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~ second base?" : self seldom gets rich from the gate _ receipts. Proof of a man's thrift used 'tra shirt. There are a few fortunate, . or unfortumate souls, who know just weight after they have passed seven' n--"Why do you weep over the 8 of people io Tr id when you go to the _ Woman--*I dont know. Why do you cheer wildly 'when a man with whom You are icquainted slides into the BE The man who makes a show of him- to be a bank account--now it's an ex- where they stand on every issue--but they are few. The rest of the think- ing citizens, if they are honest with themselves, will admit that they are groping and wondering. The shirt in- dustry ought to pick up because so many were lost during the optimistic days. Hard times--a period when peo- ple quit feeding the cow and wonder why she gives less milk, -- He was a bit shy, and after she had thrown her arms around him and kiss- ed him for bringing her a bouquet of flowers, he arose and started to leave. She--"I am sorry I offended you." He--"Oh, I'm not offended. I'm go- ing for more flowers." : _ Harriet--"What makes Jerry so wor- ried looking lately?" Juliette--""He's trying to figure out a way to marry me without getting mamma for a motner-in-law." * An Irishman was seated in a train beside a pompous individual, who was accompanied by a dog. Irishman---"Foine dog ye have. What kind is it?" 3 Man--*"A cross between an Irishman and an ape." Irishman--"Sure, an' it's related to both of us." Little Milton came home from Sun- day school with a mite box. Milton--"Why do you call it a mite box, mother?" Mother--""Because you might put something in it and you might not." Daughter--"Ma, when people go in mourning do they wear black under- clothes?" Mother--"No, dear." Daughter--"Why, do they only feel sad on the outside?" instalment Buying The sweetest of words Form this phrase divine-- "I've paid the last cent, Now the darn thing's mine!" An' then again maybe gentlemen prefer blondes because of the light overhead, It is every man's divine right to think himself dangerous to 'women, no matter what his mirror, his photograph or his wife may tell him. -------- The Mud Wallow Clean up the old yards and pens, with their mud holes, as such provide a place for the incubation of Round 'Worm eggs and other pests. Young pigs that are permitted to run in old yards and pens, that are usually heavily infested with parasite eggs, do so at considerable risk of picking up worm infestation that will make them unthrifty and unprofitable. Brood sows that are clean and worm free will, if given sanitary conditions, be in a much better position to produce and raise a full number nf healthy pigs than the sow that is neglected as to worms and sanitation. The difference frequently makes a loss out of what might have been profitable production, had the details been looked after, Pro- tect the young pigs against worm in- festation until they are four months old, if you desire them to grow up to bacon weight at a profit. The worm free pig can be marketed before it is six months old, while the wormy pig may be eight to twelve months old. There is.no profit in pigs sold at bacon months of age. The profits or what might have been profits hay been con- | sumed by the worms, for which there 8 no market, ¥ g A i Valuable Counterfeit 5 whose value in- { disclosure of the banking ' 'or Velvet Remnants, $1.00. A. MM. 3 tham, Ort. OULTRY, A Ee ry dis eat Toronto, : BABY CHICKS. $9; O.A.C. Rocks, $10. and' per hundred. Live dell eed, Prosper erity ike Farm, ADIES--SEND 10c FOR LARGE box of face powder to Cosmo metics, Hamilton, Ont. Good powder but pox slightly imperfect. State shade de- FRANCE, § TRENDY or L. omen, all es. Particulars free. Writs on Danforth Avenue, Toronte. = POUNDS PRINT, CRETONNRE. SIT.K eery Co., Chat! . MOTOR BOAT FOR SALE. altogether only four or jo ns; complete Casipment jndiud; 3 : eo linen, cl lassware and silver as well as all mar: chasse any, at § two cabins eT ns and its well electric lighting throughout and speed of 1 hes per hour. It is a peed cial paint job and very attractive in ap Jearance, a ner will sacrifice for nalf riginal cost. tkins, 7 . Adelaide St, Toronto. atkins. BW NE OF THE FINEST SUMMER homes on Georgian Bay to rent for July and August or entire Summer sea- son. This property is located in a most exclusive neighborhood in the most beau- tiful section of this beautiful part of the Great es, within easy reach of Post Office and mail steamers. It hi mag- nificent view and excellent fishing and sailing and is safe for small boats. Dining-room, kitchen and servants' ,uar- ters are in separate house, Complete equipment of motor boats, sailing dinghy and small boats may be rented if desired. House is excellently equipped with linen, china, silver, ete. oderate rental to careful tenant. H. Watkins, 73 Adelalde St. W., Toronto. Soviet Breeds Rabbits Moscow. -- A campaign for large- scale breeding of rabbits has been launched by the Soviet government to augment its output of meat and fur, I ---------------------------------------------------------------- on BARON STRAIN LEGH = | Mini R ster delivered to the students of Mec- Mrs. A. Merritt of Welland says: "Again last Spring I became {lL I .could not do my work; was pale, weak, and tired all the time. I took Dr. Williams' Pink Pills and they soon made me strong and happy again." Try them and experience for yourself the new strength and vigour they will bring you. At your druggist's in the new glass con' talner. b50c a package. 