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Thos. Cooke, of Kingston, After Suf- ing Intensest Pain and Distress of the Dr. Agnew's Cure for the Heart --A Remedy Which Saves Lives Every day that claimed By Physicians Beyond 'Human aid--Itis a Pow ertul, Harmless Heart Specific and Can Work onders inHalf-an-Hour Kingston, April 26, 1899.-- Mr. Thomas Cooke, 260 Johnston street, Kingston, tells this wonderful story sickness from heart disease, considers his almost Ee eer sci e for the Heart. He says: "I suffered seven ke WHIM-WHAMS. Jests of Many Styles Assembled For 3 Lovers of Fun, Mrs. Crimsonbeak--They say that red- headed men are less likely to become bald than those who have hair of other tints. Mr. Crimsonbeak--l suppose because they have more difficulty in finding wives. Bacon--Some people carry a joke too r. Egbert--Yes; Penman, the humorist, carried one to 14 different newspaper of- fices, 1 understand, and didn't sell it even then. Bill--Yon know my brother is working in a judge's office. Jill--1Is that so? "Yes: i | Yes; and he asked for a vacation, and we are sure the the judge said he'd give him ten days." He--There is one very strange thing 1 moticed while at the beach last summer, She--And what is that? "Why, the 'old hens' seemed to take to the water quicker than the 'young ducks." Mr. Wabash--They don't do anything slow in Chicago. Mr. Gotham--So 1 understand. It fnust look funny to see the bridal couple and their attendants running op the church aisle, Bill--They say that looking too long at one object hurts the eyesight. Jill--1 guess that's right. I know if you say "Here's looking at you!" too many times it seems to have a bad effect on the eyes. n has which Mrs. Crimsonbeak--1 see a woma dnvented a street car indicator announces the streets, Mr. Crimsonbeak--That's like a wom- an: always doing something to prevent men talking. Foote Lighte--Does that tall fellow fake the part of the villain in your coif- x pany? "Sue Brette--No: he kicked as bard as any of us when the manager went off with the box office receipts.--Yonkers Statesman. His Unfailing Affability. "Stubble is an affable fellow, isn't he?" "Yes, he Is. He never forgets his whole souled manners no matter how un- favorable the surroundings may be. Did you hear what he said to an earthquake over in Japan?" "No." "Well, just as soon as he felt the first shock--and a stiff one it was--he opened the aid of |and ni the door, stretched out his hand with a pleasant smile and said, 'Shake!' "-- Cleveland Plain Dealer. Withering Effect of Knowledge, "Don't you just dote on Strauss' 'Beau- tiful Blue Danube' waltzes?" asked the radiant little miss from St. Louis. "They are simply intolerable to me," answered the coldly intellectual girl from Boston, "when 1 reflect upon the fact, known to all travelers, that the color of the Danube is a brownish yellow." --Chi- cago Tribune. IMlustrating a Definition. Peacher-- What is the meaning of the work excavate? Scholar--To hollow out. Teacher--Give me a sentence in which the word is properly used. Scholar--The small boy always exca- wates when his father whacks him.-- Ly The Wrong Kind. *1 'spise de kin' o' Thanksgibbin feel in," sald Uncle Eben, "dat causes a man ter confined hisse'f ter bein thank- ful dat he's got mo' ter be thankful fob dan his po' friends dat couldn't affohd to buy no turkey."-- Washington Btar. animist A Miracle. "He is a man of wonderful decision." - "Yes; he refereed a prizefight the other evening, and the fellow who was beaten didn't claim that he was robbed."--Chi- "cago Times-Herald. 's Philanthropy. ' Talk, ndingly)--1'm sorry for but I wouldn't be in your shoes She (resignedly)--Yoll" get into "em, darling.-- Baltimore jE Have Been Pro- years from a very acute form of heart disease I experienced great weakness; had smothering sensa- tions ; palpitation so badly that one in the same room could hear the heart thumps. I had great nerv- ousness and depression at times, suffered excruciating pains. Could not stand the slightest exertion or excitement. recommended 10 me, and consulted the t 1 give me hope of permanent or Biron day for Seven Years---Is Cured Almost iraculously by own case repeated. I got a bottle and derived great henefit from it. I toncluded to continue, as it pro. mised a complete and permanent cure, and when I had used six bot tles not a vestige of the trouble re- mained, and although