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2-- Scugog Citizen -- Tuesday, December 31, 7991 Giving blood is a family affair! David Irwin, left, of Port Perry, gave blood Friday for the 122nd time, while his son- in-law Fred Richard, also of Port Perry, chalked up number 10. Hurry up, Fred; you've got some catching up to do! his 19th donation. Scott Bowers (no relation to Don) is a man In a hurry! At least he was on Friday. Even though he was In a rush to get to work in Toronto, he took a few minutes to give blood first. It was Bert Stulen has been giving blood for many years. resist giving the gift of life. Ruby the clown (from the Oshawa District Shrine Club) had some fun with people as they walted to give blood at the Blood Donor Clinic hosted by the Masonic Lodge Dec. { 27. It was a bigger turnout than expected, with 116 units of blood received. Nobody was any happler about that than Dori Bower (above), organizer of the event, who couldn't Big holiday turnout to give the gift of life A volunteer gives Geogge Hepburn of Blackstock the: 20th time. Congratulations, George! » a hand after he gave blood for - Ruby the clown does some clowning around with Dr. Mercer. The Port Perry physician also gave blood. Joyce Fuller of Port Perry cuddles up. to 'Buddy the Blood Drop' after giving blood for the 39th time. for the 30th time. Donald Crosier of Prince Albert marked a special milestope Friday -- he gave blood Jack Lee of Blackstock has just a few up on Joyce Fuller. He gave blodd for the 42nd time on Friday. ink Bpotd 'by Helen SilZanne Well, as in years past, if my «predictions come true again, we 'are in for one very interesting 1992. In the field of medicine, a vac- cue will be developed to cure the a We would like to take this opportunity to thank all of our loyal customers and wish everyone a healthy, happy and prosperous New Year! . CONGRATULATIONS TO THE WINNERS OF OUR CHRISTMAS DRAWS..." Gift Certificate - Rena Webster Gift Basket - Carolyn Beatty Facial (NuSkin) - Linda Jeffery 11 WATER STREET, PORT PERRY For appointment call 985-3684 common cold. It will come in a timd, release capsule which, to be truly effective, has to be worn around the neck at all times during the cold season. This discovery will be hailed as the most exciting medical news in decades. There is however, one drawback. The time release capsule weighs in at 90 Out' there in Hollywood, Roseanne Barr Amold will finally realize her niche in'life and give up comedy to pursue a career in singing. Still with Hollywood, Liz will re-new marriage vows with Monte Carlo HAIR FASHION For Male and Female her latest husband Larry. Roseanne and Eddy Fisher will team up together to.sing at the ceremony. In a moment of nostalgia, Liz will reach out of Eddie and realize she has made a terrible mistake Roseanne will dump her current beau Tom for Larry, and Liz and Eddie will live happily ever after. You may want to catch my next year's predictions on that one. After years of testing, a fantas- tic new way to cook zucchini will be discovered. The cookbook "One Thousand and one Ways to Cook Zucchini" will be revised to read "One Thousand and two Ways to Cook Zucchini." This new culinary discovery will have chefs around the world Quzzing with excitement. And the new discovery? Simply boil it. A covey of UFOs will hover over Sussex Drive in Ottawa. Brian will race out to greet them. He will even move his shoulders in a ges- ture of good will and fall on his knees, arms extended skyward.: The UFOs will then land on his chin. Brian will grant them immi- gration status, but only if they vote for him in the next election. The aliens will frantically re-group and take off for home. There will never be another UFO sightiagso long as Brian remains in power. Elvis will be found---finally! He won't be in a shopping mall. He won't be in Mexico or Canada. And he won't be in Russia, sup- posedly spying on Canada. He will be found in Graceland in his grave, the exact spot he was placed when he died. And finally, this year will see a dramatic drop in taxes throughout the country. Believe it. The cost of living will plunge, there will be no unemployment and a cure will be found for every ailment that has ever plagued mankind. And for the first time in Ristory, UNITED CARPET, Largest Carpet Selection In Scugog Township "HOMESTEAD by HWY. 7A EAST - PORT PERRY 985-2451 or 985-2157 tL secu_o8 FAMOUS Levolore BLINDS VERTICALS * VENETIANS PLEATED SHADES Ballard & Carnegie The New Year -- Helen's predictions people all over the planet will live in harmony with each other. Oops, sad 10 say, I think I have confused these last predictions with April Fool's Day. Anyway, I wish you all a very Happy New Year, folks! Writer's workshop Fancy yourself a future Stephen King? Or a Lucy M. Montgomery? Or a Marlene Russell? If being a writer has always been your dream, you might be interested in the Scugog Memorial Library's upcoming workshop for young writers. The after-school program will begin Thursday, Jan: 23 at 4 p.m. Each of the four weekly sessions will be one hour in length. You will leam by com- pleting your own project will mean some work between sessions. Leading the workshop will be Marlene Russell, author of the weekly Writer's Blocks column in the Scugog Citizen. She will guide the young writers who sign' up through her process for. gathering information and putting it onto paper. Games will be used to keep the sessions lively and interesting for young writers aged 10 and up. Mark these dates on your calen- dar -- Jan. 23 and 30 plus Feb. 6 and 13. For more infomation, phone Marlene at 9859339. To register, contact Linda at the library, 985-7686. The registration deadline is Jan. 17, along with a small workshop fee.