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Mamita (to Tommy )--1'm sorry you | | your sister quarreled over that | ~ 'dranga atid that James had to interfere. * Whose part did he take? Tomtny-- Whose part! He took the whole range. : A bachelor says that if you hands lady « newspaper with paragraphs cut But of it, not a linc of it will be read, but every bit of interest felt in the paper by the lady will center in finding out what the "missing paragraphs con- tained. «There is something in the air; I couldn't sleep a wink last night.'-- u Broop an EYEE SyeTeM, when broken BN down by overwork, mental Worry, excesses and indisore- tions. They have & BPE Al IN CTFTO on the SexUAL SYSTEM of both men and women, Who finds his mental fao- E El MAN ultios dull or falling, or : wist't vour stomach? 'Oh | powers fiagging, should take these Sow k . : Jia phy! will Be es his lost energies, both yes. 1didn't eat or drink much at the socitble--only a little cider, and Jobster salad, and cream and chocolute mental should take them. 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I met him the other even- | . |E ing at the Von Der Koot's, aud found a again I Police officer--Why don't she come herself if she wants to make have him arrested!-- She's ot him down and is bumpin' his head xcited boy--She's too busy. him just as familiar as he looks.' on the flure. Don't look a gift horse in the mouth . ce =examine him all over. 'You ought to be proud of your trade," said the customer to the barber ; | 'most of it is head work, you know. He--I know that I am a perfect bear in my manner. She---Sheep, you mean. Bears hug people--you do nothing but bleat !' Mrs. Youngwife (at breakfast)-- There is no bread on the table, Nora. UNLOCKS ALL THE CLOGGED SECRETIONS or THE BOWELS, KIDNEYS AnD LIVER, CARRYING OFF GRADUALLY, WITHOUT WEAKEN. ING THE SYSTEM, ALL IMPURITIES AND FOUL Nora--Shure there's none in the house, wom. Mrs. Youngwife (severely) HUMORS, AT THE SAME TIME CORRECT ING ACIDITY or THE STOMACH, Curing BILIOUSNESS, DYSPEPSIA, HEAD- ACHES, DIZZINESS, HEARTBURN, CONSTIPATION, RHEUMATISM, DROPSY, SKIN DISEASES, JAUNDICE, SALT RHEUM, ERYSIPELAS, SCRO- FULA, FLUTTERING OF THE HEART, NERVOUSNESS, AND GENERAL DEBILITY, THESE AND ALL SIMILAR COMPLAINTS QUICKLY YIELD TO THE CURA- vive inrwvence of BURDOCK BLooD BITTERS, Then make some toast. Rheumatism Cured in a Day.--South American Rheumatic Cure, for Rheumatism and Neuralgia, radically cures in 1 to 3 days Its action upon the system is remarkable and mysterious. It removes at once the cause and the disease immediately dis appears. The first dose greatly benefit- 75 cents. Sold by A. J. Davis, Druggist. * I never saw such a man in my life, said Base; 'you are with anything.' never satisfied For Over Fifty Years, Murs, WiNsLow's-W800THING SYRUP has been used by oiillions of mothers for their children 'while teething. If disturbed at night. and broken of your rest by a sick child suffering and crying with pain of Cut- ting Tcoth send at once and get a bottle of "Mrs. Winslow's Soothing rup" for ¢ People who know the man I took for a husband,' replied Mrs, B., 'think, on the contrary, that 1 am easily satisfied.' It is one of that wonders of the world that a young lady can sit around | Children Teething. It will relieve the poor the id ith i ¢| little sufferer finmeditely. Depend upon ve house all day with a piece of}; = others, there is no mistake about it flannel wrapped round her throat nurs egulates the Stomach ind Colic, softens the ing her influenza, and in the evening |{ p i] ANZA, ning luces Inflammation, and gives tone dress up to see her beau, the healthiest | system. 