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EIB XOXO ICRIXCX IX XRX XXX XXX XXX RX XXX XX XX XXX XXX XXX XXX X XS 1X} 2! IX KS sgn ® oa IX 3 o! % 1 ES >, ne "ab RECORD ZIIXI IRR XXXIXKXRX XIX XXXIIRIIID 0 AGENTS WANTED HAIR GOODS LALESMAN WANTED BY "THE OLD RE- WIGS, TOUPEES, TRANSFORMATIONS, liabie Fonthill Nurseries!' (Established 100 Braids, Curls, and all types of finest quali- years). Send for Centennial Catalogue and ity Hair Goeds. Write for illustrated cata- Special Lines. Start now, exclusive terri- tory in town or country; liberal terms; free outfit. Stone and Wellington, Toronto 2. BELL SOBIES GUARANTEED LINGERIE, logue. Toronto Human Hair Supply Co., 528 Bathurst Street, Toronto, HONEY hosiery. Manufacturers. Stores. Estab- or -- lished 25 years. Christmas seller, Experi- | PELICIOUS AMBER HONEY, CONTAINS NO ence unnecessary. Get detalls. Sobies, 140 buckwheat, 6-10's, $4.20. H. D. Mcintyre, Fa¥nham, Que. Bridgeport, Ont. REPRESENTATIVE WANTED FOR HOS- MEDICAL iery manufacturer for this district. Only energetic man considered. Write full par- ticulars to Mr. Elliott, 72 Queen West, To- ronto. AMAZING PROFITS, AGENTS, ROUTE MEN selling stores, homes. Hundreds of big money makers. Clothing, dry goods, toilet preparations, household specialties, drug sundries. Free catalogue. Write Ralco, Wholesale, Box 1404, Montreal. AGENTS TO SELL MEN'S NECKTIES FOR Christmas. Good profits. Write for samples and price list. Murgatroid Agencies, Yonge St. Arcade, Toronto. SELL GLYCO HANDCLEANER AGENTS WANTED IN ALL COMMUNITIES to demonstrate and sell Glyco, the perfect hand cleaner. Glyco overcomes competition, sure repeat sales summer and winter. Ex- clusive territory. Glyco Company of Canada, St. Nicholas Building, Montreal. WATCHES, BLANKETS, SETS OF SILVER- ware, Toiletware and many other useful articles given to our agents. Send for free eatulog., Reyal Mail Order Co. 88 Sherbourne Street, Toronto. 5 ARMY STORES WRITE FOR CHRISTMAS CATALOGUE, special prices, Boots, Blankets, etc. Army Steres, 338 Queen St., East, Toronto. BARN ROOFING--FENCE POSTS OUR DIRECT FACTORY PRICES SAVE YOU money on Supertite galvanized roofing. Superior Steel Fence Posts and steel gran- ary ining. Superior Products Limited, Sar- nia, nt. BOOKS AND MAGAZINES USED MAGAZINES--DETECTIVE, ADVEN- ture, Western, Sport, Love, 30 for $1.00. Colleet. Harbord Stamp Store, Toronto 4. BUSINESS OPPORTUNITIES a WHY SUFFER? ONLY 35¢ WILL CONVINCE you that Mazar Varicose Salve will give permanent relief from ulcers, running sores, new or old wounds. Money-back guarantee. Mazar Mfg., 331 Flora Avenue, Winnipeg. ARE YOU SICK? NATURE HAS A REMEDY FOR ALL COM- mon ailments. No drugs, pills, capsules, or liquids--ONLY NATURAL REMEDY-- Free Booklet, "Nature's Way to Health"-- No obligation. Indian Herbal Remedy Com- pany, 2050W Dundas St. West, Toronto. YOU CAN BE ENTIRELY FREE FROM ASTHMA HAY FEVER AND BRONCHITIS. REVOLU- tionary discovery of European physician has worked wonders. It quickly removes all traces of respiratory troubles however stub- born they appear to be. Write for free in- formation, R.M.B. Laboratories of Canada, Ltd., Dept. 1-629, Vancouver Block, Van- couver, B.C. WHY SUFFER? WHEN YOU CAN GET IMMEDIATE RELIEF from Head Colds, Catarrh and Deafness, by using "NAMELESS" Cold Remedy. Trial will convince. By mail 50c. A product of The Purity Chemical Co., Exeter, Ontario. GARLIC PEARLES SOLUBLE CAPSULES PURE ESSENTIAL OIL of fresh garlic. No disagreeable oder nor after-taste. For arthritis, prostate gland, ca- tarrh and other obstinate disorders. They are an internal disinfectant regulating the entire digestive system and are an excellent safeguard against common colds. $3 per 100 (enough for five