2) British Commonwealth or British Empire A correspoodent writes that many readers are puzzled over the appar- ently contradictory use of the terms "British Empire" and "British Com- monwealth of Nations" made by of the Crown. He asks whether the British Empire as a term is officially done away with, and if in its stead the term British Commonwealth of Nations is the proper designation and why the charge was made An answer may be found in a lec- ture upon the Statute of Westmin- Zon Tonto. em ee bee Berlin Restricts Taxis Berlin--The German capital has more taxis than can profitably be oper- ated at the present state of the pub- lic's purse. The question what to do about the excess has givén owners much concern and has produced a series of ineffectual corrective mea- sures, Now the long arm of authority has reached in and an order, from the police summarily directs that taxis with odd registration numbers are al- lowed in the streets only on the odd days of the month, and the even-num- bered ones on the even days. That is, only half of the total number of cabs can be operated on any one day. The authorities figure that the plan gives everybody an even chance. But although the big taxi company, the Kraftag, does not demur, there Is a good deal of grumbling on the part of the small fry, and vehemént protests from owners of single cabs. ee pee Degree Won By Mural Painting Gill University a few days ago by Hon. P. B. Mignault, former justice of the Supreme That statute was enacted at the re- quest of the Dominions themselves on December 11, 1931. The pre- Court of Canada. | Columbus, Ohio.--A mural painting has been accepted as a thesis for the first time in the history of Ohio State | University. The painting, executed by Miss Ruth Van Sandt, was accepted for a degree of Master of Arts. Tow to play Bridge AUCTION CONTRACT by Wynne Ferguson Author of "PRACTICAL AUCTION BRIDOR® ARTICLE No. 19 In the preceding article, a number of interesting hands were given for analysis. If you have not already decided on the proper play or bid, do so now before you read the solution in each instance. A comparison of your opinion with the writer's solution will prove most interesting and should help to im- Prove your game. Solutions of Last Week's Problems - Hand No. 1 Hearts--Q, 9, 8, 6, 5, 3 Al ~ @ cake AES Bilious For Days At Time Until She Took Vegetable Pills Gratefully, Mrs. C. writes: "The first dose of your wonderful Carter's Little Liver Pills gave me t relief after every medicine I tried failed." Because they are PURELY VEGE- TABLE, a gentle, effective tonic to both liver ls, Dr. Carter's Little Liver Pills are without equal for cor- recting Constipation, Acidity, Head- aches, Poor Complexion and Indiges- tion, 25c. & 75c, red hee, every v here. Ask for Carter's by NAME. KIDNEYS 0.K.2 If not, get them right as soon as you can, or trouble may follow. For 51 years millions of families have turned for relief to good old Warner's Safe Kidney and Liver Remedy. Try Clubs--S8, 4 Diamonds--A,; 7 Spades--A, 8, 6 As, ha : A B: z No score, first game. Z dealt and bid one club, A one heart and Y doubled. Hand Clubs--17, Hearts--Q, 10, 9 Clubs--A, Q, 10, 8 6, 3 Diamonds--Q, 10, 7 : Spades--9 LA No score, rubber game, Z dealt and hid one no trump, A bid two clubs, ¥ passed, B bid two. no trump and all passed. Z opened the five of spades, A 4 Played the nine, Y the queen and B won the trick with the ace. B now led the king of clubs, followed with jack, ! winning the trick in A's hand with the queen, All followed, so that the clubs are get up. B then led the ace of clubs. What should Y discard and why? Solution: Y should discard the nine of diamonds to show his partner at {once that the only tricks in his hand 'are in the diamond suit. There are three discards coming and, unless Z is informed at once that Y can protect | diamonds, he may be forced to dis- «| card to his disadvantage. "| tate to inform your partner at once of Don't hesi- strength in your hand when you see that he will be obliged to discard several times, If he has to guess, he '| probably will guess wrong; so make it easy for him. A high discard indi- '| cates strength in the suit discarded. Hand No. 3 Hearts--10, 9, 7, 6, 4 Clubs--A, K, 10 Diamonds--A, Q, 10, 9 Spades---3 3 ¥ : i A B: : z | No score, first game, Z dealt and bid one spade and A passed. What should Y now bid with the foregoing hand and why? z t rT AT Ea ond id wo hearts and, if Z rebids h should Did two no trump. A suit bid is always preferable to a Mo trump bid, it yourself, Purely vegetable. Pleas- ant tasting. Get a bottle today from | your druggist. Warner's Safe Rem- edies Co, Toronto; Ontario, for game. Y y 3 ry Cx should pass. y With « singleton of part- or oon han Spades, 