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4'vo made a fool of myself I" While mingling in some greater strife, "When plans of gain, not love, were rife-- #'ve made a fool of myself 1" In 1)ve or gain, in peace or war, In musing life's battles o'er We must exclpim, with memory sore-- # I've made a fool of myself I" ence ever teaches best ; let the memory stir the breast time to come may not suggest-- © «I've made a fool of myself}" 5 Make haste while the sun shines « A peasido rosidence" is the last phrase invented to describ a two. roomed pot within Sight of the ocean. > ' The rolling stone gathers no moss but it gathors the follow that rides bicycle every time. Difference in mothers. Tommy (whose mamma bad been reading to 'him about Eve and the serpent)-- She wasn't like you, mamma, for you're afraid of a mouse. « What must I doy" asked a mean and conceited 'man of a friend who knew him well. "to get a picture of the one I love most?" «Sit for yourown portrait," was the reply. Wo know of two young damsels on a certain street, who have each nine fellows. The old women inthe neighbourhood think the affair will ond in in a base ball match. «1 suppose," said a puoning lady to a sailor' whom she saw holding the ruddor of a .boat, as sho was sauntering on the seashore, " I sup- pose that your favourite tree is the elm." "Yes, madam," he respond- od, "and I seo that your favourite is the beach." A speculator on the Paris bourse consults aphysician. "The feverish life which you aro leading is killing you. If you don't quit itin less than a'year you will be a dead man,' said the doctor. "Ab," exclaimed the speculator. "If I were only sure of it! What adeal! I'd insure myselt for a million." a-------- = Fpps's Cocoa. --GRATEFUL AND Ton- poring. --"By a thorough knowledge ot he digestion and nufrition, and by a careful ap- age which may save us many heavy doctors' Vvills. It is by the judicious use of such ar- ticles of dict that a constitution may be gradually built up until strong enough to natural laws which govern the operations of plication of the fine properties of well-select- ed cocoa, Mr, Epps has provided our break- fast tables with a delicately flavoured bever- resist every tendency to disease. Hundreds |: of subtle maladies are floating around us cady to attack wherever there is a weak | point. We may escape many a fatal shaft by keeping ourselves well fortified with pure blood and a properly nourished frame." -- Civil Service Gazette ~Sold only in packets MARBLE WORKS! PORT PERRY HE undersigned would take this oppor~ tunity of expressing their thanks for the very liberal bestowed on them and would beg to inform the public gener- ally that they now enjoy greatly increased facilities for filling orders more promptly, with CHOICE MATERIAL, SUPERIOR WORKMANSHIP and at LOWEST POSSIBLE PRICES, OUR GRANITE & MARBLE Pillars, Monuments, Tomb Stones, and 'Tablets Are much admired by all who see them, As no agent is employed the expense is saved and customers get the advantage, B&™ Come and sce us in our New Works near the Foundry, ROSE & SHAW. Port Perry, March 24, 1880, ROOM PAPER. ROOM PAPER ! ROOM PAPER ! WAGON LOADS OF IT JUST RECEIVED AT MCCAW'S Bigelow's Arcade, The Quantity, Quality and Price will astonish purchasers. Newest Styles, Latest Designs, and Finest Patterns, COME AND INSPECT THE STOCK. W. H. McCAW. Port Perry, April 22, 1880. TARMERS Yo will find it your advantage to go to NURS] lal Te Sl ©"_1ts Just a Booming. Such inthe expression from druggists and dealers everywhere who are selling New Discovery for consumption. preparation can begin to have such an exten- give and rapid sale. And Why? Simply be- cause of its truly wonderful merits. No Cold or Cough, no matter of how long standing or how stubborn, can resist its healing qualities. 