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PORT PERRY, PROVINCE OF ONTARIO, THURSDAY, MAY 20, 1880. rT iin VOL. XXIII, NO. 28. Hart Ontarip Obaeruer. OLITICAL, AGRICUL- - aaa 7 FAMILY NEWSPAPER, 18 PUBLISHED AT PORT PERRY, ONT., EVERY STHURSDAY MORNING, BY BAIRD & PARSONS. -- TERMS. --$1 per annum, if paid in ad- vance ; if not $1.50 will be charged. No subscription taken for less than six months; and no paper discontinued until all arrears are . oe OF ADVERTISING. For each line, first insertion .... reed $0 Of Subsequent insertions, per line ...... 0.02 Cards, under 6 lines, per annum .... . 5.00 RE Letters contairing money, when ad- dressed to this Office, pre-paid and regester- ed, will be at our risk. Advertisements measured by Nonpareil, and charged according to the space they oc- cupy. : Advertisements received for publication, without specific instructions, willbe inserted until forbid and charged accordingly. No advertisement will be taken out untilpaid for. A liberal discount allowed to Merchants and others who advertise by the year or half-year. p@y™ These terms will in all cases be strictly a need to Job Department. . Pamphlets, Hand Bills, Posters, Pro- grammes, Bill Heads, Blank Forms, Receipt Books, Checks, Books, Circulars, Business Cards, Ball Cards, &c., of every style and solor, executed promptly and at lower rates ¢han any other establishment in the County. Parties from a distance getting hand bills, &o. printed can have them done to take home with them, J. BAIRD. H. PARSONS. error ee 0. ANDERSON, MB. MD, FTMS, oJ, M.C.P.8,, LR.C.P. Graduate of the 'University of Toronto, graduate of the Uni. v sity of Trinity College, Fellow of Trinity BM dical School, Member of the College of Physicians and Surgeons ; Licentiate of the Royal Collego of Physicians, Edinburg, Physician, Surgeon, and Accoucheur. Office over Mr. Corrigan's Store, Port Perry. eer H. SANGSTER, M. D., Physician, Sur- J. geon and Accoucheur, Coroner for the County of Ontario PORT PERRY. OMee over Nott's Furniture Store, corner of Queen and Perry Streets. OMce hours from 9 a. m. to 12 m. Residence, the dwelling recently occupied by Mrs. Geo. Paxton. ye R. WARE, Coronor for the County of ID Sncerior "Physician, Surgeon and Ac- eoncheur, Office, opposite the town hall. Port Perry. ML F. MCBRIEN, M.D., M. R.4%.8., Guy's NV Yiospitu, London, England." The liye R. Hu tiny Oshawa, eo ¥. PATERSON, (late of RBeaverton,) N Rarrister and Attorney-at Taw, Soliei~ for in Chancery, Conveyancer, Notary Pub- Hy aver Brown & Currie's Store : Port Perry. Es BILLINGS Barrister, Solicitor, Notary J « Public, &o, Port Perry. A large amount of money to loan at 8 per cent. . meee E. FAREWELL, LL. B, nty Crown * 'Attorney for Ontario, Barrister, Attorney, Ralleitor, and Notary Public. Office lately oc- cuplad by S. H. Cochrane, Esq., Brock street, Whitby. oe etree ame ¥ YMAN L. ENGLISH, LL. B, Solicitor in 4 Chancery, Attorney, Conveyancer, &C. Oshawa. co--Simcoe street, opposite the Post Office A te 3 1a Barrister, At- G YOUNG SMITH, Li, Ba in Chancery, _md Insolvency, Notary Publie, &e. Office--McMailan'e Block, Brock street, Whitby. ee etree J. A. MURRAY, ATE Putterson® Fenton, Surgeon Dentist. Office over Corrigan & Cal bell's Store, Port Perry. All work done in the very fatest and best style and warranted to give satisfuction., Port Perry, March 28, 1877. 0. N. VARS, L. D. 8. TPEETH Inserted all the latest princi- ples of the art, and as cheap as the cheap- est, and as good as the best. Teeth filled with Gold and Silver. Teeth extracted without pain by producing local anwmsth- 'esia. Dentical Rooms--in Cowan's new block, over Atkinson's Drug Store, King Street, Oshawa. A be nen Hanning & Lally. L. SURVEYORS, CIVIL EN- . aingErs, Draughtsmen, Solicitors of Patents. Office, Gould's Block, Uxbridge. ©. @. HANNING. 0. W. LALLY. Moxey ro Loax --C. G. Hanning, Agent forthe Freehold Loan & Savings Co. # Uxbridge, March 26, 1879. LR ENRY GRIST, Pate SOLICITOR AXD Dravearuay, Ottawa, Canada. Transacts business with the Patent Office and other d ts of the G t er dep | Cop; ts and the Registration of Trade Marks and Designs procured. Drawings, Specifications, and other Documents neces. sary to secure Patents of Invention, pre fa receipt of the model of the Invention. --_---------------------- | porty and. 