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Port Perry Star, 16 Aug 1911, p. 7

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2 A SOFT ANSWER. "Always remember, Ferdinand, said his loving parent, r B answer. tu red groatly from her stomach and EXTRACT FROM A LETTER. I we ls ay nothing helved_ her Sl} 'Oh, Alice, I must tell you about fobeean ving her Baby's OW, boy iopping her ab ove board 'els, sweetened hor stomach, and |in& house who is a perfect little Bow she is a big, healthy, happy |gentleman. The other day he child." The Tablets are sold by | brought his sister in to dinner and "medicine dealers or by mail at 25 | introduced her as follows: 'Ladies cents a hox from The Dr. Williams' | 8nd gentlemen, this is my sister.' Medicine Co., Brockville, Ont. Then, turning to the girl, he ad- : ded: 'My sister, these are 'ladies and gentlemen." We all roared." THE ONLY OBSTACLE. wirtite ap? i "Lady," said the fortune-teller,| HAVE YOU A BAD SORE? * shuffling the cards, "the fates de-| .If so, remember "these 'facts-- cree that you will visit foreiga|Zam-Buk is by far the most widely lands. You will mingle in the |used balm in Canada? Why has it Oourt life of kings and queeas.|become so popular? Because it marry the man of your choice--a | 8nd does what is claimed for if. - tall, dark, handsome gent of dis- Remember that Zam-Buk is 'at the tinguished ancestry; in fact, a|Same time healing, soothing, and peer of the realm." antiseptic. Kills peison instantly, "Will he be young?' and all harmful germs. It is suit- 'Yes, young and rich." able alike for recent injuries and The visitor in her excitement |diseases, and for chronic sorés, ul- clutched the seer's arm. cers, etc. Test how different and "But how,' she cried eagerly, | Superior Zam-Buk really is. All *how am I to get rid of my pre- | druggists and stores at 50c. box. sent husband I' Use also Zam-Buk Soap. Relieves ' -- sunburn and prevents freckles. The Foe of Indigestion.--Indiges- Best for baby's bath. 23c tablet. tion is a common ailment and few ---- are free from it. It is a most dis- . ~ OH, YOU GIRLS! ic tressing complaint and often the | Dajsy-- "I shall write Alice this suffering attending it is most se-| afternoon. Have you any mes- vere. The very best remedy is sage?" Parmelee's Vegetable Pills taken | Dolly-- What! Writing to that according to directions. They rec- | horrid cat? Oh, give her my love." tify the irregular action of the sto- WASN'T THAT ENOUGH? mach and restore healthy action.| Randall-"My wife plays and or.-many years they have been sings and recites." "& standard remedy for dyspepsia | Rogers--"Has she any other de- and indigestion and are highly | fects?' esteemed for their qualities. eR SS BRE BE - n Wise mothers who know the vir- TEACHING THE YOUNG. tues of Mother Graves' Worm Ex- "Pa, what's tetanus?' terminator always have it at hand, "Oh; he was a Roman Senator | because it proves its value. or something--I forget just what. Now don't bother me any more." | CONVEYING IT TACTFULLY. 8 ; "Mr. Slocum," the young woman Ee REST AND HEALTH 0 MOTHER AND OHILD. said, "You must not mind Tommy < RS. NSLOW'S SOOTHL UP S nD : , "© used forover SIXTY YEARS by MILLIONS of | tying your gloves together. He OTHERS for their CHILDREN WHILE [doesn't know that you will be PERFEC : . HES the CHILD, SOFTENS the GUMS, | Wanting to put them on in a few VS all PAIN ; CURES WIND COLIC. and | minutes." the best remedy for DIARRHEA, It is ab- : lutely harmless Be sure and ask for Mrs. . OE SP onnd take uo other AN ANGLER'S ELYSIUM. BR rencoording Hdvertisements all | summer > - ; e. ey are the best ever | oi SHE'LL GET IT: --but if fishing is better anywhere else than i, is 2 Sk ian Bay" we do not bt ' now where 8. ere is a greater var- Hu You don't need another iety of fish in this water than anywhere yo new dress, dear. else, and they are always hungry. The | os Wife--' No, darling, but 1 must only place where you can afford to fish is where the fish are numerous, big