'Asthma, Bronchitis, Hoarseness, Huy Fever, fain in the side or chest and difficulty of reathing or any Jiggering disease of the "Jauss Epps & Co, Homeopathic s, 48, Threadneedle Street, and 170, r. King's o like 'Throat and Lingss Fp ly yields to its marvel, o e It. cure a a a ene Yiaied. ""Satisty | Western White Lime dshave already done by gett trial bottle for ten cents or a regular size r $l. For sale by all druggists. Ata ble price per bushel. THOS. MADILL, pm For all kinds of Seeds, also Plaster and Salt BUILDERS, We have just to hand a large supply of FARM toRENT. HE undersigned offers to Rent his farm in the site TOWNSHIP OF FENELON, from the railway station.-- 100 acres, 30 acres of . frame Dwelling House and Barn, -- a Sm ep For particulars apply to : A. BICHARDSOX, Port Porry, March 94, 1880, fi vy Sg LADIES! We have choice Flower Seeds, and a fine assortment of Geraniums snd Fuchsias. FLOUR «» I'EED Port Perry, April 21, 1880. HE East-half of Tiot No concession of the Township CARTWRIGHT, In the County of Durham, containing 100 about 90 of which are cleared and ina state of cultivation. Soil, clay loam. There are 16 acres being summer fallowed this this season. There are on the pre- mises a frame house, a frame barn with ex- cellent underground stables and other out- buildings, also two wells and an overflowing For partjoulats, apply to the u {00,000 STANDARD APPLE TREES ------AND OTHER-- JBR BOOTS k= AND SHOES. Spring and Summer Stock full and complete. Fine Goods a Specialty. THE VERDICT OF THE J TRICK'S IS THE PLACE TO BUY YOUR 'GOOD AND CHEAP FOR CASH AND TRADE. Custom Work second to none. : Port Perry, May 27, 1880. C. TRICK. - NURSERY STOCK FOR SALE. Parties WHO INTEND PLANTING WILL FIND IT TO THEIR ADVAN- TAGE TO PURCHASE HOME-GROWN TREES, &C., When they can get them true to name, of good size, fresh, and well grown and AT LOWER PRICES Than the same articles can be purchased for from outsiders, besides the satisfaction of seeing the Btock and judging of it for yourselves before paying your money. My Stock of Trees are extra fine And in order to reduce my present large Stock, I will sell at Prices that Defy Competitiond here at the Nursery. p&F~ Orders by mail promptly attended to and satisfaction guaranteed. WANTED Address» A FEW GOOD MEN to sell our Stock, to whom good wages and constant employment will be given. O. ¢. KELLETT, Port Perry, Avg. 3, 1880. w.J.NOTT, FURNISHING © UNDERTAKER. BOX 97--PORT PERRY. P prices, Whitby, April, 1880. TOTHE FARMERS DOMINION. 0 We offer you for the harvest of 1880, the following first-class Farming Implements: BROWN' WHITBY HARVESTER, (Improved .) YOUNG CANADA MOWER, (Im CAYUGA Jr MOWER, (Improved.) The above machines requireno comment from us, nfter passing through stich a barvestas the past and carrying off the Gold Medal for Canada. We also notify all intending purchasers who want durable machinery and urpose to pay CASH ON DELI VERY, to call at our office in Whitby, ofore placing your orders elsewhere, CASH SYSTEM! As nearly as practicable, and thereby make our price list at lowest living BROWN & PATTERSON M'FNG CO'Y. Give us a call. proved.) as it is our intention to adopt the MAGNIFICENT HEARSE, On which is nicely trimmed in the latest Ameriean style, including two sets "llows', and Catholic Emblems, and MourningBo- eo team of Black Horses, my Undertaking Depart el , where everything that is necessary to the on the briefest notice, and on the most moderate Funerals conducted with the utmost HAG purchased two beautiful sets of Pi pes for my new Hearse, of Curtains, Masonie; Od quets, and owning a su! ment is now fully depa can arn: terms and at prices to suit the times. ecorum. i A full assortment of Caskets, Coffins, &&. Withont any exception I have the FIxEsT and Best APPOINTED HEARSE in Ontario County and equal to city hearses in style and finish, Furnitare.--A large and well assorted stock of Furniture on hand atall times, cheap for cash or on short credit to good buyers. Picture Framing.