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HE ERE AAS IAT Te x Two Conclusions Some Chicken fo NOW WE KNOW SALVA PION FOR FOES Er : T " . a . . iil Already the United States id J UJ ST IN FU N A group of workmen were dis- The Jandise) Jager Sound the VOICE OF THE Clothing "manufacturers report oc onic Mi making a loan to cussing the evolution and origin of table at her twelve hungry board- that lack of pants is holding 1p G an invari : , 3 before starting to carve the . . . } sermany. It invariably costs us man. One of the party remained ers oe starting 1 . PRESS men's suite. And we always about as much to save an enemy Fire Fighter Well-Spe ten silent, when a companion turned rfter sadlooking elicken, thought it was the pan's that need- after we lick aim a. it dees to lick Sovran oo to him and demanded his opinion. In rapid succession she asked ASKING FOR IT ed holding up. hie Staying at a boarding house was An English manufacturer of "I ain't goin' to say," he replied Sue) When "wh = Kind i) These Canadians who are sug- + = Christian Ecience Monitor. -- St. Louis Star-Times, a man not noted for his early ris- motor car tires was the speaker doggedly, "I remember as 'ow leis, . resting that they will marry Jap- -- --- reno ig. One morning about six o'clock at a businessmen's luncheon, In Henry Green and mc thrashed that oN ge ------ . cml aresé women in order to save them a y he surprised the landlady by walk- response to a toast he said: out once before ard it's settled as Whig aes one] her np from Hirt wlll oe a) APPLIES TO ALL y Not CONVINTING. ing into the kitchen in his dressing "I have no desire or intention far as I'm concerned." pA } PP they get. -- Windsor Star, Ari ) At the prescat juncture, there's gown, a small medicine glass in to inflict upon you a long speech, "But what conclusion did you BY nat 20 you Hage ti al This call (for greater produc- added point in the maxim that it G Th . A y she said sarcastically, pointing to - -- : akes han -sweept Ins band. He asked for some for it is well known in our trade come to?" . tie chickens "A centivede; © EXCLUSIVE tion) not only applies to the farm- takes more than -sweeping states water. She filled the glass. and he that the longer the spoke, the big- "Well" he said, slowly, "we hat: . C I yor ers: of Cuiario, bit alto to the ments to clean things up. rctvrned to lis room. ger the tire." didn't arrive a- the s "eonel ¥ "Ol " rani The Soviet Embassy is the only a -- Back gardens tl -- Stratford Beacon-Herald, 'Three minutes later he returned Ni sion--no ou * didnt Henry pr who ha Lh - hn ll kind Siplomatic estalifistament in Wash. oo: gor . o li i he -- py y = tobe: eRe co ee lon--no, : nt. ) 2 d been served. udging ; je . a iitherto have supplied but a few 2 - i} yawying, with the same glass Not Accepted rived at the 'orspital an' me at the by the piece of neck I've got, I ere Posh Goss rot $oiploy 3 vegetables du iy the ummer SUPER VALUARLY and the same request, and five . FR, police station." should imagine it was a giraffe." hel Ges creas Wg" mee E Sunhe wil In Bombay the Aga Khan fis mu utes later he again askd her to The tall, long-haired youth en- lelp. -- Newsweek. must now be made to produce held to be worth his weight in dia- Dll the glass. dn penlicher y err an ew The camp- wonds. Here we should use 1 "at : . tered the music publisher's office ™ more than ewer before. The camp monds. Here we should use butter, Whatever is the matter?' in- : wy - d ) . . iH we co ve d i A ceived oi A Wy grid Nor A Boder dus.ani, 3, sail) roll MOVIE ACTRESS s A ISD Soo time vgn for moss peaduciion den be it we ents ge > Mita a well?" ' ol paper. .. ae in enn helped: by almost everyone in city - Ns . ee Sours won Sawied Good afternoon!" said the pn . a o Speing house lenin to Presuns or "king, wd the aueation: ier Y ie SO ung Ing ye d. lisher. "What can I do for you?" ) § usbands center dark rooms an or . A ' ; I'm all right, but my -- my * The youth looked nervous. HORIZON TAY, Answep to Previons Pussls 9 Property. sitting down where the chesterfield What are we going to do about it. | ) rcem's on fire. "Well---er--I have.a song here" LN YIN iB 10 She has long used to be. -- Brandon Sun. --- Chatham News. ir he began, "and I was wondering if ' Yost ot Still Undecided |, you would publish it, Er shall 1 3 JIORLY. burke ped be." 3 he es Hon sing it?" Ca 12 Baseball stick. bustard, pl a AS wp 0 hoi the Wil. pu hw) Jou hs 0 est oh a us 4 Rsausst 303000 poraas. i a Bb ' » -egislature he - iblisher; and the youth stood up reezy. Chr hay, gently sawed wood in his quest for and burst forth. + nd 2 Tree (prefix) WATCH FOR IT NEXT WEEK LER the rural young widow's vote. Now When the song was finished the 19 Singing voice, ad (= 26 Kind of lant. : M she came trom the house, smiling publisher sat very still and said - 20 Frozen water, |LIE[TIU 27 Not suitable, A NEW FEATURE OF COLDS, SORE THROATS A&A her approval, as he mopped 'pers- nothing. 22 Period. 28 Acknowledge, ) ph piraton from his brow. "Well," asked the young man, 24 Hearing organ 4A 29 Formerly, | PS "1 declare," she said, "I don't "what do 1 get for it?" 25 Music note. LGN 32 Type tH NN Enc who to vote "er--you or Mr. "On" replied the publisher, with 26 hwy toward Adie) measures, P a Sie Billings. Why, right now, he's in an air of resignation, "I'm a pub- east, 34 Jurisdiction, 4 ARAN the Litehen chaning." lisher, not a magistrate!" : 80 Spa for 2 Cis (abbr) 61 Sac fhe, 37 Sequester., AL : * itanium, 'Pelican 'E AL 40 Ensnare. iA -- 31 Kind of finch, " Site (abbr.). 1 Utters. 41 Endeavor, a nr ~ 33 Reluctant. nit, 2 Htineration. 43 Just. . THE SPORTING THING Ss Nother, Sa neunsion, $V 43 -- in FRANK MANN HARRIS (5150115 " 8Y LANG ARMSTRONG cm. ' 36 Like, B4 Bum 4 Slight bow. screen plays, Pra 3 Beha! i Pande. 5 Funes 46 Meat, erefore, ) ested. decree. 48 Festival. . " « Sofi SSpesd for ohendind 80 ekiion vie iim 42 Sorceress. drying. 7 Lieutenant 52 Musical me one time Ee ownaten helo or port 44 Any. 58 Employ. r (abbr). composition, fog comment in The Toronto Dally Star' 45 Catch, 59 Spanish dollar 8 Cabbage 64 Him, aid The Star Weekly 47 From, 60 Half an em. variety. 57 Toward. 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