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5 4 . b. There's Really No nl Cure For Golf \ A recent news story stated that the wife of a well known golf pro- fessional was suing for divorce be- cause the game took him away from home so much. : Commenting on the story, one daily suggests that it would be un- fortunate to let golf break up an otherwise happy marriage; and it presents what it considers a way to cure the golf addict of his obsession, It is for the wife to go out to play with her husband--and"to make a nuisance of herself by humming a little tune when he is preparing to make a shot, systematically topping .or slicing her ball, losing it in the rough and in every possible way re- laying him on the round until in sheer disgust he will quit the game. In the alternative, if he refuses to play with her, the suggestion is that she organize a foursome with some of her non-playing friends, start out just ahead of his party and refuse to let them through, * Well, that might work with some unfortunate henpecked apology for a man; but our own notion is that it would work with reverse English, For unless it is caught in the very earliest stage there is no cure for golf. Any woman who tried that sort of obstruction would, we fear, ~*" soon find herself excessively disliked by her "worser half". He would _--" hardly resort to violence; but he would take refuge in guile and de- ception. As soon as he 'got wise" to her little scheme he would sneak his clubs out of the house and hie him away to another course where he could be reasonably sure of not: being followed. And, being denied the pleasure of telling friend wife all about the wonderful drive he got at the 10th and his marvellous re. covery from the bunker at the 15th and all the rest of it--talking about it is half the fan of golf--he would develop an ingrowing grouch which would be more than liable to break up the happy home. But could a woman carry a scheme like that through? We doubt it. If she had any pep at all she would not be satisfied to be a hope- less dub; she would catch the fever and work her hardest to improve her game, so that hubby would not mind playing with her. No; there is no real cure for golf, The .nearest to it is a baa case of chronic arthritis, --- Dentist -- You needn't open your mouth any wider. When I pull your tooth I expect to stand outside, E BLUEBELL BINDER TWIN M anufacturer' s Prices Finest Quality 600 and 650 foot grade, Large or Small Balls. 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A fly was walking with her daugh- ter on the head of a man who was - "How things change, my dear," she sald, "when I was your age, this was " Busy Man -- Young man, my time is worth $10 an hour, but I'll give Young -salesman -- In cash, sir? Life is: like a journey taken on a With a stranger passenger at each I may sit beside you all the journey Or I may sit elsewhere, never know- But it fate decree that I sit by your Let's be pleasant travelers, for it's so * Man -- I'm sorry, but I made it a It ruins Friend -- That's 0.K. But we were close The fabled goose that laid the gold- en egg, got killed, but the stork con- tinues to do business unmolested. Polite Waitress -- Lovely. weather Absent-minded Patron -- All right, In Manhattan, New York, annually there are approximately 44,199 births, 37,616 marriages and 32,123 deaths. ta good- -will ointment 'and not quite s¢* much make things run a lot smoother in this old world. Boarder -- We've had chicken four This Boarder -- "Oh, it was the same The man who does his best today will be a hard man to beat tomor- Most lawyers you see with the in- formatjon you want at their fin-or tips are thumbing a volume in the It is too bad so many people give up dancing after they are married. That's about the only times they put "their arms around each other. First Office Boy -- The boss called - First Office Boy -- Tho boss had a dispute with his general manager as to who was leading the league just Diner -- Waiter, I want fresh eggs Waiter -- Yes, sir. We have some Time {s- one of the most precious most people Twins were born on a farm of Wat- son brothers, near Conrich, Alta. The proud mother is a Percheron mare. average about one in 10,000, livestock records For the fourth year in succession, a car powered by a four cylinder engine won the American -racing classic at Indianapolis, at the rate of 113.580 miles per hour for the 500 miles. The second winning car in this race was similarly powered; the third tar had an eight cylinder engine. The real importance of these wins is