that is a vear and a half ago there has never been the slightest symptom of a re- turn of the trouble." You can readily verify this or any | other testimony of the curative powers of Dr. Agnew's Cure for the Heart, for the commendations for it come spontaneously and unsolicited and in ninety-nine cases out of a hundred are given out of the "full I tried many remedies | ness of the heart" in being snatch- ed from the snare of so distressing cians of my ailments, | an ailinent as heart disease in apy form. : If modern science has given to I read of a cure by this wonderful {the world a remedy--a cure--that remedy which seemed just to be my Good Roads. The result of voting bn the road question in the Township of Orillia on Monday was satisfactory to those who believe that the statute labour system is out of date. Ninety is a substanaial majority, and a clear mandate to the Council to make the proposed change, which, we are firmly convinced. from the experi ence of others, will be a change for the better. But to be successful the new system must be properly organized, and vigorously and intel- ligently carried out. This task will fall upon the Council of 1900, and y will prove equal to it We hope to see them take ad vantage of Mr. Campbell's offer to give them the benefit of his wide ex: perience in assisting them to draw pa bylaw, and to lay a sample piece of road. We trust that the Council will also find letters which we published last week, from Clerks of Towuships where cominutation has been tried, useful in avoiding nistakes and in laying out a pian uited to the requirements of the quirements - of the municipality. Haviog framed a bylaw, the se - of the best men availab'e should be secured to carry out its If the new system given a fair trial. we shall be very much surprised if the ratepayers ever regret the step taken on Mon- day.--Orilha Packet. ices provisions. is - As a specimen of how full of guile the human mind may be, we quote from Mr. Max Muller, an appro priateincident i--Some young ludian Raj ths, whi e traveling in Switzer land, found themselves lately in th same railway carriage with some Russian princes and noblemen They had been discussing among themselyes some of their grievance in English, and the Russians, who sf course, understood Eaglish, after listening to them tor some time, be cane very communicative and be gan to explain to them the bene ficen- rule of the Tsar They eve: went so far as to hold out a hope o an I idian Parliament as soon a the Russians were settled in Ca utta. On parting they asked th Indian princes: ** When shall w see you at St. Petersburg?' An ney were not a little taken abacl whenthestrangersbowed and smiled and said: * We are going just now to be prasent at the opening of Pai liam :nt in London. Weshould very muc 1 like to St. Petersburg afte: wards, and to be present at th opening of your Parliament there Ine Russians obviously did no at all understand theOriental mind t comprehends what Parliament nean, The grievances in questiol voul 1 not be remedied under Rus sian rule, The Russian mind doe uot comprehend Parliaments. Montreal, Jan. 5.--A delegation epresenting ~ some of the larges: paper and pulp makers in the Do- inion, includinz the Canada Paper Company, wait:d upon Mr. S W Parent, Commissioner of Crown Lands for Quebeg, this afternoon, «nd asked that, in order to protect he pulp interests of the province of Juebec, a tax of $1.90 a cord on pulpwood should be imposed. The oresent tax is 40 cents a cord. but the Governme t is now asked to cord in th hi -h- fs manufactured op v the Province of Quer bec. All pulp :xporied would have to pay $1.go + cord. Mr. Parent expressed the the opinion that the principle advocated was an excel- lent one, and he p omised that the Gov ueut would consider the matter. en ---------------------- » CHURCH OF THE ASCENSION. REV. JOS. FLETCHER, M. A., Incumbent. 'nnday--Mating, 10.30 a.m. Evensong, 1 p.m. Sunday 8choo', 3.30 p.m. x i Wem, METHODIST CHURCH. REV. G. W. MoOOLL, B A., B.D., Pastor. Sabbath Services, 10.30 and 6.30. Week Eveaing y Thursday 7.50. ArREsBYTRRIAN) REV. W. COUPER, B.A, Pustor. 'Sabbath Servi. es, 10.3) und 7.0 Le thousands have used and tested the Boers' Night Attackon Gen. French's Forces | { Rensberg, Cape Colony, Jan, 5.