'Mrs : a v Soothing Syrup" for children woman insexistence. teething is pleasant to the taste aud is the 2 : yrescription of one of the oldest and best A sportman had with him a boy to| Famale physicians and nurses in United carry the game bag. . Having missed | States. Price twenty-five cents a bottle « . : Sold by all druggists throughout the world five partridges in succession the gunner Be sure and ask for *' Mrs. WINSLOW cried, as he shot at the sixth bird -- | SooTHING Syrur." * There! I hit him! 1 saw the feathers | fly I--didn't they | $50 A YEAR FOR LIFE, 'Yes,' replied tie boy, drily ; 'they flew off with the Substantial Rewards for Those Whose bird. Answers are Correct. A man Die elitered a prison where was con % fined a condemned criminal. Un making a A story is told of a man who told | yequest to be conducted into the presence of the doomed man, the visitor was informed that none but relatives were permitted to sec the prisoner. The visitor said : "Brothersand sisters have I none, but that man's (the prisoner's) father is my father's son." He was at once taken to the prisoner. Now, what relation was the prisoner to the visitor? 'Phe Agriculturist Publishing Company wil give $50a year for life to the person sen ling dhe first answer; #500 to the second ; 8rd, £.5): 4th, $100; 5th, $50; and over 10,000 othe re Wards, consisting of pianos, organs, ladies ind gents gold and silver watches, sliver servi jes, diamond rings, ete his wife that he was going to Asusang- watousagamagogwongstongowa fishing, and got all his friends to call at his house and inquire of his whereabouts When he returned, the story goes, the poor woman was so exhausted she could not speak'for a week, x : To the person sending the last corréslansw Relief in Six Hours.--Distressing Kid- | will be Avan a high-toned plo. tothe bei ney and Bladder diseases relieved in six [to the Inst beautiful organ, and the wei 5,000 will recetve valuable prizes of sliverwar hours by the "Ney Great SouThH AMER-| oF 10Ax Kipney Come" This new remedy is | RULEM (1) All answers musi be seit by a greet surprise and delight to physicians | mail, and bear posimark not later than Dec. on account of its exceeding promptness in 31, 1808. (2) Tere will he no charge whatever lie ain in the bladder. kid to enter thix competition, but all who com- relieving pain in the bladder, kidneys, back | pete are expected to send one dollar for six and every part of the urinary passages in | months subscriplion to either Tuk LADIES, mule or female. It relieves retention of HoME MAGAZINE OF TUE CANADIVE AGRICUL- water and pain in pasring it almost im- TURISTL 0 ot the choicest lilustrated per- A y 3 jodieals of the day, (3) All prize winners will mediately. Sold by A. J. Davis, Druggist. 4h: . be expected to nssist 0s in extending our cir- culation, (4) The first correct answer received (sender's postmark taken in all cases as date of receipl, 80 as Lo give every one an equal chance, no mutter where he or she may reside) will seoure the first prize; the second, the next prize, and so on, The AGRICULTURIST is an old established concern, and possesses am ple means to ennble it to carry out all Its promises. (Send for printad list of former prize winners.) JupGes.--The following well known gentle men have opnsented to act as judges ai wil see that the pplzes are fairly awarded--Com modore Caleuft. (Proprietor Calewtt's Line 9 Steamers) , and Mr. W. Rober 7 I mes Funting Com - ¢ al ! Lovely daughter -- Why do you object to M1. De Poor? Is it not be'- ter to live in a cottage with one you love than dwell in a palace with on you hate! Practical mother --Yes, my dear, very wuch better ; but he 't the cottage. ooking him over scorn-' ok or chambermaid 1 Is your wife of a funny disposi: © ton? B.