weeks). R. Adam, P.O. Box 374, Vancouver, B.C. HIS BACK ACHED FOR 4 YEARS Kruschen Put Him Right For four years, this man's back ached almost continuously. Now, at 57, he starts the day fresh as a daisy, and his back aches no more. Read his story: -- "I had continuous backache for four years. I looked on the black side of everything. Now, I write with extreme gratitude for what Kruschen Salts has done for me. The freshness with which I start my day's work is perfectly marvellous. After seven days of Kruschen, I felt better and could get up immediately, without any special effort. I am 57, and my early morning dose of Kruschen is my salvation."--J.T. The kidneys are the filters of the human machine. If they become slug- gish, impurities find their way into the blood-stream and produce troub- lesome symptoms -- backache, rheu- matism, and depression. The numerous salts in Kruschen quickly coax your kidneys back to healthy normal action. As an im- mediate result, you experience relief from those old dragging pains. As you persevere, you lose your pains | altogether. STAMPS STAMP ACCUMULATIONS Jubilees, Coronations, Airmail, Edwards, Colonials, Revenues, Pictorials, in- cluding Commemoratives. Samples 1,000, fifty cents. James Shrimpton, Wadena, Sas- ketchewan. 95,000 TAXIDERMY ARTIFICIAL EYES AND SKULLS -- TAXI- dermist and furriers supplies (as used in our own workshops). Send for free cata- logue. Oliver Spanner and Co., Ltd., 28 Elm Street, Toronto. ' DR. LEFEVRE'S GENUINE DEHYDRATED Garlic and Spinach Powder in capsules. Na- ture's germ killer and antiseptic, odorless, tasteless, blood builder, strengthener; anti- catarrhal; for men, women and children. 50c and $2. Prepaid. Address Frisco Importing Co., Ltd., 441 Seymour St., Vancouver. WOMEN -- START A DRESS AND LIN- gerie business of your own. A shop, or from your own home. Excellent profit, incredsing PREVENTION IS BETTER THAN OPERA- tion. Beesley's Bitters (all-herb tonic) prevents ulcers or ulcerations of the stom- business. Prices to meet competition, and ach if you are suffering from internal garments superior in quality. Small invest trouble. Write for the testimonials we have ment starts you off. Write, Canadian Dress from living people. Mrs. T. Van Camp, Company, 7A Camden Street, Toronto. manufacturer, 107 Langley Ave., Toronto. CARPETS RE-WOVEN INTO RUGS MISCELLANEOUS OLD CARPETS WOVEN INTO REVERS. | LEARN SHORTHAND, ACCOUNTANCY ible Rugs. Write for price list. Baker Typrewriting by mail, Satisfied students Cleaning Co., Toronto 4. DOGS . ENGLISH FOXHOUNDS, 1% YEARS, EITH- er sex, $20.00, including pedigree; walkers, either gex, $135.00 (started), pups three months, $8.00; dark silk mink, $25.00. Bugle Kennels and Fur Farm, Lombardy, Ont. i ELECTRIC WELDER THE TRINDL ELECTRIC WELDER--WON- derful new imvention, Operates from 6-volt battery. Welds--Solders--Brazes. $3.95 de- livered. R. H. Anderson, Lindsay, Ont. FILMS AND PRINTS R01.1.S DEVELOPED, PRINTED, 1 FREE enjargement 25c.. Re-prints 10 for 25c. rhoto-Craft, 183% King St. E., Toronto. throughout Canada. Write for free prospec- tus. Dept. C, Canada Business College, Hamilton, Ontario. 16 LBS. VERY GOOD BROKEN LEAF TO- bacco $2. 7 lbs. $1. G. Dubois, 262% Rideau, Ottawa. CHOICE QUALITY EASTERN MINK, RAIS- ed from best strains of Labrador and Que- bec. They have all the fine characteristics of mink from that section. 125 breeders sold in 2 years. Last year's pelt average $27.75. Reasonably priced. C. Bisbee, Alliston, Ont. BIBLE READERS--THE TRUTH OF ETER- 3 nal Life information free. Write, G. Luard, Clover Bar, Alberta. 