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Suspicious Guest A prosperous but frugal Irish- man stopped for a while at a cer- tain famous New York hotel, where accommodations are splen- did but expensive beyond all im- agination, "Pat," remarked a friend, "I sup- pose you are enjoying the advan- tages of this 'wonderful place to the limit. By the way, do you put your shoes outside your dodr at night to be blacked?" "Begorra, no," replied "the genial Irishman. "I'm afraid they'll gild em!" The Genius "Dad, 'it says here that certain man was a financial genius, What does that mean?" "That he could earn money fife than his family could spend tt Modern Father had decided that he must administer a stern lecture to his six-year-old son. The boy had been naughty, but did not seem to appreciate the fact and it was with some reluctance that the parent un- dertook a scolding. . He spoke judiciously but sev- erely; he recounted the lad's mis- deeds, and explained the whys and wherefores of his solemn rebuke, - while his wife sat by, duly im- pressed, Finally, when the father paused for breath and incidentally to hear the culprits acknowledgment of er- ror, the lad, his face beaming with admiration, turned to his mother and said: "Mother, isn't father in- teresting?" Sort of Handicap "Those new people across the road seem very devoted," said Mrs. Jones to the newspaper which hid her husband. A rustle of the sheet was all the reply she got, but she was used to that, "Every time he goes out he kisses her, and goes on throwing kisses all down the road. Edward, why don't you do that?" "Me?" snorted the man behind the news. "I don't know her!" away and they were seated before the fire, the husband's face lost some of its hardness, "You know, dear," he said, breaking the long silence. "I've 'béen thinking over our argunient." "Welll" "she snapped, without looking up from her sewing. "Yes, dear, I've decided to agree with you after all," he said meekly, "That won't be any good," 'she sniffed. "Ive ¢hanged my mind." All With "H" American Woman (to English Lady) --"What a large family you have, Mrs, Jones." 'English Lady--"Yes'm and the funniest 'thing is that all the names begin with a haitch., There's Or- ace, 'Erbert, Enry, Ugh, Ubert, Ar- old, 'Arriétt and Etty -- all except the last one, and we had her nam- ed Halice," Fishy Mrs. Young, passing the fish- monger whilst out shopping, stop- ped to make a complaint. "Those soles I bought from you yesterday, Mr. Jones, were not fresh." "Well, ma'am," answered Mr. Jones, "that's your fault, not mine. I've offered them to you every day this week, and you could've 'ad them on Mon lay if you'de liked. Missing Fixture "Where's your rear light?" de- manded the traffic cop. The drive climbed down from his cab and walked to the back of his truck. He peered in all direc- tions for a second or two, and then stood scratching his head. "Well, what about it?" demand- ed the cop, extracting his note- book. "I dunno. I had a--" "Now, you can't tell me that tale", remarked the officer, grim- ly. "Anybody can sce you haven't had a light there because there's no bracket." "Yes," said the driver, "but look here.--" "No good making excuses," said the cop. "You've no light and that's that." "That's not what I'm worrying about," answered the driver sad- ly. "What I'd like to know is-- where in the world is my trailer?" FUNNY BUSINESS ! "7 7; 2 5 75.7% 2a ZV, 255007, 7 J BY KIA VRVIEE, Dic, 7, JL R60. By Hershberger 2177747 "4, 7 ii 11, "He pushed me!" (THIS CURIOUS WORLD ) SUL 'WHEN A FLIER 1S G HE'GEESLP ICTHE Ry "Says. "WILLIS PIERATT, Morpsuitle, Colyorms, WN oar Y Al o : By William Ferguson AUS "45 THE ONLY CONTINENY (THAT HAS MORE. ; RY OF AAT THAN OF HARMLESS JVARIETIES. COLORLESS BLUE WHITE, PINK, RED, YELLOW, N, BROWN OR BLACK. GOPR. 1844 BY HEA SERVICE, INC. T. M. REC. VU, 8, PAY. OFF -- | DOOR AND THE DISHES ON THE [D . "BY HIE DOOR WHICH 15 WEDGE al OBJECTS THAT HAVE JARRED LOOSE FROM BEHIND IT | A HELPFUL HUSBAND WONDERS Wh, 10 DO NEXT WHEN, IN CARRYING A STACK C." DISHES Cut 10 THE PANTRY, HE FINDS IMSELF ON ONE SIDE. OF HE OTHER With HI5 ARMS PINION D BY A VARIETY OF HOUSEROL Sama [ u Answer to Previous Pursle 1 | U. S. 