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---------------- § THE DAILY BRITISH WHIG THE BIOGRAPHY OF 1925 KING EDWARD VIL BY SIR SIDNEY LEE In this new biography, Sir Sidney Lee has portrayed not only the genfal prince of good fellows, endeared to the world at large as the Prince of Wales and King Edward, but also the tactful and experienced promoter of international friendship. It was at the request of King George V. that this blography was undertaken, and that jt is based on documents in the royal archives to which King George gave the author access. Price - - $8.00. R. Uglow & Co. in Silver FOR THE JUNE BRIDE * OOMPORTS, CANDLE STICKS, } VASES, CAKE BASKETS, } BANDWICH TRAYS, PLAT- TERS AND SERVICE, TRAYS, ETC. Every plece of the highést qual- DELCO-LIGHT try Booman, lage ood mmo - C. CANNON Benste "" "Phone 11585. rns) .. "THOMAS COPLEY © Carpenter. Phone 987. | cs PRINCESS ST. for all kinds of Carpentry LE SER Soor clemning ma. t ed in our own box. JOBBING WORK A SPECIALTY Brick, Stone, Plastering and Tile Setting Douglas & Mcllquham ; CONTRACTORS a Poe tr wr eT er et gS Sowards Keeps Coal ad Coal Keeps Sowards FRESH MINED COAL ARRIVING DAILY. WOOD OF ALL KINDS ALWAYS ON HAND, "TELEPHONE 155 : UPTOWN OFFICE: McGALL'S CIGAR STORE 400 Albert Street SERVERS, TEA | b ity and prices moderate. Pack- } Kinnear & ¢'Esterre | NEWSPAPER FUN | Maxson Foxhall Judell Bad Medicine. Buckner: "I won't take any cough syrup! Is that settled, now, or isn't i" Mrs. Buckner: "I guess it is. 1 gave you some on your pancakes this morning." ------ Who's Who. By Judith Bender. "Aw, Mom! I didn't do it---stop! Ouly last night you told Pop It was ME used his razor--it Was Ted. HE does it--'n' I git Th' lickin's! Darn it, it ain't fair! I'll run away--No, I don't care! "Y' got th' wrong boy, Mister--Oh! Cross-m'-heart, I wouldn't throw A baseball through ag window! Gee-- I know th' boy! He LOOKS like me. I'll bring him right around, 'n* you C'n lek him--hard, if y' want to. "No, m'm, it wasn't me. I know-- But it's another boy. I'll go 'N' git him fr y,' 'n' you'll see He looks a lot tougher 'n' me. Nice Pussy: I like cats. Oh, yes, Some of 'em don't like boys, I guess. "Doggone this bein' twins! It's too Hard on th' good one!--you know who. I ¢'n stand bein' licked f'r what I do do--th" last two I got, Ted done it! Oh, migosh, if I Was triplets, I just bet I'd die!" A Wet Station. Griff: "Why does this big dirig- ible, Los Angeles, make s0 many trips to Bermuda?" Fred: "Wouldn't could?" you, if you --Gertrude, 'Tis A Weary World. Uncle Martin: "What's the trou- ble, Jimmie?" Jimmie: "Aw, I don't have no fun, at all. Five days a.yeek I 3oit' go t' school, Saturdays I got t' take a bath, an' Sundays I got t' keap clean!" --John Bergstrom. ---- The more money a person has, the bigger the car--and the fewer the passengers! Diary of a Typewriter. Jan. 7. Well, I've left the factory and am sure anxious to get busy. A business man. came and took me away today. - Jan. 8. So this is what they call 8 sténographer! I don't mind being hammered, brt I wish she woulin't park her chewing gum on me during the lunch hour, Jan. 15. A week of this, and it's terrible! I never will be able to spell decently after this gir! gets through with me. Feb. 10. A new "steno" today. I wonder how she'll treat me. Feb. 11. Heavens! She hat an cye for color. The sweet thing has tied & pink bow around tach one.of my keys! Feb. 28. MY SHIFT KEY 18 STUCK AND I CAN'T WRITE ANY- THING BUT CAPITALS! She felt Better After the First Box New Brunswick Lady is Now En. thusiastic About Dodd's Kidney Pills. Madame A. Godin suffered with her kidneys and urinary trouble. St. Jeanne D'arc, N.B., May 25.-- March 5. Well, they've whipped me into shape again, but I'm not what I used to be. Hear they are going to sell me. Oh, well. March 19. They've sold me to a doctor. My life ought to be easy, now. March 20. Ye gods! He's using me to write his preseriptions! March 28. Well, I'm sold again. 1 wonder who will be foolish emough to buy me now. March 30. Am being Thought I'd need something this, April 29. Well, at last someone has bought me. A poet! May 2. Oh, deah! I think I'll like this. " May 3. F'heaven's sake! Mush in rebuilt. like the Moonlight! Star Drippings! To Celestia! I'll go mad if this thing keeps on. May 15. I'm going mad--I'm go- fng--<!!! plink! Relations and Relativity. Marshall (when wife's relatives have gone): "By George, I thought they'd never go. I tried to hide my yawns behind this magaszine."