16,5, h3n : B now bid one spade and Z and A passed. What should Y now bid and why? Solution: Y should bid one no trump at either Auction or Contract: This bid | should indicate at least one stopper in i spades and a fair outside hand. His | previous double of one heart has shown : his partner great strength in that suit, go it is now up to Z to decide whether it is better to try for game in no trump or a suit. , No. 2 Hearts--8, b 2 Diamonds--K, J, 9, 5, 2 Spades--Q, 8, 4, 3 y : B: z : » and passed. A and Y passed and B bid one spade, Z bid two hearts, A two spades, Y three hearts and B three spades. Z now bid four hearts, A four spades and Y five hearts, B and Z passed, A doubled and Y passed. What should B now bid and why? Solution: B should bid five spades at either Auction or Contract. His hand is too unbalanced to play to de- feat five hearts, particularly after a double raise by A. This double raise by A should indicate at least four spades, so that A B cannot hope to win more than one spade trick against a five-heart bid, therefore Y Z will either make the bid or only be defeat- ed by one trick. B should bid five spades without any question, Hand No. § Hearts--A ' Clubs--S8, 4, 2 : Y i Diamonds---A, § PA B: Spades--J, 9,8, 7,6, 4,3 z : No score, rubber game, Z dealt and hid one spade. A passed, Y bid one no trump and B and Z passed. What should A bid with the foregoing hand and why? Auction Bidding: A should bid two spades, not with the hope of making the bid, but with the hope that it will save game and rubber, A will probably lose one or two tricks, with a two-spade bid, but even if it is doubled, it will be a cheap way to save the certain loss of ga and rubber if he allows Y Z to play the hand at no trump: ' Contract Bidding: His opponents have he has for game, and y {DO chance for game in spades. mss EL Tea % TODAY you can RED LABEL | ORANGE buy 25 PEKOE 38 OLD PRICE 5 1b. 30¢ OLD PRICE Cc c Yo Ib. 43c NOTICE TO GROCERS: This is your authority to sell RED ROSE TEA at the above REDUCED PRICES starting today. We refund to you the drop in price and stand the loss. Will You Pay 3c To Be Rid of Your Indigestion ? Here Is a positive guarantee no suf- ferer from indigestion, sour, acld ston- ach can afford to ignore. 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Policy in India By the Earl of Willingdon, Viceroy of India, to the Princes of India, Your highnesses realize as well as 1 do that the forces of repression can- not be an end in themselves and that 1 have only adopted them so as to pro- duce conditions in which we shall be able to proceed with the details of the great constitutional changes which are pending. It is in the firm belief that we shall ! before long be able tgp inaugurate a new era in the constitutional history of this great country that I am deter. mined at all costs to secure and main- tain the peaceful conditions under which alone such progress can be made. ---- Courtesy opens many doors and lack of courtesy leaves them open. Cross Baby writes " was awfully fretful," MACH, A, Flewelling, Ripples, N. 7] dren's volds, fever, colic and upset Wind From the Shore Wind from the shore, waves--sérrated By vibrant ripples--dark'ning as they rise . From changing grays to green--- the sun belated-- Dropping balf-radiance througp misty slow-lifting Rome Shopkeepers Resist Tax on Advertisements Rome--The growing budget deficit bas compelled the Italian Govern- | ment to seek new sources of revenue lo among the new levies recently ! enforced here is one concerning shop igns, advertisements and notices, The bare announcement that the Gov- ernment intended to raise the taxa- tion sums due for the display of win- dow signs has had extraordinary re- sults, The movable signs were at once removed and many window in- scriptions were covere over With strips of black paper to avold pay- ing the new tax. The attitude of passive resistance adopted by the shopkeepers came as ga great sur- prise to the Government and assur- ances were immediately given that the matter would be reconsidered, but to no avail, as the shopkeepers refused to remove the black paper hastily placed on their signs. The tax on shop signs has been raised from 70 centesimi to 7 lire per letter, and the tax for words printed in a foreign language has been raised from 20 to 36 lire per letter. The application of this stiff tax yi' most likely result in a loss instead of za'n of revenue, Those who through tie winter months wish they might live where summer is an allyearround affair stop about this time of year to won: der how they would get along with- skies. Far on the dim horizon, slowly trail. ing, Two barges beat across the bay again, One in a patch of mirrored sunlight sailing, The other softly veiled by blowing rain, Quiet on shore, where waves to gentle measure | Cares in cadene unresisting stones -- | Echoing memories of hidden treas- ure-- That rise and vanish with those rhythmic .tones! Wind from the shore almost tran quillity-- But shore winds call us--call us far at sea! Dudley Stow | tea fu DONT WITH COLDS Stuggish intestinal sistance to colds. 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