'D. BATEMAN, |: Yeterinary Surgeon ran PORT PERRY. CALLS by day or night promptly attended to. Orders by mail or will be attended to without delay: - Street, directly soutf® of * D.BATEMAN. 9, 1879 Third! Divi Se oe avs Block Perry. WW. H. McOAW. MARRIAGE L1 CENSES, ~ Pusiness Cars. ONTARIO BANK. CAPITAL $3,000,000 PORT PERRY BRANCH. SAVINGS DEPARTMENT. A Savings Department is connection with this Branch, FiveDollars and upwards received and inter g | est allowed thereon. No notice of withdrawal required. LICENSED AUCTIONEER. ETURNING my sincere thanks to my \ numerous friends and £3 pon mo. J AMES LUND, to offer my services to all MONEY, LAND & INSURANC? m Stock, Implements, or 11 by Auction anywhere fo," the township of Mariposa B R O K B R long and extensive practice 85 AUC: | ~ONVEYANCER, Commissioner for taki r has enabled me to judge the value of Affidavits in Court of Queen's Bench, &e. Farm Stock with an accuracy second to mT g none in the County, and this is of import- MON EY 1 0 LO A N ance as if the Auctioneer i8 mot a good | rn any manner to suit borrowers, Morfgnges judgo of the value of Stock he may soon | Bought, Accounts, Notes, &e, Collected und lose far more than his fee in any sale, d and notes supplied |x allowed to fix his' own time fbr pay Days of Sale may be arranged he | Opsmuver Office, where a Sale Register will | the Company binding themselves inthe mort- Port Perry, Sept. 4, 1877. he ean at any time, just as circumsts & ed at the wermit repay part dud of the prin us gage to accept such sum, whether large or W.M. W. small, and apply it as a direct reduction of iad prinefpal, immediately cancelling the interest on the sum paid. No extra charge is exacted on such repayinent. Loans made from 2 to hn L. Watkis, Fa n . a J) In all eases where the title is perfect, the LICENSED AUCTIONEER ! » VAT UATOR, Commission Agent. OFFICE--Queen Street, Port Peiry. § [CENSED AUCTIONEER, All parties wishing his services can call at the | i yo «Qbserver" Office, Port Perry, and arrange for | Investments made in Municipal Deben Port Perry, Jan 10, 1879. WM. GORDON; Licensed Auctioneer, OR the Township of Brock, Uxbridge, ' { Scott, Thorah, Rama, Mara, Mariposa NOTICE T0 FARMERS & OTHERS &e. | Whitby, April 10, 1873. es entrusting their Sales to me | MONEY TO LOAN. he utmost attention being given | Sunderland, Brock. de T. H. WALSHE, CENSED Auctioneer for the Towpsh! Octobor17, 167. © of Brock, Thorah, Mara ama in ee North Ontario; Mariposa, etc., in the County MONEY TO L.OAN. Residence--Cannington, Brock. ! Orders left at this office, or at his r will be punctually attended to. Del lected in Cannington, or otherwise, WALSHE, the Nor ock esidence bts col- and Remember-- th Ontario Auction- Agent for Western CaNapa Loan AND HEZZELWOOD, Licensed Auetioneer. HE Undersigned having taken out a MONKTY s now prepared [Private Funds,] nd to all sales entrusted to hini-- 16 1,0an on good Farms, at 8 per cent in- much experience in handling, ag, ock such as Horses, also Farming Imple- inds, Farm Produce, &c;&c., ing their salesin my hands may Oshawa ting all for the property that is | ly attended to, sale 9s) 4 THE ONTARIO tes turnished free of | License as Auctioneer i Real Estate, Live St possible to bring. made out and sale no Parties leaving their orders at the Osservir Office, Port Perry, will receive immediate and careful attention. WM. HESZELW OOD, Bi prepared to accept risks on Farm Buildings Raglan, Sept 10,1878, M. SPENCE, CoxTRACTOR, BUILDER, &C. | have now an opportunity of doing so, either In Iommi hls eo the local Agents of the Company. Our rates e past would inform the at havi \ ih a i ee on whole Contractor, and is e) e Stone Work, Brick- Flastering, everything connecte in ih Whleh UE ENE RE W. H. BROWNE, General Agent. style, and at the very lowest hi a good can be done. Thy and first-class workmanshi Prince Albert, April5, 1876. at whic ---------- RT. 4545 halen | ppRT PERRY LIVERY STABLES TOWNSHIP OLERK, suer of Marriage a Comey C. MK E N Z I E, Office--Manchester, n T C. FORMAN, 'Marriage Licenses. |} vest of the Walker House L _ Port Perry, July 1st, 1874. CHARLES having be nted Marriage years duty) contin hy jore--at P INO. & D. J. ADAMS,| PORT PERRY, AVE large sums of money on hand for AGENTS FOR THE ALLAN LINE Of Steamships. JOHN & DAVID