20 YARDS! "QUILT REMNANTS -- $1.00, Washfast. Cottons! Prints! Broadcloths! Silks! Free! '70 Quilt Patterns." "Collect." Refund guarantee. Maritime Textiles, 8049 Degaspe. Department Wils. Montreal. ZERO PRICES, EXPERT WORK. ROLL with free enlargement 25c¢. Trevanna Stud- ics, 93 Niagara Street, St. Catharines, Ont. PORTRAIT IN FOLDER--FREE WITH EVERY ROLL PERFECTLY DEVEL- oped and printed. 26e¢ (coin). Star Snap- shot Service, 168 King St. West, Dept. Y, Toronto. MEN WANTED WANTED ---- AMBITIOUS MEN, 18 YEARS or over, to learn detective work. Big pay. Rewards. Interesting home-study cqurse. Free information. Write to Morris L. Julien, Box 25, Station T., Montreal. PATENT ATTORNEY CHRISTMAS CARDS FROM YOUR FAVOUR- ite negatives, 3 for 25c; T5c a dozen; com- plete with envelopes. Enlargements 5 x 7 in easle frame, 39c¢; 2 for 75c. Roll films developed and printed, 25¢; reprints 3c each. Free enlargement with every 25c order. Brightling, 29 Richmond St. E., Toronto. ROLLS DEVELOPED AND EIGHT PRINTS with free enlargement, 25¢. Reprints 3c each. Commercial Photo Service, Dept. B., Outremont, Que. ROY L. KNOX, REGISTERED ATTORNEY. Information regarding Invention Patents; Dr wings] Registrations; Sales. 14 Metcalfe, Ottawa. PATENTS AN OFFER TO EVERY INVENTOR. LIST of inventions and full information sent free. The Ramsay Company, Registered Patent Attorneys, 273 Bank St., Ottawa, Can. SPECIAL CFFER! THREE, 8 x 7 GLOSSY enlargements, 25¢. Send your best negatives. Everett Wees, Route 3, Sarnis. FOR SALE FANNING MILL (KLINE), PROOF BEST Mill, sells price new (Auction Sales). Kline Maui: factrring, Islington, Ontario. SPECTACLE FRAMES, $1.50. PRESCRIP- tions filled. Special low prices. By mail Schaefer Optical, 156 Yonge, Toronto. FURNITURE LYONS' TRADE-IN DEPT. The wonderful bargains in our Furniture Trade-in Dept. have made this the most popu- lar in Toronto. Space will not permit us to list more than a few of our specials. If you do not see what you want advertised, write and let us know your needs. Every piece of furniture is sanitarily treated and completely refinished to look like new. All orders care- fully packed for immediate shipment on re- ceipt of money order. $38 00 Psautiful 5-Plece bedroom suite ahi in two-tone walnut, dresser and vanity with large swing mirrors, @s1 size bed, sagless spring and new all-felt, roll edge mattresc; new condition. $69 co 6-Piece walnut bedroom suite -- . large dresser, triple mirror vanity, chiffrobe, full size bed, sagless spring and brand new all-felt mattress. Completely re- finished like new. Cost over $200.00. A real bargain. $49 co Modern 9-piece walnut finish din- . ing room suite. Buffet, china cab- inet, extension table and 6 leather seat chairs. Completely refinished. A real smart suite. $1 4 95 Dining room suite, 8 pieces, large . buffet, extension table and six strong leather-seat chairs; guaranteed clean and in goed condition. $24 )] Chesterfield outfit, 8 pieces, In- . cluding 3-piece chesterfield suite upholstered in a good hard wearing brown repp, with reversible Marshall cushions; end table, bridge lamp and shade, metal smoking stand and silk chesterfield cushion. A real outstanding value. $13 50 Large 3-piece chesterfield suite, by upholstered in brown repp with fig- ured real good leoking and comfortable suite. Hurry for this offer. $9 Q Bed outfit, full size steel bed, sag: * less spring and new roll edge all felt mattress. Large assortment of kitchen cabinets, sewing machines, gas stoves, library tables, wardrobes, beds, springs, mattresses, odd dressers, chiffoniers, studio couches, etc., at amazingly low prices. . Trade-In Dept. LYONS' BEDDING AND UPHOLSTERING CO. 478 Yonge St. Toronto HAIRDRESSING SCHOOLS reversible Marshall spring cushions. A. PERSONAL ARE YOU RUPTURED? RELIEF, COMFORT, positive support with our advanced method. No elastic or understraps