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: A ' J . en BO vr - A ~ ey Producers' Teacher--"Robert, if you are ial- ways very kind and polite to (all your playmates, what will they think of you?" Robert--+"Some. of em would think they eould lick me!" = °° : \Chaylady "(observing artist's small son drawing pictures)--*I do think Lionel', clever, mum, He must have inhaled it from his father," Girl (to kennel-man)--"When you sold me this dog you said it would grow into a magnificent Russian *% wolf-hound."- Kennel-Man--"Can I help it if the Five Year Plan failed?" In a court there is a suit pending. Eagle Land Company vs. Buzzard, in ejectment. It seems that ' the Eagle did .not appreciate the Buz- zard roosting on his land. : Parson--My fren's, I'se got a call to another church, Deacon -- How much more does you-all get? ; Parson--Three hundred: dollahs, ~ Deacon--You should be more. con- spicuous in your language, Parson. You-all hasn't had a call, a-tall, you has had a raise. Professor (to mother of freshman) --Your son has a great thirst for knowledge. Where does he get it? Mother--He gets "the knowledge | from me and the thirst from his father. There are men who make their fortunes, 'talking, But, the average man would do better to listen -- if | he'll be careful not to believe tqgo much that he hears. , Mike sent 'his city friend Jerry a ae crate of chickens. Mike--Did you get the chickens? Jerry--Some- of them. After I' gol them from the station théy got out of the crate and I was two 'hours scouring the neighborhood, and then I only caught ten. Mike--Sh-sh, Jerry, not so loud. I only sent you six. The radio is a funny thing. The jokes the radio comedians use last longer than the comedians do. Customer -- Give me four pork| chop sandwiches to take out. Counter: man . (calling to kitchen) less up four grunts to go walk- 2. FINAL THOUGHTS--These days men find themselves in hot water a lot oftener than Saturday night. .-. It's hard to blame women for cry- "ing. It usually gets them what they want. . . . There is not going to be very much high stepping until we get- back on our feet. . . . The life of a- popular song nowadays is only two months. After that a crooner is sure to find it. . . . Gangsters--are finding that crime doesn't pay any better than farming. It was a fairly busy time in the outfitting department when a little boy entered and 'approaching the counter asked the: clerk for a "soft man's collar." The 'clerk smiled and the customers laughed. Pointing to his own collar, which happened to be soft one, the clerk said: Clerk--You mean one like sonny?. °° Youth--No, I want a clean one. this, { Bee-keeper, By Touch Seventy-year-old- J. R. Street is a beekeeper of Maple Ridge, in the Fraser valley of British (Columbia, His bee farm is go efficiently run that the smembers of 'the B.C, Hon- . Association hold demonstration meetings there when - Mr, Street instructs his competitors in the technique of the business. Armed with only a light switch to warn him of any object left by chance in his path, Mr. Street wanders all over 'his ;apiary 'and "feels" how the bees are getting along. He can tell, if the bees have enough to eat, if their honey. is ready to be taken away, or if they are troubled by disease. When a hive is infected with foul brood, he collects the bées 'carries them some distance' into the woods, and destroys them, all without outside assistance, Aid To The Newspapers As a matter of fact, in the way of enlightenment. and public. education, the radio is an elemental aid to the newspapers. In considerable rmeas- ure,it stimulates demand and read- ing of newspapers, which will al- ways contain the power of the print- ed as against the spoken word. --St. Catharines 'Standard, : ' "The first basic constructive thing to do is to provide, not insurance in case of unemployment, but em- ployment assurance."--@derard Swope, , ek Sn AR ESA NR Ml NO, aT - YS ORGAN «AT. 756 YEARS Takes'Kruschen to Kee "'Rbeumatism Away Writing to tell how she keeps her activity, this' wonderful old woman states: -- "My hands were becoming 80 crippled that I had to give up piano and. organ tively gave up knitting. 1 have been using Kruschen Salts for nearly two years, and am very pleased with the result. Last Apgust 1 played two church services on the organ, and hope to do so again this August. My Ys are nearly straight, and quite. supple, and I am To. 1 have recommended = Kruschen Salts to many. people."--A. A, C. : The, six. mineral salts of Kruschen have a direct effect upon the whole bloodstream, neutralizing uric afid, which: is ~the recognised cause of rheumatism. They also restore the eliminating organs to proper work ing order, and so prevent constipa- tion, thereby checking the further formation of uric acid and other kody poisons which undermine the health, N "The upward movement after a slump comes largely through = new activity in the construction and buil- ding industries."