J. ADAMS, Office In Mr. Ross' Ontario Buildings, Port Perrys Port Perry, Jan. 23, 187 prompt remit: s made. The party borrowing money can get it without coinmission, at the Lowest rate, ant of interest once a year (not in advance 2) years on farm, or good productive town cost will be ver ight to the borrower. Asl wr cting both ns Agent and Valuator for several Companies there ean possibly be no publicity in the transaction. If the title 1s perfect the money will be Ju here in two weeks after making applica- ion. JAMES LUND, Broker, Parrish's Blocl, Cor, Broc! stree Uxbridge, May 17, 1877. MONEY TO LOAN. I'he undersigned hasany amount of Money to lend upon Farm and Town Property, at Unusually Low Rates of Interest! T.oans can be repaid in any manner to suit the borrower. Also several Improved Farms, and Wild Tands for sale, cheap, tures, Bank and other marketable Stocks, Apply to JAMES HOLDEN, Broker, &e, HE undersigned would say to the owners | of Real Estate, that he has in his hands a !laage amount. of private funds which he is i prepared to invest for periods to suit borrow- ers--interest at eight per cent. Expedition and most reasonable terms assured. i 8, H. CHRISTIAN. p Manchester, October 17, 1877. FEVHE Subscriber is prepared to lend money on improved property for terms from one to twenty years, Savings Company, He has also been instructed to invest a large amount of Private Funds. Intercst Eight per cent, No Commission. N. f. PATERSON. Port Perry, May 20, 1878. Solicitor LYMAN ENGLISII, BarrisTeR, &0., November 21, 1866. 4 ri Farmers' Mutual Insuance Co'y Head Office, Whitby, This Company is now fully organized and is . land their contents, country School Houses and Churches. Those wishing to insure and thereby support a Home Comp by applying to the Head Office, or to any of will be found as low as those of any respon- sible Mutual Insurance Company in Canada. Brock St., Whitby. $ C. NOURSE, Seeretary. 7 (Ral PROPRIETOR. bscriber having now fully ecuip: PE as and Evy Livery Stabs pred a supply of superior Horses an Carriages, is pared to furnish first class VERY RIGS On Moderate Terms. CO. MCKENZIE. Port Perry, Aug. 6, 1873 Re-appolated Issuer | Marriage T.icendes. | Under the Now Act, Office, 16% 10, in the 1st con Brock, d Head Office--Opposite the Royal Hotel | Hotels. THE BR OK ERS ; Walker House, PORT PERRY. HE Subscriber having leased the above hotel, it will be his endeavor to conduct Investment, ° it in every particular so as to merit the Mortgages Purchased. |°Pprobetion and patronage of the public. now open in| A number of excellent Farms for Deposits of | gale or to Rent. THE WALKER HOUSE whether for extent or quality of accommo dations is equalled by few Hotels in the Province and surpassed by none out of the best cities, Commercial = Travelers, the Traveling Public, Farmers and others doing business in the Village and the general public will find in THE WALKER HOUSE all that can be required in the matter of | I am alone in the world. accommodation and moderation in charges. I'he Charges are No Higher at the 'Walker House than af, any other Hotel in Town. The House is fitted up throughout in FIRST CLASS STYLE. The Tables and Bar supplied with the choice of the market and the utmost atten tion paid to the convenience and comfort of ALL GUESTS. _ No better stable and shed accommodation in the Province. Attentive hostlers. W. HASLAM, Port Perry, Dec. 4, 1879, pot PERRY HOUSE, The undersigned having leased for a term of years this comfortable, pleasantly located Hotel will endeavor by strict attention to the convenience and comfort of guests to make the Port Perry Horse a desirable place of entertainment for the general public, Cholce supplies for the table and bar. The stable aud yard carefully attended to. JOH Port Perry, Dec 9,1879. Bupov. (JomuERCIAL HOTEL, The subscriber having succeeded Mr, Dewart in the Commercial Hotel, Williams burg, Cartwright, intends fitting it up with a guests. The supplies for the table and bar care- fully selected. : PETER HOLT. Cartwright, March 4, 1879, UEENS HOTEL, Corner of Cameron and Laidlaw Sts, CANNINGTON, Oxr. D. CAMPBELL, . . travelers attached, "A NOLO-AMERICAN HOTEL, PRINCE ALBERT. k best Liquors and Cigars! Strict attention paid to the comfort u uests. The tab.e and bar well supplied. W. H. PARK. Prince