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LEATHER GOODS LATEST NOVELTIES Underarms with Strap Backs. Underarms with Top Handles. Leather Purses. Rosary Cases. Coin Purses. . | Key Cages. English Hand Bags in all colors. 'R. Uglow & Co. > Ugt | MONUMENTS Before placing your order for a Monument, or having Letter. ing done ip cemetery SEE | J. E.Mullen © 857 Frontenac St., Kingston 'Phone 1417. Gifts for Baby We have Just received the - "Bunny Sets" in the famous Community Silver. ° Baby Spoons 75¢. and $1.25 Spoon and Fork $1.50 and $2.50 Knife, Fork and Spoon $2.50 and $3.75 All very nicely boxed. Let us show you these. J Kine & {Etre 168 PRINCESS ST. 4 { apa Hard Wood Soft Mixed Wood. Kindling and Slabs. Chas. Bedore & Son 840 NELSON STREET Phone 1746J. Dr. Waugh DENTIST 108 Wellington st. Phone 256. pL: BRICK, STONE, PLASTERING AND a SETTING DOUGLAS & McILQUHAM CONTRACTORS JOBBING WORK A SPECIALTY. 400 ALBERT STREET | PHONES 3267F--028W. © ; . Beautiful China Tea and Coffees " Sets in many colors of lustre. Cups and Saucers, Plates, Sugars and Creams, Bon Bons, etc, can be bought separate. You will be surprised at the price of this ware. low yarn THE DAILY BRITISH WHIG { fe , un eg op Maison Joes He Liked Her color Scheme. | Finnan: "What is your favorite | color." Haddie: "My girl's eyes." --Mrs. Mark Pollock. Wanted Her to Go Higher. George (facetiously): "Annabelle sings in A flat." i Gregory: "Why doesn't she hire a hall?" --~Gertrude Marie Heller. His Opinion, "It says here in the paper," re- marked Mrs. Johnson in the midst of her reading, "that crime cost the people of the United States four bil- | lion dollars last year." "Well, I b'dogged if I b'lieve it was --yaw-w-wn!--worth it!" after a comgiderable pause replied Gap Johnson, of Rumpus Ridge. An Everyday Aftalr. He was trying out his high-speed car and had his best girl beside him. Never a thought did he give to the pedestrians, for his thoughts were all on her. There was a dangerous. curve ahead, but he paid no attention to it. The only dangerous curve he was watching was beside him on the seat. He put his arm around it. Then came the crash. No Further Necessity. Maxine: "I've given up that ex- pensive brand of perfume I've been usit\z, dear!" Judith: "So Jack proposed last, did he?" --Edith Rosé Margoles. at Hall, Hail, The Gang's-- A rather elderly high school teach- Ler was talking to one of her classes about century plants. She asked whether any of the students had ever seen a century plant in bloom, None had. "Then I've been a great deal more fortunate than all of you," she smil- ed. "I've seen a century plant bloom twice." Whereupon the class/wit inquired: "Was it the same plant?" ~--E. L. Penry. The OI Order Changeth. "My, my!" sald Henpeck, "I just can't cure my wife of dropping her ashes on the floor." One Way. Marshall: "The country's coal sup- ply is not inexhaustible and will have to be conserved." Maxson: "Many of the dealers are looking after that by giving short weight." \ & ~=Mrs, W. F. Schumann. ly. clings to her Alice: 'Gladys youth." Virginia: "What's his name?" --Isabelle H. McHugh. Hel--p! Hel--p! Ever tell ya about the egg. that challenged the tomato to a race down hin?" "Of course the egg was beaten!" "Np, the egg won. You see, the tomato was green, and of course it couldn't ketchup." * "Uh Hugh!" "But 'the tomato said it wasn't a fair race, because he claimed the egg was foul, and it stands to reason a fowl can run faster." "Yeh. A fowl can run faster than a tomato-can." \ "The poor tomato felt rotten just the same." -J. P, R. ---- The Truthful Liar, ' Ellen (doubtfully): "Am I the only girl you ever loved?" Ralph (reassuringly):* "My dear, you are one in a hundred--need I say mpre?" A THE MODERN YOUNG MAN'S A MOTTO "Sheik and Thou Shalt Find. _ (Copyright, 1924. Reproduction Forbidden.) (Copyright, 1924. Reproduction £2 Forbidden.) Sa sick headache, sour stomach, constipation, easily avoided. Am active liver without calomel. CHAMBERLAIN"S TABLETS Never sicken or gripe--only 25c. Bor NEdgewood Apartments, Toronto. Both bride and-grooth are very well known amd popular in Gananoque and vicinity. Miss Jackson has been on the staff of the Bank of Mon real for the past few years, and for the past couple of years has been teller. The groom ak was on the same staff for a couple of years as accountant, and the hest wishes of a large circle of friends follow them to their new home. Ford McCarney, Potsdam, N.Y, wap in Gananoque on Saturday. Donald Lalonde has returned from Schenectady, N.Y., after spending the past few weeks there with friends. Miss Rhea Haynes has returned from viciting friends in Ottawa. Miss Violet Amo, Kingston, visiting 'her parents, Charles street. Bruce Hall, Ottawa, spent the week here with friends. Mr. and Mrs. John Thompson, who were called to Ottawa on account of the serious condition of their som Graham have returned home. Gra- ham 4s recupbrating nicely. Mrs. James Mullin, Brinston, was in town for the Jackson-Burnie wed- ding. There was a very large and' en- thusiastic gathering at Delaney's theatre, Sunday,evening to hear Mrs, Gordon of Kingston and Irwin Hillard, K.C., of Morrisburg speak in favor of the O.T.A. Miss Dorothy Brown of the staff of St. Lawrence State Hospital, Ogdensburg, N.Y. spent the week- end here with her parents, Brock street. ! Gerald Keyes, Queen's Kingston, spent the week-end with his parents in town. Busy at Jones' Falls, Jones' Falls, Oct. 18.