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"Listen, babyt |] 'to New York we stop at Tay ie) pel fl wa a go a ride. It takes : Er tun er em | Cw Maul--"I sa yous busband "I saw your husband |] 'y ay but he didn't see me." Mrs. Saul--"So he told' me." 'But How Temporary If happiness exists, I've found it-- A half a mince pie With a boy, around it. ° It's easy enough to serve a drink fn en illegal place. The hard part fs}! serving the term that goes with it. | -- » A lady had lost her husband, and tiad-Tiven instructions to the 'stone !! mason as to the wording on the tomb- stone, the ending t6 be "Rest in Peace." In the meantime her late husband's will disclosed the fact that " she had been shabbily treated. ! "She rushed to the stBne mason and told him to omit the words "Rest fn Peace." Mdson--"I'm sorry, but they already been carved." : Lady--"Very well, then add, 'Until We Meet Again'. have They had to make skirts longer or they wouldn't have been skirts any longer. Youve probably noticed that all. _ the bargains are in things you neither meed nor want, ea Tough little Frank was visiting a seacoast town and one day .on the beach an old salt said kindly: "These here are fish nets. Know bow we make them?" Frank--"Sure, easy. You just take, a lot of holes and sew them together." Asked it he was starting a new fad | by walking down street Carryifig a handkerchief in his hand, a man re- Dlied: "Heck, no, that's not a 'hand-| kerchief. It's my wife's dress I am taking to the cleaner." Kindness and courtesy would be seen oftener if some people didn't mis- take the former for weakness and the fatter for cowardice. Ben--"I think it is going to rain be * fore night." v Bill--"Gosh, I hope not. 'water my garden." Many a town which has no zoo boasts of a social lion, a white ele- phant, a half dozen queer birds and three or four blind pigs. "The doctor who examined me the other day said I ought to pick up and go some place where it is warmer." "I've been told to go there many times before In much fewer words." It's embarrassing to admit you've never been offered money for your picture and a testimonial. ee An ice cream manufacturer adver-| tised that he would give a cone free to every boy who called at the plant and brought along his dog. One dog was reported near collapse after as- sisting all the boys in one neighbor- hood to obtain their cones. Gladys--""Underneath it all I'm real- fy an old-fashioned girl!" George--"Gosh, you wear bloom- ors?" Shit ii Sleep is never so sweet as on morn- gs you have to get up early and go to work. . ean & India would by giving | Pe Brig +o merely be doing a good turn to perhaps never did her a 1 want to |* * India and the Em ¥ Bombay and the F BpltS. i grat of 0 15¢ BLK per pound reduction on RED LABEL 5¢ per pound reduction on RED ROSE J ORANGE PEKOE. All Grocers are authorized to sell their present stock at these reductions. We recoup them for " T. H. ESTABROOKS CO. Limited Demonstrates Keen Intelligence Naturalist Cites Instance. of | _ Terrier With Human Perception The English naturalist, George J. Romaties, zoological secretary of the Linnean Soclety ot London, England, tells of 'a: skye terrier that hated to be 'washed, 'As time went on,- Its aversion to bathing became stronger and stronger. © At last the dog be --_---- - In Bathing Suit. wo 4 1" Gained 15 Lbs. ) , "Gained 15 Ibs, tak: ing Ironized Yeast. Was always ashamed "to wear bathing suit ' but now 1 can and-aot fesl too skinny." -- Eulah, Lanningham. Thousands write of 6 to 1§ 1bs. gained in 8 weeks with Ironised Yeast. Bony limbs 'round out. Ugly hollows fill in, Blemished skin gets 4] cli ness, indigestion, pear overnight. health and pep from very first day. Two great tonics in welght-bullding Malt strengthening Iron. Pleasant Far stronger than unm cated yeast. Results In 15 time. So quit being ashamed of kin, Get from druggist today. tomorrow. Money bac! manufacturer if | came so fierce at the very sight: of "SoSkinnyShamed Effective Immediately und reduction and MIXED their loss. TORONTO, ONTARIO bmi water that the sérvants of the house refused point-blank to give it a bath, Then the terriers mistress tried it] herself. } however, 1 saw an advertisement of get a resttul night's sleep. remedies failed to be of benefit and I was growing discouraged. Oue day, a case similar to mine which had been relieved by