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i 2 LIFE'S LIKE THA JLT UT RTT TI ITIT 17 WNL 027 FIMRS.PIP'S DIARY, [7] By Fred Neher T k- A Aker Z YZ, |Z 7 2 "Of course it isn't spring yet, silly--swhen 'buys summer clothes." spring comes one ON THE HOME FRONT By C. Kessler S come, DO JON / DEAR, S17 DOWN WITH yO DER US AND'EAT, J (gp sou 00 You MUST: bp THE DISHES] / our) A be tir I Wr "Never Say Die "Excuse me, sir," said a shabby , caller at a newspaper office, 'are you satisfied "with "the "amount of your - present lifc insurance?" "Yes," replied the manager, shortly. : "Could 1 interest you in a mot- occo-bound edition of the works of Thackeray?" "You could not." "Would you invest in a good SAL Hand cornet -if you could "Just . sol Would an offer to supply you with -first-class import- ed Havana cigars .at. two peunds a hundred appeal to you?" "Not a bit!" = "That being the case," said the caller, "would you 'be willing to' buy a penny tin of shoe polish just ) to: get: rid .ofome?" "Great Scott! Yes." "Thanks! Good day!" THE SPORTING THING "I'm Lonesome In Hades After a busy life, an. old-time American died. he knew, a butlér in another world The first thing ' 'NOW 'THAT COOKS ARE HARD TO GET: was showing him ia palatial guest' room, saying, "This, sir, is your suite. The only rule here is: You ring and I 'bring. Just press that button and I will provide 'whatever your heart desires." About a month later, the" Amari- can sat in his easy chair sufroufids ed by cigars, decanters, fishing rods, radio, and all else that a man could wish, © The butler appeared: "Here, you! I want something to do. I want work." "Sorry, sir, but' work'is the only ! thing we do . ot provide here." "What! If Ican'tihaverwork, I would just as soon be in Hades." "But, sin": replied the butler, "where did you think you were?" PRESS TOO LOW FOR THEM L VOICE OF THE Trying to collect a'$28 rent bill, | a Philadelphia landlord seized a 'soldier's artificial: foot. 'We under- stand: the=Society for: Stealing Pen- nies: from "Blind - Men has unani- :mously -blackballed -him . for mem- bership, ISN'T IT A FACT? There will always be -- Windsor Star. want 'to do sorfitthing 'for a living that doesn't "involve 'work, -says-a ° wise "contemporary. ~-- St. Thomas Times-Journal. 'ONLY ONE EXCEPTION A new plastic is only one millionth of an inch thick, and two- is said 'to be the thinnest thing ever made by man -- barring some his excuses, of course. -- Ottawa: Citizen. . MUST BE-MAGICIAN - of In the good old days a man who saved money was considered" . miser, Nowadays anyone who can save money is looked upon as 'a magician, LUCKY TURKEY ties. A new machine will pluck a tur- | key in 30 seconds. But the turkey and the tax payer differ because the ' turkey has to take it. only once. -- Port Arthur News-Chronicle, ~-- Kitchener Record. DIDN'T DARE, PERHAPS +. Sherman: said that war was hell, . he * but it is to be regretted that never 'gave his «frank opinion peace. ~-- Peterborough Examiner, ° THINK IT OVER Even though it's: stillikard to get .of enough meat andbutter, says Uncle Mat, just think how much harder {it would 'have beento learn Japan- BAD INVENTIONS a The Wall Street Journal, Modern version, for the atomic age: The road to Hell is paved with bad inventions, «-- Edmonton Journal economic _. turmoil so long as so many persons ' . U. S. SENATOR Re---- HORIZONTAL Answer) to Previous Puszle - 17 North Caro- 1 Pictured U, lina (abbr.). S.- Senator, 7 1 19 Emmets, ERO 21 Fencing posi- 10 Dined. g tion (pl.). 11 Marked with |Y 24 He is U. S. lines, T E ---- from 12 Male offspring BERT Oklahoma. 14 Installment | 26 Catches. paid (abbr.). 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VERTICAL 14 Frozen slight bow, 40 Pattern. 1 And (Latin). desserts, 54 Within, 41 Print 2 Sheltered side 16 Music note. 57 Like. 2 3 4 [5s le |? 