--Owing to the nice weather people are taking advantage of it and are digging their potatoes which prove 'a large crop. A. Sly has moved in his new residence, purchased from T. Glo- ver. The people are very glad to know Mrs. A. Gamble is better again. Communion service was held in California on Sunday last. Mr. and Mrs. BE. Andrews and -family spent Sunday at John McGuire's, Ed- win White at A. Gamble's; Mrs, Wil- llam McKenney and son at P. Ken- nedy's. Miss Hilda Jordan attend- ed the teachers' convention last week. The hum of the threshing machine is heard in this neighbor- hood. C. Hutchings and William Hutchings are hauling gravel. Rum boat blew up off the Atlantic coast and didn't hurt half as many as if it had landed. Trouble with ®econd-hand {infor- mation 1s it usually has been mis- used. 3 The fall of something in China is always considered imminent. 'eversta in old | L CONCERT AT NAPANEE. Andrew Ford Had A Thumb Almost Severed. Napanee, Oct. 21.--The Young People's Union of Trinity Methodist church have arranged to give a se- ries of high-class entertainments during the fall and winter months, and are securing talented artists. The first of the seples was given in Trinity church hall last night by The Blanchards before a large and ap- preciative audience. The Blanch- ards are a clever and versatile cou- ple. _ Andrew Ford, South Napanee, who works for Boyle & Son, yester- day was the victim of an accident by which one of his thumbs was nearly severed from the h¥nd. Medical at- tention was promptly secured. The funeral services for the late F. F. Miller, C.E., will take place at the Church of St. Mary Magdalene this afternoon at 3 o'clock. A Unique Contest. Twenty words or less!--and you get $500. That means $25 or more a word. Even the most' famous authors can't command" that price! But someone in Canada is going to get it! i A Title Writing Contest is now an- nounced in the newspapers. The first prize is $500, the second prize $200 and the third $100. In addi- tion, there are eight consolation prizes of 25 each. A picture is ran in Congoleum advertisifig without a title and the best titles submitted win the money. The picture' tells an interesting story. One can imagine dozens of things that one of the three persons might be saying. There is the young man who hag evidently come to call. His raincoat and umbrella are drip- ping water all over the hall rug. In fact, the older woman in the picture is holding his umbrella without seeming to care where the water runs. The young lady of the house {s descending the stairway. Which one of the people is doing the talking? What ds being said? Or can you think up a phrase or sent- ence that sums up the situation? It fs clear as can be that the rug on the floor is waterproof. That gives one lead for a title. All you have to do to enter this contest with its thousand dollars for prizes is to get an entry blank at the nearest Congoleum dealer's. It might be well to have a short talk with him about the features of this kind of floor-covering so that you will have your selling points in line. Titles must be submitted between the dates of October 20th and No- vember 3rd. Wide-awake dealers in Congoleum are taking advantage of the interest this title writing contest is sure to arouse and are having special sales during the weeks of October 20th and November 1st." The title may be written in French or English, in slogan form, as dias logue, or a few words of description. But it must not be longer * than twenty words. It may be as much shorter as you can make it. ' ANNOUNCING = | BIGGEST AND MOST E ged 4 < We specialize on Kiddies' Footwear Shoes for Little Tots-- soft, non-slip soles for little tots learning to walk. | Brown Kid, Black Kid and Patents, $1.50 Many styles of Kiddies' Shoes for dress or play, ranging from $1.75 to $4.50. Children's School Shoes, too. ABERNETHY'S SHOE STORE A Simmons Week sors, at Reid's An Unclean Mattress is a Menace to Health As the largest single factor in the bedding business, SIMMONS, LIMITED, whom we represent locally, are concerned for the integrity of the industry and the consequent well-being of the people of Kingston concerned to protect you against old infected materials in your Mattress, to this end we guarantee that all Mattresses bearing Simmons' labels are of pure, clean, new cotton, delivered to your home in a sealed carton. JAMES REID The Busy Store Phone 147 | Eis £ the contracting business, and the sale of supplies asso-