~ Mrs. Marshall: "Hide Toul yy behind a magazine! Bah! You should have opened up a newspaper." --John Flanagan. Indispensable. Arthur (primly): "I don't park with boys roads?" Dorothy (hopefully): "Not uniess I'm driven to it." --W. A. Tanner. hope on you dark Efficiency. "What sort of a filing system have you in your office?" "It's a wonder. Once you get any- | thing filed away in it, it takes three filing clerks four hours to find it." --B. G. Miller (Copyright, 1925. Forbidden). Reproduction Readers are requested to contri. bute. etry, satd ht sayings of ehildren: met al and unpublished. Ac- cepted material will be pald for at from $1.00 to $10.00 par contribution; from 36c. to $1. D Dar line for poetry &ccording to the racter and value of the contribution, as determined by the Editor of "The Fun Shop." All manuscripts must be written on one uide of the paper only, should bear name of this newspaper, and should be addr to Fun Sh Headquarters, § est {dt Burep New York City. IUnaccep oontri- butiofis cannot be returned. LATE RAYMOND PARKER Of Hay Bay Passes Away, Aged Eighteen Years. Hay Bay, May 26.--The residents of Hay Bay and neighborhood were shocked to hear of the death of Ray- mond Parker on Friday last. Ray- mond, who was the scn of Mr. and Mrs. Charles Parker; had on Febru- ary last undergone' an operation at Kingston for a disease which haa settled in the : amputate his leg a ¢ an attempt to stop the disease from going further. Raymond had re- turned home and appeared to have improved considerably. . He engaged in his 'former occupation as fisher- man and was taken {ll rather sud- denly last week, his relapse termi- pating in his death, The remains werS interred in what is known as "Parke's céme- tery" on the Hay Bay shore on Mon- day afternoon amid scenes of sor- row and sympathy for the deceased's family. Deceased was nineteen ye family. Deceased was eighteen years of age. Kingston Orangemen May Oelebrate in Watertown, N.Y. (8pecial)--"Pardon me for not writing to you before about your Dodd's Kidney Pills, but when one Er ---------------- enjoys good heaMh one is always busy. $ "Some time ago 1 was suffering with my kidneys and weakness of the bladder. I read in your Al- manac- that Dodd's Kidney Pills wero good for this trouble and de- ¢lded to try them. + "I had not a great deal of confl- dence in pills because I had tried so many other kinds without good re- sults. To my surprise after I had taken the first box, I began to feel better. I continued taking them and am now completely relieved of my trouble. I advise all those who suf- fer with their kidneys to use them. It gives me pleasure to tell all my friends to use them." 'This statement, which speaks for itselt, is-sent to ws by Madame A. Godin, well-known in this place. -- Kingston Orangemen are expect- ing to celebrate the 12th of July this year in Watertown, N.Y., the Ameri- can lodgemen having exténded.an in- vitation to a monster celebration which they have been preparing for some time past. It is expected that all the lodges in northern New York will be représented. ' ! Moving to Toronto. The Reilly family who came to Wellington a year ago from Ireland, are moving to Toronto. The older brothers have & grocery store and fee cream parlor at Toronto and the remaining members of the family joined them there on Monday. RED CROSS DRIVE. \ To be Held in Kingston on May 28th, 20th and 30th. Arrangements are now in progress for the Red Cross drive which has been been an annual feature since the war, and one that Kingston has supported with considerable liber- ality. It will be held at the end of May, on the 28th, 29th and 30th. As usual collectors will set up their tables in certain banks and other prominent places where they will catch the attention of those interest- ed, and the press will also draw at- tention to their presence and the need for subscriptions. The Red Cross Society came into its own during the war, when through it so much was done for thé comfort of the soldiers. With the end of the war it was re-constituted in order to meet the special needs of the civilians. The Red Cross main- tains small hospitals and nursing centres in' Northern Ontario and In the more unsettled portions of other provinces, where the need for such institutions is great but the popula- tion too scanty to afford them. The educative as curative. - The society directs the Junior Red Cross, which teaches health prin- ciples to school children here in Kingston as well as in other cities and in the rural centres. This work ix bound to maké the growing gener- ation healthier. Equipment is con- stantly kept in store by the society with which to deal with epidemics when they break out. Beds, blankets and other necessities can be sent out in car load lots to any point of dan- ger, and medical staffs can be mobi- lized