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Robert Brecker. & Readers are requested to contrl- bute. - All humor: _ Tams (or humorous =.qitoes), anec- dotes, poetry, burlesques, satires, and bright sayings of children, must be original and unpublished. Ac- cepted material will be paid for at from $1.00 to $10.00 per contribution; from 25c. to $1.00 r line for poetry according to the character and value of the contribution, as determined by the Editor of "The Fun Shop." All manuscripts must be Waitten on one side of the Paper only, should bear name of this newspaper, should be addressed to fun Shop | Little rouged cheeks with a pink- | ish glow. > | Short skirts, long skirts, every kind, Shoes that trip wind, Hose of gray, of flesh, of fawn, Hats on! The flappers are gone-- are gone, like a summer ' Hard-boiled! Bill the Burglas was hard-boiled, { there was no doubt of that. He had | been shot at by hundreds of police- men and had been pierced by at least | a dozen bullets, but evidently he was | too tough to hurt. At last, however, | he wag captured and condemned to | die in the electric chair. The fateful day came, and Bill was | led to the execution room and strap- ped in the chair. It took six men to [do it, and they had their hands full, | at that, Five, ten minutes, passed, and | | hard-boiled Bill's air of bravado be- gan to fade. He grew a shade paler, and seemed a trifle nervous. | "Alright, come on!" he growled, | "turn on the juice and have it over | with!" "T-turn it on, man!" gtuttered the | prison electrician, in an awed voice. | "It's been on for five minutes!" --Sinbad. Tripping the Light Fantastic. Helen: "What sort of a dancer is Jack?" 4 May: "Not bad, he's really very light on your feet." --Mrs. Ralph Dell. Not every actor who cries for bread receives a role, Motions and Emotions. The boat began to roll and pitch, The judge clung to the rail; He didn't like the bounding waves, His solemn face grew pale; But happily a clever thought Came to his legal brain, He over-ruled the motion And felt all right again. --Lillian 'Radke. ; Quite Right. Jimmy: "Hey, Dad!" Dad: "Well?" - Jimmy: "What kinda boxes do they use when they box a kid's ears?" Dad: "Cuff boxes." ---Harry J. Williams. ng. Those First Motorist: "Having tire trouble?" : Becond motorist (wiping the per- spiration from his face): "Naw, Just took it off to rest the rim!" --Joan Koopman. -- "Yes," remarked the theatrical manager of the show that was flop- ping, as he sorrowfully viewed the hundreds of vacant chairs, "Yes, this is indeed a drama of the great, open spaces." Class, He wag the teacher Instructing the girls, Paulines and Elsies Ethels and Pearls, Though there were fifty, He fell for one lass; Mabel entranced him For she was the "class." ~--Edgar Daniel Kramer. Barber Shops 'Chords. Gayboy (to barber who has just cut his chin): "You see, my man, what comes of drinking liquor?" Barber: "Yes sir. It makes the chin tender. . How Careless of Father. A daddy's made me promise at boys I'd never kiss --J. R. Henderson, I really don't mind this, 'Cause when he gave his orders, He just forgot, you see, To make me promise also I'd not let boys kiss me! ~--Patricia E. Buchanan. | 'Till T was at least eighteen-- Qutline of History, Lady Jane Grey was calm, and was looking her best in. spite of the fact that she was doomed to die with- in a few minutes. Not a cry did she utter as her head was placed upon the block, nor did she flinch when the executioner lifted his axe. Nor did she shed a tear as she heard the crisp whistle of the descending axe. " Thud! Her head dropped from the block, and the lifeless body of Lady Jane Grey flopped ungracefully in another direction, for Lady Jane Grey was a lazy hen which had ceas- ed to lay. / Headquarters, 110 West 40th Street, New York City. Unaccepted contri- butions cannot be returned. - GANANOQUE July 12.--Several members of the local Orange lodges will assist with the big celebratioon at Prescott to- day. ! : Mr. and Mrs. Cecil Bateman and children have arrived to spend the next few months at their summer home here. Miss Mildred Delaney {s visiting friends in Brockville and Prescott. W. O. Jones is spending the week-end with Brockville friends. Mrs. Bain Shiels is expected home at the week-end from the Hotel Diéu, where she has been undergoing very successful treatment. Misses Marie and Katherine Val- lentgood were in Kingston on Thurs- day last. H. Harrington and A. Miller, Nap- anee, were among.