--Sir Arthur Salter, "Neither national boundaries nor salt water change the plain rules of arithmetic,"--Samuel Crowther," "FIRST, MOTHER Before You Give Your Child an Unknown Remedy to Take Every day. unthinkingly. mothers take the i of unqualified persons -- instead of their doctors' -- on remedies for their children. "If they knew what the scientists know. they would never take this chance. Doctors Say PHILLIPS? For Your Child When it comes to the frequently-used milk of magnesia," doctors, for over 50 years. have said "PHILLIPS' Milk of Magnesia -- the safc remedy fof your child." : ' emember this -- And Aiways Sa "Phillips'" When You Buy. our child deserves it; for your own peace of mind. see that you get it -- Gen- uine Phillips' Milk -of Magnesia. Also in'Tablet Form: Phillips' Milk of Magnesia Tab- tes Svarwhare Each tvs s ere, wletis the pd 4h bk oF fiasry a teaspoonful of Gen. 0 vine Phillips' Milk of Magnesia. ETEETHING FEVER ~ Relieved/ 'Mrs.. Edward James' baby: had two teeth when less than three months old, Bhe writes: 'He has 18 now and I oan truthfully .say that giving'him Baby's Own Tab- lets while cutting his teeth keps him fit and well', Teething is a restlces feverish time for babies but the little one can always be soothed and the fever reduced by ving sweet, safe Baby's Own 'ablets, Very easy. to: take, no alter effects, Falco everywhere, ECREE 120 ing--and almost en-| SCOUTING | Here * There "Everywhere A brother to every other Scout, without regard to race or creed An impromptu debate on the question, "Resolved, that a fathom line is of greater use than the Scout stave," proved the feature of a social evening of, the 1st Niagara onthe-Lake Troop, held in historic old Navy Hall. Six 'Sea Scouts argued, and the "fathom line" won by a point, « eo 0 A mothers' Nnight was made a big event by the 118th Toronto (Eglington United Church) Troop. The mothers were shown just what happens at a Scout meeting, and to such good effect that later a Mothers' Auxiliary was organized. * * LJ] The presentation of 40 Scout Pro- ficiency Badges by Ontario Provin- cial Commissioner W, J. Cairns, marked the annual banquet of the 107th Toronto (Grace Church-on- Hill) Troop. L J LJ LJ A telephone rally scheme of the 6th Hamilton Troop, brings the boys together for any emergency in a very short time. Patrol I.eaders are the key men. ¢ 0 The Humane Society of Edmon- ton, Alta, has offered to train '| Scouts in the care of animals. Those passing an examination will qualify for the Scout "Friend to Animals" Proficiency Badge. . * LJ] Some 700 persons sat down to the annual banquet of the Toronto Scout Association, and heard an ad- dress by ex-Mayor W. J. Stewart. Mr, W. H. J. Tisdale was elected President of the association for 1935. [J J * When Scout Alex Gordon of Sask- atoon, hreke his arm, while hiking, Scout Kenneth Campbell set it in a temporary splint. The doctor later declared the setting to be the best example of amateur first aid he had ever seen. * * Uniformed Scout ushers for the recent Zionist convention in To- -------------- = =n "body, under their Cubmaster - ronto, were supplied by the 59th To- ronto (Hebrew) Scout Troop. , 0» Selected Patrol Leaders will as usual act as ushers at the opening of the Ontario Provincial Parlia- ment. * * @ The Cubs and Scouts of the T4th Toronto Group (Chalmer's Presby- terian) have been allotted a: gection of the church galley, and are en- couraged to attend services in a and Scoutmaster. ~ Atténdance "points" are credited in the pack and troop competitions. * * ¥ijian Boy Scouts at the recent Australian .Jamboree presented Lord Baden-Powell 'with a -whale's tooth. Scouts from Malaya gave him a blow-pipe and a water buffalo horn. * LI » . At the annual meeting of the Scout Association of New Bruns- wick, a Medal of Merit was present- ed to the Rt, Rev. E. A. LeBlanc, D.D., Bishop of Saint John. The medal was a recognition of his promotion of Scouting in the church- es of his diocese, and arranging for the attendance of student priests at the Gilwell Scout training camps. LJ L I The 11,000 Scouts who participat- ed in the Australian Jamboree, com- prised boys from twenty-three dif- ferent countries or parts: of the British Empire. Europe was repres ented by contingents from England, Scotland, Ireland, Belgium, France and Hungary. The East sent Scouts from India, Ceylon, Malaya, Dutch East Indies and. Japan. The West was represented by Scouts from Can. ada and the United States. * L * The Boy Scouts of Portugal, have awarded the Cross of Merit to Mr, Hubert Martin, C.V.0., C.B.E., Dir- ector of the Boy Scouts' Internation- al Bureau, London, in recognition of his services to Portuguese Scouts, especially the Scouts of Madeira. WAR A NECESSITY English Scientist Holds Man Is Not Naturally Warlike It. is part of the militaristic and Fascist creeds -that man is a fighting animal fundamentally no different from any. savage, a ereature: whose natural combativeness must find an outlet in war. Heredity being what it is, it follows that to civilized man of today war is a biological and psychological necessity. 