--Special attention given to this branch of my busi- 1 stock of all kinds of Mouldings--Walnut, Ebony, and Rustic Frames to select from. Thanking my friends and patrons for the very libéral patronage given to me in the past, 1 hope by paying strict atigntion to business, fair dealing, and selling at prices consistent witha reasonable profit to merit a continuance of the same. W. J. NOTT, J Sign of the Hig Rocking Chair. ort, Perry, May 1st, 1879. . ONTARIO CARRIAGE WORKS PORT PERRY. HE Subscriber has much pleasure In informing his customers and the public generally that he has just finished and is now manufacturing some of the finest, most desirable CARRIAGES [J OF EVERY VARIETY AND STYLE. Zhi Of the best materal and Workmanship. They will be sold at such Prices as will ensure their ready and rapid sale. My manufacture is now being run and sought after over the larger portion of this Province, and every effort will be put forth to make the manu: facture of the OxTaRIo CArRiAGe Wonks, Port Pry, still more deservedly popular, #&°AN EARLY CALL IS SOLICITED."@a Port Perry, April 10, 1878, JANES EMANEY. Important Announcement. NEW CABINET SHOP ! New Furniture and New Prices | HE undersigned has opened out a good and well selected Stock of Furniture, cone sisting of Sideboard: ds, M: , Cribs, Cradles, Sofas, Couches, Looking Glasses, Chairs of all kinds, wood, cane and spring seats. Chairs from 34 cents up. Mottoes Framed complete for 33 cents up. A large quantity of Pictures and Picture Frames, Mouldings very cheap, Great Bargains will be given, I will not be Pictures fiamed and unframed, Give me a call and I will give you Bargains, 'Note THE oe--Queen Street, one door East of Mr, Wright's Boot and Shoe Store. proved styles, and finished SUPERB MANNER ! For which our work is} justly celebrated, PHOTOGRAPH AKEN in all the latest and most ap- 6) in that 3 RE (=) ( Photographs for $1 per dozen for 30 days Pictures enlarged and framed. Call and see specimens before going clse~ where, Gold and Silver Electroplating done to | order in good style. J. LEON ARD, Pliotographer, Opposite Brown & Currie's Perry St. HITBY, PORT PERRY & LIN WRAILWAY. ; Day Change of Time and Additional Train Service, Commencing Monday, July 10th, 1880, Trains will run as follows : Trains Going North. inspect my show room. BAKERY! CONFECTIONERY &O. Sone faommes FOR ALL. HE undersigned would take this t Ti of returning his sincere dais bor the yh bin Tog ig on n i and would now intimate os the view of securinz grea Ve mov wy business to the a the opposite side By _ of the stree THE SECOND DOOR RAST of | J = the POST The Pris Purify the Blood, correct all ST OFFICE, where I shall be happy y to wait on all parties wishing to purchase. | disorders of the Liver, Stomach, Kidneys Bowels, and are invaluable in all com- SEWIN a MACHINES tates Hoatualt Sewing Machine Attachments, Oils, &o. The Best Machines Cheap for Cash Repairing promptly attended to. The publicare kindly invited to come and The Omruent is the only reliable rem for Bad Legs, Old Wounds, Sores and loots) of hovers long standing. ronchitis, phtheria, = Coughs, Colds, Gout, Rbeummtin, and all Sho diseases 1 has no equal. BEWARE OF AMERICAN COUNTERFEITS 1 most respectfully take leave to call the attention of the Public generally to the fact, that certain Jouses iu New York are sendin 0 many pa of the glo #10 IITATIONS of my Pills and Ointment-- These frauds bear on thei in New York. 1 do not allow my "Medicines to be sold in any pert of the United Sites. I have no Agents there. My Medicines are only made by me, at 533, Oxford Street, London. . In the book of directions affixed to the spuris ous make is a caution, warning the Publia against being deceived by counterfeits. Do not be misled by this audacious trick, as they are the counterfeits they pretend to denounce. These counterfeits are purchased by unprin~ cipled Vendors at prin ih the price of my Pills and Ointment, and are sold to you as my genuine Medicines. 