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wich whet would you Yes, yés ; now, you--' , sAnd would the wheels go wound, < papa ¥ * "Oh, yes (yawning). Shut your eyes now, and--' "And would it go choo, choo, choo, pt Yes, yea ; now go to sleep 'Bay, paps.' No answer. 'Papa! " "Well, what now T' "Js you 'Paid of the dark ¥ No' (drowsily). *] isn't either, papa.' 'Well © «If 1 was wich, I'd buy somefin.' "Would you,f "Yes; I'd buy you some ice oweam all some choculum drops, and a toof brush and panties wiv bwaid on like mine, and 8 candy wooster, and----' * *#rhat will do. You must go tosleep you 1 do paps.' Experiencehas taught you that there will be no peace until you have brought the 'jiuk', and you scurry out to the bath room iu the dark for it, knock: "ing your shins against everything in the room as. you go. "Now, I don't want to bear another word tfrom you tonight,' you say, as he gulps down a mouthful of the water Bo didn't want. Two minutes later be : 2 "Pops. : * fee here, laddie, papa will have to punish you if--' "I can spell 'dog,' papa.' oy 'Well, nobody wants to hear you ~~ spallit at 2 o'clock in the morning.' © ° Pog--dog ;is that right ¥ iN, it isnt ; but nobody cares if--' "Then is 'd-og, isn't it I Yes, yes ; now you lie right down dl go to sleep instantly I +#Then I'll be. a good boy, won't I, ERA i, nor understanding' »Wi' this he} looked at Step shoes. He was struck wi' astonishment. He raised his eyes ; he graiped him by the band, and said, 'The kirk is yours.' Past Human Help. In Denny, Stirlingshire, but a. few years ago lived Archie----, a wheel- wright, whose sayings are living yet. One morning as he was enjoying his first smoke before starting work a boy came into his yard hauling behind him what looked to be the ruins of a wheel- barrow--a 'sometning which might have stood for Burns' immortal des cription in 'The Inventory.' Archie | glowered a moment at the relic. Said he: 'What dae ye want, my mannie ¥ KEK x : > { ] i» ). be "This is the borra ma mither says ye'er. ® @® So to men't." Archie's eyes opened wider. He scratched his head, considered, sswithered sighed, and said : 'D'ye ken A d whaur the Reverend Maister Falconer eS dll é ; bides t, 'Yes' said the laddie. 'Weel' ! tak' yer borra up to him,' 'Whit am IN TO WSN HAS THE------ I to tak' it to the minister fur? 'Jist tell him to pray for't--holy man 1--fo' it's past Human help.' el pn ALWAYS ON HAND A Ohief (to fireman throwing water ! into a burning church)--'Why are you keeping a stream on after the fire is out? Fireman--'It's the first time in my life that: I ever had a chance. to Se Of Roll'd Tike Sokaow, Bridgst, Is of a of all the roast beef and cake that was and Dairy Salt, Bacon, Flax, hy left ever from yesterday * Bridget-- | Highest Price paidin Cash for Fresh 'Sure, mum. didn't ye never have a . perlicetan callin' on yes when ye was A large quantity of Sound Beach 'and 3 my age? sale Cheap. 3! ADVICE TO MOTHERS. Port Perry, Aug. 28, 1889, distarbed at night snd broken of = a sick child suffering and ory- sie Diesfeld's Diamong ediately. d e about gums, reduces inflamma- [ves tone and energy to the whole 3 WixsLow's SooTHING SYRUP leasanttothetaste lest lebys Fine Jewelry--Latest Styles word, _ Price 25 canis | FINE GOLD WATCHES Latest Styles in Cases: 0 Syror," and take no X 3 The Latest Styles in Ladies' and Gent's CHAINS, Tanoven Tiocxzrs--The public will be x . W. E. Uckey, Forty dozen SPECTACLES and EYE-GLASSES, REGULATORS and CLOCKS in great 'yuriety. ing to take the ] to the North West. it importance to the public that ns reliable to he 3 Everything Warranted as. supply them af the lowest| REPAIRING in first-class Workmanlike maj t "Life is Short!