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endors decreed t. cialists and medi- 1) at James Smith, of by, Ont., should spend the rest of his 1 the agonizing chains of rheumatism it common sense and modern pnedical science produced rebuttal dence and procured his release. Great South Ameri- ~ Rheumatic Cure sd the tables, re- od the pain in a tew nd healed, cured To the man or woman suffering e agonies of pain produced by atism, of whatever form an its causes, its symotoms, tion. are idle; the one de- point with the y the distressing, wracking, 1 me ailment. 'No medicine of modern times 1 as SHORE MANNERS BAD. rod Cuptaln Singlewhip Wishes He Conld Tench Landiubbers Some Things. "1 knew a man," said Captain Single whip as he warped to the lee of fhe ship's broker, who was negotiatipg for the grog. "I knew a man in Qalcutta who killed a lascar because be insisted upon using mustard with bis rice. He was 'unregsonable. But ince I have knocked off going to sea ind have cruised alongshore among some of these landlub- bays 1 feel like committing justifiable homicide myself. The drycobs seem to rub me the wrong way. The other night 1 set off on a voyage up Broadway. It was as black as Welch in the lower hold, except for where the electric beaeons at the stréet corners winked their friendly rays. 1 don't know why I never noticed It before, but aloft on every other build- fug the house flags were flying, and there were ensigns up there in plenty too. "If there is anything that makes me hot in the collar it is to see a flag, espe- cially a national one, flying at night. 1 never saw one at sea, save on one occa- sion, That was when a pack of Italian loons abandoned their craft and didn't know enough etiquette to haul their col- ors down. There is something uncanny to sailor folk in the sight of a flag fiying by night. I don't know why, but it just freezes my blood. 1 felt so mad the par- ticular night of which 1 speak that if I had had a hatchet or a crowbar 1 would have knocked in a few of the lower gang- ways that they call doors and climbed aloft to teach the landlubbers a few les sous in good manpers. I know an Amer fcan flag up on Washington Heights that the Sons or Daughters of the Revolution placed on a liberty pele. That flag hasn't been lowered at night in years. have heard old sailors swear over the neglect many times. "Another thing that makes me find fault with the landlubbers is that they do not know how to walk along the side- At is with the greatest delight 3 they cross your bews, or give you a 'poke in the ribs with their elbows, or walk all over your feet. I say that if shore people were to sit down for a few hours and study the rules of the road as provided for the sea there would be less confusion on Broadway and the big streets during the busy hours. Red to red or left side to left side when passing in opposite directions would be a golden rule on the land, as it is on the deep. And the fellow who does the most collid- ing on the street is the chap who says, "Let us go up stairs' when he gets aboard ship. He is the same chap, too, who blocks the doors of the big business en- Arances when he wants to have a friendly chat with a green landlubber like him- self. Blocking & gangway aboard ship is an unpardonable offense, 1 repeat that 1 don't stand indorsement to the man in Calcutta who killed that lascar. He was & crank. But 1 do wish we had a few more like him in this big metropolitan city."--New York Mail and Express. Don't Be Selfish. Don't live for yourself, and do not be afrald of diminishing your own happi ness by promoting that of others. Fe who labors wholly for the benefit of others, and. as It were, forgets himself. 48 far bappler than the man who makes himself the sole object of all his affections and escrtions. The original word translated apothe- cary In the Bible Is believed by some authorities to be better translated by » perfumer. It's Always Midnight Gloom to the sufferer from stomach di: orders and to the diseases whic! can be directly tra ed there neglect or ignorance may have pro "duced the darkness but so sure a _ night follows day, just so surely wil )r. Von Stan's Pineapple Tablet: in the sunshine and bring bacl fall noonday brightness of per th © This is taking strong proof is to be had-- TO ALL PARTS OF THY AV. II. McCaw, Pon "in a position to issue parts of the world anc 1 necessary information ies aslo the cheapest and