--- { About 1000 Boers while leaving | Colensberg last evening made an attack under cover of the darkness on General French's forces, At 5 o'clock this morning the Royal Horse Artillery, with four | guns, compelled the Boers to retire upon a kopje, Altera considerable rifle and shell fire the mounted in fantry dismounted, charged the | Boers successfully, and tdok | prisoners. The Boer casualties | were 50. | During the fighting the Inniskill- Dragoons. effected a surprise movement and charged on the Boers | They killed seven and cut their way | clear through. Two British officers who mistook the Boers for the New Zealanders, were captured. | The Boers attempt at a night sur- prise was very gallant and deter mined, but it was frustrated by the British vigilance. The Boers gain- {ed and held a small kopje and com- | menced a turning movement. [he British then opened a withering fire, | ton | which the burghers were unable to | withstand, and they broke away The roth Hussars started in pur- | suit of the Boers Major Harvey, | commanding the Hussars, was kill led while leading his men. and Major Ale cander, the second in command, was wounded G -neral French has been rein forced witha batteryol field artillery and a battalion of in'antry. DETAILS OF THE FIGHT. Cpe Town, Jan 5.--Thzs Cape Times prints the following despatch dated Rensberg Jan 4:-- «About daybreak 1,000 Boers | supposed to be reinforcements, ad vanced on the left from Norval | pot, and came in con ict with th picke:s Jot the In kil :0 Dragoons ur men retired at nest, but rallied, curative powers of after ha: fered for years, and had nounced hopeless cases--if, as resort even, it has proved boon, what an amount of would be spared if when the est uneasiness of the heart is' enced Dr. Agnew's Cure fo Heart were used! It has neve) ed t~ do what it promises. relief to the most acute forms: disease in less than 30 minut not only stimulates a healthy action, but it heals the disease gans, gives vitality, tones the system, and it's not claim much to cay "IT 'MOST MIRACLES." Dr. Agnew's Catarrhal relieves pain in the head minutes--it will cure the mo and disgusting forms of Cal no matter how long standing. Dr. Acnew's Ointment ac magic on Itching, Irritating Troubles, such as Eeczem Head, Salt Rheum, and S\ fr ~ ries v turning thanks to the public for the a I Catena. extended tame or ver 30 fears, 1 would respectful intimate b , as usual, now ready or business, and ave a 4 iLarge & Assorted Stoc OF DOUBLE AND SINGLE H hich I am determingd to sell EAT |" As an inducement to Casi purchasers H 7 a -0 Dowd of 10 po ok 1 will bo allowed on all Sales from how unt | Jan. lst next. Al work being MADE BY HAND, and uc factory work kept in stock, the per arity of my goeds will at once become g purchasers will find that by Piles in from 3 to § nig | Dr, Agnew's littl stipation. Sick Headache ousness -- 20 cts for 40 doses. Sold by A. J. DAVIS, PAINTIN Kalsomining, &¢ fTYHE undersigned would take this ee tunity of thanking his numerous pat- | patronage during the time he has carried on. the busiuess of 2 PAINTING in Port Perry, and would state that he js better prepared than ever to execute orders for Painting, Kalsomining and Paper Hanging} Parties entrusting their work to me may rely or havivg it veatly and promptly exe: cuted, My charges are moderate, when contracting. A continuance of public patronage soli cited. WM. TREMEER, Port Perry, Mar. 23, 1593, GEO. GARDNER. ° V TISHES to inform the public of Port Perry and surrounding country, that \fter four years experiance in prosecuting his business in some of the largest cities the United States, he is better prepared than ever to execute any of the following iwanches of his trade : --Stone Masonry, Brickl tying in ull its branches; Plain wud Ornamental Plastering. Also Artifigisl Stone Walks, thut will remain permanent wd will endure any weather, Brick Cisterns without any weod in their cont struction to decay or give out. 1f you are in need of any of the above, come to nie and {rons for their liberal and still increasiogl" I an also prepared to supply Paints, &¢,, before he stilted sr mee in gh guarantee fll be given by any article Bverthing in my line of 'constantly on hand and repairs led 10 ptly a JOHN ROLPH. rt Perry, Dec. 1, 1892. Pir inesd, neatly and ee ouse and Lot for Sale orto Rent. HOUSE AND LOT on Simooe Street, Port Perry, for Sule or to Rent. The House contains five rooms. The lot contains ome acre ou which there are a barn, a good {Orchard and a well. Immediate possession. Alno for Sale a General-Purpose Horse, Boggy and a Set of Single Harness --will be sold cheap or will exchange for other live stock. _ Apply at the Office of this paper. Port Perry, April 5, 1899, VALUABLE PROPERTY i FOR SALE iN THE [Township of Reach. 