The following text may have been generated by Optical Character Recognition, with varying degrees of accuracy. Reader beware!

ly limited, there are various topics to be discussed with a 'new 18 | guest' which need but a slended 1 vocabul rildom .ing eight or nine boxes letely cured, I can commend: the fering from A medicing red blood wi re not only skin troubles, but also anaéiia, rheu- matism, neuralgia, indigestion and a host of other troubles simply be- cause these troubles are the result of bad blood. 'Dr. Williams' Pink Pills make new' blood and under their use blood and nerve troubles . disappear. Sold by all medicine dealers or by mail at 50 cents a box or six boxes for $2.50 from The Dr. Williams' Medicine = Co., Brockville, Ont. 2 ElLIH W N CHA ETIGUETTE OBSERVED WHEN MAKING A CALL. _--. A Visit to a Lady of High Degree and One to a Farmer's . Wife. "We could have walked from our house to that of the Wei's in five minutes," writes an Engush woman visiting in China to the Lady, "but etiquette ordained that we should drive. So we ordered a blue hood- ed, springless mule cart, the only conveyance obtainable in that north ern city, and crawled in on all fours under cover of the hood while the servant sat on the shafts and the driver walked behind us using his voice instead of reins. 'We had dressed in gala clothes for the occasion. '" 'Your white gown is very retty,' said my hostess in a doubt- ul tone, 'but--' " 'But what? I asked anxiously, | and " 'But the Chinese do so dislike white. You see it is the si of mourning. No don't trouble to change. That pink scarf will make it all right an pink is one of their favorite colors. LR __ ""The gatekeeper at the Wei maf- sion hearing the sound of cartwheels flung open the : big gates . and we P were conducted round a few sharp corners and across. some paved courtyards into an inner court where the mistress of the establish- ment, surrounded : by a group of hand maidens and relatives, came forward to meet us. 'Her face, thickly coated with a wash of rice flour paste, and rouge dabbed on here and there in what call the wrong places, we should gave her face the wooden look of A DUTCH DOLL and her wooden walk on the poor lily feet three inches long kept up the rese ce." "We were ered with many _polite speeches into the guest 'hall a bare; = uninteresting room that bad o oe el '| here to help others." shh hich is your honorable king- ey ask. __*¢ 'My 'inferior kingdom is Eng- land.' ; ed 5 '* 'And 'your honorable age?' they inquire, : 'At which, if one desires to ans- wer indefinitely, one replies twenty- 0dd or irty-odd as the case may 2 They soon discover if one is un- married and this affords some sur- prise, for spinsters of a certain aye are hardly ever met with in China. An explanation that in England we please ourselves as to whether we will marry or not only increases the | SOOTHES bewilderment. You seek to divert their attention by inquiring how many 'commanding gentlamen' they have (meaming sons). If they reply, that they have one or more YOUNG PUPPIES (meaning sons), you hasten tc con- gratulate, and so it ges on. , "Finally your. attemonts to finish your tea having been frastrate by the attendant, who fills the cup up ain before it has a chance of get. ting empty, leaving takings are commenced. You fear you have been very little company, and the Tai Tai murmurs some:hug depie- catory about herself. Ysa beg her to detain her steps and she implores you to 'walk slowly.' At each cor: ner you all bow, hugging your fifth ribs with clasped nands in the orthodox fashion, and the progress to the outer gates is halting in ihe extreme. ' "My next visit was of a very dif- ferent character., We spent the afternoon with a respectable farm- er's family. The.farmer's wife wel- comed us warmly and -regaled us on tea and boiled eggs--a dish of twenty or thirey boiled eggs, to be eaten without bread or salt or any 'accessory whatever except the tea. '"The farmhouse was built of mud, with walls feet thick, and the win- dows were almost non-existent. The place looked poverty stricken, but the' farmer's wife spoke of recent prosperity, Crops had done well she and her husband had been