or steel. Write, Swiith Mun agturiog Co., Dept. 219, Pres- ton, . PERSONALITY CHART SENT FREE RAYMAR, CANADA'S FOREMOST ADVIS- er on human, problems, will send a Character snd Personality Chart free to anyone who writes him. This amazing free offer is made merely to advertise Mason's 49 Cold Remedy and is available for a limited time only. Write today enclosing a self-addressed, stamped envelope and your birth-date. Ad- dress -- Raymar, care of Mason Remedies, Limited, 10-18 McCaul Street, Toronto, Ca- nada. PIGEONS MAGPIES, HELMETS, HOMERS, NUNS, Fantails. High class pigeons priced reason- ~ably., Write Perry Anderson, Kincardine, Ontario. PROPERTIES FOR SALE OLD ESTABLISHED, GROCERY, MEATS, Modern Fixtures, Apartment--Garage -- Ir Toronto. Doing $400.00 weekly. Box 101, Wilson Publishirg Co., Toronto. POULTRY SHIP TO EDWARD WILSON REG'D TOP MARKET PRICES PAID FOR DRESSED Poultry and Eggs. Ed. Wilson, Reg'd., 44 Bonsecours Mlkt., Montreal. PUREBRED BOURBON RED TURKEYS, bred from prize winning high production ancestcrs. Large, healthy. vigorous birds, toms $4.45, hens $3.27. Stanlev TDarstead, Douglas, Ont. POULTRY MEDICINE ROUP, COLDS, SCRATCHES, SORES, ETO. vuickly relieved with Briggs Electric On. Many home uses. Two sizes 73 (8 oz) 25¢ (2 o0z.). Makers of Brizas Black Ou. Kennedy's Founder and Hoof Ointment. De- pendable over 88 years. Sold by druroists, for FREE informatizn write 6¢ C Briggs & Sons. QUILTING PATTERNS FREE! -- 70 QUILTING PATTERNS! GIANT washfast remnants! "Makes five quilts" Cottons! Prints! Silks! Eiderdowns! --- $1.00 "Collect." Sample bundle -- 25c. Refund Guarantee! Maritime Textiles. 8049 De- gospe, Montreal. RADIOS Terent: ANDREWS' ACADEMY OF HAIRDRESSING, Government licensed. We train you for Board Examination. Free prospectus, 961 Bloor V/est, Toronto. MADAMY HUDSON SCHOOL, HAIRDRESS- ing and Be~ily Culture. Write for pamph- let 7.7 Y.mge Etreet, Toronto. 1988 CUSTOM-QUALITY RADIOS SENSATIONAL NEW 1938 MERCURY CUS- tom-Quality Phonola Radios, delivered dir- ect from our laboratories. Eighteen models, automatic tuning. Battery and Vibrator, New low prices. Send fer free c-tnlrgve Mercury Radio Company, 9$79C College 8! Toronto. TANNING FOX PELTS TANNED AND MADE INTO Scarfs. Animal skins tanned and made into floor rugs. Deer and Moose Heads mounted. By expert Furriers and Taxidermists. Satis- faction guaranteed, prices reasonable. Oliver Spanner Co., Ltd., 28 EIm St., Toronto. TOBACCO LEAF BURLEY, FOUR POUNDS $1.00, fourteen pounds $3.00. Five pounds Virginia Leaf Cigarette Tobacco $2.00. Postpaid with flavoring. Natural Leaf Tobacco Co., Lea- mington, Ontario. Ontario's Tobacco Crop Was Sold Within Ten Days Canada's Newest L Large Agricul- tural Crop Unique on This Con- tinent -- Growers and Buyers - Budget Production. SIMCOE, ONT.--With the final curtain rung down today on the 198% tobacco market, growers of Canada's newest large agricultural crop were able to reckon their profits in excess of $100 per acre. This year's market, which saw 56 million pounds of flue-cured tobacco snapped up by buyers in less than ten days, realized in excess of fifteen million dollars for the 1,700 produc- ers who this spring planted 50,600 acres to the crop. Available figures show that tobacco produced a return of approximately $300 per acre. Chief problem until 1934 was mar- keting. Today Ontarlo's flue-cured tobacco growers belong to a market- ing association which rigidly controls price and acreage. Each year, with the co-operation of the prospective buyers of the crop, the tobacco pro- duction is "budgeted" and the plant- ing is done purely on a basis of the available market for that year's crop, taking into consideration, of course, growing export prospects. The