1 most earnestly appeal to that sense of juse tice, which I feel sure I may venture upon asking from all honorable persons, to assist me, and the Public, as far as ma Tie in thei. power, in denouncing this shamefnl Fraud. Each Pot and Box of the Genuine Medicine, bears the British Government Stamp, with the words "Horuroway's PiuLs anp Oinraent' C. TUPPER, Dec. 4, 1877, rlabels some address HE Undersigned would remind his T customers and the public generally that besides Choice Plain and Fancy Breads of every variety, the Best quality of Confec- tionery, &c., &c., he tupplies everything in the Bakery and Confectionery line at his establishments Port Perry and Prince Albert. Bridal and other Cakes Supplied on®he shortest notice. Public Teas And other social entertainments promptly supplied and at moderate charges. The best quality of BOSTON CHRYSTALIZED ICE CREAM upplied by measure to the public. Handsomely fitted np PARLORS For the convenience ot the public, where are supplied of the best quality, those refreshments and daiuties so pleasant, healthful and retreshing in hot weather, Loxpox," engraved thereon. Un the label is the address, 533, Oxrorp Streer, LONDON where alone they areManufactured. Holloway's Pills and Ointment bearing any other address are counterfeits. The Trade Marks of these Medicines: registered in Ottawa. Hence, any one Abreu out the British Possessions, who may keep the durian Counterfeits for sale, will be pros secuted. Signed. THOMAS HOLLOWAY. 533, Oxford Street, London, January 1st, 1870. . MANHOOD: . HOW LOST, HOW RESTORED +a We have recently pblished a ots, new edition of Dr. Culvers well's Celebrated Essay on the radical and permanent cure (without medicine) of Nervous Debility, Mental and Physical Incapaoity, Impediments. ta Marriage, ete, resulting from excesses. £43 Price, in a sealed envelope, only Geents or two postage stamps. The celebrated anthor, in this admirable Essay, clearly demonstrates, from thirty years' successful practice, that alarming con- sequences may be radically eured without the dangerous use of internal'medicine or the application of the knife ; pointing out a mode of cure at once simple certain and effectual, by means of which every sufferer, no matter what bis condition may be, may cure himself chiefly, privately and RADICALLY. #2 This Lecture should be in the bands of every youth and every man in the land. One of the best Fountains now in use for making cooling drinks. Childrens' Toys, good and cheap, C. HISCOX. Port Perry, May 21, 1879, MANCHESTER. HEARD'S Port Perry, Nov. 26, WHITE: THE * SEWING MACHINE ! all the leadin; Attachments kept constantly on band. ho ----ALSO-- WHEELER & WILSON! And HOWE Sewing Machines, At Prices as before the New Tariff. The above machines fully warranted and kept in order for 8 number of years free. Machines, not kept in stock, supplied to order, at dealers lowest prices. The best Sewing Machine Oil ; Needles for Machines, and Sewing Machine E: HEAP, Manchester. undersold in the trade, N.B.~All kinds of Bewing Machines and Fel Be eA Ea C ac in runnin Everything in the Undertaking line. COFFINS, SHROUDS, &c. ar. and warranted. Prices from $4 he upward. Manchester, May 21, 1879. * Goods delivered Fzur in Town, Port pu Nov. 26,1879. JOHN NOTT. i = M. 'O'DONOVAN, PRACTICAL CARRIAGE MAKER . 5 = Rear | In the premises of | where every thing supplied in a first-class | Restaurant will be provided QMALL $1 Increased Public Accommodation : TT undersigned would inform Lhe public that he is opening a ~ Restaurant te the Ontario Bank and served in a | manner which cannot be excelled as if will a k e 4 ucted by L EIot and Cold Meals SERVED AT ALL HOURS, OYSTERS: ik: : NEAR THE : a i "Cook's Res ill satisfy LELMARD 0 CER ~ 7 {lacie whee he publi requis. JROCK STREET, WHITBY. II BeoK. PICTURES enlorgotand fra NE er a - * Gallery, Port Perry. 50, at McKenzio's Gallery, oii 2 MBROTYPES, 4 for 50 cen at Moe AL) Kongio's Gallery, hin E. 8 5 644 83 0 54 3 5 19 700 3 56 30 72 42 52 730 482 22 736 4 40 33 741 447 10 749 456 Hi 8 00 510 08 Whitby 8 15 527 28 Whitby Junction., 8 20 5 3 85 Toronto-- G.T.R... 987 752 10 62 CAUTION! Each Plug of the Myrtle Navy! 1S MARKED T. & B. In Bronze Letters. None other Genuine. UTICA AHEAD. Bin this opportunity of returning thanks to the many friends and cus- tomers who have favored: me with their patronage in the past, and would beg most respectfully to inform them that I have and ng verybody else'in the trade, n soncluded to adopt the AT HUGOE'S, PRINCE ALBERT, . . 