Albert, June 12, 1876. A RMSTROG HOUSE, (LATE ALRION,) WHITBY. ONTARIO. E. ARMSTRONG, PROPRIETOR. pas QUEEN'S HOTEL, WHITBY, ONT, McCANN & TAYLOR, ProprigTons. public, TIME TABLE No. 24. Taking etlect Monday, Nov 24, 187), TORONTO TIME. Trains Going North. EXPRESS, MATL. Depart, Depart. via GT, Re JunetionG Whitby. ....0 « 9.30 Whitby. June. G.T\R... 8.33 Toronto, via G.T-R. arr.1102 + {Flag stations--Trains stop oh sign WESTERN ASSURANCE COMPANY INCORPORATED 1851, Se -- 2 (With power to increase to $1,000,000.) en HEAD OFFICE, TORONTO. JNO, & D. J. ADAMS, Port Perry, Jan 22, 1879, Perry, | Brock, Aug. 5,1874, is view to the comfort and convenience of + Prorrisror This Hotel is now furnished in the best | style, and offers every accommodation to | mother ? | BE™ Iirst class Sample Rooms, Livery Cannington, Oct, 20, 1875. 43 T W. H. PARK, - - - PROPRIETOR. Having purchased the above pleasantly situated Hotel, 1 have thoroughly repaired and renovated the entire premises even to gwered. "It is but little." the Sheds. The Hotel has been furnished ¢ : : J " in First-Class Style and Stocked with the { 'He will die, you mean!" she, Every accommodation for the traveling HITBY, PCRT PERRY IN ed down at her arms; they were WRAL WAY: & LINTRAY 3. they 7am. | me all that made life sweet 2" 35 ol . CAPITAL '. . 8800000: «The amount?" she questioned. #@F Insurances effected at the lowest | this, and this only will I be content. t dings, i + Re pe se or x You told me the life 1 helped to re: Perry. Tell me, dearest, will you give it to bt BINEI' PHOTOGRAPHS, 'onl Rem BL at McKousie's on ras my life." she answered. MBROTYPES, 4 for 50 cents, at A Kensie Gallery, Bort bemy, | exeapt your love." HOW WE WERE PARTED ---1 am ao elderly, gray man now, sound of one woman's voice. in her silent grave, far, far away once more, and tell how it came that morning round of professional visits, bright June morning, when a mess- onger sought me in groat haste to lady who feared that her child was to the address given meo--a small "You are the doctor ?" she said in must |" I answered nothing, but drew nearer and looked upon the uncon. scious form of the little sufferer, lle was a beautiful boy, scarce three years of age, with the deepest blue eyes, wide open and brilliant with fever, which had left its crim- son stain upon each cheek, in startl- ing contrast to the marble whiteness of the brow. A few moments' professional ex-| {amination convinced me that the child was beyond the reach of pro-| his sufferings my services would avail nothing; but how te tell the| " You can save him, doctor?" ! with the truth, | gasped out, "He shall at least die in peace," I replied. "Ile shall not, must not die!" She whinned. O Ieaven spare to me!! Sparc mo my boy!" she prayed! again, sinking on her knees and clasping her arms about the little form. An hour later we unloosened the clinging touch from the then soulless clay, and bore her senscless to her bed. She knew nothing for days, not even when we laid the baby in his spotless coffin and bore him to the graveyard. When she first recovered consci- ousness I was beside her. She look- f empty. Sheglanced about the room; it was silent, » "Why did you save me," she cried, "when you could not save for But when she grew calmer and stronger she thanked me for my care --thanked me so humbly, tbat felt I would far rather bear her reproaches. Her child had been dead six months when I began to understand my heart's secret, and to learn why Istill continued the visits no longer professionally required. One evening 28 I entered her room I noticed a slight shade of embarrassment in her manner. "Doctor," she said, "you have never sent me your bills" "It is very large," I answered ravely. "That doos not matter," she re- plied. "I may not bave the entire sum at my command--I am not. a rich woman--but I promise to pay it " - "I must have immediate pay- ment," I answered. I cannot be satisfied but with the whole." Her face paled. But I could no longer wear my mask, «Yourself my darling! = With store was valueless to you. This is the only payment I will bave-- me?" 3 "You have asked me nothing of "Twish to know nothing, I re plied. "I dove you; I need no more until he was glad to sce an officer "How good, how generous you y coming. are 1" sho whispered. And softly her little hand stole