able to purchase that which they had been wanting for some years past. . "'She took us to see the newly bought treasures. - We peered in through the door and the good wo- man's face beamed with pride and leasure. There they where straight in front of ns made of polished wood, black as ebony, two magnificent-- coffins.' . . re I eee If attacked with cholera or sum- ner complaint of any kind send at once for a bottle of Dr. J. D. Kel- logg's Dysentery Cordial and use it according to directions. It acts with wonderful rapidity in subdu- ing that dreadful disease that weak- éns the strongést man and that de- stroys the young and delicate. Those who have used this cholera medicine say it acts promptly, and never fails to effect a thorough ure. A FAIR QUESTION. Willie-- 'Pa?' Pa-- Yes." ~~ / "Willie--*'Teacher says that we're Pa--*'Of course' we are.' Willie--""Well, what are' the thers here for?' i q Sanie because bonds are saleable at any time. 9 Profitable because they i a higher rate of - interest than any other investment = that offers equal ty. q We would like to send you our literature on bonds as send 'us your not cost you any thing. ROYAL" SECURITIES CORPORATION LIMITED BANK OF MONTREAL BUILDING 'YONGE AND QUEEN STS, TORONTO investments, address, it THE REAL TEST. Mother--Have you been a good boy 'at school to-day, Clarence! Son--Yes, mother; I didn't get caught once. REST AND HEALTH TO MOTHER AND CHILD. MRS. WINSLOW'S SOOTHING SYRUP has been MILLIONS of TH the ALLAYS all PAIN ; CURES WIND COLIC, an 18 the best remedy for DIARRHGEA. It is ab- olutely harmiésd Be sure and ask for ** Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup," and take uo other kind, Twenty-five cents a bottle, Visitor--"Look here, if I decide to stay with you for a week or so, how much is it going to cost me?' Clerk (of the swell hotel)}--"You can answer that best yourself. How much have you got?' - ein There are many imitations of Wilson's Fly Pads. Do not be de- ceived by unsatisfactory imitations. Get Wilson's. "Goodness, John," said a wo- man to her husband, "your suit looks as if you had been sleeping in it.' "Well," replied John, "why not? Isn't that the suit I wear to church?' Minard's Liniment Cures Dandruff. "The people I lived wid before, ma'am," said the new cook, "was very plain." "Well," asked her new employer, "are we not plain here?' 'Yez are, ma'am, but in a different way. They wuz plain in ther way o livin', not in their ooks, ma'am." Unless worms be expelled from the system, no child can be heal- thy. Mother Graves' Worm Ex- terminator is the best medicine ex- tant to destroy worms. : "Me good fellow," said the Eng- lish tourist, "kin you direct me to a place where one may get a good drink ¥' "Well," replied the thirsty native, 'I kin direct yer better to a place where two kin git a good drink."' re Minard's Liniment Relieves Neuralgia. Mother-- 'Now, Charlie, must be a very good boy. You have a nice new brother. Aren't you pleased?' Eight-Year-Old Charlie--"Oh, I don't know. It's always the way ; just as I'm getting on in the world competition be- gms." Soft corns are difficult to eradi- cate, but Holloway's Corn Cure will draw them out painlessly. WRONG DEPARTMENT. "I want a pair of shoes that will be plenty large enough," she said, as the clerk looked into her old one to find the number. "In that case,' he replied, "per- haps you had better step over into the men's department." OFTEN, "What becomes of the average you fan's money 1' 41 guess it goes. to the average 4 | woman." material acted upo 'temperature ine ot as "temperat oachi equal to the hy point. It ap- ears as if a very rtion of metal being eu the neighborhood: of: ty i pmsl i 2 resh ru , thus a fres 'surface to the frictional ion, and 'that this process goes on continu- ously while the disk is working. The temperature of the disk must necessarily be much lower than the work in contact with it owing to its. large surface a considered that all the frictional energy of the rotating disk is con- centrated on'an extremely = small area of contact in the material sub- jected to its action the results ob- tained are nbt so surprising as ap- pear at first eight.