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Cholly Lighthead: Aw, doctor, deah, what is the best way--aw---to get the fweckion off my face 3 Doctor : Have your father knock the spots -- of you. FOREIGN FUN. Bits of Wit from the Other Side of the Sen, Magistrate : You are charged with tak- ing a watch which hung in a jewelers shop window. Prisoner: The jeweler himself invited me to take it. He had put a ticket on the watch with these words: '"A rare opportu. nity !I"--I1 Motto per Ridere. 18 a certain an d spendy, 1 can 2 2h in all 18 in all its SoorHina, CLEANSING, EALING. Instant Relief, Permanent Cure, Failure Impossible. Many so-called discanes are sim; ose £1) Ky AND WATER Bues. We will give FIFTY Soveii wh Ay ro oye & C0, Frive ssoums, $4. Paul Strost, MONTREAL. G. 7. DROVE iach sig SL a. Elocirio Cars Pass Door. EVERY MODERN IMPROVEMENT RATES: S80 to 82.00. ONTREAL 2d oe TRACE %, i WALL E55 COUN = ok 2 1 5 MCARTHUR = : RPER®5% & 00. <i RACTORY 2% onus" Gl CANADA TRUSS FACTORY Est, 1556. F, G2OSS, Prop. 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NO glimmering diz ziness, or any distressing sensat.on with the so called "Boss" SPECTACLES, the Bows of which are stamped in gold with the name "Boss" and the List of Prizes to be awarded at the Spring Show of the Reach, Port Perry aud Scugog Agricultural Society to be held at Man chester, on Taesday, April 235. Imported Draught Stallion (aged) Imported Draught Stallion, three yrs oid Cs ian Draught Stallion (aged) ees 8 2 ian Draught Stallion, three yrs old 8 2 Road and Carriage Stallion, shown in har. ness "have + . 0.7 i Road and Sarsiage Swailion, shown in har ness, three yi 6 3 Mhoroign bred § bho Stallion with pedi 6 4 Cléveinnd Bay or Coach Stallion ~ ...... 5 3 Span of DraftHorses, geldings or mares.. / § Span of Agricultural Horses, welding or mares 53 Saddle Horse 21 Fmported Draught Brood Mare, in foal or foal by her side a) Canadian Draught Brood Mare, in foal or foal by her side 3 2 Agricultural Draught Brood Mare, in foal or foal by her side 3.2 Saddle or Brood Mare, In foul of foal by a side or 8:mzle Driving Horse, gelding or mare, 154 hands and under 8 ple Driving | Norse, gelding or mare, er 154 hand Durham Bull (aed) ES 3 3 imporiod Durham Bull, two years old 5 3 Durham Bull, one year old. 3 2 Holstein or other breed --any age.. '2 1 ire "Nagon, Suimbleskein 2 Single Buggy, with to} 2 ST BrECIAL. ig Ward and Claughton, Utie sii] xivea Spocial Prive of #6 for the best Colt, ge!din lly, two years old and under, sired by a Thoroug Htallion Pedigree of sire to be produced); ai the Society will give #4 for the second prize. 6th HALP-YEARLY COMPETITION The most In ting Contest eve teresting offered by The Canadian Agri- culturist. One Thousand Dollars in a Pair of Handsome Shetland Ponies, Carriage an: Harness, and over two thousand other valu able prizes for the Agriculturist's brightest readers! Who will have them? Atcorfing 1 the usual custom some years tL the bi igbers of THX AGRICLTUIS? 