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iN BED WITH RACK OVER HER To Keep Off Weight of Bedding Triumph Over Rheumatism It seems almost incredible that a woman could be in such a condition-- bedridden with rheumatism, so full of pain that the weight of the bedclothes was too much for her--and yet live to walk as well as anyone else. But this is her own account of her recovery--just as she wrote it herself: "I was so bad with rheumatism, I could not walk; in fact. I was in bed with a rack built over me, as I could not bear the weight of the bedding. My system seemed just full of some kind of poison. I read about Kruschen Salts in an English paper which a friend loaned me. I somehow could not get that advertisemcnt out of my mind, so I got a bottle of Kruschen, and from the first few doses I felt bet- ter. So I kept on. That was about eight years ago. But for years now I have had no rheumatism, and can walk with anyone. Still I am never without Kruschen. I take my daily dose, and never need anything else. My complexion is as clear ..s a babe's. [ am 46 years old, but feel about 20 years, thanks to Kruschen."'--(Mrs.) M. G. The cause of rheumatism is a de- posit of uric acid erystals in the muscles and joints. Kruschen breaks Se -- up these deposits of painful crystals and converts them into a harmless solution. Then it assures the prompt removal of these dissolved crystals along with other waste products. And because Kruschen keeps the inside so regular -- so free from fermenting waste matter--mo such ° dy poisc.s as uric acid ever get the chance to form again. Kruschen Salts is obtainable at all Drug Stores at 45c. and 75¢. per bottle. _= -- eee SMILES... My barber many yarns narrates, His mouth he seldom shuts; And some of them he illustrates With unexpected cuts. Customer--*"Are you sure this sleep- Ing powder will make me sleep?" Druggist--"Positive, sir. In fact, we give an alarm clock with every "package." Truth goes in a walk while a lie gallops all over town. Mrs. James--"My brother is coming lo stay a few days, dear. The poor boy looks very seedy." Mr. James--*"Well, he's not going to plant himself here!" It may be all right to be known as p man of wisdom, but don't carry it to waiter in a hotel, as he was walking out after finishing his dinner. 'I looks just the same." "I don't find much change, either," said the waiter, as he picked up the penny that was left on the table. Man--"Do you believe in the surviv- al of the fittest?' New Friend--*"I don't believe in the survival of anybody. I am an under- taker." Judge (before passing sentence on an old offender)--"Just what good have you done to huma- ity?" Criminal--"Well, I've kept three or four detectives steadily employed." "If I go out in the car with you will you promise to behave yourr-elf?"' "Yes." "You won't cuddle me or kiss me?" "lI won't touch you." "Honestly?" "Yos." "You mean it." "I Go' } s "Then why do you want me to go out in the car?" . cd Mrs. Perkins--*I like our new apart- ment, but the neighbors can hear every word we say." Mr. Perkins--"Well, dear, why don't you hang a heavy tapestry on the | south of the Rio Grande, and shot in Mrs. Perkins--"But, dear, then we couldn't hear what the neighbors say." Far From It The meek-looking man went to the desk at the big hotel. "May I have some stationery?' he asked the reception clerk. The girl looked at him inquiringly. "Pardon me, sir," she said, "but are you a guest here?" "I should say not,' said the meek man. "I'm paying $5 a day to stop here." Your enemies want to do you harm, but usually can't. Your friends are not supposed to do you harm, but they can. There may be reasons why a man should deceive others, but why should he try to deceive himself? - '! Humorous Essay on Cows And Their Relatives The cow is a female quadruped with an alto voice and a countenance in which there is no guile. She col- laborates with the pump in the pro- duction of a liquid called milk, pro- vides the fil'er for hash, and at last is skinned by those she has benefited, as mortals commonly are. The young cow is called a calf, and is used in the manufacture of chicken salad. The cow's tail is mounted aft and has a universal joint. It is used to disturb marauding flies and the tassel on the end has a unique educational value. People who milk cows and come often in contact with the tassels have vocabularies of peculiar and im- pressive force. The cow has two stomachs. The one on the ground floor is used as a warehouse and has no other function. When this one is filled the cow re- tires to a quiet place where her ill manners will occasion no comment and devotes herself to belching. The raw material thus conveyed for the second time to the interior of the face, is pulverized and delivered to the auxiliary stomach, where it is convert- ed into cow. The cow has no upper plate. All of her teeth are parked in the lower part of her face. This arrangement was perfected by an efficiency expert to keep her from gumming things up. As a result she bites up and gums down. The male cow is called a bull and is lassoed along the Colorado, fought the VICHIHTY v= weer Tp]. A slice of cow is wWortn-emgmv von in the cow, 14 cents in the hands of the packers and $2.40 in a restaurant specializing in atmosphere. DC 's' abov= excel them in virtue. None ought to govern who is not better than the The greater a -- is in power You can tell a good chisel by its "feel"-- and a good tobacco by its flavour. When you chew CLUB you get the flavour and, a longer lasting plug. That's Value! CLUB YOU MIGHT AS WELL.CHEW END PAIN -- Soothe SORE HANDS by Rubbing in MINARD'S "KING OF PAIN" LiINimeNT Woman's Enterprise Keeps a Village LD SERIE SER | Secret Pottery Painting Pro- cess Done in Pretty Cornwall Village A Mildands woman, Miss Starbuck, who came to Pentewan, Cornwall, FOR SALE. 