--Cassier's Mag- azine, Relief for the Depressed. --Physi- cal and mental depression usually have their origin in a disordered state of the stomach and liver, as when these organs are deranged in their action the whole system is affected. Try Parmelee's Vege- table Pills. They revive the diges- tive processes, act beneficially on the nerves and restore the spirits as no other pills will. They are cheap, simple and sure, and the ef- fects are lasting. THE RETORT COURTEOUS. "The trouble with you is that you ! | keep constantly forgetting that you ever were a boy."' It was his wife who said it, and he, of course, came right back with the witty re- ply: "Well, you never forget that you were once a girl, although cvery- body else forgot it years and years ago." TRY MURINE EYE REMEDY for Red, Weak, Weary, Watery Eyes and Granulated Eyelids. Murine Doesn't Bmart--Soothes Eye Pain. Druggists Bell Murine Eye Remedy, Liquid, 26c, 50c, $1.00. Murine Eye Salve in Aseptic Tubes, 25c, $1.00. Eye Books and Eye Advice Free by Mall Murine Eye Remedy Co., Chicago. A REAL PESSIMIST. Mrs. Wiggs--Mrs. Harper is al- ways complaining of what might have been. Mrs. Diggs--Yes; she has wasted enough time crying over spilt milk to buy a couple of cows. The Friend of All Sufferers. -- Like to "the shadow of a rock in a weary land" is Dr. Thomas' Ec- lectric Oil to all those who suffer pain. It holds out hope to every- one and realizes it by stilling suf- fering everywhere. It is a liniment that has the blessings of half a continent. It is on sale everywhere and can be found wherever enquir- ed for. ALMOST REPAIRED. Customer--*"And my watch--when will it be repaired 1' Country Jeweller-- 'Yeu might have it now, sir, except for one lit- tle wheel. I can't seem to find where the miserable little thing be- longs !"' It is a fact beyond dispute that one packet of Wilson's Fly Pads has killed a bushel of house flies. This is more than could possibly be caught on three hundred sheets of sticky paper. All Druggists, Gro- cers and General Stores sell Wil- son's Fly Pads. Be sure you get the genuine Wilson's. Barber (to bald customer)--"Try a bottle of this preparation, sir. Splendid stuff for baldness."" Cus- tomer--* 'So it may be, but I've got all the baldness I want, thanks." Minard"s Lin!ment for sale everywhere. And some church members seem to think it is up to the minister to make good for the entire congre- gation. When you have a pain think of Hamlins Wizard Oil. For heal- ache, Toothache, Earache, Stomach ache, and many other paiiful ail- ments toere is nothing better. FRANCE ENCOURAGES THRIFT. With a view to encouraging thrift, in France, M. Chaumet, un- der secretary of state to the post office, has issued a circular to the directors of departments, Irom which it appears tnat various muni- cipalities intend to put a franc in the savings banks in the name of every child as soon as it is born. sisting the communes and when it is EE | DEFINITION OF SLOW GAME. Little Elmer -- Papa, chess Ts what is r 'Broadhead--Merely a scientific method of fooling away time. : Costiveness and its Cure.--When the excretory organs refuse to per- form their functions properly the intestines become clogged. This is known as costiveness and if neg- Jected gives rise to dangerous com- plications, Parmelee's Vegetable Pills will effect a speedy cure. At the first intimation of this ailment the sufferer should procure a pac- ket of the pills and put himself under a course of treatment. The good effects of the pills will be al- most immediately evident. DOUBTFUL COMPLIMENT. Mr. Bored--I wish I. had your voice. Miss Bawler (delighted) -- Why sol Mr. Bored--Well, then I could stop it whenever I pleased. Minard's Liniment Co., Limited. Dear Sirs,--1 had a Bleeding Tumor on my' face for a long time and tried a number of remedies without any good results. I was advised to try MINARD'S LINIMENT, and after using several bot- tles it made a complete cure, and it healed all up and disuppeared altogether. | DAV HENDERSON. Eellsisio Station, Kings Co., N. B, Sept. MODE GOOD. Kate-- 'Maude is married and she doesn't know the first thing about housekeeping." Alice--"Yes, she does; the first thing is to get a husband to keep house for." There are many sticky devices on the market that kill some flies, but housekeepers who have tested them know that Wilson's Fly Pads kin many times more, and do not dam- age carpets and furniture like all sticky fly catchers. THAT'S WHY. Benedict-- 'Do you know, old man, 1 don't spend so much money now as 1 did before I was mar- ried 1' Bachelor--"How's that" Benedict-- 'Well, I don't have it to spend." Minard's Liniment Cures Burns, Etc. PIE. Delicious Spice Pie.