0 thelr xeh Huaif-3 early Literary Com petition. This grand Competition vi no dou tic and successful one LL Dollars number of spectacle. No better spec- tacles made. Forty dozen of spectacles to select from, from 25 cents up to §6, AT DiesrrLD's --- Ripans Tabules cure nausea. Ripans Tabules cure dizziness. Ripans Tabules cure scrofula. Ripans Tabules cure headache, Ripans Tabules cure jaundice. Ripans Tabules : for torpid liver. Canadian Pacific Railway, ONTARIO DIVISION rains will leave Myrtle as follows OING WEST. he - b:5 JING EAST - 10:36 &.n " 7:06 pon. " 11:05 pn A. J. DAVIS, Agent, Port Perry PUBLIC ANNOUNCEMENT. HE andermed takes takes much pleasures iv informing the public that he has now moved into his extensive, well arranged lewBrickEstablishment vhere his superior and greatly increased acilities for business will prove advantage wus to all doing business with him. With many thanks for very extensive and tilli toreasiug sag putiona need scarcely the public that my td Oven "ifiprovements and does The public may an palinited supply of L ts i, promoting DIGESTION and assisaliation, anc PILS io OINTHENT| THIS UNIVERSAL MEDICINE IS A HOUSEHOLD REQUISITE EVERYWHERE. PURIFY THE BLOOD, impart tone to th NERVOUS SYSTEM, and act most power fully yet soothingly on the LIVER AND BOWELS, the whole bodily frame wit Yigous, Kervous Head IE Hlemich ester, free of charge. H otelkecpers / In stock, fine d Prices to suit the &F Parcels deli Port Perry, April. all skin isi and boils, better win any other family med cine known. HAS A WORLD-WIDE REPUTATION, It heals cvery kind of SORE, ULCER and WOUND more certainly than any othet known salve. Its arviom penetrating powers render it invaluable in all THROAT AND CHEST DISEASES, suring Bronchitis, Quinseys, and Asthma, re- lncing Glandilar Lumps, closing and healing ABSCESSES and FISTULAS, and for alle- viating the excruciating tortures of RHEUMATISM, GOUT, ind NEURALGIA it is unsurpassed. It never ails to remove Scurf and every species of kin disease. The Pills and Ointment are Manufactured only at 78, New Oxford Bt, (late 533, Oxford 8t.) London ; And are sold by all Vendors of Medicines threughout the Civilized World ; with directions for use in almost every language 5" Purchasers should look to the Label on the Pots and Boxes If the address is not 533, Oxford Btrest, London, they are spurious. Emerson Bros' Planing Mills PORT PERRY. FTYHE Subscribers beg to announce the _ they arc now prepared to manufactura DOORS, SASH, BLINDS, CASINGS, FRAMES, STAIRS, STAIR RAILS, STAIR BRACKETS: BANNISTERS, NEUEL POSTS, MOULDINGS, &C., IN GREAT VARIETY. Seroll Sawing, Band Sawing and Turning done with neatness and dis- patch. ALL THE LATEST STYLES IN FANOY FENCE PICKETS Tanks and Cistern Tubs made to order. Flooring and Siding constantly on hand, Planing done to Order. The patronage of the public is respect- fully solicited. Factory on Lilla street, just south of the Town Hall, EMERSON BROS. Port Perry, May 6, 1886. DRESSMAKING. MISS NELLIE CAMERON Jegs to intimate to the Ladies of Port Perry and vicinity that she is prepared to io Dressmaking in the latest and best sty Having taken a course in Cutting of one he most expert Dress and Mantle Cutters n the Dominion she feels confident that all wders entrusted to her cannot fail to please ier patrons, A staff of competent assis- tants steadily engaged. Rooms at the residence of her father, (Caleb street. Port Perry, June 30, 1802, JOHN NOTT, UNDERTAKER, and Funeral Director, PORT PERRY. COMMERCIAL HOTEL, MAN ILLA, ONT. "YHIS HOTEL Day be been remodeled and renova and newly furnished, No pains will be spared to make "ortable. Par and Dining Room wil will Seay fond well adpplisd, Sood Co Com; Rooms, First-b! sss Sallin prin Hostler. #7 Buss Uive me a call, Ww. i's PARK, Manilla, Apri) 2, 1801. Proprietor since the fire, and the Furniture line, 0 his cus mal for | to furnish all fully invit Stock. 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