--Yes; the makes it pretty warm for me sometimes. A country clergyman recently an- nounced from the pulpit: 'A collection will be made at the poor for the benefit For Sale Everywhere. PENNINGTON & CO., MONTREAL. CAFFAROMA The Finest Pure Ground Coffee Inthe World. Sold in Tins only, If you cannot get it at your nearest grocer, send postal card direct to Acme Mills, Montreal, who will mail immediately free trial sample to the address given. FOR THE The great success and reputation that LUBY'S PArISIAN HAIR REXEWER has obtained proves it has no equal for restoring hair to its natural color, and from its balsamio properties strengthens thegrowth of the hair, removing all dandruff, and leaved the scalp clean and healthy, fold byfall Druggists. 508. a Bottle, success the Test of Worth IH PILLS am OINTMENT THIS UNIVERSAL MEDICINE IS A HOUSEHOLD REQUISITE EVERYWHERE. [THE PILLS | PURIFY THE BLOOD), impart tone to th NERVOUS SYSTEM, and act most power" fully yet soothingly on the T and has largely inci WINES "NE OVAL, o nee that he has removed his business to thidt fine K"--une door edstof Dieafeld's Jewelery Store-- ND LIQUORS, HE Undetsigtted- stora in the DIA] and has hand a fide assorttiént, in all lines, gt ol 'Wholesile and Retail ! Hotelkeepers at Toronto and Montreql Prices-- freight saved. In stock, fine brands, Prices to suit the times, | ar Parcels delivered to a ester, free of charge. IL Liquors for Medieinal Purposes, solicited. of the Corporation, or to Prince Albert and Manct M. WILLIAMS. Port Perry; April 8, Hh 5 . ho % STORE NEW FURNITURE | NEW PRICES The Subscriber wishes to return thanks to his customers for the liberal support since the fire, and is better prepared to furnish all requiring anything ir the Furniture line, good and cheap. 1 respectfully invite inspection of my Stock. Just atrivedn splendid lot Gilt and Marble Mouldings for picture framing #nd all kinds of frames. | ~ RY Hoy My Undeabing Drariment is replete with everything necessary for furnishing Funerals, Charges reason- able. Suor--One door West of the St, Charles Hotel. Ex. A call solicited. Port Perry, 18, 1803. IF YOU ARE IN NEED OF FURNITURE IT WILL PAY YOU To --=BU Y=-- JOHNSON, rE ITBY His Stock is complete in every Department, which he offers at Pri ces that cannot be Shaded ! Call and examine my Stock and you will be convinced that for Quality Style and Finish our Furniture is unsurpassed. A large stock of Upholstered Chairs, and Ottomans, in Silk, Velvet and Plush. A cordial invitation is extended to all to visit my Establishment Whitby, Jan. 15,1889. E, J JOHNSON. LIVER AND BOWELS, promoting DIGES TION and assimilation, an¢ endowing the Whole bodily frame witl STRENGTH and vigour. Nervous Head aches, Tremblings with Lassitude an¢ GENERAL DEBILITY quickly yield to the potent force of these well-known Pills, ang they are unrivalled in their efficacy in all FEMALE COMPLAINTS, removing all. obstructions, skin blemishes simples and boils, better than any other family med cine known. [THE OINTMENT HAS A WORLD-WIDE REPUTATION, It heals every kind of SORE, ULCER and WOUND more certainly than any othe: known salve. Its marvellous penetrating powers render it Invaluable in all THROAT AND CHEST DISEASES, suring Bronchitis, Quinseys, and Asthma, re- fucing Glandular Lumps, closing and healing ABSCESSES and FISTULAS, and for alle iating the excruciating tortures of RHEUMATISM, GOUT, 1d NEURALGIA itis unsurpassed. It never ils to remove Seurf and every species of kin disease. © Purchasers should look to the Label on the Pots and Boxes If the address is not 533, Oxford Street, London, they are spurious. Emerson Bros. Planing Mills PORT PERRY. they arc now prepared to man DOORS, CASINGS, 4 STAIRS, STAIR RAILS, STAIR BRACKETS, ~ BANNISTERS, NEUEL POSTS, MOULDINGS, &C., IN GREAT VARIETY. SASH, Turning done with patch. . © ALL THE LATEST BTYLES IN d biti Subscribers beg to announce the ufactura FRAMES, = | Scroll Sawing, Band Sawing and neatness: and dis- Diesteld's Diamond Hall JUST OPENED OUT A Fine Stock : Fine Jewelry--Latest Styles and Patterns. FINE GOLD WATOHES- Latest Styles in Cases. The Latest Styles in Ladies' and Gent's CHAINS, CHARMS, BUTTONS Forty dozen SPECTACLES and EYE-GLASKES, from 25 cts to $6. way REGULATORS and ODOOKS in great variety. LATE THE a oy! IVER > BOWELS, [HE BLOOD. 