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vy | Jeweler a JAMES MKEE-- _STATIONER [Port West ery. a spent, his. 'early. a © wise to interest as ma town will need to keep a the work; and now as it can be. done, = ££, Ea 'Joshua w. Sorts. Mr. Joshua W. "Curts, who, died at the age of 74 years on Thursday, ehrgury 17, 1921, was an outstanding ng fi in € was years on the farm. At 17 of ge he married Frances Lewis | 1]an afterward ran a gi store in Toronto and for some time resided in Whith Hor : Mr. Curts came 1g D in 1875 1 number of years Men s Heats: Ribbed Wool Underwear Sway Coats at equally vesised, prices. 4 y Ribbed Wool Underwear I price $4.00. per suit for $2.98[) Regular price $4.50 per suit for $3.58 3 bats Wonderful Soap for 25e. And many other Fedueiong. Mr. H Fan Later t ie b ck building Ah St. erected. The ube did a big business for a having two or three teams on the road gather- ing IE eggs and butter, and later r.-Curts has bed aim. 2elf with the farm at the Wes end of Scugog bridge. In bi i dition to the two warehouses erected by the deceased, he put up two fine brick houses -- the residence whete he spent the later years of his life, and that now occupted by Mrs.S.Graham. Mr, Curts was actively inter- gated in public 'affairs, being eve of Port Perry for six years, and afterward a member of the Board of Education! He was 'a. veteran of the Fenian Raid and while in Toronto. was a er of the Queen's Own "Some Curts mare Yelinda. May "Abbott 'who survives him, ther with two .) Hall, and Mrs. Roading, of 'Toronto; and a half brother, Mr. George Bailey, of Winnipeg, Telephonic Service It seems to be the favorite rt of Nags to pun and par- a on telepho one service. ne of latest jokes is this: "Ten f the las motor; twe Al "minutes trolley; thirty minu walking, and one. 8 hour: by. tele Sone. p that is: to make. people laugh, | Usually they are written by a J nn | fi he Sew Rink 3 over ton. 0, and the such Subscriptions may . or Mr. We S. Short at it rest made payable on success tol ao faraait on the" 'work of - canvass; ) pat "ap a rittk whieh" Every shareholdér wily" Her as possible." <All interests. Rin mind, We have under- "| eight weeks the commission will = donfronting the tele hone people --Know nothing ang care less." A. joke at best is no more than , but when it contains a e innuendo it more often not 'precipitates a super- judgment -- a premature nciation, e telephone has never ceased a wonder. It is hard to ive of a world without tele- 8. If we had to pay for iS in acsordatiee with the t oo real benefit, many LR ip i or a sab seems to b - fuse the di 99 1 and get perfect service and then on the hundreth attempt fail to get service and the telephone is con- demni The jokesmiith who hangs his humor on the telephone does the telephone company an. injustice. The Security News, Dallas, Texas The Office Dog's Contribution. It happened on a crowded car. A seedy-looking man, very much the worse for er. rose to give his seat to a lady, when a robust man slipped into the vacant seat Teaving the lady still standing. "'S-a-y, you=-you fellow," said hangin p, '"I--I'm stra] drunk, 8 ol but --in this world--no, sir, never!" with The young mar was telling his Sweetittart he ow he had been at- tracted to her "You were alovely flower and I was a beg,' he explained to her. 'I was a mouse and you were apiece of cheese--"' And she rose and left the room. riage is 'a suicide is a_ preventive against arriage." m fon |. Visitor (to Tommy, who spilt "and |a bottle of ink on the carpet)-- Never. "No use to cry over spilt milk: \ To Fit: AR dunce 'would now tha If it's milk that's Jas. Lie {is 'being the boozy, but chivalrous, indi vidual, se} he swajed to and fro} I-I'll get ; over it, I will; hut you--you're a | hog, and d you'll never get over it 3 And 3 theot other passengers agreed] then he wondered why|$ "Statisties prove that mar-& reventive against | suicide," said Mrs. Gabb., 2 '""Yes,"" growled Mr. Gabb. | "'And statistics also e that Later me re WI Ree ort rt Dear erry. ~With N forence: t your com- munication of recent date, please be advised 9 sYerynoesible effort to complete ar- geen rE a oer As you have been informed on several occasions, the Wasdell System will have to depend yon the sale of power to SIGN ities in order that cient Soin: 'of * power fr obtain sat. xbridge 'gn gud) stand d arrangemen E made atthe present rious down : 'made t contracts, and just as S00 od a sufficient n r have béen' obtained to warrant the construction of linés the the worlrwill be undertaken'and Service THIS bank aims to en Systematic javine. stands hog es dist Sor r Sonducting a series of | secrice. STANDARD BANK. OF. CANADA. ~a Opin Surpias Sid Unlivies Prete = » PORT PERRY BRANCH ements made to supply Both. ort Perry and Uxbridge. | Probably in the next six or be able to. give you some very : definite information in connect- |; fon with the Jatish, truly, You (Signed) 'F, A A. Gaby IN Local™agent for Templeton's Fheumatiosnd Asthma remedies C. Morrisons drug store. Eg in and get a free trial package. vod T.W. McLean, P.In N.G. Secrethry : Warder Lodge No. 78 Meets every Second and Feurth Monday in each month: in the Oddfellows' Hall. Visiting Brethren Welcome ie of Lake Scugog, terraced other bedrooms. 'The h cold water attachments stove equipment. ing-room. W.H. H Port Perry for Arthur J. Carnegie's home. is leaving Port Perry and his house must therefore be sold. Note the following specifications: Central location, fine neighbourhood, good view Ca Mr. Carnegie grounds with garage. The house is constructed of pressed brick with wide and artistic verandahs, sleeping porches to two of the bedrooms, and balconies to two ouse is heated by a Kelsey Furnace with elosed-in and dust-proef coal room¥ Fixed porcelain tubs with hot and in the basement for laundry purposes, together with wringer and Hardwood floors through- out the house, oak-pannelled and beamed din- Two fire-places, tiled bathroom fully equipped, artistic decorations, beautiful electric fixtures. ARRIS Ontario - JAMES Bell Phone 94 WARD DEALER IN PIANOS, ORGANS and GRAMAPHONES 'AL80 SECOND-HAND ORGANS PIANOS TUNED MAY and JUNE