'How sound is this logic? The world is still full of savages. They ought to exhibit all the pugnacity and, aggressiveness inseparable from a civilized nation striving by force of arms to achieve what its leaders conceive to be its manifest destiny. Dr. Gregory Bateson of St. John's College, Cambridge, England, holds that it is time for us to study the psychology of primitive, existing tribes and to discover if possible whether or not our ancestors were forever on the warpath, or, for that. matter, especially savage. The Ara- pesh of New Guinea, the Sulka, the Zuni of Mexico. are "almost entirely non-aggressive," In fact, Dr. Bate- son finds that post savage peoples have amalgamated war with their culture, so that fighting is governed by a series of rules like those ofia football game. The Zulus and the Lae Wamba of New Guinea -are among the very few savages known I FIGHT GERMS, TMVITAMIN A, Vitamins A and D, abundantly found in Scot ' Emulsion; bolster up tired, tee re bod bg restoring. vitality and. strength. But Emulsion gives you more :- Emulsification--the ~ minute breaking up of the particles--making easier digestibility, Yet liver oil are lost. One of the PLUS values you get only in for quicker assimilation none of the virtues of pure c Scott's Emulsion, scot "The Lift" -and Energy of Cod: Liver:0il PLUS 1 BUILD BONES, I'TMVITAMIN DO. HEALTH LSTRENGTH DEPEND Scott's y { P 'farmer, and far beneath his f° . to ethnology who fight somewhat after the European fashion. Culture and Warfare From all this Dr. Bateson con- cludes that "we cannot ascribe Eu- ropean warfare directly to man's innate aggressiveness." He sees some cultural factor at work "which effectively determines whether a community shall ~ habitually - fight and what sort of fighting it shall have." How far behavior patterns are in- sherited no one knows, It is certain that our savage ancestors were both assertive and submissive. No one can tell which of these two urges, or instincts, is dominant in peace or war. Or, as Dr. Bateson puts it: "In peacetime either or both of these may be expressed in digging potatoes or in selling stocks and shares; and in the World War there were as many men whose submiss- iveness, willingness to die gamely, led them to the business of killing as there. were men whose assertive- ness led them to the business of be- ing killed." Yet Bateson is no pacifist. He thinks that children should be pro- tected from fear. "But how are we to achieve this if: we behave as if we were afraid, ourselves, of pre paring for war?" 'Electric Tickler Speeds Up Cows (London Times) The day has gone by for hitting cows yesounding thwacks on their large, plane surfaces. These relics of pastoral man are all very well in comic strips and synthetic animals films; but in real life it is beneath the dignity of the modern organized good nature, to strike these fairly dumb animals instead of making use of the latest improvements of science, The farm of tomorrow will. have no, sticks, but it will have the elec- tric tickler--for use when a cow stays overlong by a gate in pensive mood, wondering if she' is morally justified in yielding milk without a w= Does Not Blister cold on the chest apply a Mecca Poultice with the addition of mustard, The remy ae "ei phot Gu relief, | Full directions in each package. 38 Issue No. 7--'35 a SS struggle and without whether the milk will go to strength- en a charming and virtuous human being or a vile rogue. Then electricity will give its gentle but unmistakable reminder that.the world's work must be carried on, Human beings are continually roused from their reveries by elec- tricity, and there is a patent sense in which the telephone ig but an- other form of electric tickler, and so are all bells. It has been excellently observed that nothing would astonish the early Vietorians more than to have been told that a few decades would see their sons or grandsons, whatever their wealth and importance, running to answer bells, even®in the middle of their meals, like footmen; and yet the telephone has had no difficulty in thus levelling up humanity. } So there can be no question about treating cows in a derogatory man- 'ner; indeed, the electric tickler will combine many of the costly advan- tages of electric treatment, It will make them a little more spry, and taking them all in all they could do with it. Who can tell--certainly the best statistics cannot--the harm done to farming by the melancholy and vague eyes of cows? The townsman, whose vote is so numerous, is easily led into thinking farmers must be slow: witted and obstinate because they hob-nob so much with cows and sheep, whose expressions do not inspire con- fidence, If the stock farm animals had been more resolute and active in