3 REMEDY FOR . flensive Breath, and all 1, Liver and Sab d relief. Sold by | Town Hall. EMERSON BROS. Port Perry, May 6, 1886, Pustory, on Lilla street, just south of the PUBLIC ANNOUNCEMENT | HE undersigied takes mich pleasure in informing the public that he has now moved into his extensive, well arranged NewBrickEstablishment where his supétior and gredtly increased facilities for business will i Teontint ous to all doing bitdiness with him, X 'With many thanks for ve still increasing patro remind the Bin Approved Oven hasall the latest improvements ana does its work to perfection. The public may rely on an unlimited supply of CHOICE BREAD. Every variet of & FANCY BREAD, OHOICE | ac. extensive and need scarcely fe that my * Everything in the line Cheap WM. HISCOX. Port Pérry Sep. 9, 1891, * Lake Ontario Steamboat Co'y. STEAMER NORTH KING. Nw, Fase axp Erecrric-Licaren, DAILY FOR ROCHESTER. On and after Monday, May 1st, will leave Cobourg at 8.00 a.m., Port Hope at 9.45 a.m.,on arrival of G. T. R. Trains. Arrives at Charlotte at 2.20 p m, Rettirning, leaves Charlotte at 11.15 p.m , except Tuesday at 9.458 m., and Saturday at 4.16 pm., ar- riving at Port Hope at 6.80 a,ui., (Saturday at 9.00 p.m.) Will call at Colborne on Wednesday and Fri. day at 4.00 a.m., and Brighton on Monday and Wed. nesday at 2.00 a.m. Ask your local agent for Throitgh Tieke any point on the Ne ¥. C., Penn. R R., Lehigh Val- ley, West Shore, R. W, & O., D. L. & W., B. R. & P., W. N. Y. & P., and Have Baggage Checked Through 0. ¥, GILDERSLEEVE, en. Manager, y C. H. NICHOLSON. Kingston. Gen; Pass. Axt, Port Hope. Canadian Pacific Railway. ONTARIO DIVIRION rains willleave Myrtle as follows GOING WEST, -- i " Fol nah He 5:58 a. m, 8:25 a. m. 4 7:05 p.m. GOING EAST-- - {10:86am £ 7:06 p.iid : * 3:05 p.m A, J. DAVIS, Agent, Port Perry PATENTS, ®ATRS AND RE-186UKE secured, TRADR-MARKS registered and all other patent causes in the Patent Office and before the Courts promptly and carefully prosecuted, Upon receipt of model or aketel of nvention, 1 make carctul examination, and advise as to prientas bility free of ehnrge. Main offices directly ackoss from the Patent Office and attention is specially called tomy perfect and long established facilities for making prompt prelin.- inary searcher, for the most vigorous and successful prosecution of applications for patent, sud for attend- ing to all business entrusted to my care, in the shortest possible time. Refocted cakes aspecilalty. FrES MODERATE, and exclusive attention given to patentbusiness. Book of information and advice, and) references sont without charge upon re- quest Cc J. R. TITTELY., Solicitor and Attorney in Patent Canes, Waskington., D.C. Opposite U.S, Patent Office, Mention this pajse-.) [ Clipping and Trimming The undersigned begs to inform the public that he is prepared to Clip and Trin (in Old Country and other styles, all horses en- trusted to him. Orders left at Mr. 8. sraham's Blacksmith Shop will received immediate attention, Charges moderate. ed. Satisfaction Guarant- B. F. CRANDELL, 1, 1892. DRESSMAKING. MISS NELLIE| CAMERON Begs to intimate to the Ladies of Port Perry and vicinity 'that she is prepared to do Dressmaking in the latest i style. Having taken a course in Cutting of one of the most expert Dress and Mantle Cutters in the Dominion she feels confident that all orders