'rJYHE undersigned offers for Sale 32 acre: T being part of lot 4 in the 3rd .con. o' 'Reach. About 13 acres are cleared. Or the premises ure a small dwelling house. barn, orchard of about 30 trees and « quantity of cedar. The property is situated near Mili" about 1§ mile south of Utica Further paticulars may be had from F. M. Yarnold, Solicitor, Port Perry, or of th oprietor on the premises, ld EO. CAIRNS, ti " Cairne G Juno 22, 1898. Agricultural Machines ee AND IMPLEMENTS ca tain prises, All material required in ine will 'ie kept constantly on hand, for sale after the first of next And GEO. GA Port Parry, Jan, 3, 1804. A FOO00000000000000 0 Webster's international 3 ind charged on the Boers, kiln several and wound ng many. Th :nemy fled to sheltered kopjes, an pened a terrible fire. The Berk hires and Suffolksreplied, andthe: was a lengthy fusilade. "The Artillery then advance' with four guns and op-n=d a deadl shell fire on the Boer riflemen, who retired. Then there was an artiller luel. the Boers using four guns an wo Maxims, "The toth Hussars then advanc ed, supported by a section of th Horse Artillery. The Boers on the right retired, leaving 200 men hol | the hilland prot. cttheir retreat Qur artillery thoroughly searcl- ed the hill, while 150 Mounted In fantry dismounted and advance un ler cover of the fire of the gun Thy stormed and carried the hil kill 1g and wounding so. while 1¢ were taken prisoners. We suffere no losses. " I've Boers appear to fear thal their refreat is being cut off. «The road toward the brid ec across the Orange r ver is command ed by three British gun." HOUSEHOLD CAVALRY FOR FRFNCH. London. Jan 5 ~The War Office this afternoon published a despatcl from Cape Town, dated Wednis day, January ard, saying that -a* General French's special request the Household Cavalry, a battery of field artillery, and the First Bat tallion of the Essex Resiment have been despatched to reinforce him remporantesi a the London Mail i A writer to tion of the mobility of the Boers and their skill as marksmen :--" There was a force of 700 mounted Boers on customary veldt pouies, ea: man with a remount. A canvas taiget was raised a mile di-tant and, at the word, the whole com mando thundered down upon it, nding loose reined, guiding with their knees. Some 300 yards from the mark the men threw themselies to the ground, and, in squads of twenty. fired ahasty volley, remount ed, and rode hack to reform column The manoeuvre was executed as smartly as anything 1 have seen done by specially trained soldiers at Bisley or at Aldershot. As they ray away, only a few tatired ribbons remained Sitting in the breeze. The target was no more." And yet it has been said that the hooking of the present ration the Boers is not as of the last. ea gives the following graphic illucir: | ed © , Dictionary The O: Great Standard A { Tho One Great Standard Authatityy 3 2 Justice U. 8, Supreme Courts (@r~Send a Postal for Specimen Pages, rm THE BEST FOR EVERY BECAUSE It is easy to find the word wanted. It is easy to ascertal the pronu It is easy to trace tu . h of It Is easy to learn w WEBSTER. ANDARD:: The Toronto Globe -- i s nternati mal is rapidly heeoming asthe nose relinhla Framdand di onary phi Tn addition to Trialling (he primary fin tionary. the International cont: ins a val AION general information of great value --Jan. 1k, G. & C. MERRTAM CO., Publ te Snringfield, Mass., U.S.A 0-0-00-000000000000 PATENT rite for our # or's Help" 'and How Send us a rough sket or invention or improvement and we you free our opnion as to whe probably patentable. We make a sp other of applications rc ec Highest references fi MARION & MARION TATEINT SOLICITORS & FX! Civil & Mechanical Fngincers, Graduate T'o.yteshulg Hchool of incr, App i'd 8d*me~s, Lava, UN Tatent lon. monthly medicine on wh can depend in "lhe hour of meed." Every lady who Xa is ler ts Sno two stamps, with her addre WE sid § sénd by return mail rah ) ) "8° ¢ L 4 ¢ ¢ Se AT UNDERLAND HE undersigned keeps on hand and fo | sales the following Agricnltural Mach nes und Inplements manufactured by the + OF PETERBORO: finders, Reapers, Crown