the stam- ina and durability over the competing six and eight cylinder cars. These qualities can be readily seen when the Willys 37 engine fs studied against other engines of similar capacity, Fg 7 Te! 2 Hs : 2 ME SMARTRESS, be 4 TORONTO, 759 ! De Luxe DELIVERED uipmens PRICE $ . UP Ei tw Terms as low as + + $189.00 down and $27.00 monthly _. Train 'Bros. Limited 863 BAY STREET phic RA. 2119 Willys \Distributors ad Willys Used Car Lot--1153.55 Bay St. RA. 7000 A (Ontario Dealer Franchises Available) FA aR « 4 brother to every Contests in bridge building and tent- pitching were competition items of a Brantford District Bdy Scout Jam- béree. The bridge-building contest was won by the 7th Brantford (Saint Jude's) Troop, and the 10th Troop proved the speediest in erecting the tent, A Northern Ontario country boy ac- cldentally wounded by a gun-shot bled to death because no one knew how to apply a tourniquet. The average Boy Scout knows all about such First Aid, and one on the scene probably could have saved this boy's life. Which in. dicate the desirability of having all lads enrolled in an organization that provides this necessary training, -- The Peel Gazette," * Continued evident of the practical practical value of the Boy Scout train- ing has recently brought the gift of Headquarters. Building to Scouts in three Ontario towns. A new clubhouse for the Scouts of Parry Sound was re- cently opened by His Worship Mayor Jackson and members of the town council, the building in Agricultura Park having been given the Scouts by the Council, At Sarnia Mrs. W. J. , Hanna presented a frame building at SCOUTIN q Here \ There .. Every where . "TN Elgin Street for use as a Headquar- ters for the Local Boy Scouts Assocla- tion, to be known as Coronation Hall. At Tillsonburg the. Bell Telephone Company were the donors of a build- ing on the condition that the Scouts removed it to a site given by Miss Cora Anderson. The structure was frame, with a brick veneer, . The thrifty Scouts negotiated a sale of the bricks, and at once began stripping them off. When presenting a large Union Jack to the town of Brampton at a meeting of the town council, Mis. M. Sharpe, Regent of Peel Regiment Chapter I. 0. D. E, paid a tribute to the loyal services rendered by the Boy Scouts in each day raising and lowering the flags for several years, The new flag is presented the town each year by the 1.O.D.E. Following the example of Scout Re- forestration Work carried out for some years at Angus, Ont., the Scouts of Fort Erie this spring planted 700 young saplings near the Scout Cabin on Ridge Road, and the Boys of the 1gt. Beamsville Trcop planted 600 trees in *he game preserve south of that town. Social Credit Theory. Mr. Social Credit Leaders G. L. MacLachlan, chairman of Alberta's Social Credit Board is shown above -at left as he arrived on the Cunarder Auranmma, with G. F. Powell, personal representative of Major Douglas, founder of the Powell said that he was certain that Social Cred:t should be brought into being in Alberta. (By Rusticus, in the Stratford Beacon-Herald.) Horses like men, get old. No one would expect an old man to be able to keep up his end of the day's work as casily as a young man. Nor ean we expect an old horse to pull the plow up and down the field with quite the speed and keenness of a five-year-old. Just as age creeps upon a man and weakens him long ere he is quite ready to admit that he is getting old, so age comes to our horses while we still think there should be a few good years left in them: + During the winter one of the older horses on the farm came to the end of the numbér of days that were al- lotted to him. Two more of the farm horses are getting to be very near the same age, and a day's work tells on them to a far greater extent than it does on the younger animals, At best it will be only a few more years till they, too will have reached the end of their period of labor. On farms where no colts are raised the death of .one horse usually means the purchase of another and younger one to take his place, Reasonably sound and typy horses are in good demand and good prices are realized on this class of stock. In theory at least it should-be a good policy to raise a few colts to replace the worn out animals, In fact, if colts are regularly raised there ought to be a horse to sell every year or so, and none of the animals need be kept un- til old age weakens and finally kills them, * * » Now mind, that is all theory. It doesn't take into account the number of colts that will for some reason or other, not