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WEDNESDAY, $3200--Frame, $5200-- Brick, MARCH 19, 19024, Shake Your Winter Cold -- All Yield to Dr. Hickey's Treatment The Speedy Relief For All Coughs The chest rub for all heavy chest colds and congestion. THE SPEEDY COLD CAPSULES for head colds and all forms of Grippe. Each 25c. or 75c, for full treatment. Made by: L.T. Best Druggist Phone 59. -- FOR SALE $30600--Frame, 7 rooms, improve- ments, 6 rooms, improve- ments. Lot 99x1382. o 7 rooms, all provements. im- 87 Brick, 9 r , all d h.w. floors. n, $5,000--Brick, 6 rooms, modern im- $8,000--Brick, 8 rooms; provements, garage. all im- provements, garage, large gar- den, fruit and flowers, good location. $8,500--Brick, 9 rooms; all modern; central, FURNISHED HOUSES TO RENT. Bateman's Real Estate | We are placing on SALE a small number of regular $15.00 | white, gold-filled | RIBBON WATCHES $10.00 are cased in both Octagon and Cushion shapes. At $10.00 these | Watches are re- markable value. Guaranteed, of course, THE DAILY BRITISH IN SNOPPYQUOP LAND WHERE NOTHING SEEMS QUEER ] Knight of the Bawth See him gallopin by, this Snoppyquop Paul Revere. He goes so fast that the capitol at Washington and the Woolworth building in New York get into the same pictures This is Sir Donkey Otey, the one horse man-about-town, and the prize traveler of Snoppyquopville. He is always going, and so has to bathe en route. that it is always Saturday Knight who never has had a flat tire. AS Luckily he goes so fas His faithful steed is a hardy animule, Sir Donkey Otey adjusts the temper- ature of his bawth, zo his pet Donkey sends out hot or cold steam through her nostrils. There is a window in his chest so he can see if his plumbin is getting rusty. A good. Goo Knight! > Passing BASKETBALL Fuse "Get rid of the ball" is good ad- vice because basketball is a team work game. The ball invites trouble and many games are lost because the ball is held too long before passing. The short, fast passes are onc of the most interestt ing Sualures of the game. olding the ball will be elimin- ated if the quick pass game is pane in the stomach wouldn't be so PETER PUZZLE SAYS-- Where does he live? The answer is found in the couplet: "Constant in 0, pleasant in all, Ahmed, the Turk must eventually IL" Efficiency Rastus was proudly sporting a new shirt when a friend said: "Boy, how many yards does it take for a shirt like that?" Rastus: "Say man, ah got three shirts like this outa one yard last | | | | | | | | | WHIC 3 PROBS: --Thursday, northeast winds and rather \ _ cold. Extra Special Attractions For Thursday! Outstanding values that cannot be duplicated--strong ad- jectives are unnecessary in describing these specials--their qual- ity and exceptional pricing suffice | 1113 BROCK ST., KINGSTON Telephone 1925F, night!" If You Please-- "I see by your catalogue that yoa have just received two thousand airs of ladies' court shoes from . ienna." Af "Yes, madam." THREE Hira BARGAINS Lady: "What are those huge | 3-burner Gas Range with low posts, tent poles?"y den a Swe $20.00 THE TWO-HANDED PASS Ipswich Mills Silk Hosiery We have just received out of bond 500 dozen Silk Stock- ings--direct from the mill, which we offer Thursday at whole- at 69c pr. | at 98c pr. icles containing starch." 350 doz. best quality Silk Hose > B Black A . ia YL TS Cyaan 4 ith Lisle G with reinforc i ops, Toe » with isle Garter Top, Tos and and Heel; full fashioned, with H oe! Fi Jushioned seal) an extra full-sized top. Words Bos © colors are Back, | cannot adequately describe White, Acorn and Bobolink-- | t},eir exceptional quality and all sizes. Sold regularly at $1 | fine appearance--a special val- a pair--everywhere. ue at $1.50 pair. Crepes-the thing for Dresses Cheap and Best /ashion has decreed Crepe to be the smartest fabric for Spring wear. For Thursday we offer Novelty Silk and Wool and All-Wool French Crepe-- in the new Checks and Stripes. The colors are Jade, Can- ha: French Grey, Beige, Whirlpool, Tangier, Black and ite. In widths 38 to 40 inches. Thursday *1.69 yd. Workman: "Naw, lady; them's the toothpicks for the elephants." Maybe a Vital Spot Circus Leader: "If the leopard gets out, shoot him on the spot." Guard: "Yes, sir; which spot?" That's Right Chemistry Teacher: "Name three MADE Co WITH A WRIST AND EL OW Mov - ST. On March 9th, the death took place at Hollywood, Cal., of Robert | S.~ Taylor, for many years a resident of Brockville. For the Cough That Sticks Common ough Svfups Won't Help--You've Got To Make Your Own. oven ..... | 4-element Side Oven Electric Range. ......... played but it means that the Jlaverd ill have to "keep loose" from a ard and keep moving. Pass the all in such a way that your player can reach it before the opponent-- if possible, so your man is between the ball and his opponent. Pass it also in a way that the player may make his next move quickly, without awkwardness. Do not pass it in such a way that time must be lost in catching, or so that the one who receives it must slow up to get it, 3 The two-handéd snappy pass is better than the one-handed pass. The diagram shows the two-handed pass being used. Itinsures accuracy and can be made more quickly since the ball can be received and passed on with the same motion. It is passed with a wrist and elbow move- ment from the chest. A one-handed pass may be made longer and with greater force, but the quick pass is far more in use. If there is a real good chance to use this long pass do not hesitate to do 80. Do not let the long pass be- come a habit, however. | 2-element Low Oven Electric dal an en - 355,00 McKelvey & Birch, Limited General Contractors, Heating Specialists, Steam Fitfers and Plumbers, Jobbers of Plumbers' and Gas-Fitters' Supplies, Stoves, Shelf, Heavy and House Furnishing Hardware, Tools, Ofis, Be: . Supplies, Sheet Metal and Tin Work; Electric work) Paiating and Paper Hanging. Special work of all kinds undertaken. For any kind of a cough, but es- pecially the stubborn one that per- sists and keeps you awake nights this home-made cough mixture will quickly loosen the phlegm, allay the inflammation and stop the cough. You can make it yourself at honfe- in two minutes by following these in- structions: Get from any druggist one ounce of Parmint (double strength) --to this add a little granulated sugar and enough water to make one half pint --that's all there is to it, and child- ren like it. Like a soothing, healing poultice one costly substance in this home- { made mixture spreads itself c¢om- | pletely over the membrane of the | throat. This causes the most stub- born hang-on cough to cease almost fustantly. No ordinary slow-acting cough syrup contains this expensive ingredient. It's a mighty fine remedy for chest colds and acute nasal catarrh, and re- member that any remedy that over- comes catarrh, partially or wholly, is bound to be of benefit to those who are troubled with head noises and OI -- wo Rehan cp SY Mountain Grove Briefs. Cox and Miss A. N. Hughes, at W. Mountain Grove, March 138.--C.|Cowdy's; Mr, and Mrs. R. Cronk at Cowdy is in the vicinity with his |T. Hawley's; J. D. Clark, at D. Mc-| sawing machine. R. Coulter has re | Donald's; J. Cox and children at D, turned from Napanee where be was | Cox's. G. Summers spent the week-; visiting h™ mother, who 1s very ii. | end in Kingston. F. Smythe left on Saturday to take charge of a school at Richard's Landing. Mrs. J. Cox is spending a few days with her sister at Lavant. F. Stinchcomb was called to Knter- prise on Thursday to see his son, James, who is seriously ill with pneumonia, y Mr. and Mrs. Frederick Thomp- son and baby Doris, Havelock, are visiting at W. Brown's. H. Somers' visited at Arden on Sunday. Among Mrs. W. J. Farrell, Clayton, N.Y., died on Sunday aged forty-nins years. She had been {ll for about During the proceedings in the legislature Premier Ferguson said that it was expected that the house two weeks. Mrs, Farrell was born on would be able to conclude its busi- Grindstone Island, the daughter Of ress within a couple of weeks Mr. and Mrs. Edgar J. Marshall. | 3 The Supreme Court of Leipsic you . {Ipetimemt ¥ uve Dr. ture manager, named Bienz, to eleven years penal servitude for espionage on behalf of France. . Seven hundred Czecho-Slovaks : have arrived at Winnipeg during the en BI Soto: past few days, the first of 3,000 sel~ | catarrhal deatness. ' C. Wood at G. Conboy's; Robert dmited, Slots uspected. Get Pargivt and get better. 1 ------| [_SOMER OLD, SOME'R NEW, SOMER MIDDLE-AGED Specials F or The "Father, I cawn't eat JF soup." Ching red rei ThrifttyHousewife d | "Waiter, bring the young geatle- Citien: "What's the matter. Kan White Rose Flour 63; lbs 24c. == Monarch Flour. ... 7 lbs. 27c. has sentenced a Swiss motion pie- when Linoleum Mats Thursday 19c ea. 300 ONLY--all we could secure -- Linoleum Floor Mats in half a dozen new patterns and effective colorings. The size is 18x36 inches, andthey are suitable for door- ways, bedrooms, kitchens, etc. if. -. soup. ' Yd "Father, I cawn"t eat this soup." "Walter, being the young man some other soup. "Father, still I cawat eat coup. 3 "Well, why, my som, cawnt you cat "Father, I have 'wo spoon" i BEL i b i SEE WINDOW DISPLAYS TO-NIGHT. , i ~ ~ \ CORNER OF MONTREAL AND JOHN STREETS