past that feverish, hot turn of life |i, to mine,. and I knew that I had when passion holds sway in men's | sqined wy Tronsure, hearts, but the time was with me-- | heart was Bmpty, robbed and as with all others--when all the{poiled! Perhaps it was for this world seemed naught lacking the| eason it turned to me for the com: sight of one woman's smile, the |g I so gladly gave. ; At last our wedding day was fixed She loved me, too, and nothing |when ono evening, as I was prepar- seemed able to destroy the prospect ling to go to her, I heard a hurried of our mutual happiness, since none | knock at the door, and ere I could could say us nay. And yet I sat|reqch it, it wes thrown open ; and alone, forlorn, a sad, broken-hearted Eleanor, man,whilo she whom 1 love sleepst of the roo! conduct ?' asked his Honor, as Harry walked in. «Judge, I was a little off, and Tam |children--three boys rad five They are all living and heslthy «Off where? I thought you was |quite small. Mrs, Bradleo was marri- od to Ennier Mowery, who weigh= ed twoshundred and peventy:three « And how do you like the bikd as{pounds on the day of his marriage. She has given birth two pair of twins «1 am real sorry. I don't believe and now eight more, making twelve children in five years. Mrs, Bradlce was a triplet, her mother and father « Just so. "Mave you given up the | both being twins, and her grand- * mother the mother of five pair of sorry for." in town all the time." as far you bave gone?" Ishall ever get drunk again in a hig and breathless enter- thousand years." idea of matrimony, too ?" « Judge, I would not marry the twins. the best woman who ever bung a wet towel on a clothesline. I'm |preciation of the Nationa Pius. 1 suffered down on the whole sex. I have lost | for. several years with Dikpepsia without 4 permanent relief until a friend mentioned your Pills, I took one box according to «1 think Ulllet you go this time, | girections, am well, and weigh 25 Ibs. more than before taking them. h A dread sense of some calamity from me. Tot me recall the past|came over me as I looked upon her. « My darling I" I said hastening : to her side, "what has brought you I bad just returned from my phere?" «To tell you," she replied ang in a calm cold voice, "that I may and was silting in my study one | never be your wife." all confidence in them." but --" and Harry was gone.-- « Because he has come back! Detroit Free Press. say that I had been sent for by ais here! He claims me And with alow cry she fell faint. dying. Ilost no timein hurrying |ing to the floor. 1 lifted her in my arms and laid house in the quietest of our Loudon | her on a vouch, and at last succeeded suburbs, the door of which was|in restoring her to consciousness opened by a young and very beauti-|only to bear the whole miserable ful woman. story. She had married, when she was a voice of wonderful sweetness. but eighteen, a man utterly un- I bowed assent. worthy of her, and by whom shortly "Then you must save my darling!" | afterwards she was deserted at time she went on. "You must--you when she most needed his tender care and devotion; though, in justice to the man he was ignorant of this fact, About a year after her child was born, and they were supported by her own toil and the scanty remnant of her her fortune which she had re- tained in her own possession. When the baby was threo months old, the rumor, seemingly substantial, reach- | el her of her busband's death, This afternoon sitting fn her room thinking of me and the new life : 1 17 | soon to begin for us both, a knock fessional skill, and except to alleviate {bud come to thy door. She sprang necessity. Shake." a "sample" case. don't got what's ordered if you don't give her a scent. too many people claim that they cannot afford the best of anything. on seeing a trout for the first time, "it's got the measles, hasn't it ?" to be robbed of your good name, don't have it engraved on your um= brella or carpet-bag. says (hat Job must have been of a very bappy disposition. He fairly hoiled over with humor. a Western man who walked twenty miles to hear Queen Victoria sing oagerly to open it, thinking it foray P ining It ras [inher Majesty's Opera Troupe. mine, when, instead, her husband stood upon the threshold ! ; He had returned, repentant and The plasetion way an appeal 1 successful, li] w