and de- have one." Jicious in flavor, and that place is Georg- an Bay--so the fishermen say. 8 Dr. C. Gordon Howitt, Domin-| funk Haiiway System tre toiine avout "4 r. U. Cordon Howiif, llomun the home of the bass, pickerel, pike, and on Entomologist, says, referring| the noble trout family. ress A. B. to the infantile death rate from | DUFF, Union Station, Toronto. intestinal' diseases and disrrhoea : hie spread by the house fly, he believes E Sexton of the Brighton, Cemetery, ; V ' . ngland, and for many years ver that the so-called harmless fly is ger at the rarish Church, Mr. Wil- yearly causing the death of thou- fyi; Shelly has officiated at 30,000 sands of tants, a8 rel h > funerals, 1,000 baptisms, and 600 spreading e germs of typhold| weddings. . fever. Wilson's Fly Pads are the Sding only. thing that will rid your house| Its Virtue Cannot be Described. of these dangerous pests. --No one can explain the subtle . rr power that Dr. Thomas' Eclectric NO. DISCRIMINATION. Oil possesses. The originator was . "Does your new baby ery much {himself surprised by the wonderful Bt night "> Oa § qualities that his compound pos- "Laws! it cries at anything."' | sessed. That he was the benefac- Tho . tor of humanity is shown by the When Holloway's Corn Cure is| myriads that rise in praise of this applied to a corn or wart it kills | wonderful Oil. So familiar is ev- the roots and the.callosity comes |eryone with it that it is prized as out without injury to the flesh. a household medicine everywhere. of course it is all right for a Usually a man who would rather bride to wait until her husband is| be right than be president soon ac- sound- asleep, then wake him up| quires a reputation of being poor add ask him if he's asleep yet. ~ | but honest. Fr 'Minard's Liniment Cures Carget In Cows. TRY MURINE EYE REMEDY ' : for Red, Weak, Weary, Watery Eyes FORBIDDEN FRUIT. AndGrauviated Eyelids, Muring Doesn't A sailor had just shown a lady Beil Murine Bye Remedy, Liquid, 256, over the ship. In thanking him, |gge, $1.00. Murine : said: 'I am sorry to see by that tips "are forbidden bi " and Eye Advice Murine Bre Tex apples "Conquering all rivals, you will| heals sores, cures skin diseases, 26¢, $1.00. Bye Books : Aseptic Tubes, 2. De Toany person of means 4 BONDS re; ent the safest kind Tan ver | + ment as the payment of both est corporation issuing the bond. 9 We would like an: opportunity to place be- fore you a list of bonds that afford not only abso- lute safety but splendid interest return. 9 Your enquiry will re- ceive prompt attention. ROYAL "SECURITIES CORPORATION 'above is a pertinent : prin and inter- is guaranteed by the LIMITED TORONTO |ns, the use of kangri in Kashmir, "HE WANTED TO LEARN HOW. Burglar--Don't shoot me, sir. Householder--On one condition, that you tell me how you got in without waking my wife. A Sure Corrective of Flatalency. --When the undigested food lies in the stomach it throws off gases, caysing pains and oppression in the stomachic region. The belch- ing or eructation of these gases is offensive and the only way to pre- vent them is to restore the stomach to proper action. Parmelee's Ve- getable Pills will do this. Simple directions go with each packet and a course of them taken systemati- cally is certain to effect a cure. TOO TRUE. "What is the hardest thing to learn about farming?' inquired the summer boarder. "Gettin' up at 5 o'clock in the mornin, ,, replied Farmer Corntossel. A BANDAGE. Little Willie-- 'Say, Pa, why is Justice always blindfolded?" Pa--' 'Because she is forever get- ting a black eye, my son."' This is to certily that I have used MIN- ARDS Liniment in my family for years, and consider it the best liniment on the market. norseflesh I have founds it excellent for : Signed) - Signed) og PINEO, "Woodlands," Middleton, N.S. Gentleman (entering)--' 'Do you work here, boy?' Office Boy -- "Only when the governor is look- ing." Minard's Liniment Cures Diphtheria. 'I want to see the head of the house," said the pedlar. 