survive those first trying 45-Foot Cruiser For Sale New Chrysler 6-Cylinder Mar. ine Engine with V Type drive. Straight run boat with bunks for five people. Will carry more than thirty passengers. Boat in first class condition. Fully equipped with Toilet, Radio, Refrigerator, Cupboards, etc. Price -- $1,500. KENNEDY & MENTON 421 College St., Toronto Raising Colts Is No Cinch As Luck Plays A Big Part days of colthood. Raising a colt, as we understand it, is a very different matter from raising a calf. The birth of a foal is a real event on farms where they are raised. Per- haps that is because farmers are more attached to their horses than to any other class of stock they keep. This spring it was necessary for us to buy another horse. Realizing that in a few more years other horses must be replaced, we decided to find out if raising our own work horses would work out in actual practice as in-foal mare was therefore purchas- ed and a week or ten days ago, she presented us with what promises to be a fairly good colt. This youngster is the first foal to be born on this farm in the last 30 years. Normally the foal should grow and in two or three years become a valy- able work horse. That is according to theory, but theory doesn't take into consideration the diseases and accidents that may be visited upon a farm horse of the youngest genera- tion. . Today though she is a play- some colt, that shares the box stall with her mother or gallops round while the mare is out on grass a few hours' each day, up to date the ex- periment is 100 per cent successful, * * LJ When you buy a horse you can al- ways ask the previous owner what he calls it, for a horse must have a name. With the foal you raise one has the privilege of picking a name. Now a horse does not want a big family name, Something short and easy to say is far more appropriate, Some horses are inclined to be a bit lazy at times and the driver may feel inclined to give them a yell, At such times a short name like "Mike," "Bill" or "Tom" comes in very nice. If the teamster is inclined to do a of "cussing" should one of the plow steam step over the traces, he does Not want to 'be bothered with a "sissified" name, So here we are right up against a brand new experiment, as far as this farm is concerned, and since wo bought that brood mare we have re- Issue No. 26--'37 C--1 attractively as it does in theory, An deh advice about rafsing ¢ity man starting out @ general opinion seems re is a good deal of luck ed 10 the business, Everyone réises the opinion, that it pays to ; "providing you have In the next year or two we to find out if we have any k" in raising our own work horses, Weird Collection Shipped to C.N.E. Zoo There is now being assembled in Georgetown, Demerara, South Amer- ica, a large consignment of strange animals and birds for the children's zoo at the Canadian National Exhi- bition. Native hunters and trappers have been engaged for months in the rounding up of the collection. It will clude giant ant-eaters, jaguars, tapirs, many specimens of gaily plu- maged birds and a wide variety of reptiles, A feature of the collection that promises to "steal the show" as far as the children are concerned is a shipment of tiny marmosets, smallest of the monkey family. The cousign- ment comes in compliance with the request of William Charles, Canad'an representative of Booker Bros. & Me- Connell, Limited, of aeorgetown. After the Exhibition the animals and birds will find a home in the River- dale Zoo. The Empire's Way Another coronation visitor from South Africa belongs in a different. class from King Yeta IIT of Barotse- land. He is General J. B. M. Hert- zog, Prime Minister of the Union of South Africa. He seems to le en- joying himself greatly in the picture with George VI and 4 couple of other Prime Ministers, Ctanley DI ldwin and Maclenzie King, all in civilian mornine dress. Thirty-five years ago, mere or less, ieneral Hertzog, at the head of a Boer commando, was doin his Lest to make himself disacreeable to George VI's great-grandmother, Vie- tor'a, and her son and successor, 1d- ward VII. The best British Prime Ministers that South Africa has pro- duced got their start in life fighting the British Empire ang almost fiaht. ing it to a standsti'l; ie General Smuts. After the var General Hert- zog went nto politics ana continued to make himself dizazreecable as the leader of the Nation-l:st opurosition, But time has been known to work wonders and the British Fimire has a way with it.--New York Times, Tcn of Pancreas Foy Cnze Pound of Insulin TORONTO.