es, &e. Jn. addition to hi: Steamship lines, he ha sointed Ticket Agent for unk Raitway. Parties avel will consult their y consulting Mr, king on a trip. to convince of the merits of any pro prietary remedy. proved half so effective in giving al- most instant relief, or has made as many cures bordering on the mirac- ulous, as the great South® American Rheumatic Cure. So often has it proved its efficacy in cases that were placed on the 'no cure list by doc tors angspecialists, that many of the most eminent lights in thie profession have been frank enough to make confession that South "American Rheumatic Cure without di ing its formula at all, has proved the most efficacious of remedies, and to back up their gbnvictions, are per- scribing it dafly in practice; the doc- tors have always been the slowest > What We Do. Jgnorant or cwtured, playing on the miner's vocabulary of 200 words or on the university professor's thesaurus of many thousands, it appears that we let fall 11,800,000 words between January and December. Every year we shake hands about 1,200 times, expending on the ceremony ® force sufficient to raise a locomotive weighing 80 tons. The raising of our eyelids is accomplished 84,600,000 times per year and represents the consumption of en- ergy capable of lifting a weight of 51 pounds. Turning to the division of our time, it ts found that a normal man living 70 years has spent no less than 24 years, 9 months and 13 days asleep and 11 years and 8 months at work. His recre- ation has occupied exactly the same length of time as his work. He has passed 5 years and 10 months in moving about and the same space of time in the operation of feeding. His toilet has occupied 2 years and 11 months. Two years and 11 months also pass in doing nothing or in little things that are not easily classed. The surprise is the estimate that a man passes exactly the same time in hinking as in speaking--one year five months and a half. Which gives one a new idea of the value that ought to be attached to every man's utterances.-- Collier's Weekly. Am Unpleasant Memory Recalled, A prominent official tells this story, which, he says, he got from a drummer, The pastor of a colored congregution, he relates, was warming up to the climax of his sermon, and his auditors were waxing more and more excited. "l wahns yer, O my congregeshun," exclaimed the exhorter--"l wahns yer against de sin uv crap shootin! 1 wahnos yer against de sin uv whisky drinkin an de sin uy chicken raisin, an I wahns yer, my breddern, against de sin uy melon stealin!™ A devout worshiper in the rear of the church jumped to his feet and snapped his fingers excitedly. "Whuffo' does yer, my brudder, r'ar up an snap yer fingers when I Bpeaks uv melon stealin?"' asked the preacher. "Kase yer jes' 'minds me whar I let' mab overcoat," replied the devout wor- shiper as he subsided into his seat.-- Memphis Scimitar. The Self Respecting Dog. No self respecting dog will bite a fe- male except in the extremest need of self defense, though I am sorry to say that the lady herself, as a rule, has mo scruple whatever about punishing to the full ex- tent of her power any individual of the opposite sex that happens to be inferior to her in size or strength, and indeed, like the woman in the crowded bus, she is inclined to demand her privileges as rights. A vixenish female will make more trouble in a pack of hounds than any three of the sterner sex, for when- ever dissatisfied she hasn't the slightest reserve about speaking out at once, and, as her cause is extremely likely to be championed upon general principles by some chivalrous male, a free fight is fre- view. : A STORY OF SENATOR MORGAN. An Order For His Arrest That Was Not Exgcuted. It Is not generally known, perhaps, that Senator Morgan of Alabama was once threatened with arrest for alleged com- plicity in the assassination of Lincoln. Of course Senator Morgan was not only innocent, but actually did mot hear of Lincoln's death until a week after it had occurred. He was then a farmer in Dal- las county, his practive of the law hav- ing been prohibited by the federal au- thorities, and he was plowing corn when be heard that an order had been received by General McArthur, at Selma, to ar- rest him and send him to Washington for complicity in thé Lincoln assassina- and attired himself in his Confederate general's unifo with starred epaulets, belt, sword and other accouterments hen he saddled his