growers who comprise the asso- ciation are allotted certain acreages to plant to tobacco. Growers' Agreement 'When the erop is harvested, repre- sentatives of growers and buyers-- all joint members of the marketing association--meet and agree on an average minimum price for the crop. In 1936, for instance, the average minimum was set at 25 cents per pound, but the price actually paid was 29 cents. This year the average minimum was 24% cents and the price paid will probably exceed 27 cents. With the co-eperation of the farm- er and the buyer, a crop of 56 mil- lion pounds--more than twice the 1936 production -- was moved this year at a price which sets a new high record for returns. Today the tobacco industry in Canada is unique on the North Am- erican continent in that growers and buyers budget the annual production months ahead of time, amicably agree upon a fixed price which permits a substantial profit for all branches, rnd work hand in hand for future expansion, Married, Divorced inside Two Hours Reno, famous for speedy divorces, w.ll have to look to its laurels. In Jugoslavia a man has succeeded in being married and divorced all with- in two hours. The man signed his marriage con- tract at nine o'clock one morning. An hour later he discovered that his bride, who was supposed to be 16 years of age, was only 14. By 11 o'clock he had obtained a divorce. He is now su'ng the bride's father for return of the $450 he paid to him. . Penitentiary Takes To Broadcasting Convicts in the State Penitentiary at Melbourne, Australia, went om the air recently, in the first radio broead- cast of its kind in Victoria. From the prison concert hall, ba- fore an audience of 800 inmates, the convicts presented a typical "'vari- etry" program. when one of the performers announc- ed gravely: "We must decline any other radio engagements because we will be fully occupied here for the next few montks." Deep Plowing Smothers Grasshoppers' Eggs Grasshopper eggs are now in the ground, like seeds for next year's crop of troubles, and farmers are concerned how to destroy as many as possible. They must be plowed under deep, advises F. Gray Butcher, ex- tension entomologist and plant path- College. Disking and shallow cultivation will not bury them deeply smother the young 'hoppers when they emerge next Spring. Some of the eggs may be killed by exposure to the frozen drought of Winter, but that will not account for any important percentage of them. Best of all is to watch the crowds of young grasshoppers in Spring and give them a timely Borgia banquet of poisoned bran. Australian "Charm" Industry Flourishes Popular Rabbit's Foot Has Been Replaced to a Great Extent by Lodestones, Golden Balls, Med- allions and Rings. More than 250,000 "lucky charms" are sold every year in New South Wales. "Nine out of ten people in all walks of life are wearers of charms," said the manager of a shop .in Sydney whieh supplies these and other novelties. "They go out of fashion just like women's hats," he added, "and new charms are manufactured to take their place." Many airmen will not go up with- out their rabbit's foot, and many a home hangs holly to chase away tue evil spirits. But just now in Sydney there is a great run on lodestones, golden balls, medallions and lucky rings. . Money-Back Guarantee '™he Sydney shop sells its charms "Gna¢f a guarantee of "results" or your money back." Only one cus- tomer in 500 ever complains, while many testimonials are received from grateful charm-wearers, A young woman bought a charm and presented it to her fiance, who had been out of work for months. Immediately afterwards, she related, he obtained a good position. Both of them got work within a few days. Yachtman's Luck A yachtman