--The chemical process by which a ton of beef bapcereas is transformed into a pound of insulin, invaluable in the treatment of dia. betes, was described by D. A. Scott of the University of Toronto befogp the American Institute of Chemical Engineers in convention here. Insulin has been a household word since'-1922, when it was discovered by Sir Frederick G. Banting and Dr. C. H. Best, University of Toronto researchers. D'abetes sufferers in al] it, but the substance must pass rig- orous tests before it leaves the Jab. oratory for distribution, My. Scott exxplained. In 100-pound lots, pancreas from freshly killed beeves is minced and put through ga purifying process. The purified insulin is dissolved and sterilized in a gold-plated filter which prevents a metallic contamination, |--The potency of the insulin solution is measured by the reactions of rab- bits and mice inoculated with ijt. Still more tests follow and the n- sulin is passed upon by a committee where the tests are dupl'cated. Bulk insulin is diluted to the desired strength and the solution is again filtered and assayed. It is then filled into hard glass vials, tested for steril- ity once more and is finally ready for distribution. The Skunk as a Pet «+. And the skunk, whatever his virtues, is not just the kind of a pet one would like to have running around the garden, He is reputed, among other things, to be a great raider of chicken-coops. It is with his bad habits, not his virtues, that we have unfortunately become familiar in this province, At the last session of the Legislature there was a somewhat heated debate as to whether the Minister of Agri- culture was not being "gypped" in paying the provincial bounty on skunk snouts bootlegged in from the other provinces, This was a question affecting sole- ly the value received from the money expended. Nobody suggested that the bounty should be abolished for the skunk's benefit, -- Charlottetown Guardian. Nice Headwork When two Philadelphia reporters were recently caught in a wholesale raid of a night club, they whipped out their pencils, showed ther police cards and convinced the cops they were only covering the event. win parts of the world are weated with There's OGDEN'S in the air/ ! < iNo mistaking that "something In the air' when you light up the cigarette Poe rolled wit den's Fine Cut. agiance that lingers like a soothing melody -- sweet and satisfying from ginning to end. You'll realize what gden's can do when you roll it with the best papers, !'Chantecler" or "" Vogue." --And there's a bigger 15c. package now | = Arousing Child's LL » Interest in Work ['s Cre of the Many Duties Por- ents Muct Undertake To get children to tackle a job often takes all the iugenuity the notier can summon, not because they are children, Lt because they are hurcan, and for c¢oeiyiehild wno Lates to piteh in, the as Lis coun- terpart in the adult voreld, There are two kinds of work, the routine occupations of daily hie that Lecome secon! nature and requ ore no particular shove, and the extoa- routine tashs that take will and de- termination, . Now, all children will do the for- res rather willingly, according to toninine. Nothin becomes routine, cr habit, unless repeated until it be- comes part of life. Dut the trouble wth thie exceptional job is legion. School, errands and a few casy chores comprise the child's usual program. Such things are good for him, for otherwise, he woull never establish any work habit at all. Ile is" likely, however, to consider iy added task outside of his expected responsibilities an imposit on. There are several ways of gett ng round his prejudice, but each mother will have to study her child's dis- position and reach deep into his in- terest and emotional make-up, - Scadding's Nerve When it comes to "nerve", Alfred Seadding, survivor of the memorable Moose River mine rescue, may be resarded as exceptional. Notwith- standing his experience at Moose River, Scadding celebrated the first anniversary of his rescue by going down 1,200 feet in a coal mine at Steilarton, N.S. and never batted an eyelash. -- Brocivlle Recorder and Times. first. Classified "Advertising AGENTS WANTED \ JE STILL, HAVE A FEW VACANCIES : left. You can make pod money too, selling motor oils, tractor oils, machine oils, greases and roofing cement in your locality, Write Warco Grease and Ol Ltd., Toronto. 