plow horse "1 have come to be sent to ton," remarked Morgan. "1 un yon have an order to send me there." General McArthur expressed surprise to learn that the existence of order was known and smiled when General Morgan told bim that es-Confederates had not lost their habit of acq 1g in formation. Then he remarked that the order would not be obeyed. or at least pot until there had been a reasonable Ge lay. This did not suit Morgan, who wanted to go to Washington to present some claims for destroyed cotton and was quite willing to travel at gov ut : 4 want to make one request of 8 said Morgan. "When 1 wen ts the war, 1 had $15,000 in gold iw a in Belma. When 1 came back the war, I found that my gold b to $15,000 in Confedera that $15,000 1 bought hs quently the result.--Contemporary Re- tion. Senator Morgan went into his house ted | The way in which native logic triumphs trated by a true story I. James Smith, a da Grimsby, Ont , was a grea from sciatica and rheuma was almost helpless: could n without crutches. He hadt number of remedies, and treated by almost innumerab tors without any permanent He began using Rheumatic Cure. the pain left him; in a faw threw away his crutches : never had a touch of the since. You are at liberty to him about his own case. No of an hours suffering. South can Rheumetic Cure can much for you as it has do thousands, Soutli American Netvin wonderful tonic for the stoma cures all disorders of the di organs, repairs exhausted power, puts on flesh, and eral health builder, | joan Ki without assistance. Many, have had a similar experience and have testi fied to it. South American Rheumatic Cure is powerlul, potent, but harmless, It is a specific for all phases of Rheu- matic Ailments; it goes directly to thie seat of the troubles, disolves and eradicates from the system the for- eign matters which cause the excru- ciating pains which stiffen and swell the joints. It acts quickly and surely, and as proof of it there is ample testimony to show that in cases of many years' standing, where the patient was almost helpless bed- ridden and so acute was the suffering that it was necessary to turn the South Amer victim in sheets; because it was| 3. liquid ; GiRe torture to have even the gentlest | diabetes, Brigh touch of the hand on the body. In| OD of the bladder and all disc twelve hours after the first dose was | 21'S!" from the imperfect worki taken all the pain was gone and in- side of three days recovery was so marked that the patient walked a hours, Sold by A. J. Davis, THE SECRET OF GLAMIS. A Ghost That Hovers About mm An- client Scottish Castle. - . "The old manor houses and castles Kalsomining, &c throughout England," said the posted | man, "have innumerable stories of ghosts, : which the old colored 'mammies' 'used to call 'hants,' attached to them. The most famous of them all is perhaps the one connected with Glamis castle, the coun- try seat of the earls of Strathmore, in Forfarshire. This is the most ancient in- habited castle of Scotland, although, of course, little of the original structure still survives. It was here that Macbeth, one of the minor kings of Scotland, murdered Duncan, and the principal scenes of Shakespeare's 'Macbeth' are laid within and without the castle walls. It came into the hands of the Lyon family, the present owners, about 1371, and from then on a long series of tragedies marked the progress of that family. "The ghost that hovers about Glamis | is a mysterious one, and the exact char- | acter of the manifestations is little | known, but the point that makes it of thrilling public interest is the well known fact that there is a family secret in the Lyon family which only three living peo- ple share at the same time--the holder of the title, the heir apparent, if he has at- tained his majority, and the factor of the | estate. Why the latter shares in the se cret is not the least part of the mystery. | "On the day before the heir apparent attains his twenty-first birthday--or, if the then earl be sonless, the heir pre- sumptive--he is solemnly initiated inte the mystery. The opening of some hid- | den room or passage is connected with this initiation, and this has given rise to a legend in Scotland that a certain Earl Beardie of past times played a game of cards with the devil 'in propria persona,' lost the game and his soul at the same time, and the sealed chamber in Glamis is the one wherein the game was played, This is only ome of many stories which purport to account for the mystery. "As generation after generation has been initiated into the dread secret it has become widely known and advertised, and it*is said in England that more than one of the heirs, when on the eve of com- ing of age, bas promised his friends and cronies to reveal the mystery, but so far no such promise has ever been kept, nor has any factor of the house ever proved false to the trust reposed in him."