wrote to say that he had won many trophies since he started to wear his charm. Other users reported better health, better luck at the races, or whatnot. "They think the charm possesses some mystic power which gives people more confidence in them- 9 S10 PP Aa ORYCLISTS 35¢ » 60¢ - 31 25 ¢ AND 01 £ oF ei oS Sun Rouse AND OTH EXTERNAL QUICKLY "Tortured with Liver Trouble and Rheumatic Pains" There {a pothing like deep-seated liver trouble and rheumatic pains to pull you down. Here is a letter from a man who was enduring pain and misery, unnecessarily. He writes: "I have distributed a supply of Fynnon Salt toa few friends who were suffering from kidney trouble, gout, etc. They have now said good- bye to their complaints. As for myseli--I was practically born with liver trouble and rheuma- tism. Since taking Fynnon Salt I feel like a new man and my only complaint seems to be 'a grand appetite' and a body full of energy". Fynnon Salt neutralizes the Uric Acid that causes rheumatic pains, gout, lumbago, sciatica, etc. Fynnen Salt is quick relief from pain-- limbs feel supple and free once again. teaspoonful of Fynnon Salt in a tumblerful of water every morning equals in medicinal effect three large glasses of the mineral spring waters found at famous British spas. i Now, in your own home, you can obtain similar benefits from a large 75c package of Fynnon Salt. Get it from your druggist, today. If you have any difficulty gctting supplies, write: Laurentian Agencies, St. Gabriel Steer Montreal. EAR or LEON ARD oiL THiS» For Those Who Are A} HARD OF HEARING Li 4 Ear Oil Leonard Ear Oil is rubbed in has been sold since hack SF ones eS 1907. Read "Care of the Hearing" in every package. Relieves catarrh. Stops head noises. [Easy to use. $1.20 at your druggist's. Distributors in Canada: 2 LAURENTIAN AGENCIES, MONTREAL Issue No, 49--'37 D--1 The audience yelled in appreciation ologist of North Dakota Agricultural enough to~ Now cellophane-wrapped to it factory fresh. With the easy-opening ribbon for your convenience. = selves," explained the manager. Con- fidence or magic, the result is a flourishing charm industry. India's Millions Figures recently issued now reveal that the population of India is near- ing 400,000,000 and it is expected that this total will be exceeded by 1941. There could be no better proof of the efficiency of British medical services in India than the figures given in the latest statistics. Since 1981, there has been an in- crease in population of 6 per cent and this has been achieved in spite of epidemics and outbreaks of malaria which, in 1985, caused 1,680,000 deaths. The total deaths in that year were 6,578,711 and the births 9,698,- 794. Stuff and Nonsense JUST BEING HAPPY Just being happy is a fine thing to do, Look on the bright side rather thar the blue, Sad or sunny musing Is largely in your choosing, And just being happy is a brave work and true. Just being happy helps other souls along, Their burdens may be heavy and they not strong, Your own skies will lighten If others' skies you brighten By just being happy with a heart full of song: A woman who formerly resided here eomes back after many years to sec her friends -- finds what, to her, is an embarrassing condition, to wit: A few of these friends are not on speaking terms and she has to exercise care in making social engagements -- That is what's usually termed small town stuff, though it can be duplicated ev- erywhere, since cities are only aggre- gations of small burgs -- Nevertheless it is a deplorable condition. It can be remedied materially by cultivating a greater toleration and a wider view- point. Trouble with most of us is this: Qur minds are local -- they don't reach out beyond neighborhood limits