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Barred Rock I's Setting Record | Maine Hen Lays 208 E-gs in Seven Months NEW YORK. -- The glare of the spotlight obscures all things outside its range, and J. A. Hanson's White Leghorns have fixed the attention of the poultry world 'on the central New York laying contest this season, with: = i A the ten birds showing a score of 1, 902 eggs In seven months; yet the poultry press is headlining a single Barred Plymouth Rock hen this month, because she has moved se- dately, like any Plymouth Rock, to the top line of the individual scores for all the official national tests in Ameri. ca. - This history-making Plymouth Rock in the Maine State contest, very pro-- perly hails from Massachusetts and belongs to the famous Weber Duck Farm at Wrentham, familiar to thous- ands of motor tourists. The Webster pen of Barred Rocks holds first place In the Maine test, with 1,873 eggs and 1,853 points, and the top hen's indiv- Idual score fs 208 eggs and 234 points, Ran "Egg and Egg" For two months she tied the nation. al score running "egg and egg" with a R. I. Red hen in the Connecticut test, but in April she forged ahead, and got the lead; and 'way out in Texas a White Leghorn hen slipped past the Red hen by 85-100 of a point. The Texas Leghorn's score is now 208 eggs, 221.85 points, and the Red hen running third has 202 eggs, 221 points. The seventh-month review of all the contestants shows the ten highest-scoring individuals, by breeds in the following order: Barred Rock in Maine, White Leghorn in Texas; R. T Red in Connecticut, Leghorn in western New York, New Hampshire Red in Maine, R. I. Red in New York, two Leghorns in central New York, R. I. Reds in Pennsylvania and Maine, } The alceady world-famous Hanson Leghorn pen from Corvalis, Ore., now leads the world at the Central New York test, with a score of 1,902 eggs, 1,994.55 points, while the score of the Dieyden Poultry Farm pen, in second place, ot the Western New York test is 1,803 ees, 1,889.70 points. In mass foriaation the White Leghorn - "erg machines" generally prevail, but this year the ten highest pen scores for the whole covntry show five Leshorn teams, four of Rhode Island Reds and one of Barred Rocks -- the Weber Duck Farm team, with the champion hen holding fifth place. ' No Legal Marria~e A Princeton etymologist has ar'sen to supply the word "ain't" with a pedigree and so restore it to the ranks of linguistic respectability -- {--thé¥eby carning (2long with a bit of publicity) the gratitude of all »hase vouthful tongues once struggled be- tween the parental frown and' the "demands of easy and natural ex- pression. At the cost of how much suffering did most of us learn to say "Am I not a good boy?" and to how many does it sound naturally upon the tongue even now? But "ain't", we are informed, "is not necessarily illiterate," and at worst is no more than loquial, "like "shan't," which to many an ear is almost a nice nellyism. "Ain't" is rescued from its low "estate by tracing it back to fog honest erandparents. "Am not" and "is. not" produced "ain't"; at tho same time "have not" and 'has not" produced "hasn't" (or "hain't"), and it was:by the union of the two chil- dren that the contemporary "ain't" was born. Thus, provided one accepts the en- mar- legiti- "Ure legality of these several riages, "ain't" becomes the . mate inheritor of all varieties of its modern vulzar usage. Not only may one say "Ain't T doing well?" Une may continue: "Ain't it the tuth? I ain't seen anything to the: contrary, and he ain't ¢'ther," without straying - beyond the bounds of the collokuial - at worst. Perhaps, but contemplat- ing these sentences, ones does en- tertain some doubts about the mar- riage ceremonies.--New York Herald Tribune. . Jean Harlow Eight years ago she was a school- girl in the Middle West. The other day her death was the biggest news of the day--biggest in the sense that it interested the most people. Few, perhaps, would say that she was a great actress, Her sudden rise to fame and wealth was due not to extraordinary talent but to extraor- dinary hair. Because wf her, every city, town and village $n America had its "platinum blondes." Yet it would be unkind and untrue to deny her credit for what she did achieve. In a field where many aspire and few succeed she succeed- ed. If the standards by which suec- cess in that field is measured are not all that philosophers think they ought to be, it is fair to remember that she did not sect those standards, Her "public" --which seemed to have 'included most of us--set them, and rewarded her because she met thew, ™ Friend -- Did some one throw en ax at you? Man -- No, I just got a hair cut. Friend -- Well, sit higher in the chair nexc time, \