g v : | A iy EE 11 Jossossed 4%] thought of the happy future which ent to have boon able to might yet be in store for him. At have taken her hand in mine and |} ep feet ho prayed for forgiveness answer "Yes ;" but T dare not palter | until fearful I would come, she Tous, ! ed from the stony apathy int: ich "I will do all that I can," I ol had fallen. Y spatky into whie claimed the cook when sho tossed the egg-shell out of the coffec-pot on I forgot reason and honor. I asked what were this man's claims compared to mine. treated hor by all she held sacred to be mine-- mine as sho already was in the sight of heaven! God--even I can say it now--my darling was true to herself, true to me, true to the little dead child, true to the repentant man who had re- {Could not the gallant Canadians It was a whirlwind which shook to the foundation both our souls but she was tbe stronger of the two-- stronger in her own pure woman- hood--and so she conquered. When we parted that night, we knew it was to be forever, and so it proved--I never saw her again. For five years she lived a true wife to the to the man who sought vainly to atgne, then her heart broke. ber death she sent mo on a slip of paper these words: « God will not part us in heaven." No more--no word of love. that sentence brought full comfort to me. I look at it every night before Igo to rest, each morning ere I seek my daily toil, and know that some day I shall be rowarded, that some day Ishall meet my love above. of castor oil have been used in oiling Henry Walker, a young man of twenty-five, and a rising young tin- smith by trade found a dollar bill on the street the other day and instead of using it to bribe the Common Council, he threw down his tools und went off for a day's spree. After getting so-so the idea camo to him that ho onght to marry. He thought he would marry au old woman. and be a comfort to her declining years. He found one in the Central Market buying pie plant, and without any skirmishing around he bowed before «Oh, gentle damsel, tender flower, I've loved thee long and true ; For many years I've looked around; For such a gal as you." Sho hithim with a cabbage and but he bowed still lower and warbled. "Old gal, old 'gal, my heart is yours, Oh, do not drive me mad; Come, put your little hand in mine, And make your Harry glad." Five great big women rushed up on him like Alpine avalanches, and they battered him with umbrellas «Boy, what do you mean by such «1 mean I wasonalark." -- What the carpets arc saying: An inveterate toper is now called When charity asks ber dues she Sound Advice.--If you don't want, The Philadelphia Chronicle- Herald A Kansas paper tells the story of * «Isn't that your friend Mrs. S-- who is declining there?" "That's a frightfully ill-made dress she hus on- "Yes, but if it wasn't it wouldn'c fit her." painted on them by hand--continue any of those paintings, however un- took aseat on the floor of the House. hand the lady a chair ? Danbury News : Over five gallons the skates at the Hartford rink. Wo are thankful that a new line of industry has been opened for the dreadful stuff, The Bloomington Eye publishes births, marriages and death, under the heading ; "Hatched, Matched, Dispatched." It would take loss type to say : " Bred, Wed, Dead." «Zephaniab," said his wite with a chilling severity, "I saw you com- ing out of a saloon this aftercoon." "Well, ' replied the heartless man, "you wouldn't have your husband staying in a saloon all day, would you?" Lawyer C. (entering the office of his friend Dr, M, and speaking in a hoarse whisper): « Fred, I've got such a cold this morning that I can't speak the truth." Dr. Mi: Well I'm glad its nothing that will inter- fere with your business." - Baltimore Every Saturday: A « Constant Reader" writes us to know wha is the origin of the Easter egg. Well without giving the mat- ter any very deep consideration, we would say that it is the ben--but On the 2nd of August, Timothy Bradlee, of Trim! te lee. GexTLEMeN :--I1 desire to express my ap- Vroomanton, Ont., Oct. 16th, 1876, Testimonial are sent to us unsolicited from all parts of the couutry. Any person Forced politeness--Bowing to |consulting a person giving a testmonial should enclose a postal card for reyly. Bathe the face in buttermilk, sonr of course; itis not quite agreeable we