6 |9 | Ee » 1" 12 I) 14 SAH IS [6 17 ; i 20 [I 7450 EV) 25 26 [in Ai eld 9 = | ii | i] 3 = 39 NS 36 |37 M38 a 39 an C BSle2 y 497 of ] av ay 49 esl ONG Oe RR its $3 [sg Rn EJ = 256 |S7 aN SY 58 | 6 EEE THE SPORTING, THING -- ~- ZZ il vo N-- Arba. The crowd yells, 'Pin him to the mat,' so--" By Galbraith SIDE GLANCES OOPR.1944 BY NEA BERVICE. INC. T M. REQ. U, ©. PAT OFF. 1 I f I "The funniest. thing about those comics is the seriousness with which Bill reads: them!' OUT OUR WAY By J. R. Williams ® OH, WES, IF STOP AN' TRY R-- J YORE TRYIN TO PUT THET LION HIDE ON TH' HOSS WHY DON'T NOU THOLD HIM I= - STID O RUNNIN' WITH HIM? me! _ I~ v) ~TPwaa TO HECK. WITH TH' LION SKIN NOW I'LL BE HANGED IF I'M GOING TO LET A FAT PLUG BACKING LP ON HIS HIND LEGS BEAT ME RUNNING JRwLams cook B40 ek E88 me I -- arr Se - -- [5 es \ i 3 3 cr' 'MUTT AND JEFF "There seems to be something wrong with the MUTT, T GAVE GUSTIIE] | AND THEN TO \] S0TRENWE HAD THE] HERE - | 3 AND SE oNTEAy [Count rho \ TUL TAKE IT. BA 8) CD Reon PIFTY DOLLARS CORNER BEFORE iio Nis Lyin . ; \ : y Dore ARS -t y a 16 Wilwood Two Drills joins Aquarius hawk in the Night GEORGE CHAPMAN : & COMPANY This property is in the Long Lac Camp some 170 miles north-east of Port Arthur. ed a short distance north of the Little Long Lac Mine; its joining neighbors are Mines), quette, Lafayette and Lac are arranging a diamond drilling contract, and that work will be underway days. In view of the favorable geolo- gical conditions disclosed from recent diamond drilling by Mar- is regarded with great interest and expectation. GEORGE CHAPMAN & COMPANY 200 BAY ST., TORONTO Lafayette Long Lac An excellent prospect, in our opinion. It has good neigh- bors, Charles Long Lac and Marquette Long Lac... Fa- vorable drilling results on Charles Long Lac would mean much to Lafayette. Recent Geological disclos- ures indicate that Lafayette ground has most favorable geological conditions. Lafavette owns a very sub- stantial holding of shares in Marquette Long Lac. To sum up -- AN ENCEL- LENT PROSPECT. Map on Request GEORGE CHAPMAN & COMPANY 200 BAY STREET, TORONTO TOVARICH- LARDER Located in Hearst, and McElroy Townships, in Jwo closely adjoining groups, totalling over 800 acres. The East boundary of the Tovarich properties is less than a mile West of the Town of Larder Lake. Dia- mond Drilling proceeds; -- and will be going on for some months. Latest word indicates that favorable Porphyry has al- ready been encountered. Im- portant vadues may be ob- tained at any time. The main "Larder Lake Break,' as reported by Gov- ernment Blue Books, is lo- cated on Tovarich ground. We suggest that buying of Tovarich shares is an oppor- tunity; and suggest purchas- ing "before the news". and while the price is still low. GEORGE CHAPMAN & COMPANY 200 BAY ST., TORONTO now working from the Ice. Wilwood ad- and Gold- Hawk Lake area of East Porcupine. 200 BAY STREET, TORONTO ES ilk 'A}t}bhb) LI Issued Capital -- 910,651 Shares Little The Charles Long Lac is locat- ad- Nordarm (controlled by Northern Canada Mar- It is reported that Charles Long! within 30 quette and Lafayette, this work! McVittie i i ] i i ' i f i - Pelungio | Larder Issued Capital, 2,210,005 Shares This large property of 19 claims, at present inactive, extends from 1,600 feet east of Kerr-Addison's east point, to the Quebec boundary. Chesterville adjoins and, lies between Kerr-Addison Pelangio; and is driving north east on its 1,600 foot level. This drive is ap- proaching a parallel position to the Pelangio boundary. We expect to hear favorable news on this Chesterville de- velopment at an early date. Pelangio has quick assets consisting of Cash, Bonds, and immediate marketable Securities totalling $42,- 500.00. GEORGE. CHAPMAN & COMPANY 200 BAY ST, TORONTO and. oad WE rt Pi, re pk WRG] 4 3 Pr" = ET A » n ve La po Fr 2g ATR me Ce 2a br % PAT " Hp a