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| we ~ © farm, Jobless Newspaper Men, Women Direct Welfare re Publicity Placed on Payroll of New|l Halians to Dive for Treasure : 'Of $3,000,000 in British Ship | Rome, ~--Italian divers, whose work York's Civic Works Administration Eighty newspaper men:and women of New York, until recently.unemploy- td, but now on the Civie Works: Ad- ~ ministrat'on pay roll, met ne day re- cently at the Russell Sage Foundation for the first session Ik a two weeks' training course, prior tp being assign. ed as publicity directors for groups of city health and welfare agencies. Announeing this project, Willlam Hodson, Commissioner of Wellare, who sponsored it, sald: "It has long been felt by the rank and file of social workers, by their executives and boards of directors, that there is ur- gent need of a far better understand- Ing among the public generally of what social work is, what it is not, for whom it Is intended, and for whom fit Is not intended, or how the public can co-operate with social agencies aside from contributions of funds, and of numerous other problems affecting the health and welfare agencies" of the city. "Phis need has become acute in re- cent: years because social work In some form has become the immediate need 'of more than 1,000,000 persons -who have never imagined {in other years théy would need the services, and consequently are bewildered by them." -- . . -g . Irrigation Scheme : Advocated in West Regina. --Construction of the South Saskatchewan River water project un. der a Federal works program, primar. ily as an irrigation scheme to re-estab- ligh agriculture in the drought section between Riverliurst 'and Moose Jaw was advocated by-A. Ellison Fawkes, former Moose Jaw city commissioner in-an:address here. Mr, Fawkes sald in that area where many: farms had been abandoned be- cause of drought, 10,000 families could be settled each on an irrigated 80-acre to prodiice forage crops and vegetables and raise'poultry and hogs. He estimated that the cost of the gcheme at $15,000,000, which would in. clude provision of water supply for Regina and Moose Jaw.' The farmers, \ he said, could pay rental of $3 per acre each year and tlie project would pay for. itself. _--) Xa ame Editor in Trouble They tell lots of tales on the editors but this is a new ore: The editor of a Kansas paper went to attend a " party given by one of his neighbors when just a few weeks ago the home had been blessed with a new baby. The hostess met him at the door and after the usual saluiation, he asked after . the baby's health. The lady was deaf, had a bad cold, and thinking he was asking about herself, answered that al: though she usually had one every win- ter, this. was the worst one she had ever had; it kept her awake at night ® great deal, anc at first confined her to her bed, The noticing-that the . "editor was acting very strangely she edema ' said she could tell by his looks that he, was going to have one just like her| and asked him to come in out of the draught and sit down.-- (Walkerton - Telescope). LESSEE TRO, "Prepared To Pay For Job As King of Andorra Barcelona.--An unrevealed Catal fan millionaire wants, it was report. ed recently, to be King of tiny An- dorra. A formal petition has been present. ed to the Andorra Council asking that he be made the ruling monarch, it was gald, , The millionaire. offered to bind him. self to deliver 8000,000 pesetas ($104; 000) annually to the Andorran Gov- ernment under the reported terms, It" was sald 'the reported petition had been discussed by the council, which was withholding the millionaire's name, : Andorra has an area of only 191 square miles. It boasts 5,231 citizens . living in six villages, It ig under the joint suzerainty of the French State and the Spanish Bishops of Urgal Last month, the miniature seif-gov- erning state. announced an army was being organized, It started out with 12 all ranks--gix of them officers. ; --p ae Scotland Yard in 1933 There, were 21 murders in London last year, which is about the average, and Scotland Yard pretty nearly bat- ted 1,000, observes the St. Thomas Times-Journal. Only one crime was not definitely solved. In that case a Greek was shot, and the Greek who was charged with the shooting obtain. _ed a verdict of not guilty on the 'evi- dence of ballistic experts. ~ We recall that only a few weeks ago |' + 8 New York law officer snorted con- tempt for- Scotland 'Yard, and 'said it] wasn't in it with the worl of New York detectives, How many: murders were there in New York last yéar? And how many did 'the Mew York detectives fall to solve? ' ¢ Young Lady (with hopes)--"What do you think fs the fashionable color 7 for a bride?" Male Floorwalker-- Tastes differ-- put Fahould haters white-onet | p "TONAWANDA GOLD MINES LTD. Property Adjoining Canadian Pandora, Gadilise Twp., Que, 'Write. For Full Information TONAWANDA SECURITIES CO. 1302 Concourse Building, Toronto. in hunting the treasure of the Artiglio and the Egypt made them famous, are beginning another chapter in the his. tory of romantic salvage attempts. The British government, after hav- ing believed for years that any at- tempt to salvage the precious cargo of the motor-ship Glenartney, torpeoed during the war by a German subma. rine, was hopeless, have granted the concession tg the Sorima Genoa, which recovered the gold .of the Egypt. The Glenartney was sunk off Cape Bon, not far from the Tunis coast, in 1918, while en route from Singapore to London with a cargo of rare metals, including 6,000 tons of tungsten and The Week in Science Metals of the Future--Latest Notes on Cosmic Rays" As he looks back upon the breath- less advance of scientific research in the last