in a few hours. Health educa- tion for adults is carried on through the columns of a most interesting publication which is sent free to all who subscribe one dollar or nore to the funds of the society. This work deserves the heartiest support of all the citizens of Canada, and it is most earnestly to be hoped that Kingston will not come short in its quota. ---------- . The Late George B. Noble. Wellington was shocked on Mon- day when word was received that George Noble, who went to Toronto last week for his health, had passed away. He left home on Wednesday accompanied by Mrs. Noble, stopped for 3 few days with friends in Co- bourg and reached Toronto on Satur- day. Early Monday morning he pass. ed away. His wife and three chil- dren are left. Mr. Noble was born at Melvide and spent the county. He was an adherent of the Christian Science faith, in politics a Conservative and a member of the Masonic Order. ------------ Appreciated Faithful Service. For many years John A. Watt has been employed as book-keeper with Boyd Caldwell & Co., in Lanark and later in Perth when the Caldwell firm went to that town and he re- mained with the firm up until a few months ago when the business was purchased by Tayside Textiles Ltd. To show his appreciation - of Mr. Watt's long and faithful service, Mr. Caldwell, president of the firq. of Caldwell & Co., recently presented Mr. Watt with a beautiful gold watch and chain, Mr. Watt continues with Tayside Textiles Ltd. in the position Mrs. Phyllis Mason Wallbridge, died Thursday at 144 Bridge street, Belleville. . work done in these places is as much greater | - part of his life in Prince Bdwald he previously held with the Caldwell NERVES ALL GONE Mrs. J. H, Hallenbeck, 117% Wel- land Avenue, St. Catharines, Ont., writes: --*I was in a gas explosion; it left me with a weak heart, and my nerves were all gone. I suffered everything: couldn't sleep, or endure any excitement, and when left alone I felt as if I copld scream. I took dizzy spells, often falling and bruis- ing myself. My mother read about your Milburn's Heart and Nerve Pills, and bought me a box, but having taken #0 many different kinds of medicine it just seemed that I did not have any confidence in any of them. I took one box of H. & N. Pills, and fé.: 80 much better I continued with them until I had used five boxes, and after I had taken them I did not need any more. I cannot praise, or recom- mend 'Milburn's Heart and Nerve Pills too highly after all they have Put up only by The T. Milburn 0b. oronto, Ont. / Limited, T HEART WAS WEAK § Boys' E Sport f Shoes So White Canvas, trimmed with Brown BM Straps--heavy, rubber Suction Soles--and BM same style in all brown. ie Shoe er oe A dandy Outing and Holiday or Play .... $2.50 and $3.00 OTHER STYLE RUNNING SHOES + '#8 $1.50 and $2.00 Every Boy Wants Sport Shoes The Abemethy Shoe Store. - Kingston's 1 kd ¥ Ea) J No uo" 4 FOR THE JUNE BRIDE HER FURNITURE -- HER GIFTS Will hold the allegiance of all hearts for the next fow Choice gifts for the Wedding Day and later. Furnitare for the new h Will be displayed by way Each depéftment concerned wishes and taste. suggestion and inspiration' to b 0 give prominence and cater to the ~ JAMES REID THE LEADING UNDERTAKER. FOR SALE Phone 147 for BRICK HOUSE-- on stone foundation, six. . Tooms, 3 bedrooms, bath, gas, lights, furnace, good cellar with cement floor. Garage for 3 cars, 66 ft. lot; on good, paved street. Sacrifice price .. $8,800.00 M. B. TRUMPOUR Phone 704 or 2073w. . ho HOWARD-BOTTIN 'G WEDDING. Mr. and Mrs. James Graham, West. port, Remove to Sydenham. Westport, May 25.--Rev. Dr. Da- vid Hutchinson, pastor of the First Baptist church, Brockville, united in marriage at 11 o'clock on Tuesday morning, George Howard of Shel- bourne Falls, Mass., son of Mr. and Mrs. George Howard of Elgin, and Mrs. James Botting, Westport. The young couple were unattended and following the teremony left on a mo- | M. tor trip, at the conclusion of which they will take up residence in Shel- bourne Falls. Died at the Civic Hospital, Ot- + | Place, summer home, "The Wolf Lake. Mr. and Mrs. James G Rived their household goods t ham this week and will there. In Mr, and Mrs. Graham 89 énham gains two estimable r 01 whom Westport is sorry to lose. Deming MeCann of Bcheil spending a few weeks with his ents, a. and Mrs. J. B. C Miss Edna Allore of 'Watertown, Y., is visiting her sister, Mrs. cCann.. , Dr. G. M, Gorrell of Mo spent Monday in town with his ther, James Gorrell. Mr. and E. Haskins and children, © spént the week-end wi friends in town. ve -------------- 3 The Pémbroke Board of Trade hi postponed its trip to N tario until September. "i