mien, the'long sacrifice of agriculture might never have been so commonly accepted. No one again can measure, though docile research students across the Atlantic will probably be sent to try, how far the new respect for agri- culture owes its rise to the new mechanization of the farm. Visitors who see dairies in which the machinery is not only compli- cated but electrical and so perhaps lethal, go away in a chastened and less -arrogant frame of mind, prepar- ed to believe that the farm has the makings of a factory and so deserves legislative encouragement and re- spect. We may expect, on the analogy of what happens elsewhere, to see the Oxford Book of English Verse call- ed in by the National Farmers' Un- ion, with censure of their Oxfordshire Branch, because of the detrimental influence of the pastoral poets--Mil- ton, himself, the townsman, is among the culpable--who have made pop: ular, through their powerful medium, a view of country life which does not inspire politicans with sufficient awe. It the countryside is allowed to look in print as a rather jolly and easy-going and slow-moving place, to which city dwellers repair to refresh their energies for their daily contests with each other, few people are like- ly to be properly preoccupied with its real needs. 3 It must be shown to be a stern a factory as any, losing no tire in roundabout or zigzag walks from field to dairy or from orchard to sty, with ¢verybody intent on his job, chewing 'the cud to the latest rhythm pattern of which psychology approves } And a beginning is being made with electric ticklers, which are now established in Germany under the auspices of the Kindness "to An- imals Movement there. These tickl ers are highly recommended for cows; but there is a discreet silence ing is a skilled calling. POWER FROM SUNLIGHT Photoelectric Cells May Make It Available To Men 'A photoelectric cell is a device that converts ordinary light directly into electricity. Let the sun pour down on a collection of cells numer ous enough, and visions arise of trolley cars driven by sunbeams, of cities with electric lamps that ra diate solar energy, of industry gear- ed to the sun, The: electrical "en- gineer may not despair of realizing such dreams, Still he is discourag- ed. An efficiency of not more than 2 per cent. in thus converting light into electricity is nothing to cheer about, Dr. O. L. Inman, director of the C. F. Kettering Foundation for the Study of Chlorophyl and Photosyn: thesis in Antioch College, regards this argument with complacency. Catarrhal Deafness May Be Overcome If you have catarrhal deafness or head noises go to your druggist and get 1 oz, Parmint (double strength) and add to it 4 pint of hot water and a little sugar, Take 1 table- spoonful four times a day. This will often bring quick relief from the Uist ressing head noises. Clogged nostrils should open, breath- ing become easy and the mucous stop dropping into the throat. It is neasy to. prepare, costs little and is pleasant to take. Anyone who has catarrhal deafness or head noises should give this prescription a trial. knowing - about their effect upon bulls, Farm-|. « OK. BY ME] "Fresh and mellow, lasting, too, Dixie Plug is the smoke for you. I've tried them all and I'll agree That Dixie Plug's O.K. by mel" LARGE PLUG 20c \ i i PLUG SMOKING TOBACCO After all, what is the efficiency of the green leaf--nature's miraculous mechanism for converting the gases of the air into wheat, apples, po- tatoes, sugar and beans?" Also not more than 1 or 2 per cent. All our by an exquisite piece of machin- ery, still largely a mystery, which does its work with units (leaves) each utilizing about the millionth part of a watt--not enough to drive the buzzing apparatus of a mosquito, For her own good reason Nature distributes her - photoelectric. cells over a vast area. The thousands of leaves on an oak are parts of an astonishing engineering design. If you are ever to drive the kitchen refrigerator by sunlight it will have to be with the aid of hundreds of cells spread out over a wide area. Despite the work of Baily and others in producing sugar from nothing but gas on which ultraviolet rays fall, Dr. Inman holds that we shall never be able to dispense with nature's vegetation. We need food; way of getting it is to let sunlight synthesize sugars and starches and protiens in plants. Swift was right when he pointed out in "Gulliver's Travels" that the green cucumber stores light from the sun and that the light becomes visible by burning the pickle. He might have added that if the cucumber had been fed to a firefly the sun's light would have been released in another way. Thus considered the cow is a fine solar engine as it munches grass in a mea- dow. The number of hogs graded in Canada during the first weck of 1935 was 40,863 an increase of 2,- 443 over the corresponding week of 1934. ARE YOU MISERABLE ? PT Mrs. A. 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