fifteen years Professor Colin G. Fink of Columbia University won- ders, in The. Engireering and Mining Journal, what 'th future will" bring forth. So many dire prophecies of the past have failed of fulfillment--like Sir Williane Crookes's forbodeing, at the turn of the century, of a nitrogen famine which would make it impos- sitle to grow enough wheat to feed the western nations--that, to Professor Fink, "the realization of the existence of a problem almost invariably is equivalent to a prophecy of its solu- tion." Wheceupor. he pictures a few immediate possibilities in the chemical Utopia. :Aluniinum--will 1t always be reduc- ed from bauxite, the few deposits of which are closely held? H thinks not. Norwegian electro chemists have al- ready shown that from iron ore and clay an aluminum-containing slag can be produced, and from this aluminum. But s hy not turn comnion clay (lum- mina) into aluminum? The possibil- ity looms on the horizon. There will be a tremendous boom in the use of aluminunt- when" that happens. The metal may be cheaper than steel. Bauxite properties may sell for a song. Professor Fink expects that our descendants will "listen with a smile tv an account of how thousands: of worms were carefully nurtured on mulberry leaves. in specially construct- ed houses, how these worms were 'in- duced to spin cocoons and how these cocoon. were uriwrapped, the thread forming the basis of our' entire silk industry." Rayon and similar fibres indicate what' we 'may look for. Fac- tories are already taking the place of Tomas, INDEPENDENT OF FARMS, It is equally funny to behold our- selves: raising billions of bushels of wheat and milking millions of cows to feed: ourselves. To 'Professor Fink "the actual energy) finally turned into blood and' bone; is. ridiculously. small when compared with the vast amount of energy-expended in producing these 'staple food products," He believes that before long civilization will be in: Ofer: Mepefident of the farm, the dung heap, and the cow 'for grain and milk, To him it is significan. that ethyl or grain balcohol has become » by-product of the petroleum industry, and that acetic geid, 'once 'obtained solely from na- ture's wood, now .comes from coal and limestone, which two raw materials are electrically changed into calcium carbide, and the carbide into acety- lere, acetaldehyde, acetic acid and acetone. Because he had no electric furnace, the old-time' chemist could not bring about 'such reactions. All 'that he could do'was to break down complexés. 'His successor of today builds them up. Instead of trying to/produce pure tantalum metal, for example he cre- ates tantalum compounds with new uses, One result is tantalum carbide, indispensable mow in the cutting in- dustry, 'With titanium it is the same. Not the pure metal but its compounds are now sought, Titanium pigments threaten the old -supremacy of lead paints, Even 'i metal like copper, at pres- ent indispensable in electrical appar- atug, may have to yield its place. FREE TRIAL OFFER KRU SCHEN 'have never tried Kruschen--try h NOW «at our expense, We have' SANT Er? which m a it hn Sor you, to piove our Wim or for mpany of, times a day, but on a mountain as sirailar 150 tons of the rare ataerel known as streit, The present value of this car go Is calculated at about three million dollars, _The Glenartney les in about 700 feet of water, but this does not fright. en the salvage company. Two vessels have been sent to Cape Bon, They are lying oft' the Tunis coast, and have succeeded in locating the Glenartney. The vessels are the Ipomea and the Italla, The former is about 100 feet long and the, latter, about eighty, The bottom of the sea is - muddy where the sunken vessel lies, With the diving machinery they have aboard, the divers of the Ipomea can £0 down more than 300 meters, which is considerably more than the depth at which (he Glenartney lies. Svdium: is' a Letter conductor, Pro- fessor Fink cannot help wondering whether it will not become the metal of the, electrical engineer. So with zinc; cadmium, which used to be sumething of a curiosity, is now taking its place, and cadmium is a nere by-product. But what of such one-time rarities: as indium, german. ium and gallium? They are seeking markets, A beginning has already been with with indium-plated ware. But, as in the case of tantalum and titanium, Professor Fink is inclined to think that the largest promise is held nut by compounds of gallium, in-| - dium and germanium, CHEMICAL AGE BEGINNING. "Who knows," he asks, "whether or not a compound of one or the other of these three metals will make a dye for cottons and silks that will not bleach out in the sun?" Chemists seem to have taken it for granted that dyes must be coal-tar derivatives. To Pro- fessor Fink the fast, washproof dyes are more likely to be obtained from minerals. The best blue today is arti- fecial lapis lazuli, but no one has a scientific explanation of its beauty and ils fastness. The age of chemical synthesis is only beginning, he concludes, "We rust get away from the belief that the compounds of the earth's crust are the only ones possible. With the facilities at our disposal we can, at very high témperatures, or under the'influence of very powerful electric discharges, or through the action of powerful chem- ical and physical means, bring about reactions which even nature has not troduced in the j ast." _ BURSTS OF COSMIC RAYS. Hoffman, a distinguished German physicist, discoverer that the cosmic rays do not pour in upon us steadily as light does from the sun. Some- times there are what he calls Stosse, or bursts, Others have observed these rocket-like bursts and wondered what they are and how they are caused. At gea-level they occur