--Get your eye d im OF RESTORED, by ba AcLEs st Dies poms | Nurserymen, eT and exclulisathrtion given TS Re. MITTELE, : Solclor and Akoraey in Fafont Cause : anh FOR BALE. J : The undersigned offers for Bale two || Comfortable Residences in Prince SEs, Albert. For particulars 'MEAOCHAM'S BEEF, IRON AND WINE. I you are lauguid and weak, and your appetite Ty My Beet, Tron and Wing is Tie tonle, bo sure. As an invigorating tonieit is recognized by the Medical Profession as the best strengthening medicine thus far produced. It is invaluable as a blood-and-muscle maker. In those cases where weakness is the resnlt of imperfect of insufficient food of wasting fevevers or excess of any sort. -- It contains the nutriment of the Beef, the stimulant Wine and the tonic power of Ir dmirably calculated obuild p the emaciated system. WANTED ALESMEN to introduce and soll our fine stock in their own localities, Write for 8 $0. during the SELOVER & ATWOOD. Geneva, N.Y, STRAY LAMB C{TRAYED into lot 10, ¢on.™7, Reach, NS during the present month A RAM '| LAMB. The owner is requested to come prove property, poy charges and - take it away, otherwise 16 will bo sold as the law directs. 3 & JOHN TUMMONDS, Reach, Dec. 9, 1889.; 6. 2) fous Gon, 3 ix mber; soil hest hae THIS UNIVERSAL MEDICINE IS | § A HOUSEHOLD REQUISITE EVERY WHERE, Ho =i Sr { { THE PILLS We Mean What We Say. [8 Itis the life of leather, A Purify the Blood, | tone to the Nerrous| Bi the applied ik Not System, and act most powerfully yet sooth-| 8 Shoe can be polished immediately ingly on the Liver and Bowels, promoting afterwards. : Digestion and assimilation,' and endo PRICE, + 10 & 15 Cents per Box.| the whole bodily frame with Strength Sold by all first-class stores. Sam: yigor. Nervous Headaches, Tremblings with | § ples mailed--Stamps taken, x OLIVER CABANA Jr., Lassitude and General Dubility uickly Jil to the potent force of these well- le, in BOLE MANUFACTURER, BUFFALO, N. ¥.. proof, and if occasionally dressed with this dressing will Inst more than twice as long as otherwise. } and they are unrivaled in their efficacy , FEMALE COMPLAINTS, removing all obstructions, skin blemishes | SE imples and boils hetter than any' other amily medicine known. The Ointment | HAS A WORLD-WIDE REPUTATION It heals every kind of Sore, Ulcer and Wound more certainly than any otherkuowy salve, 'Its marvelous penetrating powers render it invaluable in all Ls 1 A hy thma. Dare nd tout -- ratio 18 a never fails to remove Scruff and every) } FICATE, 'wo Oe an Sr at Broa ' Lam agualised with fhe <tniposition of ways CA errin's Pine Tar Cordial, and recommend C8 Professor HowLowAT's Establishment, it as being the most effectual 1emedy known Po 327 533, OXFORD STREET. LONDON, {to the medical faculty. pride one Tid and sold at ly 14d, 2880, do 61, Ins, 228 P. PALMER BURROWS, M.D. M.C, and 33s, eac x and Pot, and in Canada |p cop 'Board of Health at 36 cents, 90 cents and $1.50, and larger + Eomitive of Bealth fo > mea market: sass) 2 Dispastion. i a be PERRIN'S PINE TAR CORDIAL €0., 57 2 NV, --. ve no Ag in the 3 8 ) United States, nor are my Medicines aolu LINDSAY, ONTARIO. SA there. Purchasers should therefore look at the Lable on the Pots, and Boxes. Ifthe wl- dress is not 538 Oxford Street, London, they are spurious. To The trade marks of my Medicines aré re istered in Ottawa, and also in Wasington: 'THO Street, London. 80 FOR SALE. The Subscriber offers for Sale his resi dence nearly opposite the School Build: ings, , gone seer lop WD ML ted 'with Apple, Pear, Plum Chery of Smail{The Only. Flexible Wheel Wind Wil berries _ and' SM ANOFAOTURED: | |