Mower, Dais Seeder, Tiger Hay Ruke, Two Furrow Plow, Three Furrow Gang, Combina- tion Plows, Champion Plows, 8. T. Cultivator, S. , 'Hurrow, Land Roller, Steel Frame Spring Tooth Cultivator, Binder Trucks, &e. following, the munufacture « JOBN ABEL, Toronto {igh class Threshing ontfits, Tractic Engines and Machines, Victor Clover Huller, Portable Trinmph Engine. Tam prepared to supply everything tl armer requires in way of Machines, Impl iments, Repairs, &o. £ A call solicited, McDonald's Hotel. so the One door West « R. K. BRYANT. Sunderland, April 8, 1893. n DESIRABLE PROPERT IN PORT PERRY FOR SALRK IE nndersigned offers for sale at bargain his fine property. on Lor street, Port Perry, cousisting of a comm tious Dwelling House, containing six room nll and three closets; there is a good sto: «lla under the main part and dati business kept PAI EAMILTON MPG BLONG BLOCK Sole Dealers in 1 DAVIS PHARMACY FANCY + GDDDS CONSISTING OF : TOILET SETS in Plush, Persian and Otitlized Silver, Leather, &c. PERFUMES from the best makers, in Cul Glass Bottles, Bolemian Ware, &c., at all Prices. ¥ANCFP CUPS AND SAUCERS, VASES, §c PIPES and CIGARS of the Finest Quality. A. J. DAVIS, Chemist and Druggist PORT PERRY JAMIESON'S LIVERY r{YHE undersigned would bog to stare that ne will, within a few days, open hig wew Livery Establichment on his premises; Perry street, where he will ke p for full variety of reliable rigs. Charges erate. ne, dn Mods A generous share of public patroraze i respectfully so iclterl. a Conveyances to all trains. 3 ech amination rubject to ex: radanpeeml. save. ORDER TO-DAY if rea you dont wast to be WE HAVE BICYCLES Tras Uwe fou our PEbernl Thos year we offer iy sod cod for work doe Fe ars som everywhere we refer to eof bank of busmass house ks. WM. JAMIESON Port Perrv Aug y 1895. A, STyiisn, RECLIABLL ARTISTIC™ Recommended by Lending Dressmakers. They Always Please. ®& NONE BETTER AT ANY PRICE EF These patterns are sald in nearly inthe United States keep them send One cent stamps received Adi ess your nearest point THE McCALL COMPANY, 13810 146 W. 14(n Sireet, Now York. or' BRANCH HC sg Fifth Ave., Chi . aad s03: himcket St. 'San firancisce. ONE GIVES RELIEF. Don't Spend a Dollar Medicine until you have tried You can buy them in the paper 5-cent cartons Ten Tabules for Five Cents. Bite sort be put up chonply te gratify She satvermd prassct demand for o low prion. If you don't find this sort of Ripans Tabules At the Druggist's mder the kitchen, all in a good state converted into a spl vhich are a large number of choice, thri uy fruit trees-- Apple, Cherry and Plom iirape Vines, Berry bushes and other sm. 'rait in ahundanee. There are also on ti aremises a good bricked Well and Cister and convenient Stable. ER GUREE "YOUR ow: HOME. jculars send Two 3c. stamps to : 8 oy: Lone Cre, Ont. Canadas Send Five Cents to Tux Rrrams Cammcar Spruce St., New York, and they will be seat to you by mail; or 13 cartons will be mailed for The chances are ten $9 one that Ripsns Tabules are Coapawy, No. 38 LTTE Brightest Magazine Publisicd Contains Beautiful Colored Plies Tilustrates Latest Pallerne, ions, Fancy Work Agents wamicd for this magarine in ever ain 2 Hoan prea rr asi addres THE McCALL CO. 138 10146 W. 14th St, New Vert OS AANANAPNNASE, RADNER SITRBEA0 Taluale requrtyle tol leh IN THE TOWNSHIP OF REZCH. TRE undersigned offors for Sale or to Rent that five propoty sitnated one mile south of Port Perry. bitsy part of lot 19, con. 4, Keach, containing 9 actin fore or Jers, 6 acres of which are ¢ cared ard io » stute of cultivation. Of the pre wises there are a first-class Brick Clad House, 30 x 20, with projection 18x 16. with good cella under the whole boiling; Kitchen 18 14 ; god Cistern, 2 pond Wells with Foor Pumgs There is a flint che Orchard of atwut 67 Treos-- Plum, Pear snd Cherry--also currant and "gooseberry bushes and wlovt quarter of an acre of © Ra pherries and Shute 4 J ALKO:- 3 House and Two Lats in the Village of Port Perry --heing Lots' Noe 106 and 107, On tario Stiect. Ou the premises there ap a fist class Dwel ing House with good i Cellar, Hard pd Ne Water suitable wtalde and "Driving Shoal mid five Harden of good Fruit Tr en Cherry. Prom and A -- Berry amd Currant Bushes, &e, . eguis th suit purchasers : | For forthe particaldra, apply to D J Adams, Erg, or to the proprietor on the * premises, = FJ. WHEELER. Port Perry. Feb 21, 1598, ;