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PAPERS DO GIED Ub Ar CERTAIN TIMES Here Ave & Few Tnstarices Where the Misplacing Letter Has Made Quite When the (Adapted from Article by Richard Reid in Columbia.) 3 Newspapers are born, live and die tesfay, There is nothing -: old as yes- torday's paper, unless it last year's feciinine styles, Speed is as Necessary to keep a newspaper going as to keep a plane in the Rib There are thirty- six letters to a line, nine lines to an incl, and 170 inches to a solid page of type, hose of us who sometimes see our names printed with the middle initial wrong will, like the prohibitionist who read he had been elected president of the Elmira Wine Arts Society, agree that our newspapers are very human. Silver Lining Since newspapers do not completely ighore the opportunities of error, those ccnnected with them see the silver lin- ing in the humor that frequently creeps, into these mistakes. They tend tc rubstantiate the assertion that it is the little things of life that count. Nor are the blunders confined to the Bing- ville Bugle; when the Cardinals ar- rived in Chicago for the Eucharistic Congress papers appeared on Michi- ran Boulevard with the scare-head: "Red Hot Special Arrives." There are numerous illustrations of the differences one letter' may make. A news item in a college town solemn- ly asserted: "The examinations were hell under the direction of Professor Smith." An individual we may call Frank Clark because Clark was not his name was notorious for his contentious spirit; an acgidental change of one letter made him Krank Clark. A member of a prominent family was elected in a southern state, "He is a member of an old local family," the story said, The typesetter changed one letter and the new official became a member of an odd local family." Large Red Nose Sometimes such mistakes seem in- spired by diabolical genius, There is Lor example the case of a florid indi- vidual who was a zealous prohibition- ' CHIROP! c RR fg. neta (ro oS ana om an Men Fors W ay aaah calls . trict, at off Phone 224, hlualtiutite ; a EYESIGHT SPECIALIST, The profession of offers to the public, services of especial interest in the conserva. 328 we HONE-- 1510 Opposite Post Offe ist and an enthusiastic amateur horti- culturist One night as chairman of the Judges at a local flower show he decided would add emphasis to the announce- of One ed it: DURING DEGEMBER Gossip Says Address May Be Disposed of Béfore ment of the awards if he wore one of Christmas the prize-winning gorgeous red roses in his I. The following morning he casually glanced thro: the paper TARIFF , PROBLEMS to see what it might say about his par- ------ Ycipation in the program. This is what | Session is Expected to Wit. of lat Atay' ew Some Effort at Revision nose he displayed. Swy years of pa-: Ottawa, Oct. 22.--1In political eis- tient cultivation could have produced! an object of such brilliance." \ A young married man, addieted to eles gossip is heard of the possibil- poetry, whose effusions oceasionally (ity of a start of the parliamentary got into the editorial page of the lo-al session in December at a date which daily, wrote: "I love you better than would enable the address to be dis- my life." He had to exercise all his ' nosed of and decks cleared for ae powers of diplomacy at home when it jon hetore the Christmas holidays. ap! eared : "I love you better than my "Ng qecisicn has yet heen reached wile, . . and the more prevalent view is that A sports page unintentionally refer- tho House will not meet until Jan. red to Jack Dempsey as a "prizefight- 'ayy or February, especially as a er," and a ba column announced gooq part of November will be tahui that Miss Mary Hackensacker, whose yn with the interprovinelat" contbr- poise was mostly avoirdupois, attend- once. However, the preliminary ed a dance at the Plaza Hoof Garden | proparations are being commenced last night." ; and an carly session is possible, A harsh prosecuting attorney ap- Tariff Revision peared before the grand jury to pre-| mne next session of Parlfamen: sent evidence, according to the story | yin be particularly interesting be- as it reached the composing room; the lace 00 the tariff revision wun, newspaper, perhaps, was not so wrofig oo" Te Goons. 18 looked for. in asserting that he appeared to "pre. Not a schedule was touched in the vent" evidence. He could have had : ' the consolation of knowing that anoth- last budget, the reason assigned be er professional man, this time a physi- ih8 that the advisory commission ox iy was treated with no ky con- the tariff had not had time to func sideration by the press, which said: tion. : "Dr. Doe felt the patient's purse and Meanwhile, some 60 cases have decided there was no hope." heen heatd and any of them con- Those of us not partial to long ser- | tidentially reported om, mons will find it easy to forgive the The Tariff Board Wednerday printer who, in setting up a discourse \ heard applications concerning he notable chiefly for its length, attribut- | tariff on cottons. The Consumers ed it to "the Neverend A. B. Blank." | League, proceeding on the theory And perhaps we could contribute a that the measure of protectioh loving cup for the operator who may :£hould not exceed the percentage of [ have taken some of the conceit out of Wages paid, and figuring that Such a vain but hardly talented singer with | percentage is 16 per cent, asks a this gem. "She sank the 'Star Span- |reducticn of the tariff to that e:x- "0 gled Banner'. Companies i The Dominion Textile and Cana- 'dian Cotton Companies oppose the application while the Wabasso Cot- ig ton Company goes further and seeks Windsor, Oct. 22--A Canada- a tariff on cotton yarns number 40 wide challenge to any municipality 'and under, The company sets forth to equal Walkerville's record of that it has demonstrated that these having had only one tax sale in the fine yarns can be made in Canada history of the tecwn and none for | but that it is producing them at the past 27 years was issued today |g loss and is entiiled to protection by H. H. Whitmore, Walkerville wherc these classes of products are tax collector. In the town safe is a | pow on free list. large book inscribed "Walkervilly! It further claims that the labor Tax Sales," There is just one entry | entering into such yarns is more in the book, Made in 1900, it records 'gkilied and forms a greater propor- the sale for taxes of one foot of tion of production costs than the property. The 12-inch frontage was |ahor entering into coarser yarns. sold to realize tax arrears of $23.61 | on a large block of land. And the! ONLY ONE TAX SALE IN WALKERVILLE HISTORY owner of the land later redeemed his property, ! ------) YOUR bell rings + | [Declares His Duty to Stand --a * personal service When the bell on your telephone rings, some- body has a personal message for you, mate of all England, is the Bisho» of Birmingham's answer to the sen- It means that someone i sational protest made by Canon G is making use of a ye | R. Bullock-Webster last Sunday to equipment hh i the Bishop's presence in the pun we have provided, and that he has secured connection with the personal equipment reaching Church" - just as the bishop was you talk with anyone by about to deliver a sermon in the ou have the personal use tathedral. of equipment worth as much as 2 Writes to A fair-size automobile. In an open letter to the Arch- bishop, Bishop Brames ,who is re- And in order that this equipment cognized as a scientist a swell as a ANSWERS CRITICS Says No Man Will Drive | Him to Tennessee | 7 Rowe | MAKES PROTEST for Truth as Christian Leader London, Oct. 22.--*"No man shal drive me to Tennessee or to Rome." This striking declaration, made | Wednesday in a long open letter to 1 the Archbishop of Canterbury, Pri- {of historic St. Paul's Cathedral i known to the British throughout the world as "the parish Church Hous» {of the Empire." Dean Inge of St. Paul's Cathedral | ralso figured in Wednesday's deve- lopments in the latest flurry in the | Church of England over the ""Anglo- Catholic" question by sending a blunt letter to Canon Bullock-Web- you, in | ster demanding a full apology ur and the personal the latter's "scandalous and dis- graceful behavior in brawling in the Cathedral." Canon Bullock-Webster created a scene in St. Paul's on Sunday by | denouncing the Right Rev. E. W. i Barnes, Bishop of Birmingham, "for pouring contempt upon the doctrines and sacraments of the Holy Catholic churchman, re affirms his Modernist conceptions of the relation of science to religion, with which he has stir- red up much controversy in Empg- land jin recemt years and he invites the Primate to consider steps to "help those of us who are trying to fit the church to be the spiritual guide of an educated nation." He reaffirms his belief in the ape- like ancestry of man and declares that intelligent men and women are being alienated from the Church of England, firstly by its reluctance to head scientific teaching and, secvus- ly, by the growth of erroneous sa- cramental doctrines, such as tramns- substantiation. On the question of man's origin, the Bishop's letters says: "Though all competent: biologists accept man's rt evolution from an ape-like stock, ai! the