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The festival will also features shows at The registry Theatre, The Jazz room, The starlight and the apollo cinema. For full listing and venues, visit kw-comedy.com. TheaTre on The edge Theatre on the Edge presents live improv comedy every Thursday at 8 p.m. at the Waterloo commu- nity arts centre, 24 regina st. s., Waterloo. This week the show features Bari Parsche, Jason Tark, craig rintoul, alan dawdy and Jennifer Garnett. admission is $5. For more information, visit www.tote.ca. ongoing Joseph and The amazing TeChniColor dreamCoaT drayton Entertainment presents Joseph and the amazing Technicolor dreamcoat, to april 2, at the dunfield Theatre, 46 Grand ave. s., cambridge. Tickets are $27 to $46. Visit www.draytonenter- tainment.com. Thursday laurier Film series: TraCKing shoTs The Laurier Film series kicks off March 2, 7 p.m., in room 102 of the Bricker academic Building, 75 university ave. W., Waterloo. The theme is aboriginal cinema and the series features an eclectic mix of documentaries, short films and feature length films in addition to to presentations by guest filmmakers and speakers. The March 2 screening of angry Inuk. admission is free. For more information, visit www.wlu.ca. saTurday surviving unTil spring The Joseph schneider haus presents surviving until spring, Feb. March 4-5, 10 a.m. saturday, 1 p.m. sunday, at 466 Queen st. s., Kitchener. see what skills early pioneers settlers used to get through the winter. regular admission applies. For more information, call 519-742-7752. sunday Family arT hangouTs The K-W art Gallery hosts free family art hang- outs the last sunday of every month at the Family centre at 65 hanson ave., Kitchener. Meet KWaG staff at The Family centre for a hands-on art-mak- ing fun for the whole family. activities take place at The Family centre in the creative space. New activities each month. Presented in partnership with The Family centre and Family and children services of Waterloo region. For more informa- tion visit. www.kwag.ca/en/programs/Familyar- thangouts.asp. ongoing dinosaurs, roCKs, minerals and more The university of Waterloo's Earth sciences Museum presents dinosaurs, rocks, Minerals and More, at 200 university ave. W., Waterloo. admis- sion is free. call 519-888-4567, ext. 32469. saTurday dinny and The all-sTars The KW dixieland Jazz club presents Krewe de roux, March 4, 2 p.m., at the royal canadian Legion Br. 530, 316 Marsland dr., Waterloo. admission is $15. sunday CaneFire The Grand river Jazz society, at the historic huether hotel, presents canefire, March 5, 3:30 p.m., at 59 King st. N., Waterloo. Tickets are $20. For more information, visit www.kwjazzroom. com. pubs/Clubs Maxwell's Concert Hall, 35 university ave. E., presents Bleeker, March 3; Michael Graves, ex of the Misfit, March 4' Indie Music Night, March 5; Matthew Good, March 6; Mother Mother March 7; Peter Katz, March 9. Visit www.maxwellswaterloo. com. Starlight Social Club, 47 King st. N., Waterloo, present Fresh Fade, every Friday night; Global Warming every saturday night. call 519-744-1370. The Duke of Wellington, 33 Erb st. W., Waterloo, presents happy Pappy, Thursdays; romeo sex Fighter, sundays; Turk and the hobbits, Mondays; chalkline, Tuesdays; Mike Todd, Wednesdays. Neil Murray Band March 3; The Men, March, 4. For more information, call 519-886-9370. saTurday belloWs and brass The Grand Philharmonic choir presents Bellows and Brass, March 4, 7:30 p.m. at st. Peter's Luther- an church, 49 Queen st. N., Kitchener. Features K-W symphony Brass, a quartet of soloists and organists Jan Overduin conducted by Mark Vuo- rinen. Tickets are $30. For more information, visit wwww.grandphilchoir.com. sunday aviv sTring QuarTeT plays mozarT The K-W chamber Music society presents the first in their series of Mozart concerts with the aviv string Quartet, March 5, 8 p.m., at 57 young st. W. Tickets are $35, $25 for students. shows follow on March 7 and March 9 to complete the cycle. For more information, call 519-886-1673. ongoing Clay and glass gallery The clay and Glass Gallery presents Integration/ disintegration featuring artist christopher reid Flock, to March 19, at 25 caroline st. N. For more information, visit www.theclayandglass.ca. upToWn gallery The upTown Gallery presents spontaneity, to March 19, at 75 King st. s. Featuring works by candice Leyland, sharl G. smith and Jean Weller. For more information, visit www.uptowngallery- waterloo.com. CiTy oF WaTerloo museum The city of Waterloo Museum presents the We are Waterloo Portrait Project, to June 9, at cones- toga Mall. For more information, visit www.water- loo.ca/museum or call 519-885-8828. KiTChener-WaTerloo arT galley The K-W art Gallery presents Kent Monkman's The Four continents to March 12, at 101 Queen st. N., Kitchener. For more information, visit kwag.ca. meeT The Family The Waterloo region Museum presents Tyran- nosaurs: Meet the Family, until april 30 at 10 huron rd., Kitchener. Tuesdays and Thursdays, Tots Time,10 a.m. Wednesdays, Mom and Babes Morning Out, 10 a.m. regular admission applies to exhibits. For more information, call 519-748- 1914. THE Stage THE Galleries Be part of the scene Let us know of upcoming arts and entertainment events. Email editorial@waterloochronicle.ca. THE Classics Music Contemporary Arts Events CROSSWORD CLUES ACROSS 1. "ER" actress Leslie 5. Hebrew name for Babylon 10. Newts 14. Leaf angle 15. Dravidian language 16. Ridge on nematodes 17. Monetary unit 18. Determined the tare 19. Unfreeze 20. Merits 22. World's oldest broadcasting organization 23. 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