know, Take a soft rag and dip it into a cup of buttermilk and wash every part of the face, neck and ; bands. If there has been a greater «ITonesty is the best policy," but!exposure to the sun than usual, after washing the face well, squeeze out the cloth and just wipe the skin off, «Qh, pa!" cried a little fellow up-land let it remain on without wash- ing till morning, You will be as- tonished to see how soon the freckles and tan will disappear. For keep- ing the hands and skin soft, there is nothing equal to buttermilk. When one gets burned with the hot sun, one or two bathings in buttermilk will cause the smarting to cease, take out inflammation and render it comfort able quicker than any remedy ever tried. There is something in the acid contained in the buttermilk that does the work. When one has stained fingers with either berries, apples. or nuts, it will remove the « Another old sottler gone!" eox- stains almost immediately. It is particularly cooling to the skin.-- You will never try any other lotion moving day. for butifying the complexion after using the buttermilk, if you can obrain that. y 'When the Little Ones are suffering from worms there will usually be one or more of the following symptoms :--Bad breath, pale, sallow, or leaden complexion, Painted drosses--with flowers, etc. | with occasional flushing, swollen upper lip, enlarged nostrils, a livid circle under the eyes, with dilation or contraction of the pupil fashionable. No lady should wear and vacant expression, disturbed sleep, grinding of the tecth, picking the nose, a ! * : dry cough, slow fever or convulsions. It less in a suitable "frame of mind, | requires no coaxing to induce the sufferer to .... |eat Abernethy's Worm candy. price 25 An Ottawa dispatch says: © Prin- | cents. + Tp cess Louise visited Parliament and }# seers merry my «Oh I'm an industrious little soul, No rest or leisure I take , 1 make my home in the sugar bowl And when to the Sunday school picnic you I'm out of the ground in the wink of an eye household in the country where economy is not studied, and in all such there are odds and ends of silks, woollens or cottons that may be utilized and made to do duty season after season by re-dyeing, - The process is simplicity itself needing only a dish of boil ing water and a package of dye ot the desir- ed colour. They are put upin 15 cent packages in all colours, For sale by Drugs gists and dealers, Take only Mrs. Free- man's New Domestic Dyes tress began : and ended. missive, beginning ¢ «Thou'rt winsome asa donkey carved in brass," and concluded as follows : He was a little lawyer man, Who meckly blushed while he began Her poor dead husband's will to scan, He smi'ed when thinking of his fee, Then said to her so tenderly, «You have a nice, fat legacy." Aad when he lay next day in bed, + 4h With plasters on his broken head, 2 He wondered what on earth he'd said. then we may be mistaken, A New York paper tells a man who "stole $40,000 in sixteen years. Probably the man was sick thirteen years out of the sixteen or he would bave made the sum larger and more respectable. Forty Thousand dol- lars in sixteen years is very slow work--for a New York embezzlor. "Give me three yards of mustard plaster," said a physician to a Phil- adelphia apothecary, "and be quick if you please, for the patient is suff ering dreadfully.' The apothecary was dazed with surprise, until the laffes of the Zoo has an attack of way down. That's what the plaster' "rr and pelted him with market produce Messrs. T. Milburn & Co. effects of Yellow oil in a case of Crote are. as follows :--My little grand-daughter was growing worse with Croup, and was giving the ominous croak sodiedtul to hear, of the ordinary remides seemed toh but oft my son asking if I had 1 physician added, "Ono of the gir- ut] bronchitis. His throat's sore all the |, for, MRS. ROBERT OXTOBY. SA -- Uses of Buttermilk And swarm in the new made cake, fly, With your sisters and cousins and aunts And crawl up your Sunday pants." se -- ee For Ladies only--There is scarcely a yee en A Kansas adorer's valentine to his miss «Thy hair is like the tawny lion's hide," Oh, darling, wilt thou be my bride ?" She responded in a tender, sympathetic «Iwould pot, could not, wed ae brazen i ---- Beaverton, 18th Feb., 1880. * Gextienes :--The facts as to the instan