'Work made up on the shortest notice in CASH SYSTEM !|uolstest styiconnd at moderate rates. A good fit guaran y i In wy business entirely. Having gone ber the place, ite Cook's Hotel. over the whole of my Stock of or hast xt 3 io R. HUGOR. DRY GOODS, iam id RARE GROCERIES, ¢ . WHITBY Charge $2, to ; BooTS & SHOES, [STEAM MARBLE WORKS. | November lat, 1880 HARDWARE, &o.| ps0 --y Reach, ; Very gushily 'and marked every articlo in HOLESALE and Retail dealers in © above departments at the Foreign and American Marble Man~ er Lowe i Polls 1 ae 4 Profit } 0, Agent for h lite, hy lu Lip ol | Em 1 have no on with rid Whithy, July 29 1874. To FY got BARGAINS fn Cgiton No.6. No.4, No.2 = a ED Address MIXED, EXPRESS. MAIL, Po SoN ; 3 : ay Sg en TS ae THE CULVERWELL, MEDGIL 0., y--G. T.R... 5 y % ain sw sm ve nh 41 Ann St, New York, Yhiths... 3 6 1 02 A Post Office Box 4386. I n. 7 9 38 Fon »] Myrtle. . 615, 7: 96l Carria oe Ww 01 ks ! Summit 6% 731 10 00 i... GREENBAN K amo gy Wo AND . 12 18 Bl) veal DLACK-SMITHI 5 4 5 Hi HE undersizned would inform the pubs 1% 3 Io 3 G RAL B OK: SMI NG lic that he has rented for a term of 815 838 1103 . the premise erly ki 3% sed ot ESTABLISHMENT. years the premises formerly known as the gu. Ju n8 Cottage EIotel, Going South. HE Subscriber has much pleasure in stat Groenbank, and having thoroughly reno No.l. No. 0. 5. ing that-he has secured the valuable vated the same he is now prepared to tes ceive guests. GOOD OPENING There is asplendid opening in G bank for an enterprising man to open the Furni- ture and Undertaking Business. A first class Shoemaker wonld find Greenbank a good opening for his business. The village is situated on the Center Road, about 7 wiles from Port Perry and about the same distance from Uxbridge village, and 9 miles from Sunderland. It is in"the centre of a Spleny did Agricultural district J. V. THOMPSON, Greenbank, May 3rd, 1880+ services o One of the best wood-workers in the Pro. vince, and is wow better fitted than ever to fill all orders for Cutters, Sleighs, Bob-Sleighs, or any description of Carriage with dispatch, All repairsin Wood or Iron executed with neatness and on short notice Customers may rely on getting the best material, latest styles and superior work- manship. Special attention given to HORSE SHOEING and the work done soas to secure the eqge and comfort of the horse in traveling. B&5™ All Charges Moderate and all wo Warranted. W. 0, HEARD, Manchester, Dec. 17th 1874. 15 Tailoring Establishment ! | OVER MESSRS. BROWN & CURRIES STORE, PORT PERRY, Tousen for many years of liberal and increasing patronage the subscriber would inform his customers and the general public that he has got thoroughly arranged in his new premises over Mr. Brown's Store with increased accommodations for carrying on every department of his i All orders promptly filled. The NewestFashions regularly received, The Latest Styles, Su- perior Workmanship, and perfect fits 'war- ranted. JAMES RIGGS. 16, 1876. BULL. Tancaster 2nd. peas undersigned keeps for ryvico at his place Lor 19 in the 2nd . of Reach that Superior Short-Horn Bull Lancaster 2nd, Service $1 50. LANCASTER 2850's pedigree from the Canada Short-Horn Herd Book : Lancaster 2nd red and white, calved Feb. 23rd, 1879, bred by John D. Howden, Col- umbus, Co, of Ontario, the property of Robert Brown, Port Perry, Uo. of Ontario Goby Lancaster: Dam Isabella, by Lord of the Valley 421 ; g dam Victoria, by Wol, viston 812, (1109 ia 3 3d Snow Drop, by Prince Albeft 545, ( ).; 4d M by Comet 139, {1063 5d. FIRST CLASS Forester (67) ; Farmer 62; 1663] ; 8d. Beauty TAILORING. EES TRUBS case Tailoring mall its depart] 21 Port Perry, E) 5 J. & R. WOLFENDEN, © LOOK OUT FOR day tin, De, 2, 180.. THAT TITORC-BRED SHORT-IIORN