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It would be criminal if 25 percent of Canadian workers were responsible for put- ting the 75 percent into a hole like that. --Woodstock Sentinel-Review. Surplus Cargo [tis said that a lot of cities would progress faster if a lot of their citizens would take a ship and when in mid-ocean, jump over 'board -- Chatham News. We Hope What with the human life-span increasing steadily, the time may eventually come when a person may live long enough to reach the age of discretion. -- Kitchener Record. Cheerless Outlook At the present rate of progress, automobiles should be back on the market in quantity cbout the time some new invention makes them obsolete -- Edmonton Journal. some credit for genius, When | have a subject in hand | study it profoundly. Day and night it is be- fore me. I explore it in all its bear- ings. My mind becomes pervaded with it. Then the efforts which 1 make the people are pleased to call the fruits of genius. It is the fruit of labor and thought." - Church Management. School for Husbands The Hhinois State Fair is con- ducting a cooking school for war brides. Fifty-one have registered from Eogland, Australia, Ireland, Wales and 'Freneh "Morocco, Since the fair is taking care of the brides' education, we shall limit our own efforts to the edu- cation of their huthands. [his 1s ft. Lat what she cooks and pretend to like it, even if it kills you. It really won't, and you will live hap- pily ever after, -- Chicago Daily News. Start Early The electric chair has something to do with deterring criminals, but the proper place to start is in the high chair. -- Guelph Mercury, CROSSTOWN whe leastd by Tonscildated Hews Posiareed a , -d By Roland Coe "How'd you ever find THIS spot, Fred? The fish jump up and grab the flies I keep stuck in my hat!" of sugar for preserving, and com- plain that "10 pounds isn't enough." Some people, even at this date, sec to have difficulty in getting the idea that there is a world shortage of sugar and will be for some time come, and that bewail- ing the fact will not make a particle of improvement. Also, it may have occurred to the objective observer that the prices may have something to do with the sales! -- Brantford Expositor. Where Income Leads A larger income leads to every- body indulging in that fine old American practice of "keeping up with the Joneses". --Minncapolis Star Journal, Shoemaiery To Strike? Refusal of the U. S. Office of Price Administration to decontrol or raise price ceilings on hides, leather and footwear means, the industry says, that 250,000 shoe workers in the country will be out of work by the «und of the month. The manufacturers say they cannot carry on at present prices. -- St. Thomas Times-Journal. for BURNS ¢ SCALDS Sold by all Druggists--25c, 35¢ (tube), 50¢ and $1.00 \ Sweet and cool in any Pipe [ 1G MW CANADA'S STANDARD PIPE TOBACCO THE SPORTING THING "It works swell--but ya gotta" be quick!" MUTT AND JEFF-- Owing To Shortage of Paper, Etc.--Etc.--And Et Cetera and So Forth, TT By BUD FISHER You CAN'T EXPECT SHoutD I To BE A SUCCESSFUL | THROW MY. ' = WRITER RIGHT AWAY STUFF INTO YouRgelnINTe : YOU GOTTA HAVE | "THE WASTER poo ro 8 PLENTY OF WRITING | BASKET SAVE. TIME! EXPERIENCE FIRST! f| For A (> a' , = WHILE? | [== rn SRLS EA aad TWA iy < OD a | | eaali OC) y , HE oo s = \ } £ EH 4 ) v I'm. RY nN ii 1 1 NO! JUST THRow SO NOW You'RE WRITING A PLAY?) FINISHED HO i (J EXCEPT FoR [53 FILLING IN 4 1 HAVE THE TITLE, ACTS ONE, TWO AND THREE NUMBERED - A LITTLE AND THE END! ? THE REST HAS To BE FILLED POP--Pass the Duck By J. 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