--New York Tribune. THE undersigned would take this oppor- tunity of thanking bis numerous pat- rons for their liberal and still increasing patronage during the time he has carried on the busivess of PAINTING in Port Perry, and would state that he is better prepared than ever to execute all orders for Painting, Kalsomining and Paper Hanging _ Parties entrusting their work to me may rely or: having it neatly and promptly exe cated, My charges are moderate, 1 am also prepared to supply Paints, &e,, when contracting. cited, WM. TREMEER. Port Perfy, Mar. 23, 1893. GEO. GARDNER. ISHES to inform the public of Port V Perry and surrounding country, that after four ycars expericuce in prosecuting his business in some of the largest citics of the United States, he is better prepared than ever to execute any of the following branches of his trade :--Stone Masonry Bricklaying in all its branches; Plain and Orvamental Plastering. Also Arti Stone Walks, that will remain peritane: and will endure any weather. Bri Cisterns without any weod in their con § struction to decay or give out. If yon ai in needwof any of the above, come to me a obtain prices, I material reg 3 tine will Ye kept constantly on hand, for sale after the first of next April GEO. GARD Port Perry, Jan. 3, If QO000V000V000000 { Webster's Pig Iron and Hog Iron. "Negroes are sometimes very original fo their dealings with white men," said the foreman of a north Memphis iron foundry. *"A couple of negroes were un- loading pig iron for me the other day, and as it comes in pretty good sized chunks, one is a heavy load. One of the negroes came to a lump which was twice the usual size, being two chunks that had run together. He stopped work the min- ute he caught sight of it. " 'What are you stopping for? I yelled. 'Pick it up! * 'Boss, I doan mine onloadin pig iron,' said he, 'but when it comes to hog iron, I quits.' "--Memphis Scimitar. by State 8: ehts of Bhool bn ofl nea pe THE BEST FOR EVERYBOD) BECAUSE # It is casy to find the word wanted. It Is easy to mscertalr the pronunciati it is easy to t {growth of it is easy to I WEBSTER TH The Toronto Glob Th International a8 the nost ru on to | The Lily of France, | There is a pretty tradition about the lily of France. Three black toads form- ed the curious device on the shield of hing Cloyis, but one night, as an aged hermit sat musing in his lonely cell, there appeared an angel before him bearing a shield of wondrous beauty. On its azure front three golden lilies shone like radi- ant stars. This shield the angel bade the hermit deliver to Queen Clothilde. Re- ceiving the celestial shield, Clothilde gave it to the king, whose arms thenceforth were always victorious,--Journal of Edu- cation. 4 ace ti n of great value. --~Jan, 1k G. & C. MERRTAM CO., Publ Springfield, Mass, U.S.A. Maracaibo is one of the largest cities of Venezuela, yet only 200 of the 30.000 - inhabitants are foreigners, and to them {resting hook : life is made a burden by the torrid cli- A A mate. invention or impr Ww The Hebrew cubit is a little less than probably patentable hen e 4 6 a) n 3 32 inches. ci {f Soplications reiscor, i Stee MARION & MARION PATENT SOLICITORS Civil & Mechanical Fngin Tolyte dinic School ¢ nishice Not Hurt, but Mad. little child between 8 and 4 years of age whose parents were firm believers in Christian Science had become a good deal imbued with the doctrine of that sect. One day she was left with ber aunt, a nonbelicver. Meeting with a fall and ey- idently a good deal hurt, she cried bitter CrFincs. | NEY YORK LEE BLDD, oes: RE EE ri a Her aunt, having in mind said to ber, "Are you hurt?" "No; 1 am not hurt," he replied some- what petulantly. : , "Then why do you ery?" "I am crying because I am mad." "What are you mad at?' "1 mm mad because 1 can't feel that 1 ain't hurt!"--Boston Transcript. ber training, Fatal Procrastination. "He asked me to marry him." "And you accepted him?" "No. Idiot that 1 was, T asked for time." : x "And what did he say?" - "He said he'd give me a year," "Ab! What did you say?" "I saw my mistake. 