--The yolks of three eggs, one and one-half cups of sugar, one cup of good cream, two tablespoons of flour, two thirds of a cup of butter, one teaspoon of spice, cloves, cinnamon, and nut- meg. Mix flour and sugar to- gether, then cream with butter; add yolks of eggs, beating thor- oughly ; next add cream and spices. Use the whites for the frosting on top. (Cream Pie.--Crust--Two table- spoons butter, one and one-half tablespoons sugar and the yolk of one egg; cream butter and sugar; beat the yolk well and add; then add a small cup of flour. This re- sembles a mass of crumbs. Press into a pie tin with the back of a spoon; bake until a light brown. Fill with the following cream: One pint of milk in the double boiler; mix well together three tablespoons of sugar and three tablespoons of flour; add to the boiling milk; cook until thick; then add the yolks of three eggs; cook for a while, then spoon of vanilla. Cover with a meringue made of the well beaten whites of four eggs and a little sugar; cover the pie with this and brown nicely in oven. This is a 'delicious pie, and easily digested. FALL NTRS take from fire and add one table-|- 3 Tei ) FARMS FOR RENT AND SALE. 177 "ASK DAWSON, HE KNOWS. : IF you want to sell a farm, counsuld * me. sag = I' you want to buy a farm, consuls me. HAVE some of the best Fruit, Ei Grain oid Farms in a " end 'prices W. DAWSON, « Btreet, Toronto. AGENTS WANTED. GENTS WANTED.--A study of other propositions convinces us iat none can equal ours. You will al ways regret it it you don't' apply particulars to 'ravellers' Dept., Albert Bt, Ottawa. MISCELLANEOUS, AY and FARM BCALES. Wilson's Scale Works, 9 Esplanade, Toronto. PPRENTICES TO THE MOULDING or stove mounting trade wanted at once. Good chance for country boys who wish to improve their prospects. Write or call at once, Gurnoy Foundry Come pany, 500 West King Street, Toronto. GENTS WANTED. A LINE FOR . every home. Write us for our choice list of agents supplies. We have the greatest agency proposition in Canada to-day. No outlay necessary, Apply B. C. I. Co., 228 Albert St., Ottawa. C ANCER, TUMORS, LUMPS, etc. in ternal and external, cured withous sin by our home tfeatment, Wire us efore ate. Dr. Bellma Limited, Collingwood, Ont. 0 Medical Cos TON SCALE GUARANTEED. Wilson' 6 Scale Works, 9 Esplanade, Find) SFECIALISTS ADVICE FREE. us in regard to any diseaso. n Niuety Colborne nsul wes al kinds. . Bend measure age. Write to-day for anything sold rst-class dr stores to Dr. Bellman, Collingwood. On DYEING! CLEANING! For the very best, send your work to the "BRITISH AMERICAN DYEING CO." Look for agent in your town, or send dirdot. Montreal. Toronto, O.tawa, Quebex When buying your Piano insist on having an 'OTTO HIGEL" |__Ptano Action | TWO ANGLERS. A barefoot boy, A white birch pole; A can of worms, A swimmin' hole. A baited 'hook, A tug and swish; A steady haul, A string of fish. A white duck suit, A canvas boat; A costly rod, A patent float, A gaudy fly, A cast and swish; A pretty sight, But nary fish! Well, Well! THIS isa HOME DYE that ANYONE can use | | I dyed ALL these V2 DIFFERENT KINDS --- of Goods --= ---- with the SAME Dye. ™ J used DYOLA OLEAN and SIMPLE to Use. NO chance of using the WRONG Dye for the Goods one has to color, All colors from your Drugaist or Dealer. FREE Color Card and STORY Booklet 19, 'The Johnson-Richardsoa Co., Limited, Montreal, En, * Canada Business College ATHAM, ONT. In a_class by itself Amo Schools ot Business ws STUDENTS PLACED IN 1908 388 STUD PLACED IN 1908 475 STUDENTS PLACED IN 1910 We publish the lists aunually. one Sagi on PB fare. @ood board and room, $5.40 per week. come to , America's ining.