entrusted to her cannot fail to please her patrons, A staff of competent assis- tants steadily engaged. Rooms at the residence of her father, Caleb street. Port Perry, June 30, 1892. % Port Port, Sept. 2 JOHN NOTT, UNDERTAKER, and Funeral Director, _PORT PERRY. TWO DESIRABLE RESIDENCE FOR SALE. pics By Pook, explan: Proofs melded (sealed) free. Edy ERIE MEDICAL C0., Bufalo, LY. The Most Medical Discovery ., the Last One Hundred Years. Ik is Pleasant to the Taste as the Sweetest Nectar. _ It is Safe and Harmless as the Purest Milk. This wonderful Nervine Tonio has only recently been introduced into this country by the proprietors and manufacturers of the Great South American Nervine Tonic, and yet its great value as a curative agent has long been known by a few of the most learned who have not brought its merits and value to the knowledge of general public. ? : This medicine has completely solved the problem of the cure of indiz gestion, dyspepsia, and di of the general nervous system, It id also of the greatest value in the cure of all forms of failing health from whatever cause, It performs this by the great mervine which it possesses, and by )ts great curative powers organs, the stomach; the liver and the | : remedy ever "this cont ousness of females of all ages." Ladies who are approac period known as change in life, should not fail to use this great Nery Tone, almost constantly, for the space of two or three years, It carry them safely over the danger. This great strengthener and cura: tive is of inestimable value to the aged and infirm, because its reat energizing properties will give them a new hold on life, It will add ten or fifteen years to the lives of many of those who will usc a half dozen bottles of the remedy euch year. "IT IS A GREAT REMEDY FOR THE CURE OF Nervousness, Broken Constitution, Nervous Prostration, Debility of Old Age, Nervous Headache, Indigestion and Dyspepsia, Sick Headache, Heartburn and Sour Stomach, Female Weakness, Weight and Tenderness in Stomach; Nervous Chills, Loss of Appetite, Paralysis, Frightful Dreams, Nervous Paroxysms and Dizziness and Ringing in the Ears; Nervous Choking, 'Weakness of Extremities and Hot Flashes, Fainting, Palpitation of the Heart, Tuipure and Impoverished Blood, Mental Despondency, Boils and Carbuncles, Slecplessness, Scrofula, St. Vitus' Dance, Scrofulous Swellings and Ulcers, Nervousness of Females, Consumption of the Lungs, Nervousness of Old Age, Catarrh of the Lungs, y Neuralgia, Bronchitis and Chronic Cough, Pains in the Heart, Liver Complaint, Pains'in the Back, Chronic Diarrheea, Failing Health, Delicate anid Scrofulous Children; Summer Complaint of Infants. All these and many other complaints cured by this wonderful Nervine Tonic. RERVOUS DISEASES. As a cure for every class of Nervous Diseases, no remedy has been able to compare with the Neryine Tonic; which is very pléasant and harmless in all its effects upon the youngest child or the oldest and most delicate individual. Nine tenths of all the ailments to which the human family is heir are dependent on nervous exhaustion and impaired diges- tion. 'When there is an insufficient supply of nerve food in the blood, & general state of debility of the brain, spinal marrow, ahd nerves is the fesult. Starved nerves, like starved muscles, become strong when the right kind of food is saipplied; and a thousand weaknesses and ailments disappear as the nerves recover, As the nervous system must supply all the power by which the vital forces of the body are carried on, it is thé first to suffer for want of perfect nutrition. Ordinary food does not con tain a sufficient quantity of the kind of nutriment necessary to repair i the wear our present mode of living and labor imposes upon the nerves. For this reason it