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|: Remember : {Proposal of Marria That When a Man Asks a Girl to Pe His Wife It H.C Great Advise Dorot ' Rg Moment hy Dix in 8t Thomas Is irl's Life 5%] ie has missed the sale she expected. Then press your suit, for her self- suffiglency is a collapsed balloon and all she 7ants is a nice, broad, mas culing shoulder to weep on and a good husky man to stand between her and the world, Don't propose by letter if you can possibly avoid it, It's a cowards gesture that any red-blooded woman resents. The method is cold and business like. and lacks flavor and the per 80 touch, Besides, no woman wants a man proposing to her with rr ---------- and stutter and choke on your adam's apple and never really get out your proposition at all, A young man who is in love with a girl and wants to marry her wishes me to tell him how to pop the Suention. Well, son, it is easy enough to tell you how mot to do it, but it ia virtually impossible to tell you how to do it, because to do a really artistic job of proposing requires just the perfect conjunction of the time, the place, the girl and the mood, and nobody can foretell when the stars will fight together for you and this will happen. But 1 do implore you to put some E OSHAWA DAILY TIMES, WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 22, 1928 i f ; 3 : H z il 3 2 4 i Es E i | fit io} Es | g 1 1 I i i SEBEL Bi if vi 55 e kh i ; g = 1 E fEE% i £ : : ii f il iI ] i £ £ f 2 2 i f a £ : 3 : £ i £3s 5i% i ] £ 4 1! h £2 iz 2 3 1 4 £ z f 5 » £ £ £ t] 2 i fs she has to take because it is better than nothing under the eireum. stances, Most women burst into tears when men ask them to marry them, and the men think they are shedding tears of joy over getting such a good thing, as a husband, But in reality the women are shedding tears of rage because the men have bungled the situation and trampled all over their romantic flower beds with their great, clumsy, prosaic feet, Nine women out of ten are so en raged at the way they are proposed to his they would say "No" if they a of course, in the old days, when # suitor asked a father for his daughter's heart and hand in mar riage, there was an elegant cut-and dried formula for popping the gues- tion that was used in all our best = | Here and There nL oil ing an average of $18.70 per acre. The lowest price obtained was $7 per acre and the highest $79. Appolninent waa announced re- cen R. F., Angus to be assistant in dent of the C.P.R. Mont- are , One he Mp Lik cipally for passenger , freight and mail traffic between. Calgary and Edmonton; the other calls for lighter machines, two or three passengers, for Calgary-Edmonton and mountain flight purposes, All the way from Camrose, Alta, to Glasgow, Scotland, unaccompan- ed, a distance of approximately * 000 ik Jeon of Donald ames nine years of age. Te took the All-Red route of he C.P.R, across the ion to Sain! John, where he embarked on th liner Montelare bound for Glasgow He is visiting his aunt, who lives ir usby, Glasgow. All previous records in conneetion with the westbound movement 91 grain to Vancouver over Canadian 2acific Railway lines were broken during the first two weeks in Jan uary, according to E. Cotterell, sup rintendent of transportation, west ern lines of the company. Deliver- ies at Vancouver by the Canadian Pacific during the fortnight in ques: tion totalled approximately 22,500, A PRO-U.S. TARIFF POLICY (From Toromte Mail and Empire) Instead of continuing to play second fiddle to the most highly protected country im the world, and giving that country's indus- tries larger license op our home market, the King Government ought to have the national spirit to apply to Canada the policy that has made the United States the greatest industrial country ip the world, Way should Canada listen to economists who keep on de- nouncing tariff protection for their | owp country and at the same time surrendering their country's mar- kets to the ultra-protected United | States? It is true we export large- . ly to the United States, not be- cause that country has any partial- ity for Canadians or their pro- duets, but in apite of that coun- try's hostile tariff. Our neigh- bors buy from us only what they ole have, They paraiat In ter pol levying customs duties pious designed to exclude the