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Page Three INSTRUCTIONS FOR GIVING FIRE ALARMS Townsite: Go.to the corner of 'C! and 'D! Streets, turn on " §witeh in the booth and leave it on. Remain in this vicinity until fire crew arrives and direct it to the fire. Dispatch the first available person or vehicle to the Fire Hall in Camp Number One to noti- fy Fire Chief in ease siren is not heard, Millsite: Go to rear of the Time Office, turn on the switch and leave it on. Remain in the vicinity until Mill Area Fire Crew arrives and direct it to the fire, Dispatch the first available vehicle in area to the Fire Hall in Camp Number One to notify the Fire Chief in case the siren is not heard, Camp #1: Go to the Time Office in the centre of Camp, break glass painted red, turn Meat oe on the switch and leave it on, Remain in this vicinity to direet Fire Crew to the fire area. Dispatch the first available man to notify Fire Chief at the Fire Hall in Camp Number One. -o0o- DOMINION CATERING DOINGS rr ee ce re ee ee em ee eee ce cs ee oe ee \ It's a sad story, but now it can be told. Yours truly overheard two of the boys discussing the long jaunts they had to put in each evening to seeure the comforts of life walking down to Main Camp and then way back. When I mentioned that the Millsite Commissary had been open and dispensing merchandise for the last three days, it was just too sad. Deminion's new quarters are now in full swing at the Millsite, having most up-to-date equipment, Mr. B.V.Woodard, Superintendent of Dominion Catering Co. Ltd., spent part of last weekend here and is now with us for a short stay checking over the new equipment and quarters. Beh To preserve our quarters from one of man's most common enemies, FIRE, Mr.Fred Jones, our Fire Chief, gives us a word of timely advice. Watch.that last cigarette before turning in -- butt it out in an ash tray and not on the floor or in a refuse con- tainer. Check the wiring on your personal electrical equipment, if defective he will be only too pleased to remedy the trouble or advise you where and how to get it in smooth working condition. For the girls, a special word of caution: DON'T leave those irons connected and walk away for a chat, Celanese, silks and most fabrics utilized in the manufacture of women's garments are highly inflamable. By paying attention to these simple rules, you will not only save your fellow man considerable grief, but you will also be taking care of your own interests. While we're on the subject of inflamable material. - It has been drawn to our attention that a certain young man with two unmistakeable features of a well-known actor, has been rushing madly around lighting the fags of a charming party at the girlts table. Tut, Tut, Clarky, watch yourself now -- fire burns you know! | Here's a scorcher: Some of our lads were trying out recording equipment in the Women's Quarters! Lounge; on returning next morning to pick up their equipment, imagine their surprise to find a record being cut -- evidently a jar had set off the delicate mechanism. It was then found out that it had recorded the awakening remarks of the gals. Quote: "Gad, wish I was a millionaire! I'd set one of those silly alarm clocks for 6:00 a.m. every morning so I could heave the silly thing out the window", "Heck, why does the Eskimo have to leave that window open every night, this is the second time my crockery has set in this glass of ice." "Gosh, I wish I hadn't taken that last one." Who hung that awful portrait over the wash stard -- Geeze! That's not a portrait, it's a mirror", "Swish, do I ever feel. good this morning, hey, what am I