1 aid two days would be plenty. But he wouldn't hear it. He said no woman could make up her wind in such a short time, He really insisted upon my taking six months. We ised on 30 days." of the kidneys* It gives relief in si w PAINTING A continuance of public patronage soli {3 8! ATA BAMILTOR MTG QQ. {| High class Threshing 'ontfits, Traction Hf hall and three closets ; there is a good stone | whieh are. a large wniber of choice, thriv- 2Girape Vines, arning thanks to the public for the tronage extended tome for over 30 would esiecki ally intimate that I as usual, Tow seid or business, and ave a arge & Assorted Stock F DOUBLE AND SINGLE HARNESS hich I am determined to sell very CH EAP "As an inducement to Casu purchasers Doh of 10 por eende- be allowed on all Sules from now unti Jan. lst next. All work being MADE BY HAND, ad ; 11 at once become Re] u the 0 being a indi ntee that perfect satisfaction en by any article purchased. thing in my line of business kept tly on hand and repairs neatly and ptly attended to. . JOHN ROLPH. Porty, Dec. 1, 1892. : SR, yuse and Lot for Sale orto ; Rent. OUSE AND LOT on Simcoe Street, Port Perry, for Sale or to Rent. The Soutains five rooms, The lot contains teon which there are a barn, a good rd and a well, Immediate possession. for Sale a General-Purpose Horse, gy and a Set of Single Harness --will be heap or will exchange for other live 1g nt the Office of this paper. erry, April 5, 1899, kept in stock, the" All makes--new application. CREELMAN BROS TYPEWRITER 00. 15 Adelaide St. East, Toronto. Sole Dealers in Underwood Typewriters. : ha All gro Machines: fully guaranteed. Samples of work on| DAVIS" PHARMACY The Subscriber has just received a Complete Assortment of CONSISTING OF : TOILET SETS in Plush, Persian and Oxidized Silver, Leather, &e. PERFUMES from the best makers, in Cul Glass Bottles, Bohemian Ware, &e., at all Prices. 2 FANCY CUPS AND SAUCERS, VASES, §e PIPES and CIGARS of the Finest Quality. LUABLE FROPERTY VA N THE Township of Reach. NHE undersigned offers for Sale 32 acres being part of lot 4 in the 3rd con, of ach, About 13 acres are cleared. On Ja premises ure a small dwelling house, od barn, orchard of about 30 trecs and a nantity of cedar. Sa he property is situated near Cairns 11" about 14 mile south of Utica. S Farther particulars may be had from ¥. M, Yaruold, Solicitor, Port Perry, or of ye proprietor on the premises, fhe prop FGEO. CAIRNS, : ti June 22, 1893. ca Agricultural Machines : PLES HE undersigned keeps on hand and for sales the following Agricnltural Mach- ines and Implements manofactmed by the ----AND---- OF PETERBORO: inders, Reapers, Crown Mower, Daisy Seeder, Tiger Hay Ruke, Two Farrow Plow, Three Furrow Gang, Combina- tion Plows, Champion Plows, 8. T. Cultivator, T, Harrow, Land 20 $ Spring Tooth Cultivator, Biuder Trucks, &e. following, the so the munufacture of JOHN ABEL, Torcnto. Kouines and Machines, Victor Clover Huller, Portable Triumph Engine. T am prepared to supply everything the farmer requires in way of Machines, Imple- wents, Repairs, &e. £7 A call solicited, McDonald's Hotel, One door West of R. K. BRYANT. Sunderland, April 8, 1693. " DESIRABLE. PROPERTY IN PORT PERRY POR SATE 1 FREE undersigned. offers for sale at a buvfuin his fine property on Lorne Street, Port Perry, cousisting of a commo- ions Dwelling House, containing six rooms, liar under the niin part and foundation under" the kitohen, all in a good state of vepuir, There ure three lots which have heen couverted D.to a splendid Garden, in ng fruit trees--Apple, Cherry and Plam-- Berry bushes and other small There are algo on the "Well and Cistern fruit in abun SER CURED GUR OW: HOME, lars send Two 3c. stamps to 8. 