Dr. Williams" Pink Pills 80 1 decided to try them. A fow weeks' use of the Pills fully restored my health and now my household duties are a pleasure instead of a tor ture." Mrs, Haughn's whole trouble was that she had too little blood. Dr. Wil liams' Pink Pills were of ald to her because they renewed and purified her blood and that good blood promoted | good health, for where good blood abounds disease cannot exist. | You can get these Pills from any dealer in medicine or by mail at 50 cents a box from The Dr. Williams' Medicine Co., Brockville, Ont. et isi Imperial Preference Melbourne Herald. Australia {3 ready 'to discuss any proposal that recog- nizes its fiscal policy. The most cheering fact is that Imperia: prefer- ence {8 now discussed as sound practl- cal polities in British political circles where, not sp long ago, it was derid- ed as an Imperlalistic dream. British trade and industry depend in an in. creasing proportion upon Dominions and Colonial customers. In round figures British possessions in Europe buy £46,000,000 worth a year, in Asia £120,000,000 worth, In Oceania £87, 000,000 worth, in Africa £62,000,000 worth, and on the American Contin ent £43,000,000 worth. The Imperial field offers the Mother Country by far the greatest scope for commercial ex- pansion. Australia, with its tremend- ous amount of room for national growth, seems to give Britain special we % 7 Flemberd to His Son By D. P. Graham, aged 12. But even she was not 8afé, "Do you hear the call writes Prescott Lecky, ot the Depart-|Of Valkyries from the hall? ment of Psychology, Columbia Uni-iQh, the gods have sent for thee; cats in Monthly, Cajolery, threats. beating, and star- vation were of no avail the June : Pdpular Science; "gilent treatment." tention to it. She was in the habit of taking it along on her daily walk, but now went out without it. When |B | looked away. This lasted ten days. with an expression that plainly sald: «I submit" Immediately it was given a bath, which was endured patlently, | Then barking joyously, it bounded for the door to go for the customary daily walk. When next a bath was due, the terrier at first was obstin- ate. But all its mistress had to do was to' turn hep head and the dog would run for the tub eres A eerie versity, New York, In an article com-{€ome thou warrior to the free. phriig the, intelligence of dogs and (din, Thor, and Tiu are calling; Come and follow! rove and roam; Brave the waters, go to Shule, There Valkyries take thee home. Finally, Go sea-hiking, like a Viking, the owner decided to give the dog tha | Roaming, ey roving as She pald no at-|Riding, gliding o'er the sea; ide thee, glide thee, Polling like a Viking o'er the sea. she sat reading or sewing and it came «Go thee to cold Shule, to Mulla-- up to her, she turned her head and mpe gods will call thee to Vaihalla; i | Markland, He'luland, and Vinland At length gpa)| ges thee, my brave son Mirand. the dog came up to her one morning |gyly Vikings brave and true Are in the sagas here remembered hink of Beowulf, of Tiu, - These are mentioned, not like Flem berd. Flemberd was a coward; thou Would do better, O, my son, To turn towards Beowulf thy prow, And then follow, follow on. Go thou rolling, go sea-hiking, Roaming, roving like a Viking. "Fear not, son! Be not like I; Go thou to the sea and die; Lacking Somewhere Buttons are plenty, and thread , cheap, Yet bachelors look forlorn, knack Or woman to sew them on, re recep ee Because they lack the skill or the The horse is man's best friend un- Die in battle or at sea, 18 | But--remember Flambe=d, me." Fell upon his couch and died; And Mirand forgot his past, Tried rouse his mother's pride. All his hamlet kept the advice Of 'old Flemberd to his son, 'Tured their prows to Beowulf, And then followed on and on. Then the Norseman breathed his last, and rosy like ragic. Nervous Sy tion disap Sound sleep. New one--sapecial vi | gE BR th he bats on him, Nurses Wanted 'Tne. off " h Young k from not delighted with t-hour | persian. "Rice, ness, has D And, Mirand cried 'anon, sea-hiking: "Now I'm dying like a Viking" RRARAIS gos meg o)hp>h>oo stLti/ Heal the Sprain Our present rice over the h with Minard's. and wife time {mmemorial. ens peepee lay custom of throwing happy wedded pair as they leave the bride's home as man comes down to us from the the emblem of fruitful 3d an important role in