-those who wera here from a distance for the Canoe Club dance op Thursday evening. Mr. and Mrs. W. Heaslip, Toronto, are at Hay Island. Mr. and Mrs. James Kane and children, Kingston, are enjoying a few weeks outing at the Wing cot- tage, on Cut Island. ; Enthusiasm grows with the close approach of Old Home Week and the rivalry which makes for success is apparent among the different wards in connection with the night parades etc. One of the finest spectacular features of the week will be the May- pole dancing etc., of the children the evening of children's day, Wed- nesday, August 6th. They are prac- tising very faithfully for their part of the programme. The following Brockvillians were in town Thursday evening for the Canoe Club dance: Misses Davis, Val- leau, Plaunt, Kelly, Messrs. Alan Plaunt, George Fulford, R. Babbitt, Jack Stewart, John Ogilvie, Alan Cameron, and the following from Kingston, Misses Jean Roblin, Iso- bel Minnes and Messrs. Leslie Smith, Walter Campion, Donald Nickle. Mr. and Mrs, "Jake" McDermott, Toronto, were in Gananoque over night Thursday en route to their summer home at Christie's Lake. They registered at the. provincial. Miss Anita Shea and Lawrence Shea, Toronto, motored down to spend a few days here with Jack Willis. . Mjss Agnes McCrea, Brockville, has returned home after visiting her grandmother, Mrs. George Cowan. Mrs. H. J. Daly, Toronto, who has been the guest of Miss Loretta O'- Connor, has returned home. Miss Ethel Lloyd is home from the west on a visit to her parents, Mr. and Mrs. D. J. Lloyd. Mrs. Bradley and daughter, Prook- lyn, are here for the summer with Mrs. W. N. Rogers. * Mrs. Ira Kipp 111 and children, Orange, N.J., and Miss Edith Rees, New York, are the guests of Mr. and Mrs. W. E. Rees. Miss Carrie Loiselle, Brook'yn, is visiting her sister, Mrs. T. Nelson. Dr. Royal Lee, New York, is in town over the week-end. Miss Gertrude Adams, New York, is visiting her parents. HOSPITAL OPERATIONS, On Two Napanee Patients--The Late Le Roy Smith. Napanee, July 12.--Fred L. Hoop- er was taken to Kingston hospital on Thursday morning and operated on for appendicitis. Latest reports say he is doing as well as could be expected. Joseph Thompson, son of J. M. Thompson, was operated on Wednes- day in the Kingston General Hospi- tal for appendicitis and is progress- ing very favorably. St. Andrew's Church picnic was held on Wednesday afternoon to Gal- braith's, Varty Lake. Two trucks children and their parents. Races and contests were staged on the campus and supper was served on tables in the Grove. : G. P. Carr still lies in a very ser- lous condition. : Le Roy Smith, son of Mrs. Marietta Smith, Mill street, died on Wednes- day morning of hemorrhage of the lungs. Deceased had been ill for a couple of years. The funeral took place on Friday afternoon to Morven cemetery. ' Mrs. Burritt and Mrs. Hara, To- roato, are spending a month in Nap- anee renewing acquaintances. Near Sault Ste. Marie, 'Ont., an Area of 160 acres in the township of Vankoughnet has been set aside a8 a CrOWND game preserve. The death took place on Thursday at Low, 'Que. of Mrs. Elizabeth Gracey, aged 102 years and five months, and a number of autos*ténveyed the | Ine VAILY BRITISH WHIG REV. DR. SHOREY ILL} At His Home In Picton--The |i. Passing of Archibald | Murphy. Picton, July 11.--Dr. and Mrs. C. A. Publow, Mr. David Barker and Mr. Sidney Gearing have returned from their trip to the Old Coun- try. Mrs. Allan Christie and two child- ren of Hamilton are guests with her rarents, Mr. and Mrs. Robert David- son, Mr. and Mrs. Guy Johnson motor- ed to Kingston for over the week- end. Mr. and Mrs. E. A. Pearce, since their réturn from the Old Country, are occupying the home of Mr. and Mrs. John Stanton, Queen street, while Mr. and Mrs. 'Stanton are at the Sand Banks. Mrs. (Dr.) Frankish and child- ren, of Toronto, are guests of Dr. and Mrs. Morley Currie. Mr. and Mrs. Jack Batton have returned to Syracuse after a visit with Mr. and Mrs. Willlam Batton. Miss Luella Thibault, B.A, 'and Miss Lillian Carter, B.A, have been added to the staff of the Col- legiate Institute. Their duties com- mence in September, Rev. J. W, Jolliffe and Mrs. Jol- liffe, Toronto, who celebrated their | golden wedding one day this week, were at one time in charge of the First Methodist church, Picton, and have many friends here who congra- tulate them. Mr. and Mrs. Robert Bolton, Pet- erboro, and Mr. and Mrs. Horton Rowson, Lyn, spent the week-end with Rev. John Lyons and Mrs. Lyons at the Rectory. Rev. Dr. Shorey was stricken with illness at his home, West Main street on Wednesday last. Miss Gus- sie Shorey is with her father, also Percy Shorey of the high school staff, Belleville, . Misses Marjorie and Dorothy Publow of Kingston, are enjoying holidays at the home of Mrs. W. C. Gorsline. Mrs. W. A. Spriggs, Kingston, is