becomes neccessary that a nerve food be supplied. This South American Nervine has been found by analysis to contain the essential elements out of which nerve tissue is formed. This accounts for its universal adaptability to the cure of all forms of nervous de: rangement. REDECOA WILEINEON, of Brownsvalley, Ind: saya: "Ihad been in a distressed condition fof three years from Nervousness, Weakness of the Stomach, Dyspepkia, and indigestiod, until my health was gone. I had been doetoring coi stanily, with no relief. I bought one bottle of South American Norvine, which done me more good than any $50 worth of doctoring I eved Qld fn my life. ~ Twonld advise every weakly por son to use this valuable and lovely remedy; & few bottled of it has cured mo completely. F LA. Hin «ree C0, | consider it tha rrandost ©! the worl@s%) A SWORN CURE FOR ST. VITAS' DARCE OR CHOREA. URAWFORDSVILLE, InD., June 22, 1887; My daughter, eleven years old, was severely afflicted with Bt. Vitus' Danoé or ro ey We gave her three and one-half bottles of South American Ner+ vine and she is completely restored. I believe it will cure every case of Bt: Vitus' Dance. 1 have kept it in my family for two years, and am sure it i8 the greatest remedy in the world for Indigestion and Dyspepsia, and for alk forms of Nervous Disorders and Failing ealth, from whatever eause. : : JonN T, State of Indiana, }as . Montgomery County, i Subscribed and sworn to before me thia June 22, 1887. CHAS, W. WRIGHT, Notary Publidh INDIGESTION AND DYSPEPSIA. The Great South American Nervine Tonic Which we now offer you, is the only absolutely unfailing remedy evef discovered for the cure of Indigestion, Dyspepsia, and the vast train symptoms and horrors which are the résult of disease and debility of the human stomach. No person can afford to pass by this jewel of incals culable value who is affected by disease of the stomach; because the ex perience and testimony of many go to prove that this ig the oxx and ONLY ONE great cure in the world for this universal destroyer. There is no case of unmalignant disease of the stomach which can resist the wonderful curative powers of the South American Nervine Tonic. snmieT EB, HALL. of Waynetown, Ind., says: | Mzs, ELLA A. BRATTON, of New Ross, Indlansy ite to the t Bbuth American | gays: "I cannot express how much I ows to the for five months from | oc ing Tonic: My system was completely shat! ts of an exhausted stomach, Indigestion, po Thausted tome iattered | tered, appetite gone, was coughing and spitting' ven blood; am sure I was in the first 4 of hole system. Had ul rs of potting well. Tad of consumptin, an fi rit ano handed on thew foe Tobie, and contifimed fo use gott H th no relief. The first bottle of the Nerv- ine Tonle improved me so much that 1 waa able to walk about, and a few cured me entirely. | about six months, and am in the world. 1 To the Great S DEAR GENTS: have suffered for many years with a yery serions disease of the stomach and nerves, I tried every medicine I could hear of, but nothing done me ny appreciable good untll I was advised to i your Great Bouih American Norvine Tonic and Stomach and Liver Cure, and since using several bottles of ft 1 must say that lam sur- prised at its wonderful powers {0 cure the etom- ach and general nervous system. if everyons knew the value of this remed + as I do you would not be able to supply the ¢ J 3 fs ARo*® ptt I belleve it is the best is the grandest remedy for nerves, Fl can not cecommend it too highly." lungs I have mw soen.'" i? The undersigned offersfor Sale two No'remed, with Souza N a8 eure for the Nor. a ¢ Comfortable. Rosidonoss in Prince | oma an Nervine has curs or all forms eatin. Te nev 5 and Dyspepsia. never fatls to cute Chotes bE Bt, v fd ay 3 : of physicians. the re Gai: