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Page Four saying." 'Zowie, It's a good thing that big Red can't see me this a.m. Surer'n Death and Taxes there would be no traipsing down the aisle for poor little me." "Say, this tooth paste tastes like Cold Cream! So it is, so = - it -.- is." Censored from here on, -o0c- THE CHATTER BOX We would like to extend a hand to the Misses Lillian Labelle, Henrietta Horkena and Elsie Popowach. We're sure you will enjoy the place as much as we do, Gang. -o00- There have been numerious inquiries as to the proposed Girls! Softball Team, As soon as the snow decides to leave,'a date will be announced so that the fans can get together and mull the idea. over. -o00- This is merely a suggestion, but I think it might be a good one: How about an Amateur Hour with singing, dancing, musical instruments and all the peeuliar and varied talent that put these hours over with such a big bang? -o00- Your roving reporter is in a 'tizzy'. And, the reason is that she can't fig- ure out why those two tables (said to contain drivers) are so vociferous -- mainly at supper time, Well, chums, is there a reason? -o0o- And, another thing, why do all you chaps line up when leaving the girls! lounge at 11 p.m.? Correspondence on these subjects will .be gratefully acknowledged. -o0o- We're pieased to report that wedding bells are in the offing for one of our most popular girls, Mildred Eastman, and the lucky man is Alfred Martin. Congratulations, to you both. We hope that you will be our first June Bride, Mildred. -o0o- We're well pleased to report that the men in the dining-room halls are con- ducting themselves in a manner to be proud of, but, as yet, there are several who insist on spoiling it for the others by abusing the King's English in no uncertain terms, A bit of co- operation from all will remedy this situation in no time we're Sure. Thanks, men ! -o0o- OSWALD WISSELMUNK ESQUIRE, THE THIRD We wish to welcome Oswald back to Terrace Bay after his hasty trip to Florida where he was sojourning after he had been insulted by us when we quoted him as OSCAR Wissclmunk. Many apologies, Oswald, it won't happen again. We hardly managed to scrape out an issue without you, However, we are going to let you write "Around and About" this week, so take it away. Around and About Le Joe Terwin is still away at Winnipeg, Manitoba, where he hastened when he re- ceived news of his son's illness. We hope everything turns out 0.K. for you, Joe, and that you will be back soon, -o00- Tom Smith, N.A.B.'s fat boy, has finally taken a trip home. Have a good time Tom, and don't eat toc.much. -o0o- Dave Vance, the G¢ neral Manager of North American Buildings Ltd., was in from Winnipeg for a couple of days and passed favourable comment on our paper. He stayed with the Fred Carpenters while here. -00o-