this week the guest of Mr. and Mrs. D. P. Boles, Main street. M. E. Knox and Morden are on a trip to New York. A life-long resident of Prince Ed- ward county passed away at his home on Monday morning in the per- son of Archibald Murphy. The fun- eral. was held at St. Gregory's church on Thursday nmorning, with interment in Mount Olivet cemetery. Deceased is survived by his wife (Mary Kelly). The Misses Helen and Jean Rob- lin returned to, New York on Sun- day after two weeks' holidays spent with their grandparents, Capt. and Mrs. Wyatt Welbanks. Mr. and Mrs. W. A. Wright and family are camping at West Lake. Mrs. Colvin is the guest of her sister, Mrs. J. WwW. Hambly, at their home on the Bay Shore. John Branscombe, Rochester, N. Y., renewed old acquaintances in town and county last week. Mrs. Charles Hubbs and grand- daughter, Mary B. Vandeburgh, are visiting her sisters, Mrs. J. German Williams and Miss Carrie Clark and other friends. -- ORANGEMEN AT CHURCH. They Went to St. Lawrence Service on Sunday. Pittsferry, July 9.--The 'stone crushing outfit ig busy crushing stone on the fourth concession which will make the roads in a.better con- dition as they are badly in need of repair. 'The members of Woodburn THE Brown Canvas Trimmed with: Brown Straps--Ventilated ¥* Boys' sizes 1 to 5--only ......... .$2.50 Boys' sizes 11 to 13 only ........$2.25 Men's sizes 6 to 10--only . ....... .$3.00 Boys' White Canvas Suction Sole Brown Straps, ventilated ........... .$3.00 "Get a pair, Boys--they're great." REED FURNITURE FOR THE HOME AT REID'S --ATTRACTIVE , AND DURABLE Why not get ready for the warm weather that will soon be here by taking advamtage of our specially pricéd Reed Three Piece Suites, Chairs, Rockers and Settees--covered in Cretonnes or Tapestries, Also full line of Porch and Lawn Furniture, Hammo Couches and JAMES REID LEADING UNDERTAKER. 'PHONE 147 FOR SERVICE. A RESTAURANT THAT WILL PLEASE YOU Drop in and have your meals with us. We have everything you could desire at reasonable prices. CROWN CAFE Open from 7.30 a.m. to 2 a.m. 208 PRINCESS STREET . .-- TELEPHONE 1308. and Dufferin L.O.L. gathered in a body and attended Divine service at St. Lawrence church on Sunday morning. A large number were pre- sent. The Orangemen will celebrate on the twelfth, Woodburn L.O.L. at Napanee agd Dufferin L.O.L. at Bat- tersea. A number from here attended the lawn social at Bethel 6n Friday evening and report a fine time. Mr, and Mrs. George Simpson and son motored to Belleville, on Saturday and spent the week-end. Ray and Floyd Mosier, Wolfe Island, are spending the holidays with their grandparents, Mr. and Mrs. B. Orr. Mr. and Mrs. Robert Gates and family spent Sunday at J. W. Gal- way's. Mr. and Mrs. E. Kilpatrick and son spent'Sunday at D, McCle- ment's, Mr. and Mrs, Joseph Edgar, Joseph Edgar, Sr, Irwin Orr and triend, also Miss Annie Orr motor- ed to Yarker and Enterprise on Sun- day and spent the day with friends there, t The lawn social held at St. John's church, on Monday evening, was a good success considerfng the condi- tion of the weather. Splendid talent came from Kingston and put on the programme which was enjoyed by all. The proceeds amounted to over ---------------------- Paani, 11.--The annual social and sale held by the Ladies' Aid, on July 9th, was well attended; about $55 was realized. Many camp- ers are enjoying the fing weather at Eagle and Bobs lakes. W. Cronk and Mrs. M. Storms have purchased new victrolas. J. C. Hartman has secured employment with the C.P.R. near Toronto. A baby boy has come to brighten the home of Mr. and Mrs. 0. R. Clow. Mrs. W. D. Black and Mrs. Della Goodfellow spent a day in Kingston recently.' Mr. and Mrs. Harold Smith, Webster, N.Y., also Jamie, Smith's Falls, and Miss Iva Smith, Belleville, are spending some time with their mother here. Master Glymn Collins, Kingston, is Mrs. Anderson and sons, Mont- real, are visiting her aunt, Mrs. Moyse, here. G. Ayerst, Maberly, and Mrs. OrseP and son, Perth, spent Wednesday with Mrs. Susie Smith: Mrs. DeWitt Leslie Doris, Kingston. at her SAND DIAL PHONE CHECKS TIME ] How many times, in the course of a time-limit pay phone call have you been interrupted by a sweet voice saying: "Time's up, is produced the call frequently is "gone." tachment, here shown, for it takes just five minutes for the sand fo the phone user can watch his time the nickel e sand dial at- is expected to help out in this situation, run through and minutes slipping by. ) another nickel, please I" By "nnd Donald and friends, Sharbot Lake, spent an evening this week with Mrs," Della Gaad tallow, and daughter, parent's Mr. and Mrs. W. Clow. Miss Mac. °°