0. SMITH Inmix Canokn CURE, Uxbridge, Ont. Canada A. J. DAVIS, Chemist and Druggist BLONG BLOCK PORT PERRY i195 Bicycl al value, Iroquois Bicycles $ Eee ee-- 400 of the famous Iroquois del 3 will bo.sold at $16.75 cach, ore adele value, IROQUOIS CYCLE WORKS FAILED Wai vi wheels were 100 ox} 'built, ard we have bought the entire plant at a forced salent 20 cents on tho dollar, With it-we got 400 Modal 8 Iroquois Bi- cycles, finished aud complete, Made 0 8! il at $60. To ad. veriise our business we hitvo concluded to se 400 at just what they stand us, ard maks the marvelous offer of a J IROQUOISRICYCLE§i6.76m J irestrittly up-to-date, famous every wisere fur beauty and good quality. DESCRIPTION The Iroquois dodel 31s too well knowato need LOU a detailed description. Shelby 13 in. seamless W i red { wo-pi rank, abl rockets, arch erown, 24 in. drop, fost niekel nd aiamel; cours, zs black, maroon and conch green; Gents' frames, 23, 24 and 30 in. Ladies' 29 in. : best! Reeor {esd tires and high-grade equipment throughout, Our Written Guarantee with ove (oF your express agent's guaranteo for chatgeh ma way) state whether ladies' or gents', col height of frame wanted, and we will ship C. 0. D., for the balance (815.75 and express ch subject to examination and approval. If you don't find it the most wonderful I o pense, - ORDER TO-DAY if you don't want to be disappointed. WE HAVE BICYCLES Es in very town to reprosent us. Hundreds earued their bioye is year we offer wheels andcash for work done for us; alse Fr oe 'mo of snmple wheel to agents. Write for our liberal prop: jon. We are known everywhere a8 the greatest Exclusive Bieyole House in the world and are perfactly reliable; we refer to any bank or business house in Chicago, $0 any express company and 0 our customers everywhere, o Je Le MEAD GVOLE ©0., Chicago, a Tho Mead Cycle Co, are absolutely veliable awd Iroquois Bicycles at $16.75 ave wonder fu Offer evor made, send i back at our ex- 50 cents discount for cash in full with order. A complete line of 199 Models ut 53. X,50 and up. Second-hand Wheels $3 to Sie, Yo want JERI EY. ET ONE GIVES RELIEF. Don't Spend a Dollar Medicine until you have tried © You can buy them in the paper 5-cent cartons Ten Tabules for Five Cents. This sort is put up cheaply to gratify the universal present demand for a low price. If you don't find this sort of Ripans Tabules At the Druggist's Send Five Cents to THE Ripans CHEMICAL CompANY, No. 10 Spruce St., New York, and they will be sent to you by mail; or 12 cartons will be mailed for 48 cents. The chances are ten to one that Ripans Tabules are the very medicine you need. tottering over the grave--but with the Wood's Phosphodine, these cases that had been given up to die, were restored to manly vigor and health--Reader you need not despair--no mat-} tor who has given you up as incurablo--the remedy {8 now within your reach, by its use you can be restored to a life of usefulness and happiness. Price, one package, $1; six packages, $5; by mall free of postage. One will please, six guaranteed to cure, Pamphlet free to ay address, Tho Wood Company, Windsor, Ont., Canada. 'Wood's Ph ¢ ot re and retail THE BEST I$ Already I ha ¥ ve obtained a number of subscribers for they without much effort, > bul ] 1st I intend starting on County when 1 will be take your name for a copy of work. RA en S's rv JAMIESON'S LIVERY HI andersigned wonld beg to state that T ne will, within a few days, open his new Livery Establishment on his premises, Perry street, where he will keep for lire, a full variety of reliable rigs. Churges A od erate, A generous share of publie patronage is respectfully solicited. 4 Conveyances to all trains, WM. JAMIESON, Port Perry Aug 1, 1805. 3 SH ARAN STYLISH, RELIABLE ARTISTIC= i Recommended by Leading Dressmakers. They Always Please. <a RRANCH 189 Flith Ave. 103) Market 5 peCALLS, Yguher pare Be. Pr vein, Talsable Droprty fore FTBE undersigned offers { Reut that fine property ins wile south of Port Perry so part of las 19, con. 4, Reach, containing § adres wore or less, 6.acres of which ave cicaved and in a good state of cultiv On the pre mises there are a # Brick Clad House, 30 x 20, with projection 18x 16, with good cellar under the whoie hnilding 5 Kitchen 18% 14; good Cistern, 2 hood Wells with Pomps: There iso fivst -elas rebiard of nbont 67 Trecs--Pium, Pearand rry--also currant and. gooseberry Y ere of <8 bushes and about quarter of wna Raspberries and Shrubs, ALSO House and Two Lots in the Village of Port Perry--being Lots Noe. 106 and 107, On: tario Street, On the premises there are a first-class Dwelling House with Cellar, Hard and Soft Water, suitable Stable and Driving Shed wud fine Garden of good Fruit Trees--Cherry, Plum and Apple---Telry aud Currant Bushes, &e. Terms to suit puréhasers. 2 For further particalars, rnply fo D. J. Adams, Lsq., or to the prop on the premises, ie wa © B. J.WHEE Port Perry, Feb. 21, 1809. il he roar of battle Anza for agents. taken by government spot. book. c relight paid. it given. Di unoflicial war books.