ge ceremonies from ! opportunities, BRR IRE ST AT A PRICE ,They were seated comfortably be- fore the fire. pI say, John," she said, "is it true that money talks?" John laughed. "A figure of 'speech, my dear," he . How to drink the: bitter. Ellen Janson in the London Mercury} G.B.S. Tells Way of Linguists, who met for their an: | nual conference in London recently, invited G. Bernard Shaw to send & of Linguists and cannot imagine what Imperceptibly it learned : « - pool. It there Is a room that must' Not be entered 'more, Comes the soft and gradual dust Drifting down behind the door. * 44 "nest." Orde Trent Electric Hatchery, ta tor --_ iy "tells In 1 { " Surer than remewberl ! © POW BALE Surer is forgetfulness | JT 8ED BICYCLES, $10 UP. VARSITY Shuts the window in the spring, i Ulce Works: al Spadina Avetrys, Lays away the silver dress. { Inentmrf-- to Wreck a Parley London--Members of the Institute message. His reply, written on a postcard, was as follows: $ "I have never heard of the Institute' it is for. But 1 can assure you 'with a confidence founded on long experi, ence that if you want to bore a con- ference and make It a failure from the start the surest method Is to read} messages to it." eA en GIVE CONFIDENCE {| tions, our interests in each other' but il our real lives we must live by our selves. CHICKS -- We have our friendships, our affeo- 20 Famous Breeds to choose from. Send for free chick catalog; it has Yaluable information on brooding chicks. ig EssexSilatchery +. Bmscratefy of for you" Box 207-W, Rasex, Oat. 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I get so lonely." | en ventt er fits Minard's Checks Falling Hair. medicine dealers or by mail at 25 cents a box from The Dr. Williams' Medicine Co., Brockville, Ont oti ea The Naval Conference re | Singapore Free Press: If we have { LIVE NOW i in the end to regret the failure of the A famous French philpsopher once main aim of the Conference--a failure | sald that in every man's life there are the political effects of which may be | but three important events; namely, even more far reaching than the naval | birth, life and death. Of our birth, effects--we. can still feel that as far | sald he, we are not conscious; we ne: as America and ourselves are concern glect to live; and we die in palin. To ed a real understanding has been be sure, this is a rather gloomy as- reached which must powerfully in | pect, but it contains food for thought. fluence all future naval policy In Fo-i events wae | spect to fleet construction. That is a | Over the first and last have but little control. In gbedience | to the immutable. law of nature, we come and Bo the way of all life. Our chief concern, therefore, "should be that we do not neglect to live. y rl "It criticism 1s unfounded it fails of itself, and if well founded it results to. mutual advantage."--Giullo Gatti: Casazza. eel -- Hotel laundries are findiug that in many cases pillow-cases are badly damaged by the cosmetics and hair- dye used by visitors; these get on to the bed-linen, which rots when wash- ed, eel ee set Married man: "Why don't you get married, Miss Perkins? You are get- ting to look like & 'back number'; you" ried long ago." : 1 .educe |: a will soon be an old maid" Miss Per- | kins: "If I were as easy to please as your wife was, I would have been mar- great advance, because whatever may be sald the fact remains that now and for many years to come the United | States and Great Britain will be in the position of active rivals. They will, it may be hoped, always be will ingly friendly rivals, and an impulse towards such friendship must be pro- vided by the removal of all doubts regards and misunderstandings as their 'respective naval polices. om---- hi py Passenger--"Have | time to say good-bye to my wife?" Conductor-- "I don't know, sir. How long have you been married?" BICYJLE B. RGAINS Best made, lowest ost, $10 up, Transpor- A tation paid. Write (for free illustrat- (ied catalogue. Bi- 7 WV cycles, supplies,at SHRP wholesale prices, PEERLESS BICY"LE WORKS 191-3-5 Dundas Street West, 14 Vas gone condition, .Cheap for Immediate sale. West, Taranto. Base Ball Toronto' FOR SALE FIVE D.C. MOTORS 1, 1%, 4 and 8 Horsepower, all In H. Watkins, 73 Adelaide Street Baseball players use Minard's for stiffness, strained ligaments and bruises. 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