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If the walls?" the extreme by being visionary. governed.--Publius Syrus, oy It is our guess that these pancake bats the women are wearing could have been improved by the addition of & little more soda. Mother--"Would you like me to take you to the Zoo "his afternoon?" + Bright Child--*"No. If they want me, let them come after me." You can always tell the hen-pecked husband. He is the one who is given the blue sky pieces to work in the fig-saw puzzle. Man (proudly)--"What I am to-day } owe to my wife." Neighbor (bored)--"Well, what are ou?" { Man--"I'm the husband of the best bridge player in this town." } BI Hm ! "How do they catch lunatics, father?" | "With face powder, lipstick, and 'tlothes." _ Vera--"I can't understand why I idn't accept Jim the first time he pro- ed." * Gyenn--"You probably were not ere." ; In Agreement "It's four years since I was in this own," remarked the stranger to the Delicate Baby "For a delicate Baby there is nothing better than BABY'S OWN TAB- LETS", writes Mrs. Harry Baker, Lunenburg, N.S. "My advice to every Mother of delicate children is to give them BABY'S OWN TABLETS, and note how quickly the Babies will gain." Mrs. Baker, like many other Mothers, has found that BABY'S OWN TAB- LETS sweeten children's stomachs, correct intestinal disorders and make teething easy. These Tablets are. of guaranteed safety --as proven by the certificate of analysis in each 25-cent package. 249 Dr. Williams® BABY'S OWN TABLETS SN ? = = | place at work in painting pottery by Know? + That one of the most picturesque figures in northern Canada was a Vermonter, Henry Franklin (Twe best told in the epitaph on the monument over his grave on a high hill overlooking the confluence of the Peace and Smoky Rivers in "Here lies cabin door was never locked; he was a friend to every man.", Twelve Foot earned his sobriquet when he staked the last twelve feet on a creek in the Klondike gold rush and panned from it a fortune which he spent helping Indians and pioneers in the far north-west.--Cana- Northern Alberta. It reads. dian National Railways, lve Foot) Davis. His character is Twelve Foot Davis whose her own secret process. over her studio. The pottery is being sold in large quantities all over Britain, as well as abroad, and a few weeks ago the Prince of Wales, on a visit to Corn- wall, was so impressed by this chinaware that he gave a large order for it. - Secrecy Pledged Recently" she showed a reporter Ags soon as they en- tered the door the girls and women who were painting vases, dishes, pitchers, beads, and chinaware of all kinds stopped their work immedi- ately. "All my workers are pledged to secrecy," said Miss Starbuck, "and they would not dream of telling any- one how the coloring is done, Sev- eral attempts have been made to copy my process, but none has been suc- cessful," Miss Starbuck was attracted by Pentewan, a beautiful little fishing village, and as there were china clay quarries and pottery manufacturers close at hand, she decided to settle down there, One of the most flourishing cottage industries of Britain started in the cottage she took as her home--the smallest cottage in the village, and probably the smallest one in Corn- wall. It has two rooms, one above the other, and the frontage is not more than ten feet. Here Miss Starbuck began painting Truro pottery by hand herself, : mmm ee Are Fifty-Fifty "That letter I gave you this morn- ing--did you post it?" asked the wife. "Well, no, dear," said her husband. "Of course you didn't. And I told you it was important that it should go to-day." "Yes, dear." "And you forgot to post it. not just like a man!" "But, dear 2 "Don't 'but' me. I'm angry." 'But, dear, look at the letter. forgot to address it!" If that's You successful, they may soon be available in all colors. Kennedy & Menton 421 College St. Toronto Harley-Davidson Distributors Write at once for our bargain list ot used motorcycles, Terms arrarged. THAT DEPRESSED FEELING IS LARGELY LIVER Wake up your Liver Bile --VWithout Calomel You are "feeling punk" simply because your fiver isn't pouring its daily two pounds of liquid bile into your bowels. Digestion and elimination both hampered, het your entire system is being poisoned. at you need is a liver stimulant. Some- thing that goes farther tasijealia, mineral Waser, oil, laxative candy or chewing gum or roughage which only move the bowels ignoring the real of trouble, your liver. 'ake Carter's Little Liver Pills. Purely vege. table. No harsh calomel (mercury). Safe. Sure, Ask for them by name. 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