two or three kigh as Pike's Peak, three or four times as frequently. It is difficult to account for the bursts for the simple reason that it is impossible to see the cosmic rays as we see the light of day. It is only by their effects in and on instruments and matter that the cosmic rays are detected at all. Here Professor R. A. Millikan thinks we have a clue to the origin of the bursts. In other words, they are conditioned by the instru- ments, and nct produced by the rays in the absence of instruments. This theory he: develops in The Physical Review in an article written in collab- oration with Dr. Carl D. Anderson, discoverer of the: positron, and Dr, H. Victor Neher. In another article by Victor Neher, the statistical aspects ot Lursts are studied, with the strong presumption that we are dealing with instrumental varagies rather than something puzzling in the cosmic rays themselves. COME FROM THE BATTERY," One o: the instruments used in the study of the cosmic rays is the ele¢tro- scope. It usually consists of <two quartz fibers in a vessel, Ordinarily the fibers are held apart by.equal and electrical discharges. . The current to do this is supplied by a small battery, W!en the cosmic rays play upon such an instrument there is nc keeping the fibers apart. The rays have strong clectiical or ionizing ef- fects, It is then that physicists detect the rays, - ther influences may also cause the fibers to close--the emana- tions of radium from {he earth's rocks, for example, All these disturb-|. ing factors. must be excluded. And excluded they ara by lead shields and by controlling all known conditions. Professor Millikan and his ¢ollabor- ators are of the opinion that the bursts come not from the cosmic rays, but from 'the battery which furnishes the electricity that keeps the quartz fibers of the electroscope apart, Milli- 'kan suggests that a cosmic-ray shower hits one side of the electroscope and produces a large aumber of jons, or| wrecked atoms, Hence the bursts are "instrumental accidents" which have. "Nitle to teach aobut the mechanism os oo Of the cosmic rays themselves," sam Asa a a oo 8 theo oO 2 "Christians, Awake," was being sung as a carol, when a window was raised, and a voice said: "Go away, Ve vas not Christians, and ve was not{' asleep." Doctor--"Well, Mr, Jones, I am sor- ry to tell you that your wife's mind is completely gone." Jones--"Well, doctor, 1 am not at 'all surprised to hear that, for I've had a plece of it every day now for these last six years." * Husband--"It is a strange thing, but true, that the, biggest fools have the most beautifu] wives." His ite (pleased)--'"Oh, what a flatterer you are, darling." Another thing about nudist mar riages is the bride will never have to worry in after years about the moths getting in her old wedding gown, Junior was dejected walking home from school, and his woebegone ap- pearance attracted the attention of a kind-hearted woman who happened to . pass him on the street. Kind-Hearted Woman -- "What Is troubling you, my little man?" Junior -- "Dyspepsia, 'rheumatism, asthma and appendicitis," Kind-Hearted Woman--"Why that's absurd, How can that be?" Junior--"Teacher kept me in after school because I couldn't spell them." We must either keep step with the changing times, or be cast aside. The attémpt to hide our lack of ability to adjust ourselves to a changing world, by declaring the changes are all wrong, will never get us anywhere, Joe--"Rankin left town in debt and almost in rags, 1 understand." Sam--"Yes, hut there'll be plenty of guits waiting for him if he comes back." , By the length of time It takes some men who have been going with the girl for years, to make up their mind to propose, the girl begins to think that they are just taking up her time for the "love" of it. Spendalot--"Well, how has every- thing gone since I last saw you?" Hardup--"Everything's gone!" If a list of hdrdest jobs were made, heading it we guess would be bringing up a modern child in the way he or she should go. Headmaster--" Now we will have a little performance with the cane." Student (who had stuffed books in the seat of his trousers in readines)-- "All right, sir; I've booked my seat." The more you puff a cigar, the small- er it becomes. And it beats the dlck- ens how many men are built like cigars. "One can always borrow trouble with- out offering security in return, but the interest rate you pay is exorbitant. First Cat--"I hear you had an addi. tion to your family, Mrs. Cat; Was it a boy or a girl?" Second Cat--"Oh, just six of one and half a dozen of the other." A man is sald to have written his will on a biscuit. We suppose that at. = AFTER 50 Scott's Emulsion is "a great comfort. 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Till quite beyond repair, And through the aisles and on the steps The boards showed hard and bare, "It is too bad," the brethren sald, An effort should be made To raise an interest on the part Of the members of the Ald, The preacher's stipend was behind, The poor man blushed to meet The grocer and the butcher as They passed him on the street, But nobly spoke the brethren, "The Pastor shall be pald," We'll call upon the treasurer Of our good Ladies' Ald. "Ah, sald the men, "the way to heaven Is long and hard and steep, With slopes of ease on either side _ The path fs hard to keep, We cannot ¢limb the heights alone, |" 5 Our hearts are sore dismayed, 8 wo ne'er shall go to heaven at all Without the Ladies' Ald. Selected, -} "1s his sense of security. Misconduct Cured By Lauding Good Deeds Children Appreciate Security Therefore Stress Good Points Chicago.--"f you make a fuss over 'good behavior in a child," Dr. H, W. 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