eed * - % * And maybe he has_an idea there, at that, Searching through the wel- ter of memory we seem to recall ¥hat the first modern "or "all-in" wrestling we ever witnessed was at "a burlesque house entitled the Star Theatre in that same city of Tor- onto, "more years ago than we'd eonsiderably more heat than light ° those who attempt to gontrol said. sports aré gaing to 'fun up against, 3 * LE. '* », Ls i (For "instance, . if it's OK to . charge. money to see a baseball game; why "will .it be sinful to show a {elecust ~or movie .of the, same oi a similar.game, at a price?) * * * {5.3 ~Qtie of thé never-ending chores in this sports writing "business is that of picking out, for the readers' edification,. the outstanding events of the year. It is a chore much like milking the-cows or cleaning 'out the horse stable on the farm--: _ you no sooner get it over with, than it's there to do again, A » 3 : And it is a chore which we personally try to dodge, partly thiough sloth and partly because there isn't much sense in doing what so many others are bound. to do better. But for once we are going to get well ahead .with the "job. So here and now, fifty or so "weeks ahead of the deadline, we opine that the fillest football game --Unitéd States brand, that is--of Anno Domini 1950 was the one played on January Second of that year out in Pasadena, California, PE #* | CERNE, 5 eet | Naturally, old Futher Time may prove us to be wrong, as the old rascal often has before. But, al- though we have never been a great adrhirer of American football, if a better game than that between _the California--Golden--Bears--and- the .Ohio State Buckeyes happens to come up, we should greatly lke to. be among those personally pres- | HOUSEWIVES \ AGENTS WANTED Classified Advertising, LY ANE -h % An AL flag «4 TERA ; ; Agri = "1%; ER et EE WIR RI anes Wh aah 39 ax 24 5 ¥ #EEVL . » WANTED WELCOME "THE FAMILEX MAN for the wide and varied range of suar- 'anteed necessities; reasonable prices; promi. ums; quality and SERVICE: Become a pros. perous business man by using and selling Familex products. 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HARROW Creamery, .Harrow;-- Ont --4¢ "ice ~~ Folkingham, England, airfield. sembled by over a hundred British. firms, lias been designed to secure world supremacy with an expected speed of 200 m.p.h. The car, made from parts as- readily admit. Of course, in those added attraction, with the hoofers and strippers constituting the main event. But it might work equally well, or "badly, the other way around. * * LJ "My wife is just aching to know when . them big Sunday Bingoes are going to start," said another gent with whom we discussed the situation and prospects. "That's the thing she's fondest of, next to bawling me out from coming home late to dinner; and she can't hardly wait to: get into action." : * * * Here again we expressed a n wre of surprise. "But Bingo,' objected; "can hardly be classed as an athletic event." "It is. the. way my whe plays it!" replied--our-- friend. "Oh, brother, any time she makes Bingo and starts waving her arms in the air, the folks on both sides of her take more real punish- ment than Joe Louis has handed ~ out in his. last eight bouts." + * " But enough, for the presant,-re- J eas- we thrashed out sufficiently, Jn 'the press and over the air, during re- cont weeks, and that is Mable to veceive plenty more flailing. before it's all finally settled. But we do take the Mberty of thinking shat oven those most strongly in favor of Sunday sports, are going to be "ent, "rather than take it "via. radio, _ ~ a8 we did (he one we are writing about, aE * * »* For that. New Years tangle ap- peared to have just:imbout every- thing; plenty of action--mixture of plays--shifting: of lead--suspense right down to the dying moments --with enough miscues and fumbles to make you feel that it was human beings playing, not a bunch of Tarzans and Supermien. : . * * And, from the Hstener's stand- .point, it had the immense advan- tage of being described by a broad- ssster 'who didn't try to make you believe that war had been declared, or that Joe Stalin had been" aseas- sinated, every time one team gained a couple of feet--a very wel- --eome:- ehange from some of Whe microphone maestri we have suf- fered under, here and there, : * * * / Besides, that game gave Ws one --of our rare moments of personal triumph. Someone who was list ening along with ws, and who heard Ohio described as the "Buckeye State" happened to ask us just what ls a buckeye. And we hap- pened to know, and remember, the correst answer. We wonder how ' many of you eopld do as well. '. - * *. 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