theological conseq ou ". such belief are still seldom statéq. '11 set myself years ago to expound these consequences and to show why THE OSHAWA DAILY TIMES, MONDAY, OCTOBER 24, 1927 - ; tir l=" se B ------ they did uot seom to e to upse the maim Christion position." Repeats Statement ' the question of sacraments wh was the immediate causé o Canon Bullock-Webster's outburs in St. Pauls, Mt p Barnes in hi: letter reiteral his statement that the doctirine of transubstantiation 18 untiue, : "As every student of campara- tive religion knows," says the Bishop, "it has nities with the maglco-religious beliefs of a lowe: cultural level than that of othe: present civilization. ; y "No protest must hinder me as 2 Bishop, and indeed as a Christian 'rom upholding religious truth, N¢ man shall drive me to Tenneseue or to Rome." . Although ome of the outstandir members of tne higher clergy of ti: Church of England, Bishop Barne is a fellow of the Royal Society and the anther of several treatises o scientific subjects which have bee read before many of the learned o ganizationg of England, His degrees include those of Mast ar of Arts. Doctor of Divinity, ar Doctor of Selence, and in addition t being a Fellow of the Royal So stety, he is a Fellow of the Roy: Astronomical Society. He has bee Bishop of Birmingham since 1924. He was educated at King Ed- ward's College, Birmingham, and later at Trinity College, Cambridge, ahd ordained fn 1902. He was Can- on of Wsetminster for several year: and 18 a member of the noted Athenaeum Club, The man who gets up at seven o' clock on Sunday mornings in the sum- mer to go around the links is the sam» man who has to be pulled out of bed fifteen minutes before church time in the winter--Toronto Saturday Night. REVOLT IN ALBANIA AGAINST PRESIDENT London, Oct. 23--The Westmin- ster Gazette publishés a report from 'Belgrade that rebellion against President Ahmed Sogu has broken out in Northern Albania by adher- ents of Tsena Bey, the recently ap- nointed Albanian Minister to Czecho- Slovakia who was assassinated at Prague, on October 14, by an Al- banian student. The rebel leaders hold President Ahmed Sagu respon- sible for the assassination. The President has sent a force against the rebels, and it is rumored that he 'a8 asked for Italian ald under the Tirana Treaty, and that Italian troops are actually co-operating. GUARD AGAINST TAMPERING NITH GRAIN AT CHICAGO SHOW Regina, Oct. 22.--Following sug- jestions sent to them from various varts of the continent, the manage- ment of the Chicago International irain and Hay Show have put into 'oree a plan whereby any tampering vith grain exhibits at the 1927 show vill be practically impossible. In a itatement from the Saskatchewan department cf Agrileulture, it is noted that the ideas in this regard ent into the show management by M, P, Tullis, Saskatchewan Ffeld Crops Commissioner, have heen fo!- lowed out practically in their en- tirety, -- DYNAMITE THE UPPER RIVER FOR MISSING MAN AT FALLS Niagara Falls, Ont., Oct, 23.--The Provincial Police are investigating a report that Stanley Bart, this city, lost his life in the Upper Niagara River. Bart and Gecrge Bart- oszewski are said to have been in a rowboat crossing to Navy Island when it capsized, throwing both into the water, Bartoszewski was able to swim to shore but the other disap- Always Signal in plenty of time bHeélore you slow down, stop or turn HIGHWAY SAFETY COMMITTEE 4 i - 17 reared. The police yesterday afternoon dy- namited the water where Bar. 1s believed to have gone down, but no body has yet been found. The boat was found: some _ distance away where it had drifted ashore on the Canadian side. PIONEER RAILWAYMAN DIES AT HIS HOME IN VANCOUVER Vancouver, Oct, 23.--James H. Kennedy, aged 76, pioneer railway construction man, is dead at his home here. He was associated with Sir William Van Horne in the early days of the Canadian Pacific. Rail- way construction east of Winnipeg, and later joined James J. Hill lon (Great Northern Railway construe- tion, Porn at Stittsville, Ont., Mr, Ken- nedy graduated in engineering from the University of Toronto. A TIED NEWSPAPER The Royal Securities Corporation f Montreal, of which Mr. Killam, the new proprietor of the Mail and Empire, is president, has issued a booklet op- posing the St. Lawrence deep water- way scheme. And the Mail and Em- pire has taken Hon. Mr, Phillips, United States minister to Canada, to task for saying that his country is more concerned about the navigation of the St. Lawrence than about the development of power on that river. 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