and if they did they would be slower in making harsh judgments on the human units around them. High au- world. And good citizenship consists mainly in, being charitable and ge-ling along with imperfect folks like our- selves. The prosecuting aitorney had un- countered a rather difficult witness. At length, exasperated by the man's evasive answers, he asked him whe- ther he was acquainted with any of the jury. "Yes, sir," replied the "more than half of them." "Are you willing to swear that you know more than half of them?" de- manded the man of the law. The other thought quickly. "If it comes to that," he replied, "I am willing to swear that I know more than all of 'em put together!" witness; Colored Parson -- 'Brother Jones, that was the best chicken ah evah et. Whereat did you all obtain such a de- lectable fowl?" Brother Jones -- "Pahson, when yo' preaches a good sermon does Ah ask whereat yo' obtained it? Ah craves de same fo-bearance from you." A young flying officer, stationed somewhere in Egypt, while flying near the Great Pyramids, carrying out ex- ercises in navigation, and working with a sextant to discover his exact position, suddenly turned to the pilot, and said, "Take off your hat!" "Why?" asked the pilot. "Because, according to my calcula- tions, we are now inside St. Paul's' Cathedral." A sign in a resturant reads: "What foods these morsels bel" Mrs. M. -- "My baby is so delicate that 1 Have to let my husband dress it." Mrs. P. -- "Can he do it better than you?" Mrs. M. -- "Oh yes. He's a packer in a china factory." In an unfamiliar atmosphere the professor wag trying te make conver- sation. Professor -- "The Romans fond of card games." Sweet Young Thing -- "Oh, yes, I know; wasn't it a man called Hora- tiug who held the first bridge party?" DO YOU FEEL SLUGGISH? Maybe you need more bile When you feel you haven't a friend in the world and life is not worth a red cent-- that's the time your liver is getting you down. Don't fall for it. Make your lives behave, Tanol Tablets will do the job. They act directly on the liver, stimulating the Hver's production of bile. Comprising a special blend of certain laxatives, Tanol Tablets include a ginall proportion of calomel, probably the most effective liver stimulant known. In a day or two your liver is at work again as well as ever and you feel at friends with the wide, wide world. All druggists have Tanol Tab- lets, 50c. «C) GIRLS WHO HAVE NO BOY FRIENDS Quick Easy Way to Get Charm = ho doe an bay frend x i ect are not the reason. Cleopatra and famous women were often ugly. Have nice skin, plenty of animation, and watch out for your figure-- you'll be surprised how popular you are. So many girls have poor complexions --no life-- their figure slipping, and don't realize it. Take "Fruit-a-tives" and you'll soon be amazed how different and how attractive you've become. It purifies your blood, Boao he sho paves work Sak 51d of asks poisons, gives yout new energy, preven flabby tissue from forming. "Fruit-a-tives" gives you new charm. 25c., 50c. FRUIT-A TIVES 4: 51s "ee OUND SLEEP STRENGTHEN NRRVES PHOSFERINE quickly helps jangling, sleep- robbing nerves gain new vitality. Then you sleep soundly, and go through the day with nev energy. Take just a few economical drops daily. Get PHCSFERINE from your druggist. 50c, $1.5) and $1.50. 69 PHOSFERINE Ex: onic The Marist Brothers TONIC (SOLUTION OF BIPHOSPHATES OF LIME) DIRECT FROM THE MONASTERY 10 YOU! Will build you up rapidly. Used suc- cessfully for over 150 years--for nervous debility --diseases of the brain--anaemia--diseases of the bones. Especially good for growing children and the aged. GOLD MEDALS WON AT WORLDS' EXPOSITIONS OF HYGIENE PRICE $1.00 At All Drug Stores were