staples of Canadjan production. whereas the King Government goes on opening up our market more vvidely to United States producers. The Finance Minister sounds a warning azainst over-expansion. Canada needs no such warning as long as the King Government eon- tinues in its present tariff course. Assuredly the people of Canada have confidence in their country { nrogress. and have in them the spirit of If only their Govern- ment had equal confidence in | "anada, there would be great and s71id expansion along many lines of production where there is now no better than standstill, In an address delivered some days ago hefore the Empire Club of Toron- to, Sir Joseph Flavelle comment- ed upon the fact that Canadians own $2,900,000,000 of federal, nrovinetal and mmndeipal securi- ties, that their savings. deposits mount to $1,500,000,000, that they hold $1,000,000,000 of for- e'gn securities, and that there has heen. in recent years an enormous increase in life insurance in this country. Why is al 1this Canadian E------ | Five One Dollar Bills 3 Orthoph | IN YOUR HOME Balance on Easy Monthy 1erms onic Victrola Join Our Record Club You may choose $10.00 worth of Orthophonic Victor Records Pay as you Play an 000 bushels of grain, Calgary. --Farm land values in 'authern Alberta are tending to be. me firm as the result of the serie: * good crops, and more inquiries for rm acreage have been received ir :e last few months, according tr al estate men, than in any simila 'riod jn the past five or six year:. rms offered for sale last sprin' t $15 per acre and bringing no of- rs are selling now for from $20 te '6 per acre. The demand for farm. :th for purchase and rental is de- cidedly strong. In recognition of the fine work "y officers of the Canadian Pacific Qailway and the Canadian National "wring the last summer tour of the -~cond triennial Empire Mining and fetallurgical Congress, presenia- 'ons of gold a~d enamel cuff link: we mad2 vees of ! money ke,. in liquid securities? Why is not a large proportion of it engaged in active enterprises that are producing output on 8 lar~e scale and dispensing wages to thousands of Canadian families? The answer to that question Is that the King Government's tanff families, But nowadays, when men and women work together and play together and pap is the last to hear of an engagement, every man has to be his own love-maker and frame up his own proposal, Now, as 1 said in the beginning, there is no hool of corr d that can teach a man how to pro- pose, The most that any one can do for him is to hang out a few red danger signals, and one of the first of these warnings is against popping the question in the wrong place. Don't, for instance, pop the ques tion to a girl in a restaurant over roast beef, medium rare, and mash- ed potatoes, You may think that you have made a great approach and that when you say: "Mary, how would you like always to sit across a table from me In our own little dining room?" she will jump at the chance, Probably she will, if you are the only meal ticket in sight, but she will always hold it nst you and always wonder why you didn't have enough sense to stage your proposal properly with a background of moon- light and muted violins playing in the distance, Of course, she knows that married life is mostly roast beef FF © € OO ollar Day Specials § { Ontario Dry Goods . Company ® 90 SIMCOE ST, SOUTH OPP, BRUCE ST, $2.98 98¢c §1.00 $1.00 Cash and $1.00 per Week D. J. Brown THE JEWELLER policy has arrested progress along many lines of Canadian enterprise and driven capital therefrom to nlaces of refuge. Instead of put- 'ing their money In Industries of evpanding output, Canadian people n~a following the policy of safety "rst. That is, they are afraid of "a King Government {ts pro- 'nited States tariff policy. Ladies' Flannelette Dresses, Re la $4.98, al EEE EERRRERN] Ladies' Silk Underwear, Shirts and Bloom- ers, whitte. Reg, $2.50 per suit EEE EERE) Ginghams, Dollar Day Special 2 yards for ,, , 'Men's Heavy Wool Sweaters Dell Day Special . , EEE NREREE EEE ESA Men's Fancy Socks. Regular 35¢, 3 pairs , 0 rp Regular 33s .... S100 All wool Faricy Socks, Regular 69c, ok LC $1.00 2 [Men's Overooals 5:55.55 $12.50) 8 Everything Greatly Reduced for 8 This Special Twin Dollar Day i 90 Simcoe Simcoe S. Phone 1539 SCHON XE XU NE NANA