'I'm sor- ry," replied Mrs. Minns, "but the baby is asleep just now."' FARMS FOR RENT AND SALE. . ASK DAWSON, HE KNOWS. Irae want to sell a farm, consult | want to buy a farm, consult HAVE some of the best Fruit, Stock, Grain or Dairy Farms in Ontario, and prices right, H W. DAWSON, Ninety Colborne « Street, Toronto, ' § ASRATOON, 8 tehewan, requires Five ter Theusand Harvesters to take in e up and hel ae plendid chance, to see TD ounIE RE cal 4 m y Board of Oflcés, Saskatoon, he will place. you. i 30% GENTS WA AGENTS WANTED, study of other us --A Agency propositions nyinges at none can equ al onrs. You will al : ie b ly for 1 PAPUICHLATS oH Tavellens' B20 . Ottawa. «| MISCELLANEOUS. LES. ilson's anade, nto. Ls Portable or Co. "CANCER IN CLAY PIPE. Tuten Hert Hi Wars Rests Ce Aloohol arries. canoer research fund is that iar customs render persons espec- aly liable to cancer. Dr. Bash- ford mentions specifically the prac- tice of eating very hot rice in Chi- and the chewing of the betel nut. It is not only in the East; how- ever, that customs conducivé™ to cancer prevail. Inquiring at the laboratories of 'the imperial cancer research fund a correspondent was to.. that the smoking of clay pipes was one danger. "Such pipes get very hot and the clay often sticks to the lips," it was stated. "Any smoker who wishes to run the least. possible risk of this dread disease should taboo such pipes, especially short ones, "Alcoholic excesses which may lead to irritation of the stomach also introduces the risk of cancer. Curries and highly seasoned food genera.ly, if taken habitually, are 'also a source of danger." There are trades which render the workers more liable than usu- al to cancer. The workman who runs most risk is the rhimney sweep, whose body is covered with { soot. Unless the sweep is extreme- RE ER --- SE Fokis ats . Dr. (London, | - : nd): "to the. imperial]: England); report to the impertal ly careful to keep his skin thor- in the soot will cause irritation, which may end in cancer. In the same way workers in aniline fac- tories run considerable risk and all persons who make use of X rays are particularly liable to cancer. --e Minard's Liniment Cures Colds, Ete. Talking about investing in min- ing stocks is all right--if you have sense enough to take it out in talk. We have no hesitation in saying that Dr. J. D. Kellogg's Dysentery Cordial is without doubt the best medicine ever introduced for dy- sentery, diarrhoea, cholera, and all summer complaints, sea sick- ness, etc. It promptly gives re- lief and never fajls to effect a posi- tive cure. Mothers should neger be without a bottle when their chil- dren are teething. oughly clean the aniline products | MADE IN CANADA CONTAINS NO ALUM CONFORMS TO THE HIGH STANDARD OF GILLETT'S GOODS. LIPTON'S TEA OVER 2 MILLION PACKAGES SOLD WEEKLY PT ---- --- ONTARIO VETERINARY COLLEGE Temperance Street, Toronto Affiliated with the University of Toronto, and under the control of the Departs meat of Agriculture of Ontario. Infirmary for Bick Animals at the College. fr COLLEGE RE-OPENS OCTOBER 2nd. 1911. N.B.--Calendar on application. E. A. A. GRANGE, V.8.,, M.8., Principat. "Hallo! Chumley, where did you Don't make spiced fruit too get that black eye?' "Oh! Oly| sweet; four pounds of light brown a lover's quarrel." "A lover's| sugar to seven pounds of fruit is quarrel! You don't mean to say| a good proportion. vour girl did that to you?' "Oh, no! It was her old lover, I| Wilson's Fly Pads are sold bv mean.' practically all Druggists, Grocers and General Stores throughouu Any man who repeats half he| Canada. They kill many times hears talks too much. more flies than any other article. It Is FREE OUR BEAUTIFUL OATALOGUE IL- LUSTRATED -- Itis the best ex- clusively Fur Ca= talogue issued in Canada. Itcontains one hundred illustra- tions and descriptions of the latest New York, and children's furs. Do not fall to write to-day on appHcation. 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