Y Sida (hs. } Phone 189 10 King Street West KEEP THEM CANADIAN (From the Montreal Star) One of the most encouraging «tong of the times for Canada fs | crrinanies, at + , he substantial progress that con- 'aner he'd '1 Montreal, E. W |"nues to he made by our great leatty, pro' at of the C.P.R. an! | ""nking and insurance institutions. | Sir Henry T:>--ton of the C.N.R, |The Sup Life Assurance Company A ------ wepe both p.escnt. co! Canada has dome record bnsi-, -- ~ -- ness during the past year, and its Shall slways remain Canadian fs | CIVIC WOODPILE Snowshoe week in Quebec got |nosition is today more firmly es-! uppermost. It is indeed in the RECOMMENDED FOR away to a good start when sevoral i 'ablished upon a sound finan-ial highest interests of the nation BENEFIT OF PRISONERS 'housand members of the Raguet'» | has's than ever before in its his- that they should never pass under| Guelph, Feb, 21.--If a man is "sent "'ubs paraded the streets of the o'd | tory. When Canaaipns reflect up- | foreign control. Canada needs! down" to the county jail for a month nn the strength and solidity of capital, but not to be devoted te |or two, Hon. Mr. Justice Raney, who and potatoes, but she would lke to | 'tu "gud later some 1,300 snow- have a thrill as an appetizer With | oeng in full winter festival eos- | their banks, and their insurance swallowing up our national idep- | presided at the Supreme Court sit- | woodpile where the prisoners can be which to start it off. tame made an attack on the walls | i i i i 1776 Dida a) Stiack on the alls companies, the desire that these , tity, tings here today, after an inspection | put to work with bucksaw and axe. rinated by a brilliant fireworks VRWAY WIDUIEG splay, The chief center of inter- **t there is the International Dog I met & civil engineer the other ~b day who once was 8 fellow p-ssen- ¥) Which is to be staged shortly =~d for this, visitors from the enti ger with Rudyard Kipling on 8 Win-| -minion and the United. bd er from Southampton to Cape| --king to , taxing the Town. The engineer got to know | '"etesu Frontense to its full Kipling, but only in a superficial (8) capacity, 1" We nad many take said the| () ma! ? ---- engineer, "but they were all the 4 adise for the outside camper BT | one-way veriety--Kipling did alt Wi ready next summer when the [ government finishes the new camp the Inquiring and I did gll the re- ; grievanes. round in the Rocky Mountains pivias. I have no Only Fork 4 thin half 8 mile of Banff, on Tunnel Mountain, The eamp, which as man of genius could have utiliz- ed my humdrum information in| opts old site last July accommodated 11,668 persons, is specially popwar me Le he i if roved nother man, 0 once staye: for a month in the small hotel with Joni 8 prairie, JATmers one 2 Kipling In sn out-of-the-way Par' oply a dollar for a party for three of France, also found the great , weeks, and running water, garbage man ap economical conversational | removal, dinner shelters, electric , light and even psy telephones are "From the beginning of the provided for campers. month till the end," he tells me, "I don't think I heard Mr. Kip- nd ten thousand snowshoers ling utter more than a few dozen Sheir friends will visit Montreal words, though I was often in his on oueasion of he. 20th anni. ye) ou 0 e ner | 8 ooh Ao to be held in Mo of the jail, is decidedly not in favor of allowing him to loaf around and do only odd jobs, He would make him work, and work hard. To this end he recommended that the City of Guelph institute a civic / Even though articles may be "specially priced" few people buy unless they "like them, Make it a point to look over our "Dollar Day" values on Friday and Saturday. If they appeal to you, the prices are so good that you will be sorry if we haven't your size. | These Specials" in broken lines are going to be all "sold out" to some one by Saturday night. Come in and try your luck, Ladies' Straps, Oxfords,, Ties in broken sizes ow. 80¢ Ladies' House Shoes. Miscellan- eous Cushion lines, Splendid value if your size is there irre $2.39 Boys' Goodyear Welt Tred-Rite, Reg. Price $5.00, Sizes | to 313. , Youths' sturdy medium weight Boots in black or brown. $2. 35 Boys' Box Kip Boots, Litile Nell Clearing at t he following Niwwi3Vz.. 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